Spirits and Santa: Alaska’s Haunted Heart and Magical North Pole

0:00 You didn't think this would all be fun and reindeer games did you? Shut the fuck up. This is a spooky episode, dude. I told you. I say forgot where I was. I told you at the very beginning I found their banks from all the spooky stories that they had. I know. I got I got us really excited and warm with Christmas and Santa and then I'm gonna just eviscerate the happiness right away. I'll leave the really bad stuff until the end. Okay, good show because I think everyone's gonna hate me at the end. I'm so sorry, but it brought me joy, so. Hi, Caitlyn.

0:40 Hi, Cassie. Hi, creepy people. She's back. I'm here. My job didn't get taken permanently. Thank goodness. Yeah. If you're new to our creepy little corner of the world, this is PNW Haunts and Homicides, where we chat about true crime, the paranormal and all things spooky in the Pacific Northwest, even during Christmas time. Probably especially. Especially during Christmas time. Virtually. And what do we call the Pacific Northwest if we're nasty? It's the PNW if you're nasty. And you are. Yeah. Just like us.

1:20 Yes. We also do a tarot reading at the end of every episode for a little bit of deeper insight into our topic. Yes, we did. And I brought a little gem that we haven't brought out in a while. I should have guessed. I should have guessed knowing that like, obviously it's a Christmas vibe. Suddenly, I'm just in my head. I've been hearing for some time now a certain voice. And I think it's Mariah. It's tarot! That's what it sounds like in my head. Because it's a screechy high pitched.

2:01 Yes. Yeah. I love that song. What's it called? I don't know. All I want for Christmas is you. Yeah, probably. Listen, when they started playing it in like mid-October, I was like, I, listen, this is, this is how violence starts. It's, I am like, I'm a Halloween bitch. Yeah. It's Halloween all year. You can play Halloween music anytime. Yeah. Christmas, I love Christmas. I love it. After Thanksgiving. Yeah. It needs to be appropriately time. Like the day, okay, maybe the day of Thanksgiving. But like, it does have to be like heavily into November.

2:43 Yes. So clearly I was feeling the wintery vibes. I was thinking snow. I really love snow. Even though I don't like to drive in it or anything, but then you get a snow day from work and it's great. Yeah. It never really lasts long enough around here that you get like a ton of days off sometimes. I mean, oh, he's had a couple of winters in the last, I mean, in the last handful of years. Yeah. But if you go back like the last 10 years, if, if you go back a few years, I don't need to date myself. Okay. I, I don't owe you any explanation. I would love to date myself. Are you kidding me? Oh, I meant like as in anyways.

3:25 That reminds me of the one movie I told you to wash, wash, watch my old ads. Did you wash that old ads? Yeah. This is not ringing about as centered to you and Taylor. And I was like, you have to watch this movie. It's so good. Okay. You guys, it's so good. It's like, it's like just makes you appreciate life. Oh, God, I'm going to cry. Oh, God. No. Anyway, there's this one part and it's in the preview. So I don't feel like I'm giving anything away. Okay. It's like the scroll who meets her self in the future. Oh, okay. She was like, can I kiss you? Like, can I kiss myself? Like, I just want to know what it's like to kiss myself. And I was like, that would be me a 100%.

4:07 Listen to me have questions. What's it like? Exactly. Let's just try it. So I was talking about snow. I was feeling snowy. And so I feel like this is like the right time to go back to Alaska. Ooh. Don't you think? I love it. I'm pretty sure I've only done like one Alaska one. I know you would have. I think so. I've done a couple. Yeah. We've visited. Yeah. We're hanging out. So we're going back. It is time for the wintery vibes. Ew. So I ended up choosing Fairbanks because of how many spooky stories I found there. Like, I found a lot. I can even fit them in that episode.

4:47 So we might have to do like a little separate Patreon bonus. Ah. Ooh. I've got some leftovers from the episode that Andrea and I did for mini-sode. It's leftovers. Yes. Perfect. Okay. Well, that just was like right off the top because it's Thanksgiving weekend as we record this. Hey, Trombonus leftovers. Here we come. Ew. Ew. But. Okay. I think halfway through researching this, right? Yeah. And then I stumble upon an article at ExploreFairBanks.com. And guess what? It's only a 20 minute drive away from Fairbanks. The freaking North Pole.

5:27 Oh my gosh. So I was like, what? What could it be? The freaking North Pole. The freaking North Pole. Which is where quote, the spirit of Christmas lives year round. Of course. So it's not actually because the North Pole is like in what an article or something. Right? Because it's at the top of the earth, the North Pole. Right. That's what that means. The poles are the to be top of the to be bottom. The geographic North Pole is the northern point of Earth's axis of rotation. The North Pole is found in the Arctic Ocean on constantly shifting pieces of sea ice.

6:09 So clearly this isn't like the real, real North Pole. It's just a place in Alaska referred to us the North Pole. Okay. Okay. Where the streets are lined with candy cane decor that will lead you straight to the official home of Santa Claus. Santa? It's a cute-- I know him! Well, Elf. It's a cute white house with like red-- Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It was a piping like icing, but like lining, I don't know what it's called. Yeah. Like is it on the shutters or the trim? Yeah, the trim. Like the trim was red, yeah. I mean, it's piping if it's a like gingerbread house, which that's kind of what it looks like.

6:53 Yeah. I was going to say, that's what I picture. The Santa Claus house is stuffed with all kinds of knick knacks for Christmas gifting, love it. Of course, it's where you can get your very own authentic North Pole postmark letter from Santa. You have to pay for it. You can get one online as well. You don't actually have to go all the way to Alaska. You knew my next question. Yeah. You couldn't order it online and like you have a personalized and-- Okay. Listen. I didn't have the internet and I didn't have a lot of money as a child. But grown up me still doesn't have a lot of money. I do, however, have the internet. And where you can waste your money on a letter from Santa.

7:36 But it's official. You guys. I'm going to get one. Please get me one too, because I'm too ported by my own. Well, we'll get a pod one. It'll be like a shame. Yeah. We'll get a pod one. Okay. Thank you. Write that down. I'm writing it down. So they've been doing these letters since 1952, which before Alaska was even a state, it became a state in 1959. Oh my God. Yeah. I forget how recently Alaska became a state. Yeah. That's after World War II. Like, yeah, I totally know the dates for that. I'm 100% agree with you. Well, World War II ended in the mid-40s.

8:21 Sure. Yep. I don't know why that's one of those dates in history that it's like, it's my mile marker. I know I talked about it before, but I like had to Google it. Yeah. It's like something I just know. No, it's just one of the only dates that I just sort of have memorized. It helps me like, acquaint myself. Yeah. That's how I know. If it didn't happen like close enough to World War II, there's a good chance I'm very confused. You're lost in time. Yeah, basically. I'm always lost in time because all time it's happening all at the same time. So it doesn't even matter when the dates are because they're all just happening at once. And yeah, I'm shutting down. Listen, what was it?

9:02 It was all the guys were, it was the TikTok thing where everybody was like, how often do you think about ancient Rome? Yes. World War II is my ancient Rome. Right. And time being non-existent is mine. I love that for us. So these official Santa letters are written on old, timey paper. So it's like the paper that they started with basically they haven't changed it since the '60s. Shut the-- But a front door. Yeah, I think you can pick different options though, but why would you? I want the original old timey paper. Yeah. I don't think they made a bunch in the '60s and then kept it.

9:42 I think they just pre-printed. Oh, I'm sure they're. Yeah. It's not actually old paper. That'd be so cool. The vibe is old. The vibe is old. It comes with. Are you ready? No. But tell me. It comes with a photo of Santa. The real Santa, you guys. Obviously. A Santa Claus dollar, which I don't know what you could buy for that, but it sounds like it would be worth a lot. A Santa Claus dollar? Like the exchange rate. I don't know. It's got to be worth at least a million of our stupid regular dollars, right? I mean, if you tell me it's anything less, I'm really going to be-- I'm going to be heated. Santa Claus dollars.

10:23 Somebody tell us. And, an official, I'm on the good list sticker. That's adorable. I also want them to make I'm on the bad list ones. Yeah. For me. Yeah. I don't think they do, though. Well, I'm sure there's a Nazi shop for that. I could say that's true. I was like, I can see parents getting both of them and just being like, which one are you? Yeah. I'm not even. And for an extra charge, you can be on the naughty list, no, I'm just kidding. I totally-- wow. Go look at that. You can be on Santa's now. It's a list.

11:03 No, but for an extra charge, you can own your very own slice of the North Pole. One square inch to be exact. You literally get a deed for it. I didn't look up how much any of this cost. But you can totally do that. It's got to be pretty affordable. It's probably not outrageous. If it's one square inch, can you use your Santa dollar to buy it? Oh! We should ask them. OK, we're going to need to look into this. I have a lot of follow-up questions. You're me, too. Look in here for us. Again, fully an adult. But I have a lot of child brain questions. And now I'm better informed as an adult to ask the right questions.

11:44 I feel like no one thinks that we're fully adults. So that's fine. You can actually send letters here, too. And they do read them. And they put them up on their letter walls that they have around Santa's house. They can't respond to every letter, obviously, because they just get so many. And then there's all the ones that are being paid for that they have to respond to. Yeah. But you can always write them a letter. They say they love to get them. And they get them from all over the world. Oh, that's so sweet. Yeah. Just don't expect a response. Maybe, you know, OK, if any kids are listening, tell them to put their ear in my son. Maybe just do your own Santa letter to respond if you can't afford it.

12:27 So this all started when Con and Nellie Miller lived in Fairbanks. Con traveled around locally as a merchant and became well-known, especially to children, not in a creepy way. OK. He became well-known for dressing in a Santa suit every Christmas season while he went around and did his trading stuff. That's adorable. Isn't it so cute? Just to see this guy and I picture him carrying all of his supplies. I don't know if he did or not, but just carrying him in a sack and he was like, actual Santa. I don't know if that's true, but-- So cute. In 1952, they moved to an area that sounds like it was already starting to be called the North Pole. I really don't.

13:07 Just from reading the few articles, I'm not sure which came first, but I think it started being called the North Pole. That's probably why they moved. Maybe. It was calling to them. I think so. Or it was just all synchronistic. Yeah. I believe that in my heart. So they moved out there because they wanted to build their own trading post. And it was like a remote area so they didn't have one out there. So they wanted to build their own. I guess in the midst of building a little boy who recognized Con came by and said, hello, Santa Claus. Are you building a new house? And so he was like, actually, I wasn't like planning on this being Santa's house, but it totally could be Santa's house.

13:50 Stop it. In the North Pole. Isn't so freaking cute. It's so adorable that I might die. So anyway, the kid comes by, asks if the Santa's new house, and it was all down the snowy slopes from there. And it was always and forever called the Santa Claus house. They also opened a post office naturally because they have to send Santa letters. Natch. It was ran by Nellie. So she was the post mistress at the time. And she was also the marriage commissioner and 100% married people inside the Santa Claus house. That is so cute.

14:31 I just think everyone in the area had to have gotten married by her in the Santa Claus house. You know? I mean, if they didn't, like, what are you even doing? What are you doing with your life, man? Seriously, bro. Are you going to get married at the post office? Bro. I don't think they were the same building. I don't know. To be honest with you. Yeah, that's an interesting, I guess. She would probably marry people wherever they wanted to get married. Yeah. I would assume. Yeah. But here's the thing is I'm all about like, do you're wedding the way you want? Unless one of your options is the Santa Claus house. Yeah. Hello.

15:12 Married at the Santa Claus house. Christmas wedding. So cute. Also, Con was the mayor for 19 years. Because like Duh. Of course he was. Yeah. So did he, okay, but I need to know. Did he run on the ticket as Con Miller, right? Or did he run as Santa Claus? I don't know. We're going to need to do some digging in the historical record. I feel like for legal purposes, you have to run with your given name, your legal name. But he may be in parentheses. It was like Santa Claus. That's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah. I feel like probably that's correct.

15:53 I've now officially entered fantasy holiday Santa Land. And I'm like, rules don't apply. Rules never apply to Santa. Yeah. Just sit on his lap, willy nilly. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. Why can't he run as Santa? We, you know, clearly don't have rules for our elected officials anymore. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a, it's a free, fun free for all. So fun. We're all having fun. Anyway, Santa Claus house has moved from its very original location.

16:34 Because they put in like a big highway, you know, like the big famous Alaska highway or whatever. Oh, right, right, right, right. That thing. We've talked about it. Yeah, they put that in. And so they did move it because it wasn't, it was no longer on the main road and they wanted it to be on the main road. Yeah. And it was, it was just a trading post kind of like a local grocery store. So it wasn't totally Christmified until they moved it. And that's when they just went all out. Totally Christmas. Christmas. Oh, and of course they have the antler academy of flying and reindeer games right next store. Say more words. That was all the words I had.

17:15 The antler academy of flying and reindeer games. So they just have like a farm of reindeer's next store. Oh, freaking cute. Oh my God. I don't think they actually fly. But I mean, we can't know that for sure. If your child they 100% fly. Yeah, 1000%. Obviously. It's just science. Okay. Well, you didn't think this would all be fun and reindeer games did you? Shut the fuck up. Okay. This is a spooky episode. Do what I told you. I do. I forgot where I was. I told you at the very beginning. I found Fairbanks from all the spooky stories that they had. I know. I got, I got us really excited and warm with Christmas and Santa and then I'm going to just.

18:01 Eviscerate the happiness. Right away. I'll leave the really bad stuff until the end. Okay. Good job. Because I think I think everyone's going to hate me at the end. I'm so sorry. But it brought me joy. So honestly, it sounds like you should be. I'm just over here crushing the Christmas spirit. Scrooge McDuck. Hey, at least I have money. I know. You get the money or word and you just like, I'm like, wait, no, is Scrooge McDuck different from the McDuck that has all the money? No, Scrooge. Because it's Ebenezer Scrooge. Oh, right. Okay.

18:42 Yeah. Okay. How many McDuck's are there? Oh, and no. There's no way to know. Okay. Anyway, let's, let's, you're stalling. I can tell. I am doing no such thing. Fairbanks is located in Alaska's interior. It's inside of her. North of the Denali National Park and South of the Arctic Circle. I don't know where either of those are, but I was like, ah, Twilight, the Denali coming. I know her. Twilight. Oh, my God. That's the last time I'll bring up Twilight ever.

19:22 Okay. I really doubt it. What does a mining town along the Chena River Fairbanks is the golden heart of Alaska? I love it. It's so cute. I know. Why are you about to crush it? I'm not. Okay. I'm not. I promise. You're like, it's already crushed. So it's been crushed. Okay. Done been crushed. Already. It is a freaking gorgeous place. Yeah. And they have a lot of cool things to do there. They have an ice museum. Oh. And the photo appeared to have an ice bar inside. So like, I'm going to need you to agree to go with me here before I tell you the rest.

20:04 Also, we have someone that frequents Alaska that has been begging. Oh, yeah. Yes. Baking to arrange some pod adventures. You know who you are. I want to go to Fairbanks. Yeah. I don't know what part of Alaska she typically visits, but I'm about we could do some arm twisting. Yeah. I don't do a pod trip, you guys. I think we should do a lot of pod trips. Yeah. All over the place. All over. So let's start out a place that was left over from the town's Gold Rush Days. Yes. The pump house restaurant. Oh. The Chena pump house was built in 1933 to do like the name sounds and pull water out of the river where they didn't want it and pump it to where they needed it for like, you know, mining stuff.

20:54 Oh, okay. Yeah. So not like municipal like drinking water. No, it was definitely for mining. Okay. They have to like, you know, take water out of places to like search for things, but they need water out of other places. Yeah. So they have to like come up with all these pump buildings to do that job. So interesting. Mining stuff. Mining. And in 1958, this was like a little over 20 years later. And the land was sufficiently all mined up. The building was stripped of its machinery and left sitting for another 20 years. Oh, interesting. Just an abandoned building. Like what's the big deal?

21:35 What could be wrong? I think it'll be fine. I think it turns out fine. They fixed it up to make it this super cute restaurant on the river. Okay. Yeah. That's right. Okay. Yeah. - More. - Cool. - Despite it's very blue-collar origins and authentic antique decor. - Ooh. - She's got a pretty fancy pants menu. - Ooh. - Ooh. - And I'm just gonna casually air drop this to Caitlyn's phone, like not for bribery purposes or anything, you know? - Oh my God, you know they have good seafood. (laughing) I know what you're doing. - I knew it. - I knew it.

22:15 - I knew it. - What's the first thing on the menu, Caitlyn? - Oysters on the half-shell. - I was just totally, I was like, what's the first thing on the menu? - What's the first thing? - And then I promptly got so excited, I beat my microfiber sand. - Oyster! - Oyster! (laughing) - We are losing it. - Oh God, well don't read the second thing on the menu, Jesus. - Oh yeah, that's kind of a bummer. - Reindeer sausage. - I hear it's delicious. - I mean, I don't think I could do it. - I'm sure they have like, rain deer is at just die naturally, full-daged, and they have to do something with their body, right? - Those are usually not the tasty ones. - Oh!

22:56 - I eat the reindeer, I'm not gonna lie. It's served with a garlic baguette, fuck yeah. (laughing) - Three to all, it's this fresh steamed clams with reindeer sausage. - I'm not a big clams gal. - I love me clams. - And like clam chowder. - Anyway, if you keep scrolling down, there's like a really cute bear on the menu. - Oh, that's a cute bear. That's a real cute bear. Oh, and they do have chowder, seafood chowder. - Oh, more than just chowder. - More than just chowder. So they are the Senator Saloon, which is in this restaurant, is the world's northernmost oyster bar. - Okay, well obviously I have to. - Like I eat a lot of oysters whenever I can.

23:37 - But not the northernmost. - Yeah, no, not that. Obviously that's bucket list. (laughing) - Well, as you can imagine, this old historic building might have some lingering energy, possibly from miners who worked a dangerous job and no doubt some lives were lost in the process. - I'm sure everything was fine. - I probably wasn't that fine. - I don't know, that job seems pretty dangerous. - Yeah, it's super dangerous. - It turns out like everything you do in Alaska is like world dangerous. Walking down the street, dangerous, crabbing, dangerous. - Well, if you're saying, oh, you're fine. One person who worked in the building for a short period of time, until they witnessed a white figure.

24:20 Ah, white people. (laughing) It's understandable, where the normally historic. - Yeah. (laughing) - So they did this white figure and they couldn't make out any of like its facial features or clothing, but it was coming. They say sideways through the kitchen door. (gasping) - I don't know if they mean sideways as in like, profilers. - Like crab walking. - Or sideways. - I don't like that. I don't, none of that is okay. - It wasn't very specific. - Oh my God, you should have warned me about what I needed to do with my feet. - So it's my feet. (laughing) - What in the hell? There might be somebody crab walking right underneath or does.

25:02 - That's interesting that you picture like crab walking and I was just like, are they floating horizontal or are they profile? - I mean, I'm you're being full on like. (laughing) - Well, that would be so much freaky. - That would be freaky. - I feel like he wouldn't be as calm if they were crab walking. So I don't know if they were just like coming through that like sliding through the door. I'm not sure. - Like levitating is like, oh, okay. Yeah, I was prepared for a certain level of spookiness. That seems witchy. Am I able to get on board? Maybe you teach me. - You made up the crab walking. - I said nothing about the crabs. - I'm just saying. - It's a king crab walking.

25:42 - It's a king crab walking. Well, we can eat it, okay. - Ooh, I don't. - So this person and this figure ended up just staring at each other. I don't know how he can tell. I guess you could kind of make out a face if you know that it's staring at you. - Yeah. - Like just directly. - Yeah. So I guess they were staring at each other until the only other living person in the room interrupted. It was the night watchman or the night man. If you're nasty. - Right. - Right. (laughing) - Oh my God. - That one time I was like, I kept saying night man and like, totally didn't even register. (laughing) And you're like, wait, I have to stop you.

26:24 This is funny. You just think it's a casualty. I was like, do you even? It's always sunny. - I do, but I did not. It didn't register at the time. No, but now it definitely does. So this night man could tell that something happened because he asked, you saw a ghost. So apparently he's like, he knew what was up. - That's just how we roll around here. And of course the figure disappeared from sight after that. They went and checked the whole building. They secured the perimeter and no one was there. The night man also had an interesting story of how he'd once fought down an intruder in the middle of the night.

27:10 And he had him on the floor in the intruder of Vanna. - No. - From underneath him. - That is unacceptable. - No, no thank you. - He just ghosted him. (laughing) - Yeah, he's like, literally. - Why? - That's the way to be like a thief. If you're just like a ghost, 'cause you could just disappear. - No one can catch you. - But like if you're off being a ghost, doing ghost stuff, do you still care about stealing like hour stuff? - I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know what this one, if this ghost wanted to steal stuff, if he just wanted to hide in the bathroom and peep up women's skirts, I don't know what he wanted me to do.

27:53 - Oh. - Gross. - You know what first I almost said, hang from the ceiling and look down their shirts, but I was like, wait, that's too creepy. - I don't know. - So creepy. - He's just fluttering around on the floor. (laughing) What did nasty ghost do? I don't know. - Okay, so I can literally never be below a ceiling or above a floor. - Never. - Okay. - You're fucked, my dude. - I was gonna say that's gonna be a problem. - So I also ran into this other article about a local paranormal investigation team who searched for a bigfoot type creature on Chena Pump Road. - Okay. - It's the road that this restaurant is on.

28:35 - Okay. - Share remember the original name was Chena Pump House. - Yeah. - Pump House. - So that's interesting. I wonder, I don't know, 'cause it's Alaska. So was it a bear or was it a bigfoot? - Yeah, I feel like the bears are probably like, like our bears maybe like in Oregon and Washington, I feel like they're like, "Mmm, I'm up there." - They're a little bear. - And they're like little bears and you're like, "Okay, we're scared of bears, "but that's because we haven't seen like, "braa, bear." - Like Alaska bears. - Yeah. - Like we're not fucking around bears. - Yeah. - So I don't know. - Like we eat caribou bears. (laughs) - Well, I don't know, I hope it wasn't either one. I don't know, it's better. - Yeah.

29:15 - I don't know, it's better a bigfoot or a bear. - I hear the bigfoot is really stinky. - Yeah, so. - smelly guy. - I feel like maybe I'd take, you know what? Here's the thing, in any situation, still taking the bear. - Still taking the bear. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause Bigfoot is like partly man, I think. - Yeah. - And you've got like human feet. - Yeah. - So I'm gonna give that a hard pass. I don't care how big your feet are, Bigfoot. Okay. - She does care. - I know I said I was a dick snob, but I'll take anything. Okay. (laughs) Moving along. So now we're going to a place that isn't very old. It was opened in 1994, but it's still an understandably spooky place.

29:57 - Okay. - The Fairbanks Memorial Hospital. - Oh no. - Staff of experienced malfunctioning equipment, which I feel like isn't great for a hospital. - No, it's not ideal. - Come on, go, stop trying to make more of you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Join us won't you? - No. - Staff have also heard unexplained noises, felt random chills and cold spots. - Okay. - And witness faucets turning on and off without the help of a living hand. - Okay. - So I don't care for that. - As someone who's actually experienced that, like arguably verified haunted hotel, I don't, water spirits, man.

30:44 (laughs) - Why did the water spirits, why are they so interested in me? What's that about? - What is that? - It's 'cause you're too fiery and they're trying to put out your flame. - Some of the nurses have seen something that I think is kind of sweet, also kind of sad. They will sometimes see what they think are angels when someone is close to death. I think especially if it's a baby. 'Cause they, I feel like they need extra help into the. - Yeah, I think that would, I don't even really like babies that much. And I just feel like that would probably be my last day nursing, probably. - Oh. - If you saw an angel of death.

31:26 - Oh, for a baby? Like, okay, explain that one to me. Mr. Dick Lope. - Yeah. - I don't, it's awful. - I don't, I'm not interested in that. Thank you, goodbye forever. - But they also even hear sounds of babies crying in the maternity ward or the nursery. (snores) But I feel like how do you tell the difference between a ghost baby and just like a real baby? - 'Cause real baby? - All of the babies are sleeping and then they hear a ghost baby crying. But do they have, I don't know if they have cameras on them? How do they know one doesn't just like, (snores) and then fall back asleep? 'Cause they do that. - I mean, it's possible, but like, think about this.

32:06 - Okay, so they're looking at all the babies. - Yes, picture this. You're in the room. - Okay, this room doesn't exist anymore because it's not safe in hospitals to have a room where all the babies, you can just look at them through a window. - Oh, it's not safe. - Oh, 'cause it's like, - No, it's good. - No, it's good. - Oh, it's fucking steal them. - Yeah, okay. - That makes sense. - Picture you're in what used to be like the baby viewing room. They walled it up, okay? But all of the babies are still in the same room and all of the babies are sleeping. You're looking at them and you're like, "Oh, you're so cute. You're gonna be really fucking annoying "so the next 18 years, you're parents." Oh, so cute. Right now though.

32:46 And all of a sudden you hear crying. And you're like, "That one's really annoying." But you're like, "None of these guys." - Yeah. - Nope, nope, nope. - But if it's another baby, just in with its mom. - I don't know. - I assume that if these nurses are reporting it and saying it's weird that something weird is going on 'cause I feel like they know the difference. - Well, and generally I feel like so many people, specifically like if you're working in a hospital, like after a while, a lot of people, I think come to see things or hear things or like they have an awareness that there can be odd energy.

33:27 But a lot of those people, like they're very much more of like a scientific mind. - Yeah. - They're not looking for spooky. So they're gonna try to explain that any other way. - Yeah. - Just stereotypically. There is also that thing though, like new, like not new moms, just I think moms in general or like me when I was a nanny. Like if you were in the bathroom or something you might hear like the baby crying and you run out there and be like, "Oh my God, why is the baby crying?" But it's like not actually crying. It's just like hearing it. - That happens to me. I feel like sometimes with the dogs. - Yeah. - Yeah. I feel like it's just like a, that must be like some sort of a phenomenon, right?

34:07 - Yeah. So I don't know if it's that kind of thing or if it's actually just like residual, I hope it's residual baby crying. I hope it's not like an actual baby spirit. - Oh. - I feel like they're not connected enough to the earth to like be trapped here. I feel like when it's a baby, it's still like kind of half in the other world, you know? - Yeah. - So I feel like it's not super attached to where if it passed away it would stay. - Yeah. Like no, no, no, your brand new here. Just move on to better things. - Yeah. - Oh. - Next time little one. (baby crying) - That just reminded me of the Thanksgiving friends episode because Phoebe was telling stories of like her past life.

34:51 - Oh. (laughing) And it's one of the things giving ones. And basically she's like telling somebody, "Oh, you think that was a bad Thanksgiving?" And it cuts to her where she's like a nurse giving like aid to people on the battlefield. And then all of a sudden there's like a mortar explosion and she's like losing an arm. And it happens twice in the episode. And it was just funny because then everybody goes, "No, Phoebe in this life." But Joe goes, "Oh, that's so sad." Like I don't remember any of my past life. So I'm so jealous. And she's like, "That's because you're brand new." - Oh, and Joey.

35:32 - Okay, we can move on to one of my other favorite locations for Ghosts. - Do you say Ferret? - Favorite. - Okay. - May Fevera. - May Fevera. (laughing) - May Fevera. (laughing) - One of my favorite locations for Ghosties. - Furchill Cemetery. - Yeah, it seems like you'd find something there, I guess. Here you might catch a glimpse into the early 1900s with a fashion show from a lady in white, complete with a fancy hat, or a little boy and girl in clothing from that same era. Okay. People have also seen shadows or black figures that seem to float around the cemetery.

36:16 - No. - But they usually say these shadows, they don't have a bad vibe, even though shadow people in general have kind of an evil vibe, these don't. And they did say it was kind of small and seemed playful. - Oh. - So it wasn't like a cat or something, like a little black. - Oh, maybe. - Yeah. - I was thinking though, like there's a lot of things that we associate. Like if you're talking about crystals, a lot of the darker like a black or a dark gray crystal, like it has a very protective energy. - Yeah. - So I'm just like, you, that's you. - It could go either way, 'cause you know, we've heard about shadow people before that weren't great stories.

37:01 - Yeah. - Yeah. But these ones seem okay. So we can go to the cemetery too and we visit after the oysters. - After you're all lubed up on oysters, we can go to the cemetery. - Yeah. - You guys, she is playing me like a fiddle. - Paranormal investigators have caught EVPs in the cemetery and even the photo of an apparition. - Hmm. - And I'm about to send you this photographic evidence that they caught. Air drop being, Air drop sponsors. (laughing) - We do it all the time. - We do it so often. (laughing) - Oh, but oh, I don't like that already.

37:44 I can tell. No, no thank you. - Do you think this is real? - I mean, that's so hard to tell. That could be like a puff of smoke. This is a very grainy photo. - Someone's in their vaping. - Yeah, they're in their vaping phase. - But we're just gonna go off the assumption that this is real. - Oh, honestly, it could be a cloud of bugs. - Yeah. - This is somewhere in Alaska. Do they have bugs there? - There's a two-cold. - Oh, bitch. This time of year, everything's green. So yeah, they got some booze. - I don't know, I thought maybe it was too cold for bugs. - Yeah, I mean, when it's cold. And then, you know. - That's true. - They have a nice long period where it's, I mean, it's still, I would say, even during their summer, it's like kind of a temperate climate.

38:31 It's not like hot, not hot, hot, in the way that people think of like new Mexico. - Yeah, probably feels great. I know it's probably incredible. Are we moving to Alaska? - I think we might be. - I'm down. I'm down to live there and see how it feels. - Just do like a quick little vibe check. - Yeah. - Next up, we have a haunted hotel. - Ooh. - The Westmark Fairbanks Hotel's room, 277, is apparently haunted by a large man. - No, thank you. - I would prefer the bear. - I feel like I've made my feelings clear. - Unless you're a feeder bird. - Okay, and just kidding.

39:12 - Bear has big teeth. I've been given to understand. - You said I'm not allowed to date any bears because it's busy, I mean. - Oh, I didn't say date. I'm just saying like if you have to pick, you know. - Who'd be alone in room 277 with? - Yeah. - 'Cause you probably definitely don't want to be alone with this large man because he will push down on your bed at night and even poke your shoulders. - No. - And this is weird and creepy. He leaves evidence behind. Little finger marks in the carpet. - Oh, okay, that's not what I thought you were gonna say. - When you were talking about a creepy large man.

39:53 - Leaving evidence behind. - And was like like evidence evidence? Like coming, coming. - Oh man. - Okay. - No, it just takes me back to, do you remember the scene in Super Bad where he's like, oh yeah, no, we're never gonna catch him. Yeah, no, I mean, I just, when I became a cop, I thought there was just like, "Giz all over everything." He's like, probably if he'd like jacked off and he'd left jizz behind, then we would catch him. Every criminal, just, I can jacking off everywhere they go. - No, please don't. - No. - Please, nobody do that. - No, thank you. - That's a private time, private time. - Yeah. - It's fine and private.

40:33 However many times you wanna, 10 times a day, I don't really care, private time. - I mean that sometimes that might require medical attention, I feel, but I mean, again, not here to. - Not judgeable. - Very young. - If you're in your private time. - Yeah. - Okay. - I was just picturing though. So he's, I guess like leaving, like a dog, like leaving like scratches in the carpet. - Oh, I know. - But I picture him just like painstakingly trying to like draw patterns. - a Dick. (laughing) - You know how many foods are. - shaped like Dicks? the best kinds. - This is a very dick heavy episode, I'm so sorry.

41:15 - I feel like it's really just super bad heavy. I'm just, I mean, wow. I should probably have a more current reference, but. - Yeah. - I, listen, if they get better in more current movies. - If they stick in my head, they stick in my head. I, I can't control how old I was when they stuck in my head. - Okay. - Yeah. - Well, speaking of Dicks, next we're swinging by the Reflections Nightclub. Do you love me or do you love me? - We're swinging by. (laughing) - So the Reflections Nightclub, so obviously it's a strip club. - Oh, is that what it is? - It is. - That's what it is.

41:55 - Okay. - Nightclub, I think, usually does that imply? - I feel like Nightclub implies that it might be like sort of a bar, dancing, like a nightclub. I feel like. - Okay, I don't know. I thought that was called the Clurb. - The Clurb. - Am I wrong? - Well, I mean, there's all kinds of different clubs, but like a nightclub. - I guess I didn't know. - But this is a strip club. - Okay. Here's the thing. That's what it is and that's what it's called. - It is, yes. - And the performers there have seen another man. - A tall man on the stage. - You don't say a man in this establishment? - And this is a strip club. (laughing) - Do you see a tall man on stage wearing red pants in a white shirt?

42:42 And I'm like, wait a minute, Santa? - Sexy Santa? To be a firefighter? - Could be. But when they approach this man who's on stage, no doubt to tell him to like get the fuck off the stage. - He's saying I find what are you doing here? This is not a male strip club. - Yeah. - We don't want your sexy rock hard butt. - and swinging dong-a-long. (laughing) On our stage. - dong-a-long. - In the tight red pants. - I don't know if they're tight. But he just, oh, I made this joke later. He ghosts them. He just vanishes, disappears off the stage, right in front of their eyes.

43:23 - Okay. - He also lurks around in the shadows, watching them close down the club for the morning. 'Cause I assume they close in the morning. - Oh, that's so creepy. - But I'm like, I don't know, maybe he's just watching over them. - He's like, well, I don't know what's the vibe. Is the vibe like, I'm watching you like, oh, scrub that. - Or like a stripper angel, like just protecting. - Yeah. - Like he's like a previous like, bouncer or something. - Yeah. - Who's like, just still looking out. 'Cause he's like, yo, I know these men be trash. - What's with these red pants? Like red pants are not. - Red pants. - Yeah. - Something I see a lot of people wearing.

44:03 - No, but you know what, actually. Okay. - Are they sweat pants? - Oh, they might be. They might be. No, I just, I just listened to a story about a guy in Florida who wore all red. - Okay. - He was a fireman. Pain in his whole house red, had red carpet. So he liked the color red. - He really liked red, okay. He had like a really shmancy sports car and stuff. And it was like, hey bro, how are you affording this? I'm like, you know, a public servant salary.

44:46 Well, he was in Florida. - Oh, he was a Florida man. - He was a Florida man. - Oh, yeah. - So he was of course a cocaine man. - Oh, wow. - Okay, and a fireman. - Yeah. - Very, very interesting combo. He has disappeared. The FBI was on to him for like nine years. He disappeared. It's not been seen or heard from ever since. - Did he go to Alaska? Could be. - Who else is wearing red pants? - That's so weird. I was saying, I don't know. I don't know.

45:27 I was kind of also picturing like a red track suit that you just took your jacket off, you know, and then you have a white shirt underneath. - What is it when you stop talking about my track suit? - Track suit. - It's just the lure. - Now you gotta get a red one. Who is a coral one? Was it like Eminem? Who like wears a red track suit? Okay. - Yeah, a lot of rappers. - No, he's not dead. Okay. - Yeah. - I was like, is it? - Yeah, I could see him being a strip club in his afterlife. - Yeah, I mean, that would make sense. - Maybe it is him because all time is happening all at once and I answered my own question in the beginning of this episode. Okay, I had to give you that really fun one before I end on something that.

46:08 - Damn it. - I think you and probably a lot of other people are gonna hate me for. - Great. - I'm really excited about it. - Okay. - I've been like looking for an excuse to talk about these things and I cannot even believe that I stumbled upon this. - Okay. - One summer day in Fairbanks, Alaska, multiple people got a very unusual and terrifying surprise. Live lampreys were falling from the sky. Landing in normal every day, non-threatening places like the frift store or your front yard.

46:49 People were really freaked out because these things aren't normally seen unless you're like Cassie and you go to your local zoo and stare at them all the time. - I don't know if I like it. - I just hate it. - Yeah, I just, oh God, and I shouldn't show you guys my roots right now. It's not cute. - So don't Google. Do you know what a lamprey looks like? - I'm not sure. - Okay, don't Google it. - Why? What do they look like? - Let me explain it to you. - Now I need to know. - Let me explain it to you first. - Oh, I had to. - And then you can, and then I'll send you pictures. (laughs) - Maybe I don't want pictures. Okay, describe it first. - Okay, I'm doing it.

47:29 You're gonna see pictures. Let me just go off real quick. So I remember the last time I was at the zoo, I was really, really happy because they have like a tank of lampreys usually there. But the last time I had gone, they weren't there. I was really upset. But then they got them back. They had like a tank full of them. - Okay. - So it was so excited. And they had those big like, like posterboard things, you know where you stick your face in the hole and you take a picture. So I did that. (laughs) - Okay. - So I have a lot of fun pictures. (laughs) So in case you didn't know what these things look like. - What? - What beauties they are. They are fish.

48:09 - I think. - But they look similar to snakes or eels. They look really similar to eels. - I have already out. - They can be up to about 15 inches long. - No, that's too long. - They have no scales or fins or jaws. Their mouths are circular suction cups. Full of multiple rows of sharp little teethies. - What the fuck? This is like, why? Why did we make this? - They're like really old fish. - Yeah, that's a fucking dinosaur. - Basically like a nightmare a sore. They are a beautiful nightmare you guys. - No.

48:51 They are parasitic. So they use that horrifying mouth to latch on to larger fish. - And basically. - Basically suck their blood. So they're also known as vampire fish. - I know it. And I brought up Twilight earlier. I didn't even put that together. - You crazy. (laughs) - Everything's connected. - Okay, I think I do know what these are. I probably suck you a picture because I was so excited. I think I posted it on her. - I really don't want it. - I think I posted them on our story before too. - Okay. - So fun fact, their tongue is also full of sharp teeth.

49:35 What the fuck? So they use that to like make deeper wounds. - No. - That they eat from and they can even burrow their tongues into like the stomach of another animal and eat what they eat. Oh my God, that's so disgusting. Oh my God. - That's so fucking foul. (laughs) - I'm sorry. - Oh, that sounds like a great weight loss plan. - That's what I was saying. I was like, can I just attach a little lamprey to my tummy and it can just be brubble. You know, my food for me? - Yeah. - I can name it. - Get all that turkey George. (laughs) - Okay, we might have stumbled onto something here.

50:16 Is this a billion dollar idea? - It might be. Let's go grow some lampreys. - We'll have a lamprey hatchery. - No, no. - Lampries do spawn in the China River. So they think that seagulls were catching them and then just dropping them around town because they're so slippery. - Yeah, 'cause they're like, "What is this hideous fucking monster?" - Yeah. - I wonder if it did try to bite them, but they're also really slippery and like slithery and squirmy. - Yeah, I feel like that's for the best. - Drop that bitch. - Drop it into your lawn though. Can you imagine? - No. - Finding one of these things just like on the street. - No. - No, no I cannot.

50:57 - Oh my God. - I don't, I don't want to imagine. I will not imagine. I shan't. - She will. - I simply can't. - Okay, I'm gonna send you these pictures. They're really cute. - Cute too. - Yes. - Okay. I can tell already it's a lot worse than what I thought. - Okay, I wasn't picturing this exactly. Oh my God, they're so disgusting. - They're so cool. - They do look like a vampire. Okay, this last one, that's awesome. (laughs) Me and the cardboard cutout of the, yeah, so you stick your face in the middle of the mouth of the lamprey.

51:39 - I got it. - What is wrong with these? - When I tell you, I fucking screamed when I saw Fairbanks, and it said vampire fish falling from the sky, and I was like, "The fuck is that?" And I saw it with the lamprey, and I was like, "No way." These are one of my favorite things, and I have to find a way to talk about them on the podcast, and I finally did. - That's so lucky. - So are you ready to move to Fairbanks Alaska with me? - How often do they have those things falling from the sky? - So it's only been reported on ones that I saw, and there was only four of them around town. So it's not like there was a whole reign of lamprey.

52:23 - That still seems like probably four too many. If I'm being honest, that's too many. - The only way to know is just to move there and find out. - Okay. - I five moves there and never saw a lamprey on my lawn. I would be pissed though. I feel like there's a really good chance that you would not have falling lamprey. Just falling from the sky and landing on your lawn. - God damn goals. - Eat your food, goals. - Eat your food, Tina. - Goal. - Tots.

53:03 - What is that? Tina you fat lard? - Yes. That's not nice. - But it's an animal. - Tina. - Oh my, okay. - Well, should we do some tarot? - Yeah, probably. - Are you ready to leave the topic? - Yeah, uh-huh. - We'll see if it's forever. If I find another lamprey story, I'm telling it. - I just like how many lamprey stories could there be? - I'll find more you guys. - You guys tell me. - Let's start a lamprey fan club. Who's joining it with me? - That's a separate podcast. - All the lamprey's all the time.

53:44 - Oh my God. No. - I come home with a tank of them. - Yeah. - I talk like I live with you. - I come home with a tank of them. - Yeah. - You're like, I'm just gonna put these in the pot lab. - I live in the pot lab now. I'll be your mind. - He thinks, man. Feed him every hour. He'll be by. - You've to touch him here. It's time. - All right, let's do some tarot. - Let's do it. Cassie is spreading out the deck. - She's spreading that deck. - Ooh. What is it? Ooh, you just made that comment about, can you get me Christmas lights?

54:27 - We drew the sun card. - Really? - Yes. And it is on the card, I'm using my nightmare before Christmas deck. So it's the one where Jack is in Christmas town and he's holding the lights in his eyeball sockets and he's just mesmerized by Christmas. - Wow. Okay, so this is oddly appropriate for sort of a Christmasy themed episode. - Yeah. - All right, so our key words are happiness, success, pleasure, self-expression, clarity and vitality. Just currently everything that I'm lacking. (laughing) The sun card features a blazing sun, sometimes with a face, sun beams rating out from it, radiating, radiating.

55:16 - Radiating? - Radiating, radiating, out from it. Beneath the sun in the writer wait Smith deck, a smiling nude child rides a white horse. Some deck show two children with their arms around each other. - No. - Other decks picture a couple holding hands. - Romantic. - So Christmasy. - Yeah. - The sun rules the zodiac sign Leo, which astrologers link with children, pleasure and creativity. I can only vouch for some of those. (laughing) Creativity for sure. - Yeah. (laughing) - The sun card represents life itself. For the sun gives life to everything on earth.

55:57 One of the most joyful cards in the tarot, it signifies vitality, confidence, achievement, attainment and success in all endeavors. We do have an extra excerpt, and this is the part that I just glam sat and said, "Oh, Christmasy." - Ooh! - Each day comes bearing its gifts, untie the ribbons. - Oh, like Santa Claus gives you gifts. - Just like Santa. The sun brightens any negative cards in a reading, no matter where it appears in the spread. Just like me. - Does it brighten the vampire fish? - Situation or the ghost haunting me.

56:37 - I don't know. - I think so. There was a bright side to that. - I get it. - I got to talk about it on my podcast. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yay. (laughing) - Its influence is always beneficial. A new day is dawning and you're glad to be alive. I feel like this is a direct attack on me right now. (laughing) - I mean the lamprey's died, so. - I know and I feel like I'm kind of slowly dying a little bit right now, so here we go. - I thought that would make you feel better. - You lived, they died. - Yeah, I mean that does feel like some sort of justice. - I guess. - I don't know. - Yeah, well that's all we can do.

57:18 Whatever your question, the answer is positive. For creative people, the sun can indicate a time of increased inspiration and productivity. - I feel like I'm being directly trolled at this moment. But how productive is Santa? - He's so productive. Like the efficiency is, I mean it's flawless, it's floralists. Whatever you undertake at this time is likely to prosper. For the sun is shining on you. This is a good time to start new projects and expand your horizons. It's your day in the sun. Aw. In a reading about money, you may receive rewards for your work or talent.

58:01 Investments and business ventures pay off. Opportunities abound. For creative people, this card suggests you'll benefit financially from your artistic endeavors. Maybe it knows we just got some new subscribers and an upgrade on Patreon. - This isn't about us, okay. - I mean it's like a little about us. If the reading is about your job, the sun marks a period of prosperity, enthusiasm, honors, public recognition and attainment. So I have no idea who that's about. But it's gotta be clearly from the story. - Yeah, it's about, his name is Khan. I'm trying Miller, Con Miller who built the Santa Claus house.

58:41 - Yes. - So his trade business was like booming and then he made his own trade house which ended up being Santa Claus house. - We love that for him. I feel like he just kept rolling like a snowball. You know, just kept rolling in the dough. - I love the metaphor. And now he gets paid to write Santa letters. - The dream, seriously. - You feel confident in your abilities and attract opportunities to show the world what you can do. Step into the spotlight, it's your time to shine. - And like he didn't even try. It just like-- - It's true, yeah. - Kind of all just like happened. - Yeah, by him just doing what he loved and being himself.

59:22 - Oh, yeah. So sweet. - It is sweet. - It does remind me of us. (laughing) - Well, that, well, that. - Okay, I feel like this is maybe also about Con. In a reading about love, the sun represents a happy pleasurable relationship in which you feel content and comfortable. You and your partner inspire each other and enjoy being together. If you're looking for love, this card can herald a bright and beautiful romance. Con and Nellie. - Yeah. - And then Nellie was the post mistress! and the marriage-- - Post mistress. - Oh, and she did the marriages too. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's right.

1:00:03 - My gosh. - Oh, this is interesting. Okay, and there's another extra excerpt. The Sun King. Pagan mythology describes the apparent passage of the sun through the heavens each year as the journey of the sun king. Who drives his bright chariot across the sky. Literally, you guys say-- - Santa. Santa is the sun king. - Just say. - Revolutionary. - Yes. In pre-Christian Europe and Britain, the winter solstice celebrated the sun king's birth. This beloved deity brought light into the world during the darkest time of all. Like winter time? - Yeah. - Winter solstice is like celebrating the return of the sun.

1:00:43 - Wow. - This is like so connected and crazy. - I know, you don't really expect the sun card to really tie to Christmas so much, but there it is. - There you have it. - Since the Christian's stole Christmas from the Pagans and then they mentioned the Pagans and the winter solstice. - It's a whole dance day. - And wow, that was cool. - And I like it. - I really liked that. - It's fun. - I was also thinking too. I did mention it. The photo on the card was Jack Skellington in Christmas land. So that was pretty cool. Because he was like in the Christmas land, in the card. We talked about the North Pole.

1:01:23 It's basically where Jack Skellington went. I mean, it's like, ���Christmas land." (laughing) Oh, I love that. That was perfect. I wanted to see if there was something in the little interpretation book. When cloudy skies pass, the sun comes out. Shining warmth and happiness on everyone's lives. The excitement, renewed energy, enjoy Jack experience when he discovers Christmas town. Perfectly embody the energy of the sun, tarot card. (laughing) Upright, which is how we drew it in the app, right? If you've been sad or troubled lately, the sun is a sign you're about to feel a very positive shift in your life. Use this rejuvenating energy to reconnect with good friends, enjoy yourself, and enjoy yourself.

1:02:08 It's the little words I always say. Yeah, yeah. There's so much enthusiasm in this card. It signifies a powerful time for inspired brands storming. (laughing) Yeah, I think we could say this is a little bit about us too. Okay, well, it's fucking better be. (laughing) I know, I've been feeling it. You've been feeling it. A lot of people haven't been feeling it. And I was thinking the other day, I just want something to reinvigorate, re-inspire, reignite, something in me. Yeah, I feel like it's coming. The card's out, so. Yeah, let's hope so. (laughing) Help us.

1:02:49 I've got hostage eyes, 'cause I feel like a hostage on this plane. You're gonna make them think I'm holding you hostage. Not you, I just feel like a hostage on this plane. 'Cause it's clearly not the, it's not my higher form of existence right now. Whatever that looks like, let's get to woo-woo. I feel like everyone gets it. They're getting what you're throwing down. I hope so. Well, we hope that this card applies to all of your lives as well for the needs. Yeah, this holiday season, I hope everyone's doing good. And even though things are shitty, the world is shitty. Yeah, it's so terrible. We're always here to entertain you. Hey. (laughing) I mean, we remind you of the bad stuff too, but we're all so funny, so.

1:03:33 Yeah. Well, I think I talked enough. Yeah, yeah. I hope I didn't scare anyone off with the lampries. I'm so sorry. Yeah. I wanna hear who loves them. Definitely not me. Who loves them like me. I know I can't wait to find another scary animal to talk about. I feel like, I don't know, that's like the scariest thing where anyone can think of. They're really freaky, but yeah, definitely open to getting some comments and suggestions about other freaky animals. Yeah, ooh yeah. It is really interesting. At least I feel like that's not something that we hear about washing up on the Oregon coast.

1:04:14 So I feel like-- Drawing out of the sky, casually. I just feel comfortable. There's a little bit of separation. I don't need to be involved with that. I find them very interesting. I just, I don't wanna-- We don't need to hang out. Can we go to the zoo? And you can look at them behind the glass. Didn't you show me that one picture? I mean, you saw the picture, but that doesn't do the in person justice. Yeah. You wanna see-- I think it'd be fun. I've been to the zoo in a long time. I love the zoo. I'll totally go whenever, wherever, whenever. Speaking of Christmas-- Zoolites. Yes, Chris really wants to go this year. Should we go to Zoolites? We should go. I don't know if you can go into the lampry part, but-- Yeah, I don't know.

1:04:55 I don't know how any of that works. We'll ask my mom, because she knows. She's probably yelling at me right now. Right now, like, I know. My mom knows everything about the zoo. It's part of why I love the zoo. 'Cause my mom-- I love it. We always go. Yeah. Have a creepy ass day. We'll see you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday. You know, unless-- Probably. A bunch of vampire fish fall on your head for absolutely no reason. And then I'm never leaving my house again, which I guess we recorded my house. So I'll see you next Tuesday. Yeah. We'll be here. We'll be here. [MUSIC PLAYING] Have a-- Holly Jolly Christmas It���s the best time of the year [LAUGHTER] I don't know why that came to mind as I was drinking.

1:05:42 I think because Holly Jolly just makes me want to drink. Could you get Holly Jolly when you drink? Yeah. You're like, where's my egg? No. Yeah, in the trash. It's in the trash. Yeah. I bought it. And then I remembered, oh, right. Trash. Trash. Trash. I say this all the time, but who wants to drink something called nog? I mean, it kind of tastes like creamy toothpaste. No. [LAUGHTER] Wow. No. It's just-- I don't know. It sounds like something you would like-- Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's that post nasal drip. Yeah. Pnwhauntsandhomicides.com Yeah. Nog.