Nov. 5, 2025

The Cannibal at the North End of the World: Baxbakwalanuksiwe’

The Cannibal at the North End of the World: Baxbakwalanuksiwe’
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This week, we venture deep into the mist-shrouded Pacific Northwest to unearth one of the region’s most haunting legends in Kwakwaka’wakw folklore — the story of Baxbakwalanuksiwe’, the Man-Eater at the North End of the World.

Once banned by colonial authorities and nearly lost to time, the Hamat’sa, or “Cannibal Dance,” is a ceremonial initiation that confronts humanity’s darkest impulses and the mythic hunger embodied by Baxbakwalanuksiwe’. Covered in gaping mouths and crying out “hap, hap, hap” — “eat, eat, eat” — this monstrous figure stalked not just the imagination of his people, but the very limits of what it means to be human.

Baxbakwalanuksiwe’ stands as both a monster and a mirror — a figure embodying survival, hunger, and the uneasy boundary between the spiritual and the human. Join us as we explore how this story survived suppression, what it reveals about cultural resilience, why it remains so powerful today, and what the “Ever-More-Perfect-Manifestation-of-the-Essence-of-Humanity” might truly mean.

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He is also known by one other name,

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"Cannibal at the North End of the World."

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Listen, I want things to be kind of neat and tidy.

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You got to give it a little pop, but I like that.

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That's good.

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"Cannibal at the North End of the World."

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That's the one.

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Yeah.

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It's like be descriptive, but don't be like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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You know?

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You can't either, you know, it could mean several different things.

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Okay.

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"Cannibal is very clear."

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This is true.

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I think, you know, it's eloquent in its brevity.

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He could be going Nelly Furtado on everyone's ass.

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Ooh.

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Hi, Caitlyn.

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Hi, Cassie.

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Hi, creepy people.

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Oh, hi.

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Hello.

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Why are you scared, Caitlyn?

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You don't know what's about to happen.

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I don't, but you've been building it up for like a week.

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I mean, at least.

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Spooky season is technically over, but it never ends.

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It never ends here.

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Not on PNW Haunts and Homicides where we chat about true crime, the paranormal and all things

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spooky in the Pacific Northwest.

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That's right.

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The limit does not exist.

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Or the PNW if you're nasty.

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She got it in there.

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What we had to because this episode is fucking nasty.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, nasty.

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Nice day.

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All right.

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So now I feel like I'm maybe getting a sense of things.

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Do we say the thing about the tarot?

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Because we do a tarot reading in every episode for a little bit of deeper insight into our topic.

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I wonder what we're going to get for this one.

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It's so.

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I'm so interested.

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Yeah, I really like to know what tarot deck you're planning to use.

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Oh, well, I could give you a little spoiler and show you which one I'm going to use.

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The program.

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Excellent.

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Well, let's just get it into it.

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Okay.

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We're going to do one of Caitlyn's No No Topics today.

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Great.

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I was hoping you would say that.

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And I'm going to start with a simuliric from a song from the Hamat’sa ceremony, which I'll explain

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what that is.

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If you don't know what that is in a little bit too.

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All right.

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I went all around the world to find some food.

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I don't know the beat you guys.

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So it's just I'm just reading it.

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Okay.

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Okay, that's fair.

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I could do it.

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I could try to do it like a rapper.

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I went all around the world to find some food.

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No, okay.

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I don't think he should do that.

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Okay.

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Please.

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I went all around the world to find some food.

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I went all around the world to find human flesh.

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No.

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I went all around the world to find human heads.

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I went all around the world to find corpses.

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But imagine like not in English.

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It probably sounds really, really cool and beautiful.

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So yeah.

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I'm glad you sang it in English so that I wasn't like accidentally like boffin like.

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Well, I probably couldn't pronounce any of the words because it was really hard.

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It was hard to find how to pronounce these words that I have to say anyway.

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So we're not going to be speaking a different language.

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All right.

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The most terrifying story in the Kwakwaka’wakw folklore is of Baxbakwalanuksiwe’.

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Sounds pretty intense.

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And I'm going to like spell it for you.

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Oh, jeez.

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B-A-X.

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B-A-X-W-A-L-A-N-U-K-S-I-W-E.

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That feels a little overwhelming.

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It does.

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But when you get it broken down for you, Baxbakwalanuksiwe’.

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It's not too bad.

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For sure.

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No, I mean, I'm glad that it didn't come up at the sixth grade spelling bee, but.

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Right.

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Because that would be rough.

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But intense.

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It's actually funny.

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You mentioned that because I found a lot of the info for this in like a, it's a grade school

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curriculum.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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It says it's meant for grades four and five.

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Okay.

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Very specific.

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Because this story is a little.

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It's, I mean, it's a little rough.

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Yeah.

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So I wanted to find something that kind of also not watered it down, but like made it a

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little more tame.

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So like maybe I, you know, talk about the grade school version a little bit than, rather

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than maybe make it a little bit more palatable.

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So I guess we're going to find out am I smarter than a fifth grader?

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Am I more emotionally mature than a fifth grader?

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Probably not.

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I feel like I know the answers, but we'll find out.

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Would you like to know what, Baxbakwalanuksiwe’ translates to?

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Yeah.

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Man eater at the north end of the world.

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Yeah, I had a feeling that it was going to be something that I wasn't going to be super

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psyched about, but.

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So I'm sending you the picture of him.

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Oh boy.

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This is Nightmare Fuel.

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No, this is Baxbakwalanuksiwe’.

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Listen, as someone who's worked in a lot of dental offices, that's not normal dentition.

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It's entirely too many teeth.

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A lot of teeth.

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A lot of mouths.

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A lot of weirdly placed mouths.

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Are you seeing where all the mouths are placed?

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Yeah, they.

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So let's describe them a little bit.

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So he's kind of, they say, "Anthro."

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I can't say the word "anthro per-."

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Anthropomorphic?

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So they're anthropomorphic.

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We're just going to leave it with Caitlyn saying it.

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Anthropomorphic.

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So he kind of does have a human appearance.

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He's got like, you know, a torso, legs, head, mouths, arms, the nose.

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And is there any?

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Yeah, I don't think he has ears or eyes.

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Doesn't look like it because all of them are mouths.

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Where those should be.

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So he's pretty horrifying, terrifying.

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Caitlyn did say it correctly when she said nightmare fuel.

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Yeah.

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His entire body is covered in mouths.

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His butts amount, his lower back is a mouth.

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His feet.

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His knees are a mouth.

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His knees, there's mouths placed randomly on his arms and legs and shoulders.

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He has a mouth where mouths go.

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He does have that.

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He's also got like the plague doctor sort of like I think is that his nose?

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That's his nose.

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Yeah, and it's very cute.

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Okay.

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And it does have that nostril.

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So he can sniff you out.

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It is quite sizable in terms of nostril size.

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It does remind me of substance a little bit.

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The substance.

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Yes.

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The end of the substance.

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If you guys haven't seen that, go watch it.

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And then look at beautiful baba wallet oxy way here.

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Oh, right.

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Oh, and they also have him kind of compared that little pink picture looks like they're

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comparing him to a human.

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So he's a little bit bigger.

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Well, he's a lot of bit bigger than a human.

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He's a lot of bit bigger.

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Yeah.

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His nose is basically the size of a human.

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They describe his mouth as gaping snapping bloody.

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And his call is hap hap hap, which means eat or something along those lines in that

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language.

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Oh, and the way I read hap hap was not as a word.

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I read it as in it on a monopoeia like a no, I read it as like an on a monopoeia sound

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like.

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Oh, I was making it yapier.

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Yeah.

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Look at dog.

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I was I was trying to tone it down a little bit.

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Yeah, yours makes here's makes more sense in light of the visual, which is kind of funny

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speaking of dogs because my dog used to make the sound when she was like being pissy and

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irritate and a little shit to me.

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And she was like, talk back and she would go, well, maybe she's got a little little cannibal

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in her.

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Fuck.

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I mean, she did like to lick the tune nibble me.

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So maybe.

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Well, maybe she was a nibble or we talked about it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Among a few variations in the spelling, there are also a few variations in the translation.

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He who first ate man at the mouth of the river or he who first ate humans on the water.

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Okay.

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The and this is a quote, the ever more perfect manifestation of the essence of humanity.

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That's poetic as fuck.

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Yeah, but I mean, it's kind of words like creepy words salad, but ever more perfect manifestation

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of the essence of humanity is this like we're all just walking around with these giant mouths

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just wanting shit from everybody, just trying to eat up everybody.

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Just worried about ourselves.

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I mean, if you turn it into like a metaphor, sure, I'm just saying like if you go down to

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the base and it's like ever more perfect and we're talking about a cannibalistic creature.

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Yeah.

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Not that feels those are those are contradicting delios.

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Yeah.

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My dude.

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I don't think it can be true.

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You've said it.

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Those two things cannot cannot cannot can be true.

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Okay.

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I don't that's a qualifier that I don't know I've ever agreed to.

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Well, I think we should all just take that and like I was like a journal prompt and just

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like journal about this for a little while because I just I want to know what everyone thinks.

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Okay.

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Or simply man eater.

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He's a man.

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He is also known by one other name.

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This is the name that actually really drew me to him.

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Cannibal at the north end of the world.

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Listen, I want things to be kind of neat and tidy.

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You got to give it a little pop, but I like that.

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That's good.

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Cannibal at the north end of the world.

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That's the one.

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Yeah.

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It's like be descriptive, but don't be like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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You know, you need a leader, you know, it could mean several different things.

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Okay.

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Cannibal is very clear.

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This is true.

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I think, you know, it's eloquent in its brevity.

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He could be going Nelly Furtado on everyone's ass.

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Ooh.

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So Mr. Man's eater here is the villain of the Hamat’sa or Cannibal Dance, which is the first

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most important and infamous dances of the Seca ceremony.

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I probably didn't say that totally correctly because it's like the chaos of weird mouth

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feel and I don't.

255
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I didn't get it right.

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But yeah.

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Seca.

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Seca.

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Seca.

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Seca or something.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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No, that can be hard because like some languages do have like this.

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And mouth feel is exactly the right word for it.

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It's like when you speak French, but you don't do the, you know, yeah.

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Yes.

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And it's like the quah quah, K-walk has like a W at the end of it that's supposed to be

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like, oh, and you're like, I'm trying.

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I'm so close.

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And to oh my gosh.

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And I found a YouTube video where actually someone was pronouncing all of the words.

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So I was crying just so hard.

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And I'm like, you say it's so much better than me.

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Yeah.

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And I just get like, can you come on our podcast?

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It's right.

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No, but it's like it's very difficult to actually train your mouth to like hit the syllables

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in the police sometimes.

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Mouth words are hard.

280
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Mouth words are hard.

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Hey, you can do the research.

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You can do the research and sometimes in the moment, the words that you say, it's like

283
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you don't hit quite the right like intonation or pronunciation.

284
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I hope I'm doing it right.

285
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I just refresh right before this, but we'll see.

286
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Yeah.

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And here's the thing is I think that everybody knows you're taking the time.

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You are making the effort.

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And I think that's the most important thing.

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We do, we do try to nail it whenever possible, but you know, and if someone speaks the

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language, please come on our show.

292
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Please, I would love to talk to you.

293
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Yeah, though it'd be so cool.

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I love to, I love to actually hear people in their native, you know, language and like hear

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it how it's supposed to be said and not, you know, butchered by us.

296
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Yeah.

297
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I also have a lot of questions like a lot of questions.

298
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I can only imagine.

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Canada outlawed the ceremony in 1885 because naturally.

300
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All of the organizers didn't understand it and found it too disturbing.

301
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Kate, when the cannibalism, yeah, the cannibalism thing, yeah, they kind of didn't get it.

302
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Yeah.

303
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No, and biologically we're kind of supposed to not, we shouldn't do it.

304
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Right.

305
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Definitely probably shouldn't do it.

306
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No, you definitely shouldn't.

307
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You definitely shouldn't.

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Like if you're trying to, hey, we don't, we don't judge, you know, the people that had

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to do it.

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But we, sure, survival is one thing.

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I would say with cultural traditions, we can respect that that was the culture, but also

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understand that those are things that can actually make people like fatally ill.

313
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Yeah.

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And I mean, I'm not even talking about cultural cannibalism or anything like that.

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I'm just talking about like, you know, the donor pass or the donnor party or whatever, like

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people that just had to do it to survive.

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But that is kind of a big misunderstanding with this whole thing and we'll go on and

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I'll explain what the ceremony is all about.

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So they did attempt to kind of erase it from history and they wanted them to assimilate

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into their culture and just kind of erase their whole.

321
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See.

322
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Pass.

323
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Like if we're just trying to, you know, make people safe, that's one thing.

324
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Right.

325
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But the erasure of their culture, that's where it becomes like, yeah, it's giving colonization.

326
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And then once I explain it to, I think you're going to be like, wait, what?

327
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They just truly didn't get it.

328
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Oh, no.

329
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This is the story behind the Hamatsa ceremony and Baxbakwalanuksiwe’, the villain of the

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story.

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Four sons of the chief found the house of the man eater, Baxbakwalanuksiwe’.

332
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Oh, and of course they went inside, they checked it out.

333
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It's that part in the horror movie where they go down into the basement, you know?

334
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Right.

335
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I just, yeah.

336
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Well then once inside they realized that the creatures in there were trying to eat them.

337
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You don't say.

338
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Like, Baxbakwalanuksiwe’ was probably like, did you not see like the man eater sign?

339
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Like, you're in my house, dude.

340
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My door mat literally says man eater, turn back.

341
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It kind of reminds me of like, Hansel and Gretel.

342
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:08,880
Yes.

343
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Where they find like the witch's house.

344
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Yeah.

345
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And then she wants to eat them.

346
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Yeah.

347
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I mean, it's kind of a, it's a spin off.

348
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Did we like, did we cancel, Hansel and Gretel?

349
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Probably not.

350
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Did we outlaw that story?

351
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No.

352
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Well, maybe I'm not actually sure the history on that.

353
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We'll come back to it.

354
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760
Okay.

355
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,280
Anyway, so they didn't want to get ate.

356
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So they ran and they got chased all the way home by Baba Wollanoxiewe.

357
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But they didn't make some obstacles along the way to slow him down.

358
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Hmm.

359
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So they made it home in time to warn their father, the chief.

360
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By the way, he was the chief.

361
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I don't know if you heard of him.

362
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The four sons of the chief.

363
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Princes, right?

364
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They would be princes.

365
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I don't know what chief sons are actually called, but in my mind, they're like spoiled little

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princes.

367
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Yeah.

368
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I could be totally wrong.

369
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I don't know what their title would be in a thin sense.

370
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It's fine.

371
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Someone let us know.

372
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They made it home in time to warn their father of what was like just coming right behind

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them.

374
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They're like, everybody should go.

375
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Oh.

376
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,440
Yes.

377
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You brought this guy here to the village.

378
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Daddy, we fucked up.

379
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We don't fucked up.

380
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The chief greets the cannibal very politely and is like, hey, you want to kill my kids?

381
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Like, that's fine.

382
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But you should go back and like bring your wife and son with you so you can all just have

383
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a feast.

384
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Oh, in the fourth and fifth grade version, it kind of just says, you know, he nicely just

385
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told them, hey, go back and get your wife and kid and come back.

386
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He didn't mention anything about like, you can have my son.

387
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,320
They're like worthless anyway.

388
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I don't need that.

389
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320
Oh, okay.

390
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,960
That was another version of the story I found, but I thought that was really funny.

391
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No, that's what I'm getting like the spoiled prince vibe.

392
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:02,960
Yeah.

393
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:12,560
I will say I think I'm picturing the reaction of the spoiled princes and I'm just, I'm hearing

394
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them.

395
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We are so putting him in a home.

396
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You know what I mean?

397
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Like, dad, that is so fun.

398
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Seriously.

399
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,960
But I think he was just kind of like trying to pull one over on Baxbakwalanuksiwe’

400
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:28,960
Oh, yeah.

401
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,680
I don't know why he, he listened to the chief.

402
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,680
He's like, oh, yeah.

403
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,680
My family could eat.

404
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,480
Well, let's go get the wife and kid.

405
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:38,960
Just probably get a bitch about dinner if I eat without her.

406
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:43,400
Honestly, that's thoughtful of you.

407
00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,680
Can you imagine a little baby, Baba?

408
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I know.

409
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,480
It would still be bigger than me.

410
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:55,200
Not the mama.

411
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When he returns with his family, the chief invited him to sit on this beautiful new throne,

412
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,880
like not a throne, but like it's just a nice seat.

413
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,120
Like a guest seat, you know?

414
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:07,120
Okay.

415
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,920
But like here's my throne.

416
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,440
You can be chief or anything.

417
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,080
Just like a nice seat for him to sit in.

418
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,600
It's like this, cause like a place of honor.

419
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,600
Right.

420
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,560
In their big, so I assume they don't need, they don't want like a normal human size chair.

421
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,240
They probably want like a big chair, right?

422
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,480
Yeah, that feels fair.

423
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,480
Yeah.

424
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:27,480
That's how I feel when I get on an airplane.

425
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,040
I don't want this normal human size chair.

426
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,840
I want first class size.

427
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,880
So they built him a first class size plain seat.

428
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,200
No, that's perfect.

429
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,000
I love that.

430
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,640
And they're all having kind of a good time.

431
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:48,960
Telling stories, it was like, hey, since you're here, we'll tell you a bunch of stories from

432
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our history and our people.

433
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,600
Love it.

434
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,880
And you can just chill.

435
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,200
And we'll entertain you.

436
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,480
And then eventually the guests fall asleep.

437
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,960
You know, I don't know if they were.

438
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,960
They're having drinkies.

439
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:06,240
They didn't really, it wasn't really clear in here, but the, the, the Bob is all fall asleep.

440
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,240
Okay.

441
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,200
I was, I was going to say the guests as in the, the manators.

442
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,440
Yes, the manators.

443
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,440
Great.

444
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:14,440
Just needed to be real.

445
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The cannibals at the north end of the world at the, at the north pole.

446
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Cannibals at the north pole from Santa.

447
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:21,440
Excellent.

448
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,760
They're the labris.

449
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:32,560
As they slut the four sons who was the bait basically to get them to come back here.

450
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:41,280
They pulled apart the chairs, which were built specifically for the Boba family and underneath

451
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the chairs was a huge pit of boiling water.

452
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,240
Oh, no.

453
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:51,520
So when they pull the chairs right off from under their booties, they're sleeping little booties

454
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,760
where they thought they were safe.

455
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,720
They were having a good time party.

456
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,840
They were, they were going to eat.

457
00:20:55,840 --> 00:21:01,640
They were going to have a great meal, but they ended up in a boiling pit of water.

458
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:02,640
And they died.

459
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,400
The whole family taken out in one night.

460
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,720
That is tragic.

461
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,840
It's like the red wedding all over again.

462
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,840
That's what it totally reminded me of.

463
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
Yeah.

464
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Like, hey, come over.

465
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,960
We're going to have a good time.

466
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,200
You want to hang out and our kingdom?

467
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,840
Jokes on you, you're dead.

468
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:26,560
Okay, so just a couple of thoughts notes.

469
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:33,960
How is it that you can position a ginormous chair over a pit of boiling water and no one notices?

470
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:40,760
Because I number one would have a very obvious sign atop my head that something in the atmosphere

471
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was changing.

472
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,760
Right.

473
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,760
Yeah.

474
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,240
But I don't think the Bobbos have hair.

475
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,360
They look hairless to me.

476
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So I mean, that's true.

477
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:56,040
Did they not yield their butt mounds getting a little moist?

478
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,880
Maybe it was a really deep pit.

479
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:02,200
I don't know, but they built that was like part of the reason they wanted to get them out

480
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,200
of there.

481
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:06,320
Because like, they're like, we need to come up with a plan to kill these guys for sure.

482
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:09,040
But build this pit while they're gone.

483
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:14,560
Excellent, excellent work in what I have to assume was a very quick turnaround.

484
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:20,640
And you know what, they're probably pretty moist because of all of those mounds.

485
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,560
They're just walking humidifiers anyway.

486
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,560
So they just couldn't tell.

487
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,560
And they don't have eyes so they can't see.

488
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,360
Okay, you know this about me.

489
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,240
I don't have a problem with the word moist.

490
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:41,640
What I do have, I take issue with erroneous moisture.

491
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:46,360
I simply can't.

492
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:51,760
I realize this shouldn't be the most upsetting part of the story, but I think I've just hit a wall.

493
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,960
And it's just like fuck the boiling water.

494
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:56,960
I'm done.

495
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:02,560
I said, okay, she brought me cannibalism and then moisture.

496
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:06,120
Well, I think I'm also going to fuck up your world a little bit more because there's more

497
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,000
of the stories that I mean, I assumed it wasn't over yet.

498
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
So that's fine.

499
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:20,080
When the Baba family was murdered tragically in this horrible situation, backstabbing

500
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,920
manipulative bullshit.

501
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:31,040
Their ashes scattered to the wind, transforming into mosquitoes.

502
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:38,080
Okay, that I do believe, which is why mosquitoes bite and suck your blood.

503
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:46,240
Honestly, that for me, that tracks, except they fell into a pit full of boiling water.

504
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,720
So why would they touch ash?

505
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:49,720
I don't know.

506
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:50,960
Super natural.

507
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:59,000
For serious, if you are a native speaker, if you are someone who just has familiarity with

508
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,200
the mythology, we have questions.

509
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,200
So many questions.

510
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,240
There was, it did say hot stones in boiling water.

511
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,600
Like maybe it was just hot stones and no water.

512
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,960
And they were, or it just kept going.

513
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:20,960
They had like a roaring fire and all of the water eventually just evaporated off.

514
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:21,960
Maybe.

515
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,680
And then, okay, wow, I'm really getting into this.

516
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,680
I know.

517
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,680
I'm very curious.

518
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:35,200
I was very curious to how the ash got into the sky from the water, but down in the pit

519
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:40,920
and it evaporated and all the ash evaporated into the clouds and then it rained.

520
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,720
Well, right, but I'm saying there wouldn't be ash if they were boiled to done.

521
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,840
I meant like they're okay, so maybe ash isn't the word.

522
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:52,600
I'm thinking, okay, so their bodies disintegrated in the water, turned a sludge.

523
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:57,760
The sludge was evaporated into the clouds and then rained down little mosquitoes.

524
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,760
So I'm done.

525
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,760
Oh my god.

526
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,040
Neither of those is good.

527
00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,040
I hate it.

528
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040
I hate it.

529
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,040
It's all bad.

530
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:04,880
Oh, and

531
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,880
mosquitoes.

532
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880
I forgot.

533
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:14,600
So you got a skin of a little bit of moisture and mosquitoes and that's three strikes.

534
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,600
You are.

535
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,600
It was your trifecta.

536
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
No, no, no.

537
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600
It honestly is.

538
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
It honestly is.

539
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,200
Are there bees as well?

540
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,600
No, there's no bees.

541
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:32,920
But after the death of the Baba family, the four sons went back to his house and they're

542
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:38,360
like, let's see if we can steal anything from the poor Baba family that we just murdered.

543
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,360
Well, sure.

544
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,880
Yeah, they don't need their stuff anymore.

545
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,160
So I hate to see it go to waste.

546
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:53,760
So they go and they steal a mask of he had a raven there, which was like a man eating raven

547
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,200
pet that he had.

548
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,200
Okay.

549
00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,400
I think by virtue, all ravens can be man eating.

550
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Right.

551
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,400
I know.

552
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,200
Valley cheer if you're dead.

553
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,200
Right.

554
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,200
How hard are they trying?

555
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:08,960
That's why I brought my product today.

556
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,960
Makes sense.

557
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:10,960
Makes sense.

558
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:16,680
They use the masks, these big old like bird beak masks in their ceremony to this day, the

559
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,680
Hamatsa ceremony.

560
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240
So I'm going to describe the ceremony to you.

561
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,280
This was like outlawed for a really long time, which thankfully it's been brought in

562
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,720
back and it didn't actually get a raise from history and people are still talking about

563
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,320
it and learning about it.

564
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,960
And I'm going to tell you about it.

565
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:38,240
And it is an initiation ceremony that has changed a lot over time.

566
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,440
Obviously.

567
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:47,920
In the past, the initiate would go into the woods for sometimes months, mommy, yeah, months

568
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,720
and be possessed by Baba while in oxy way.

569
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:51,720
Okay.

570
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:59,280
Well, if you're alone in the woods, I mean, yeah, that'll do things to you.

571
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Well, you might get possessed by the spirit of a candle.

572
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280
Okay.

573
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:11,160
The initiate would return to their village in a highly erratic state, biting out and shouting

574
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,160
"Happappapp."

575
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,680
And healers would have to catch him and call him.

576
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,000
And was he just angry?

577
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,880
Did he need a snickers?

578
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:26,320
He might have been angry, but they, I mean, they say he was possessed by Baba while in

579
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,080
oxy way, the candle.

580
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:33,000
And so they would like kind of do an exorcism on him, basically.

581
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,560
They said the healers would calm him down, which I'm assuming is get the evil spirit out

582
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,560
of him.

583
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:39,560
Yeah.

584
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,800
They got a cleanse, the evil out of a bricky Bobby.

585
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,480
And now, obviously, all of this is done symbolically.

586
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,640
They don't actually send someone out to the woods for months to get possessed.

587
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640
Oh, wait.

588
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,000
So that doesn't happen anymore?

589
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,000
No.

590
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
Okay.

591
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Okay.

592
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000
Okay.

593
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,000
That's fair.

594
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,440
What is the PTO for that?

595
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,440
I know, right?

596
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:05,000
And I think this is kind of why it got outlawed because they were seeing kind of part of it

597
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,320
and kind of getting part of the story.

598
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,480
And they're like, these people are just getting possessed and eating people like what is going

599
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,480
on.

600
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,480
But no, they weren't actually eating anybody.

601
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,360
They didn't know.

602
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,800
Perform cannibalism in these ceremonies.

603
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:24,000
The ceremony was because they're tried, defeated, a monster.

604
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:31,200
It gets all about them defeating this big bad monster in the woods and doing a celebration

605
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,200
about it.

606
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,200
Okay.

607
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:40,440
So this is like the British Columbia First Nations version of the Satanic Panic.

608
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Kind of.

609
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,440
Yeah.

610
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,440
My pearls.

611
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,440
Right.

612
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:51,840
Like, look at them acting out and talking about cannibal.

613
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,480
We just don't understand.

614
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,480
We're too white.

615
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,480
Okay.

616
00:28:55,480 --> 00:29:00,160
So literally the only cannibalism is only so far like defeated.

617
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Yes.

618
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,160
Yes.

619
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,160
Yes.

620
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:09,280
The mythological creature from the legend and the culture and which was basically explaining

621
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,280
why mosquitoes exist.

622
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280
Yeah.

623
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:15,400
Which that feels fair because honestly, it makes sense.

624
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,920
I don't have a better explanation.

625
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:23,840
I was also being kind of silly about like, oh, they murdered this family of cannibalistic

626
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,840
monsters.

627
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,240
I was being a little silly about that.

628
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,240
Secious.

629
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:29,240
Yeah.

630
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,000
And I didn't, I kind of want to bring that up because I'm like, wait, I don't want them

631
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:36,920
to think I'm trying to bash their, what they're actually celebrating here in this very

632
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:44,320
beautiful ceremony with these beautiful bird masks and like carved hand carved and other

633
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:51,040
regalia and music and dances that just celebrate this story from their history.

634
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,840
So I just sort of put that out there.

635
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,320
I wasn't like making fun of them or anything.

636
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,320
Yeah.

637
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,320
I just get silly.

638
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,320
Yeah.

639
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,520
You're like, this is, I don't know if you've ever heard of it.

640
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,520
How you say sarcasm?

641
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,520
Yeah.

642
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:08,400
Kind of the kind of, but then I'm also like, I have that thing in me that like wants to root

643
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,640
for the thing everyone is scared of too.

644
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,080
So I'm always trying to figure out like that guy and like, hey, he has a wife and kids

645
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,080
like, is he that?

646
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,440
Well, that's so to BTK.

647
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,760
Oh, the thing that doesn't mean nothing.

648
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:33,680
I also had a thought is Bob a well and oxy way actually a cannibal because he's not human.

649
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,680
Yes.

650
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,680
Oh my God.

651
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,360
That has been bothering me so much this whole time because I was like, or are we the

652
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,360
same species?

653
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,360
Yeah.

654
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:47,200
And I looked, I mean, I looked up the definition of cannibal and it says, you know, eating your own

655
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,200
kind.

656
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,200
So I don't know.

657
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:58,600
Maybe they, maybe they had a different word that just doesn't quite translate into English.

658
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,600
Yeah.

659
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,520
Like, maybe they don't actually mean cannibal.

660
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520
I don't know.

661
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,520
But they could.

662
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:04,520
Yeah.

663
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:11,720
Or maybe there's some sort of a like, you know, Spider-Man, well, I mean, he was Peter then,

664
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,040
but you know when he gets big, like origin story.

665
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,040
Like origin story.

666
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,560
Yes, origin story.

667
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,560
Yeah.

668
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,360
But they do, I mean, they call him like a man eater and stuff.

669
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:26,400
So I mean, maybe they're coming from the fact that they're men and he's kind of manlike.

670
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,000
Like he has manlike mouths and things.

671
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,040
A lot of manlike mouths, mouths of those.

672
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:38,000
So if we're going to put it back into like Peter Parker terms, and I think we should, because

673
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,000
it's a fun thought experiment right now.

674
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:50,040
This is sort of what I pictured when I had like a occupational exposure in a dental office.

675
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,320
I'm like, that's what's going to happen to me.

676
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,840
I'm just going to be a guy with mouths all over like radiation.

677
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:02,760
No, I mean, I like, I wasn't exposed to like radioactive toxic goo or anything.

678
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,760
Just like other people's cooties.

679
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,760
So.

680
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,760
Oh, okay.

681
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,760
That's good.

682
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:09,760
I was like kind of worried about you for a second.

683
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,120
I'm like, wait, you were well, but radiation is in like X-rays and stuff.

684
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:14,520
So that's not that weird.

685
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,520
Exactly.

686
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,520
Well, are you ready to do some tarot?

687
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,520
Yeah.

688
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:24,160
I think I need like a 10 second like head star on tarot.

689
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,160
Are you running?

690
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:26,160
Yeah.

691
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,200
Are you running from Baba while in oxy ways?

692
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,440
You can get to your father in time to warn him so you can make a trap.

693
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,480
Yeah, he's a pretty long walk to Florida.

694
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,160
So that's true.

695
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,160
Yeah.

696
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,160
Okay.

697
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:47,360
So I have shuffled a ton.

698
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,440
And then I'm going to put my mic down because I don't have a mic stand.

699
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,600
So Caitlin's going to talk while I pick the card.

700
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,840
So she's fanning out the deck very, I would say dramatically.

701
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:04,160
I think she's fingering it right now.

702
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,920
Baba while in oxy ways.

703
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,920
It was me.

704
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,920
I will not.

705
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,920
It's it.

706
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920
Baba.

707
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,920
Is that still right?

708
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:11,920
I thought it was Bach Bach.

709
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Oh, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Baba.

710
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:13,920
Okay.

711
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:25,920
So I, yeah, so I was saying Baba, I meant Bach Bach because they did find the first pronunciation

712
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,400
I found because it was a struggle before I found the videos.

713
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,400
They were saying Baba.

714
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,000
So Baba while in oxy way.

715
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Which is so clear.

716
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,480
Because I might say Bach's back.

717
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,480
But I wouldn't just say Baba.

718
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,840
B-A-X based on the standard spelling.

719
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,760
They sound like they knew what they were talking about.

720
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,840
They said like that's what the sound makes in this language.

721
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,520
So I was like, all right, you must be right.

722
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,560
And then I found someone actually saying it.

723
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:56,080
So I, I'm going to go with the person who was actually saying it, who I could tell was

724
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,080
from like a native speaker.

725
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080
Culture?

726
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,080
So sorry, yes.

727
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080
Let's see it right.

728
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,080
Bach Bach while in oxy way.

729
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,440
I do realize too I was saying the Baba family.

730
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,840
I'm at the Bach Bach family when I shortened it.

731
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,800
Because I think when I went through and changed my pronunciations, I missed a couple.

732
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,680
So sorry, it's Bach Bach, not Baba.

733
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,960
We got just the imagery of it.

734
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,160
It is the seven of ones.

735
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,640
And it is a bird up on a cliff.

736
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,640
Interesting.

737
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,640
Okay.

738
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,320
It reminded me of the pit of boiling water.

739
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,320
Oh.

740
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,680
Because like at the bottom.

741
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:38,440
There's like birds kind of, there doesn't, doesn't look like they're falling into a pit,

742
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,440
but they're kind of beautiful.

743
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,640
Yeah, I mean, you could interpret the image that way.

744
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:50,000
Okay, so that's interesting because I will say just based on just pure vibes, I would have

745
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,120
expected maybe some sort.

746
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,120
Right.

747
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,400
Some teeth by maybe one of the major arcana.

748
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,880
But we got ones.

749
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,400
So seven of ones.

750
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,880
The crow tries to defend his territory at the top of the mountain.

751
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,960
The approaching crows below are all too eager to knock him down and take his spot.

752
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:17,480
This card is a reminder that although you've made it, you must not be complacent as there

753
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,320
will be those who believe your position should be theirs.

754
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:27,360
The seven of ones ask that you remain self-confident and have courage when facing challenges.

755
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,680
It won't always be easy at the top that you've earned the right to be there.

756
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:32,680
Okay.

757
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,480
I mean, I don't know.

758
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,200
It was all about defeating a monster.

759
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,120
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

760
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,880
Have courage facing the challenges.

761
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,560
They had to like hide performing their sacred.

762
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,080
Like this was like one of the most sacred ceremonies they have and they got outlawed.

763
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Like they could go to prison for performing it.

764
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:58,720
So like they had to find a way to keep that alive while it was outlawed and then like bring

765
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:03,520
it back to life later on so that their future ancestors could still have it.

766
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,520
I don't know what you call that.

767
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,520
Right.

768
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,520
Yeah.

769
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,520
No.

770
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,520
I mean, you're progeny.

771
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Yeah.

772
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,520
Yeah.

773
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,520
God.

774
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Why people suck.

775
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,520
They're right.

776
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,520
It's wrong with us, you guys.

777
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,520
Well, okay.

778
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:20,000
So here's the thing is I say that because it's funny.

779
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,080
It's colonized.

780
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,680
And oppressors suck.

781
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Right.

782
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:31,120
Sometimes I know we say that and we kind of assume that you all know what we mean.

783
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:36,600
Just to clarify, feels weird to start doing it now at four years in, but you know.

784
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,600
I don't care.

785
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,600
Fuck them.

786
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,600
Love you guys.

787
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,600
Yeah.

788
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,600
Caleb, you bye.

789
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,600
Okay.

790
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:49,960
So our keywords are courage fighting for what you believe in and facing challenges.

791
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Wow.

792
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,560
Do I even need to read the rest?

793
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Yeah.

794
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:02,960
Like the whole story of Baba will knock, knock, knock, see way in like the four sons and

795
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:08,600
the chief just saying, feels like it's pretty on the note.

796
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,640
When the seven of wands appears in a reading, you may need to stand up for yourself and

797
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,640
fight for what you believe in.

798
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,960
You can't confront you, but you possess the resources to succeed.

799
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:21,960
They did.

800
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,080
They put all those obstacles in the way they built a trap.

801
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,080
Yeah.

802
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:35,400
They have those fancy chairs that nobody can feel the moisturizing up their bungholes.

803
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,200
I think of this as the don't give up card.

804
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:40,200
Wow.

805
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:47,200
Immediately, I was like, I give up because cannibalism.

806
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,200
You have to understand it.

807
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,200
Then it's not so scary.

808
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,800
Well, the monster part still scary.

809
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,120
That's why they killed us.

810
00:37:54,120 --> 00:38:02,520
I feel like it's very representative of a lot of things that feel very real right now.

811
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:07,040
You just have to understand how to defeat the beast.

812
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,240
When this card appears, you may need to fend off competitors or enemies to achieve your

813
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:14,240
objective.

814
00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:19,040
Even if the challenges are formidable, you can overcome them.

815
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,040
The seven encourages you to stay strong and focus your will to win the struggle.

816
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,040
Wow.

817
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,040
Yeah.

818
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,160
Like that literally keeps saying it, but that's what that whole like initiation ceremony

819
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,160
is about.

820
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:33,040
I mean, it really is.

821
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,040
Yeah.

822
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:38,800
When you're reading about money, this card tells you to hold firm in a financial matter, even

823
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:44,840
if things appear difficult, a present, avoid arguments about money or possessions.

824
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,840
So maybe don't let your dad over here.

825
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,680
That thing about we are so putting him in a home.

826
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:53,680
Right.

827
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,680
Because he didn't mean it.

828
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:55,680
He was just using them as bait.

829
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,680
Yeah.

830
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:57,680
For sure, Z's.

831
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:03,600
Oh my God, you're going to absolutely shit when I get to the extra excerpt, I think.

832
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,320
I'm eating my fingers right now.

833
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,840
I'm cannibalizing myself.

834
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,640
I'm so glad I could help.

835
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,600
Interbreeding about work, the upright seven advises holding your ground.

836
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,000
Try to keep your spirits up and don't show weakness.

837
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,840
Oh, whoa.

838
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,840
Keep working diligently for what you want.

839
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,080
Don't let other people distract you.

840
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,080
Yeah.

841
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,120
Don't at the Bach Bach family.

842
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:36,120
They got distracted by all the nice stories and the nice seating and they just got so cozy

843
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,120
and they went right.

844
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,120
Nine, nine.

845
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:44,680
Interbreeding about love, this card recommends trying to work things out with a partner instead

846
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,680
of swabbling.

847
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,400
Maybe about your dinner plan.

848
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,360
Go get your wife the first time and the shit wouldn't happen.

849
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,360
I don't know, maybe.

850
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,640
She'd probably be smarter and be like, um, yeah, we're just going to eat right now.

851
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,680
I've got some things on this.

852
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:06,000
Um, it may seem easier to just give up, but if you keep a positive attitude, you can resolve

853
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
difficulties.

854
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Okay.

855
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:16,360
When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.

856
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,600
Hang on.

857
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:25,040
They should have had a rope to pull them out of the boiling pit of water.

858
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,640
It's an FDR quote.

859
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,360
Oh, front of the pot.

860
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,560
Yeah, front of the pot, obviously.

861
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:41,920
I just love that this was all about like a cultural, like story and like, you know, the mythology

862
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,360
and not about actual cannibalism.

863
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,360
Yeah.

864
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:50,200
Because I've been eating dinner yet and I wouldn't do you that dirty.

865
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,560
You, you guys, I am not kidding.

866
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:58,880
And I say that she has been building this up for at minimum a week and she made it sound

867
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,840
like I was never going to sleep or eat again.

868
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,840
And I wasn't sure which or why.

869
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:10,840
I mean, I am pretty 100% sure that you're going to have a nightmare about Mr. Teathman.

870
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:16,120
Now, the teacher really bothered me as much as you would think.

871
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:25,400
Honestly, for some people, listen, if if if teeth are in any way for you uncomfortable,

872
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:31,200
maybe don't look up the the visual.

873
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Please look at it.

874
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,400
Please go to the sources and look at it.

875
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:42,160
It's only uncomfortable when it's in like the context of like this man eating beast, I

876
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,160
think.

877
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,160
Yeah.

878
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:51,720
Well, upsetting and troubling either way, I should clarify that it's it's upsetting looking.

879
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,640
It's unsettling.

880
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,720
But yeah, no, like, let's be clear.

881
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:02,400
The no no for me here is cannibalism not the real cannibalism.

882
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,400
Yeah, yeah.

883
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,520
No, the teeth are like whatever I've seen.

884
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,520
Listen.

885
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:14,080
I've seen so many teeth have so many things done to them, including just yank and a

886
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,080
mouth.

887
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,600
You're not going to get me that way.

888
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,840
But that's just a lot of mouths.

889
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,840
I mean, we talked about it.

890
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,440
It's so all that all that moisture.

891
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,560
Do you think he has wisdom teeth?

892
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:25,560
Walking humidifier.

893
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,560
Yeah, I think so.

894
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,320
That's all I have for cannibals this time.

895
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,320
Wow.

896
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,400
Have a creepy ass day.

897
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:36,400
Okay.

898
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,160
Unless you're off.

899
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,160
Be a cannibal.

900
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,160
I don't know.

901
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,160
I'm sure you're vegan.

902
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,880
I'm a vegan cannibal.

903
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,880
Is that a thing?

904
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,880
That can't be a thing.

905
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,880
You know, I'm a little sure of plan.

906
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:57,720
Oh, we wink.

907
00:42:57,720 --> 00:43:00,240
Anyway, should we say goodbye?

908
00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,520
Because we're not really talking.

909
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,520
Oh fuck.

910
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Yeah, that's true.

911
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:04,720
Yeah, we should probably stop recording.

912
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:06,200
Well, we have to say goodbye.

913
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,160
Oh, fuck, we didn't say goodbye.

914
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,520
No, that's why we're still recording.

915
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:11,520
Oh, Jesus.

916
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,520
I wish you wouldn't let me go on about pineapple and steaming like that.

917
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,280
What are you going to do?

918
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:19,280
What are you going to do?