Spirits and Santa: Alaska’s Haunted Heart and Magical North Pole

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You didn't think this would all be fun and reindeer games did you?

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Shut the fuck up.

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This is a spooky episode, dude. I told you.

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I say forgot where I was.

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I told you at the very beginning I found their banks from all the spooky stories that they had.

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I know. I got I got us really excited and warm with Christmas and Santa and then I'm gonna just

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eviscerate the happiness right away. I'll leave the really bad stuff until the end.

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Okay, good show because I think everyone's gonna hate me at the end.

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I'm so sorry, but it brought me joy, so.

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Hi, Caitlyn.

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Hi, Cassie.

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Hi, creepy people. She's back.

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I'm here.

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My job didn't get taken permanently.

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Thank goodness.

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Yeah.

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If you're new to our creepy little corner of the world, this is PNW Haunts and Homicides,

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where we chat about true crime, the paranormal and all things spooky in the Pacific Northwest,

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even during Christmas time.

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Probably especially.

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Especially during Christmas time.

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Virtually.

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And what do we call the Pacific Northwest if we're nasty?

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It's the PNW if you're nasty.

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And you are.

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Yeah.

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Just like us.

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Yes.

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We also do a tarot reading at the end of every episode for a little bit of deeper insight

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into our topic.

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Yes, we did.

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And I brought a little gem that we haven't brought out in a while.

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I should have guessed.

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I should have guessed knowing that like, obviously it's a Christmas vibe.

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Suddenly, I'm just in my head.

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I've been hearing for some time now a certain voice.

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And I think it's Mariah.

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It's tarot!

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That's what it sounds like in my head.

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Because it's a screechy high pitched.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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I love that song.

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What's it called?

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I don't know.

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All I want for Christmas is you.

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Yeah, probably.

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Listen, when they started playing it in like mid-October, I was like, I, listen, this is,

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this is how violence starts.

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It's, I am like, I'm a Halloween bitch.

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Yeah.

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It's Halloween all year.

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You can play Halloween music anytime.

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Yeah.

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Christmas, I love Christmas.

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I love it.

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After Thanksgiving.

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Yeah.

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It needs to be appropriately time.

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Like the day, okay, maybe the day of Thanksgiving.

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But like, it does have to be like heavily into November.

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Yes.

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So clearly I was feeling the wintery vibes.

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I was thinking snow.

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I really love snow.

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Even though I don't like to drive in it or anything, but then you get a snow day from work

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and it's great.

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Yeah.

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It never really lasts long enough around here that you get like a ton of days off sometimes.

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I mean, oh, he's had a couple of winters in the last, I mean, in the last handful of years.

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Yeah.

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But if you go back like the last 10 years, if, if you go back a few years, I don't need to

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date myself.

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Okay.

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I, I don't owe you any explanation.

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I would love to date myself.

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Are you kidding me?

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Oh, I meant like as in anyways.

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That reminds me of the one movie I told you to wash, wash, watch my old ads.

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Did you wash that old ads?

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Yeah.

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This is not ringing about as centered to you and Taylor.

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And I was like, you have to watch this movie.

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It's so good.

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Okay.

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You guys, it's so good.

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It's like, it's like just makes you appreciate life.

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Oh, God, I'm going to cry.

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Oh, God.

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No.

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Anyway, there's this one part and it's in the preview.

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So I don't feel like I'm giving anything away.

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Okay.

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It's like the scroll who meets her self in the future.

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Oh, okay.

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She was like, can I kiss you?

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Like, can I kiss myself?

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Like, I just want to know what it's like to kiss myself.

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And I was like, that would be me a 100%.

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Listen to me have questions.

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What's it like?

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Exactly.

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Let's just try it.

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So I was talking about snow.

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I was feeling snowy.

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And so I feel like this is like the right time to go back to Alaska.

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Ooh.

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Don't you think?

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I love it.

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I'm pretty sure I've only done like one Alaska one.

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I know you would have.

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I think so.

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I've done a couple.

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Yeah.

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We've visited.

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Yeah.

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We're hanging out.

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So we're going back.

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It is time for the wintery vibes.

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Ew.

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So I ended up choosing Fairbanks because of how many spooky stories I found there.

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Like, I found a lot.

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I can even fit them in that episode.

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So we might have to do like a little separate Patreon bonus.

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Ah.

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Ooh.

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I've got some leftovers from the episode that Andrea and I did for mini-sode.

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It's leftovers.

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Yes.

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Perfect.

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Okay.

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Well, that just was like right off the top because it's Thanksgiving weekend as we record

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this.

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Hey, Trombonus leftovers.

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Here we come.

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Ew.

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Ew.

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But.

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Okay.

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I think halfway through researching this, right?

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And then I stumble upon an article at ExploreFairBanks.com.

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And guess what?

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It's only a 20 minute drive away from Fairbanks.

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The freaking North Pole.

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Oh my gosh.

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So I was like, what?

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What could it be?

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The freaking North Pole.

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The freaking North Pole.

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Which is where quote, the spirit of Christmas lives year round.

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Of course.

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So it's not actually because the North Pole is like in what an article or something.

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Right?

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Because it's at the top of the earth, the North Pole.

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Right.

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That's what that means.

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The poles are the to be top of the to be bottom.

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The geographic North Pole is the northern point of Earth's axis of rotation.

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The North Pole is found in the Arctic Ocean on constantly shifting pieces of sea ice.

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So clearly this isn't like the real, real North Pole.

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It's just a place in Alaska referred to us the North Pole.

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Where the streets are lined with candy cane decor that will lead you straight to the official

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home of Santa Claus.

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Santa?

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It's a cute--

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I know him!

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Well, Elf.

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It's a cute white house with like red--

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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It was a piping like icing, but like lining, I don't know what it's called.

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Like is it on the shutters or the trim?

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Yeah, the trim.

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Like the trim was red, yeah.

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I mean, it's piping if it's a like gingerbread house, which that's kind of what it looks like.

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I was going to say, that's what I picture.

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The Santa Claus house is stuffed with all kinds of knick knacks for Christmas gifting,

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love it.

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Of course, it's where you can get your very own authentic North Pole postmark letter from

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Santa.

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You have to pay for it.

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You can get one online as well.

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You don't actually have to go all the way to Alaska.

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You knew my next question.

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Yeah.

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You couldn't order it online and like you have a personalized and--

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Okay.

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Listen.

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I didn't have the internet and I didn't have a lot of money as a child.

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But grown up me still doesn't have a lot of money.

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I do, however, have the internet.

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And where you can waste your money on a letter from Santa.

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But it's official.

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You guys.

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I'm going to get one.

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Please get me one too, because I'm too ported by my own.

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Well, we'll get a pod one.

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It'll be like a shame.

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Yeah.

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We'll get a pod one.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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Write that down.

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I'm writing it down.

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So they've been doing these letters since 1952, which before Alaska was even a state, it

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became a state in 1959.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah.

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I forget how recently Alaska became a state.

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Yeah.

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That's after World War II.

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Like, yeah, I totally know the dates for that.

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I'm 100% agree with you.

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Well, World War II ended in the mid-40s.

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Sure.

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Yep.

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I don't know why that's one of those dates in history that it's like, it's my mile marker.

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I know I talked about it before, but I like had to Google it.

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Yeah.

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It's like something I just know.

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No, it's just one of the only dates that I just sort of have memorized.

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It helps me like, acquaint myself.

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Yeah.

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That's how I know.

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If it didn't happen like close enough to World War II, there's a good chance I'm very

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confused.

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You're lost in time.

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Yeah, basically.

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I'm always lost in time because all time it's happening all at the same time.

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So it doesn't even matter when the dates are because they're all just happening at once.

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And yeah, I'm shutting down.

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Listen, what was it?

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It was all the guys were, it was the TikTok thing where everybody was like, how often do

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you think about ancient Rome?

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Yes.

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World War II is my ancient Rome.

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Right.

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And time being non-existent is mine.

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I love that for us.

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So these official Santa letters are written on old, timey paper.

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So it's like the paper that they started with basically they haven't changed it since

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the '60s.

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Shut the--

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But a front door.

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Yeah, I think you can pick different options though, but why would you?

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I want the original old timey paper.

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Yeah.

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I don't think they made a bunch in the '60s and then kept it.

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I think they just pre-printed.

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Oh, I'm sure they're.

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Yeah.

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It's not actually old paper.

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That'd be so cool.

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The vibe is old.

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The vibe is old.

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It comes with.

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Are you ready?

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No.

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But tell me.

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It comes with a photo of Santa.

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The real Santa, you guys.

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Obviously.

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A Santa Claus dollar, which I don't know what you could buy for that, but it sounds like

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it would be worth a lot.

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A Santa Claus dollar?

274
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Like the exchange rate.

275
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I don't know.

276
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It's got to be worth at least a million of our stupid regular dollars, right?

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I mean, if you tell me it's anything less, I'm really going to be-- I'm going to be

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heated.

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Santa Claus dollars.

280
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Somebody tell us.

281
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And, an official, I'm on the good list sticker.

282
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That's adorable.

283
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I also want them to make I'm on the bad list ones.

284
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Yeah.

285
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For me.

286
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Yeah.

287
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I don't think they do, though.

288
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Well, I'm sure there's a Nazi shop for that.

289
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I could say that's true.

290
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I was like, I can see parents getting both of them and just being like, which one are you?

291
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Yeah.

292
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I'm not even.

293
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And for an extra charge, you can be on the naughty list, no, I'm just kidding.

294
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I totally-- wow.

295
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Go look at that.

296
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You can be on Santa's now.

297
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It's a list.

298
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No, but for an extra charge, you can own your very own slice of the North Pole.

299
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One square inch to be exact.

300
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You literally get a deed for it.

301
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I didn't look up how much any of this cost.

302
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But you can totally do that.

303
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It's got to be pretty affordable.

304
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It's probably not outrageous.

305
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If it's one square inch, can you use your Santa dollar to buy it?

306
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Oh!

307
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We should ask them.

308
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OK, we're going to need to look into this.

309
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I have a lot of follow-up questions.

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You're me, too.

311
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Look in here for us.

312
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Again, fully an adult.

313
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But I have a lot of child brain questions.

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And now I'm better informed as an adult to ask the right questions.

315
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I feel like no one thinks that we're fully adults.

316
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So that's fine.

317
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You can actually send letters here, too.

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And they do read them.

319
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And they put them up on their letter walls that they have around Santa's house.

320
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They can't respond to every letter, obviously, because they just get so many.

321
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And then there's all the ones that are being paid for that they have to respond to.

322
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Yeah.

323
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But you can always write them a letter.

324
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They say they love to get them.

325
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And they get them from all over the world.

326
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Oh, that's so sweet.

327
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Yeah.

328
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Just don't expect a response.

329
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Maybe, you know, OK, if any kids are listening, tell them to put their ear in my son.

330
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Maybe just do your own Santa letter to respond if you can't afford it.

331
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:32,360
So this all started when Con and Nellie Miller lived in Fairbanks.

332
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Con traveled around locally as a merchant and became well-known, especially to children,

333
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not in a creepy way.

334
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OK.

335
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He became well-known for dressing in a Santa suit every Christmas season while he went

336
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around and did his trading stuff.

337
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That's adorable.

338
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Isn't it so cute?

339
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Just to see this guy and I picture him carrying all of his supplies.

340
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I don't know if he did or not, but just carrying him in a sack and he was like, actual Santa.

341
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I don't know if that's true, but--

342
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So cute.

343
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In 1952, they moved to an area that sounds like it was already starting to be called the

344
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North Pole.

345
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I really don't.

346
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Just from reading the few articles, I'm not sure which came first, but I think it started

347
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being called the North Pole.

348
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That's probably why they moved.

349
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Maybe.

350
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It was calling to them.

351
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I think so.

352
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Or it was just all synchronistic.

353
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Yeah.

354
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I believe that in my heart.

355
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,480
So they moved out there because they wanted to build their own trading post.

356
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And it was like a remote area so they didn't have one out there.

357
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So they wanted to build their own.

358
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I guess in the midst of building a little boy who recognized Con came by and said, hello,

359
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Santa Claus.

360
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Are you building a new house?

361
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:48,820
And so he was like, actually, I wasn't like planning on this being Santa's house, but it totally

362
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could be Santa's house.

363
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:51,680
Stop it.

364
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In the North Pole.

365
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Isn't so freaking cute.

366
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It's so adorable that I might die.

367
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:04,760
So anyway, the kid comes by, asks if the Santa's new house, and it was all down the snowy slopes

368
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from there.

369
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And it was always and forever called the Santa Claus house.

370
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They also opened a post office naturally because they have to send Santa letters.

371
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Natch.

372
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It was ran by Nellie.

373
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So she was the post mistress at the time.

374
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:27,840
And she was also the marriage commissioner and 100% married people inside the Santa Claus

375
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house.

376
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,480
That is so cute.

377
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,720
I just think everyone in the area had to have gotten married by her in the Santa Claus house.

378
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:36,720
You know?

379
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:41,640
I mean, if they didn't, like, what are you even doing?

380
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,280
What are you doing with your life, man?

381
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,280
Seriously, bro.

382
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:47,440
Are you going to get married at the post office?

383
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,440
Bro.

384
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,880
I don't think they were the same building.

385
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,880
I don't know.

386
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,400
To be honest with you.

387
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,640
Yeah, that's an interesting, I guess.

388
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,680
She would probably marry people wherever they wanted to get married.

389
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,680
Yeah.

390
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,680
I would assume.

391
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,680
Yeah.

392
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:06,080
But here's the thing is I'm all about like, do you're wedding the way you want?

393
00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:10,320
Unless one of your options is the Santa Claus house.

394
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,320
Yeah.

395
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,320
Hello.

396
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,320
Married at the Santa Claus house.

397
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,320
Christmas wedding.

398
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,320
So cute.

399
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,000
Also, Con was the mayor for 19 years.

400
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Because like Duh.

401
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
Of course he was.

402
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Yeah.

403
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,160
So did he, okay, but I need to know.

404
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:31,680
Did he run on the ticket as Con Miller, right?

405
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,040
Or did he run as Santa Claus?

406
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,040
I don't know.

407
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,960
We're going to need to do some digging in the historical record.

408
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:43,840
I feel like for legal purposes, you have to run with your given name, your legal name.

409
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,160
But he may be in parentheses.

410
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,800
It was like Santa Claus.

411
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,800
That's a good point.

412
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,800
That's a good point.

413
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,800
Yeah.

414
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:53,560
I feel like probably that's correct.

415
00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:58,440
I've now officially entered fantasy holiday Santa Land.

416
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:01,960
And I'm like, rules don't apply.

417
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,480
Rules never apply to Santa.

418
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,480
Yeah.

419
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,400
Just sit on his lap, willy nilly.

420
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
Yeah.

421
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,760
I mean, here's the thing.

422
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,960
Why can't he run as Santa?

423
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:16,280
We, you know, clearly don't have rules for our elected officials anymore.

424
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,280
Yeah.

425
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,280
Yeah.

426
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,280
Yeah.

427
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,280
It's kind of a, it's a free, fun free for all.

428
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,280
So fun.

429
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280
We're all having fun.

430
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:34,280
Anyway, Santa Claus house has moved from its very original location.

431
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:39,280
Because they put in like a big highway, you know, like the big famous Alaska highway or

432
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,280
whatever.

433
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,280
Oh, right, right, right, right.

434
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,280
That thing.

435
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,280
We've talked about it.

436
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:44,280
Yeah, they put that in.

437
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:47,600
And so they did move it because it wasn't, it was no longer on the main road and they

438
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,560
wanted it to be on the main road.

439
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,560
Yeah.

440
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:55,320
And it was, it was just a trading post kind of like a local grocery store.

441
00:16:55,320 --> 00:17:00,080
So it wasn't totally Christmified until they moved it.

442
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,840
And that's when they just went all out.

443
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,840
Totally Christmas.

444
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,840
Christmas.

445
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:11,160
Oh, and of course they have the antler academy of flying and reindeer games right next

446
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,160
store.

447
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,560
Say more words.

448
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,760
That was all the words I had.

449
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,040
The antler academy of flying and reindeer games.

450
00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,440
So they just have like a farm of reindeer's next store.

451
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,840
Oh, freaking cute.

452
00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,600
Oh my God.

453
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,760
I don't think they actually fly.

454
00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,440
But I mean, we can't know that for sure.

455
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:31,160
If your child they 100% fly.

456
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,160
Yeah, 1000%.

457
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,160
Obviously.

458
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,160
It's just science.

459
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160
Okay.

460
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:40,560
Well, you didn't think this would all be fun and reindeer games did you?

461
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,080
Shut the fuck up.

462
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,480
Okay.

463
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,880
This is a spooky episode.

464
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,880
Do what I told you.

465
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880
I do.

466
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880
I forgot where I was.

467
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880
I told you at the very beginning.

468
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:54,080
I found Fairbanks from all the spooky stories that they had.

469
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080
I know.

470
00:17:55,080 --> 00:18:00,560
I got, I got us really excited and warm with Christmas and Santa and then I'm going to

471
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,560
just.

472
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,920
Eviscerate the happiness.

473
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:05,920
Right away.

474
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,400
I'll leave the really bad stuff until the end.

475
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400
Okay.

476
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,400
Good job.

477
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,480
Because I think I think everyone's going to hate me at the end.

478
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,480
I'm so sorry.

479
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,120
But it brought me joy.

480
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:20,640
So honestly, it sounds like you should be.

481
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,400
I'm just over here crushing the Christmas spirit.

482
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,000
Scrooge McDuck.

483
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,520
Hey, at least I have money.

484
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520
I know.

485
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:35,160
You get the money or word and you just like, I'm like, wait, no, is Scrooge McDuck different

486
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,240
from the McDuck that has all the money?

487
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,240
No, Scrooge.

488
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,240
Because it's Ebenezer Scrooge.

489
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240
Oh, right.

490
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,240
Okay.

491
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,240
Yeah.

492
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,240
Okay.

493
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:45,240
How many McDuck's are there?

494
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,240
Oh, and no.

495
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,240
There's no way to know.

496
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,240
Okay.

497
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:50,240
Anyway, let's, let's, you're stalling.

498
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,240
I can tell.

499
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,400
I am doing no such thing.

500
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,280
Fairbanks is located in Alaska's interior.

501
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,080
It's inside of her.

502
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:05,400
North of the Denali National Park and South of the Arctic Circle.

503
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:12,680
I don't know where either of those are, but I was like, ah, Twilight, the Denali coming.

504
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,080
I know her.

505
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,080
Twilight.

506
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,080
Oh, my God.

507
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:22,320
That's the last time I'll bring up Twilight ever.

508
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320
Okay.

509
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,720
I really doubt it.

510
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:32,560
What does a mining town along the Chena River Fairbanks is the golden heart of Alaska?

511
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,240
I love it.

512
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,240
It's so cute.

513
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,240
I know.

514
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,240
Why are you about to crush it?

515
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,240
I'm not.

516
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240
Okay.

517
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240
I'm not.

518
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240
I promise.

519
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240
You're like, it's already crushed.

520
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:43,240
So it's been crushed.

521
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,240
Okay.

522
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:45,240
Done been crushed.

523
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240
Already.

524
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,440
It is a freaking gorgeous place.

525
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,440
Yeah.

526
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,480
And they have a lot of cool things to do there.

527
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,280
They have an ice museum.

528
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,280
Oh.

529
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,480
And the photo appeared to have an ice bar inside.

530
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:04,040
So like, I'm going to need you to agree to go with me here before I tell you the rest.

531
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:08,440
Also, we have someone that frequents Alaska that has been begging.

532
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,440
Oh, yeah.

533
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,440
Yes.

534
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,960
Baking to arrange some pod adventures.

535
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,960
You know who you are.

536
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,480
I want to go to Fairbanks.

537
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,480
Yeah.

538
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:23,120
I don't know what part of Alaska she typically visits, but I'm about we could do some arm twisting.

539
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,120
Yeah.

540
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,120
I don't do a pod trip, you guys.

541
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,440
I think we should do a lot of pod trips.

542
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,440
Yeah.

543
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,040
All over the place.

544
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,880
All over.

545
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:37,680
So let's start out a place that was left over from the town's Gold Rush Days.

546
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,680
Yes.

547
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,680
The pump house restaurant.

548
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,680
Oh.

549
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:48,680
The Chena pump house was built in 1933 to do like the name sounds and pull water out of

550
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:53,040
the river where they didn't want it and pump it to where they needed it for like,

551
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,040
you know, mining stuff.

552
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,040
Oh, okay.

553
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,040
Yeah.

554
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,760
So not like municipal like drinking water.

555
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,760
No, it was definitely for mining.

556
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,760
Okay.

557
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,520
They have to like, you know, take water out of places to like search for things, but they need

558
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,520
water out of other places.

559
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,520
Yeah.

560
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,000
So they have to like come up with all these pump buildings to do that job.

561
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,240
So interesting.

562
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240
Mining stuff.

563
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,240
Mining.

564
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:21,440
And in 1958, this was like a little over 20 years later.

565
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,440
And the land was sufficiently all mined up.

566
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:29,040
The building was stripped of its machinery and left sitting for another 20 years.

567
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,880
Oh, interesting.

568
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,240
Just an abandoned building.

569
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,280
Like what's the big deal?

570
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,600
What could be wrong?

571
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,240
I think it'll be fine.

572
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,040
I think it turns out fine.

573
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,720
They fixed it up to make it this super cute restaurant on the river.

574
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Okay.

575
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,720
Yeah.

576
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:47,720
That's right.

577
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,720
Okay.

578
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,720
Yeah.

579
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,420
- More. - Cool.

580
00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:54,060
- Despite it's very blue-collar origins

581
00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:57,180
and authentic antique decor.

582
00:21:57,180 --> 00:22:00,340
- Ooh. - She's got a pretty fancy pants menu.

583
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,500
- Ooh. - Ooh.

584
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,940
- And I'm just gonna casually air drop this to Caitlyn's phone,

585
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:08,180
like not for bribery purposes or anything, you know?

586
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,100
- Oh my God, you know they have good seafood.

587
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,200
(laughing)

588
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,140
I know what you're doing.

589
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,500
- I knew it. - I knew it.

590
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,980
- I knew it. - What's the first thing

591
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,140
on the menu, Caitlyn?

592
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:20,180
- Oysters on the half-shell.

593
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,500
- I was just totally, I was like,

594
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,380
what's the first thing on the menu?

595
00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:24,380
- What's the first thing?

596
00:22:24,380 --> 00:22:26,740
- And then I promptly got so excited,

597
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:29,140
I beat my microfiber sand.

598
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,460
- Oyster! - Oyster!

599
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,220
(laughing)

600
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,300
- We are losing it.

601
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:36,380
- Oh God, well don't read the second thing

602
00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:38,540
on the menu, Jesus.

603
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,580
- Oh yeah, that's kind of a bummer.

604
00:22:40,580 --> 00:22:42,580
- Reindeer sausage.

605
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:43,740
- I hear it's delicious.

606
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:45,500
- I mean, I don't think I could do it.

607
00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:47,600
- I'm sure they have like, rain deer

608
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,580
is at just die naturally, full-daged,

609
00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:52,420
and they have to do something with their body, right?

610
00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:55,100
- Those are usually not the tasty ones.

611
00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:56,020
- Oh!

612
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,500
- I eat the reindeer, I'm not gonna lie.

613
00:22:57,500 --> 00:23:00,020
It's served with a garlic baguette, fuck yeah.

614
00:23:00,020 --> 00:23:01,340
(laughing)

615
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:03,780
- Three to all, it's this fresh steamed clams

616
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:05,580
with reindeer sausage.

617
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,140
- I'm not a big clams gal.

618
00:23:07,140 --> 00:23:08,700
- I love me clams.

619
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:10,060
- And like clam chowder.

620
00:23:10,060 --> 00:23:11,460
- Anyway, if you keep scrolling down,

621
00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:14,260
there's like a really cute bear on the menu.

622
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,940
- Oh, that's a cute bear.

623
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,500
That's a real cute bear.

624
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,220
Oh, and they do have chowder, seafood chowder.

625
00:23:20,220 --> 00:23:22,780
- Oh, more than just chowder.

626
00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:23,780
- More than just chowder.

627
00:23:23,780 --> 00:23:27,500
So they are the Senator Saloon,

628
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,180
which is in this restaurant,

629
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:32,820
is the world's northernmost oyster bar.

630
00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,140
- Okay, well obviously I have to.

631
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:37,900
- Like I eat a lot of oysters whenever I can.

632
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,340
- But not the northernmost.

633
00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:40,660
- Yeah, no, not that.

634
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,300
Obviously that's bucket list.

635
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,860
(laughing)

636
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:45,020
- Well, as you can imagine,

637
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:49,060
this old historic building might have some lingering energy,

638
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:52,660
possibly from miners who worked a dangerous job

639
00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:55,860
and no doubt some lives were lost in the process.

640
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,140
- I'm sure everything was fine.

641
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:00,380
- I probably wasn't that fine.

642
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:02,580
- I don't know, that job seems pretty dangerous.

643
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:03,660
- Yeah, it's super dangerous.

644
00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:05,940
- It turns out like everything you do in Alaska

645
00:24:05,940 --> 00:24:07,620
is like world dangerous.

646
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:11,260
Walking down the street, dangerous, crabbing, dangerous.

647
00:24:11,260 --> 00:24:13,460
- Well, if you're saying, oh, you're fine.

648
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,420
One person who worked in the building

649
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,300
for a short period of time,

650
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:20,900
until they witnessed a white figure.

651
00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,020
Ah, white people.

652
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:24,740
(laughing)

653
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:25,980
It's understandable,

654
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,420
where the normally historic.

655
00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:28,260
- Yeah.

656
00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,100
(laughing)

657
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,700
- So they did this white figure

658
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:34,220
and they couldn't make out any of like its facial features

659
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:37,300
or clothing, but it was coming.

660
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,060
They say sideways through the kitchen door.

661
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,020
(gasping)

662
00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:44,500
- I don't know if they mean sideways as in like,

663
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,340
profilers.

664
00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:46,340
- Like crab walking.

665
00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:47,380
- Or sideways.

666
00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:48,580
- I don't like that.

667
00:24:48,580 --> 00:24:50,620
I don't, none of that is okay.

668
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,220
- It wasn't very specific.

669
00:24:52,220 --> 00:24:53,860
- Oh my God, you should have warned me

670
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,500
about what I needed to do with my feet.

671
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,500
- So it's my feet.

672
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,500
(laughing)

673
00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,740
- What in the hell?

674
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,500
There might be somebody crab walking right underneath

675
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,340
or does.

676
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,580
- That's interesting that you picture like crab walking

677
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:07,860
and I was just like, are they floating horizontal

678
00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,820
or are they profile?

679
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:12,500
- I mean, I'm you're being full on like.

680
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:14,020
(laughing)

681
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:16,180
- Well, that would be so much freaky.

682
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,140
- That would be freaky.

683
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,620
- I feel like he wouldn't be as calm

684
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,780
if they were crab walking.

685
00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:22,620
So I don't know if they were just like coming through

686
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,180
that like sliding through the door.

687
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:25,020
I'm not sure.

688
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:28,100
- Like levitating is like, oh, okay.

689
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:31,700
Yeah, I was prepared for a certain level of spookiness.

690
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:33,500
That seems witchy.

691
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:35,060
Am I able to get on board?

692
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,460
Maybe you teach me.

693
00:25:36,460 --> 00:25:37,860
- You made up the crab walking.

694
00:25:37,860 --> 00:25:39,900
- I said nothing about the crabs.

695
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,300
- I'm just saying.

696
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,580
- It's a king crab walking.

697
00:25:42,580 --> 00:25:43,860
- It's a king crab walking.

698
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:46,060
Well, we can eat it, okay.

699
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:47,260
- Ooh, I don't.

700
00:25:47,260 --> 00:25:50,660
- So this person and this figure ended up

701
00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:52,460
just staring at each other.

702
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,260
I don't know how he can tell.

703
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:56,420
I guess you could kind of make out a face

704
00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:58,580
if you know that it's staring at you.

705
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:59,420
- Yeah.

706
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:01,180
- Like just directly.

707
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,020
- Yeah.

708
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,300
So I guess they were staring at each other

709
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:07,140
until the only other living person in the room interrupted.

710
00:26:07,140 --> 00:26:10,580
It was the night watchman or the night man.

711
00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:11,420
If you're nasty.

712
00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:12,260
- Right.

713
00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,100
- Right.

714
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,580
(laughing)

715
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:16,820
- Oh my God.

716
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,340
- That one time I was like,

717
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:20,060
I kept saying night man and like,

718
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:21,820
totally didn't even register.

719
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:22,660
(laughing)

720
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,580
And you're like, wait, I have to stop you.

721
00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,420
This is funny.

722
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,540
You just think it's a casualty.

723
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:32,660
I was like, do you even?

724
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:33,780
It's always sunny.

725
00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,060
- I do, but I did not.

726
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,100
It didn't register at the time.

727
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:38,740
No, but now it definitely does.

728
00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:43,100
So this night man could tell that something happened

729
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,500
because he asked, you saw a ghost.

730
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:48,980
So apparently he's like, he knew what was up.

731
00:26:48,980 --> 00:26:51,660
- That's just how we roll around here.

732
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:55,100
And of course the figure disappeared from sight after that.

733
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:58,380
They went and checked the whole building.

734
00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:01,620
They secured the perimeter and no one was there.

735
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:05,980
The night man also had an interesting story

736
00:27:05,980 --> 00:27:08,340
of how he'd once fought down an intruder

737
00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,340
in the middle of the night.

738
00:27:10,340 --> 00:27:14,420
And he had him on the floor in the intruder of Vanna.

739
00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:15,260
- No.

740
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:16,100
- From underneath him.

741
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,060
- That is unacceptable.

742
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:21,860
- No, no thank you.

743
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:23,620
- He just ghosted him.

744
00:27:23,620 --> 00:27:24,900
(laughing)

745
00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,660
- Yeah, he's like, literally.

746
00:27:26,660 --> 00:27:27,820
- Why?

747
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,740
- That's the way to be like a thief.

748
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,260
If you're just like a ghost,

749
00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:33,500
'cause you could just disappear.

750
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,100
- No one can catch you.

751
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,780
- But like if you're off being a ghost,

752
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,580
doing ghost stuff, do you still care

753
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:43,540
about stealing like hour stuff?

754
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,660
- I don't know.

755
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:46,180
- Yeah, I don't know what this one,

756
00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:47,860
if this ghost wanted to steal stuff,

757
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:50,060
if he just wanted to hide in the bathroom

758
00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:51,980
and peep up women's skirts,

759
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:53,620
I don't know what he wanted me to do.

760
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:54,620
- Oh.

761
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:56,100
- Gross.

762
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,980
- You know what first I almost said,

763
00:27:57,980 --> 00:28:00,460
hang from the ceiling and look down their shirts,

764
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:02,780
but I was like, wait, that's too creepy.

765
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:03,620
- I don't know.

766
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,460
- So creepy.

767
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:06,700
- He's just fluttering around on the floor.

768
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:07,700
(laughing)

769
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,060
What did nasty ghost do?

770
00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:09,900
I don't know.

771
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:12,220
- Okay, so I can literally never

772
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:16,500
be below a ceiling or above a floor.

773
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,420
- Never.

774
00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:18,260
- Okay.

775
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,460
- You're fucked, my dude.

776
00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:22,300
- I was gonna say that's gonna be a problem.

777
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:25,340
- So I also ran into this other article

778
00:28:25,340 --> 00:28:28,300
about a local paranormal investigation team

779
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,580
who searched for a bigfoot type creature

780
00:28:30,580 --> 00:28:32,140
on Chena Pump Road.

781
00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:32,980
- Okay.

782
00:28:32,980 --> 00:28:35,100
- It's the road that this restaurant is on.

783
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:35,940
- Okay.

784
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,220
- Share remember the original name was

785
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:38,620
Chena Pump House.

786
00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,460
- Yeah.

787
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,300
- Pump House.

788
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,180
- So that's interesting.

789
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:43,460
I wonder, I don't know, 'cause it's Alaska.

790
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,020
So was it a bear or was it a bigfoot?

791
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:49,580
- Yeah, I feel like the bears are probably like,

792
00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:53,860
like our bears maybe like in Oregon and Washington,

793
00:28:53,860 --> 00:28:55,580
I feel like they're like,

794
00:28:55,580 --> 00:28:56,580
"Mmm, I'm up there."

795
00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,420
- They're a little bear.

796
00:28:57,420 --> 00:28:58,980
- And they're like little bears and you're like,

797
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,660
"Okay, we're scared of bears,

798
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,060
"but that's because we haven't seen like,

799
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,380
"braa, bear." - Like Alaska bears.

800
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:05,220
- Yeah.

801
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,340
- Like we're not fucking around bears.

802
00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,180
- Yeah.

803
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,020
- So I don't know.

804
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:11,980
- Like we eat caribou bears. (laughs)

805
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:14,260
- Well, I don't know, I hope it wasn't either one.

806
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,740
I don't know, it's better. - Yeah.

807
00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:17,220
- I don't know, it's better a bigfoot or a bear.

808
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:19,580
- I hear the bigfoot is really stinky.

809
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:21,700
- Yeah, so. - smelly guy.

810
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,660
- I feel like maybe I'd take, you know what?

811
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:26,020
Here's the thing, in any situation,

812
00:29:26,020 --> 00:29:28,100
still taking the bear. - Still taking the bear.

813
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:28,940
- Yeah.

814
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:32,180
- Yeah, 'cause Bigfoot is like partly man, I think.

815
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,020
- Yeah.

816
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,380
- And you've got like human feet.

817
00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:35,220
- Yeah.

818
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,740
- So I'm gonna give that a hard pass.

819
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,180
I don't care how big your feet are, Bigfoot.

820
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:41,380
Okay. - She does care.

821
00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:46,380
- I know I said I was a dick snob, but I'll take anything.

822
00:29:46,380 --> 00:29:48,100
Okay. (laughs)

823
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,300
Moving along.

824
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,580
So now we're going to a place that isn't very old.

825
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:55,940
It was opened in 1994, but it's still an understandably

826
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:57,780
spooky place.

827
00:29:57,780 --> 00:30:00,420
- Okay. - The Fairbanks Memorial Hospital.

828
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,740
- Oh no.

829
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:05,660
- Staff of experienced malfunctioning equipment,

830
00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:08,100
which I feel like isn't great for a hospital.

831
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,300
- No, it's not ideal.

832
00:30:10,300 --> 00:30:12,660
- Come on, go, stop trying to make more of you.

833
00:30:12,660 --> 00:30:13,820
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

834
00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:15,340
- Join us won't you?

835
00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:16,180
- No.

836
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:20,740
- Staff have also heard unexplained noises,

837
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:23,140
felt random chills and cold spots.

838
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:23,900
- Okay.

839
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:27,220
- And witness faucets turning on and off

840
00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:29,340
without the help of a living hand.

841
00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:30,180
- Okay.

842
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:34,020
- So I don't care for that.

843
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:36,300
- As someone who's actually experienced that,

844
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:41,460
like arguably verified haunted hotel,

845
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:44,580
I don't, water spirits, man.

846
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:45,660
(laughs)

847
00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:50,660
- Why did the water spirits, why are they so interested in me?

848
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:51,860
What's that about?

849
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:53,100
- What is that?

850
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,180
- It's 'cause you're too fiery

851
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:56,900
and they're trying to put out your flame.

852
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:59,340
- Some of the nurses have seen something

853
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:03,860
that I think is kind of sweet, also kind of sad.

854
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:06,380
They will sometimes see what they think are angels

855
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:08,260
when someone is close to death.

856
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,740
I think especially if it's a baby.

857
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:14,980
'Cause they, I feel like they need extra help into the.

858
00:31:14,980 --> 00:31:16,260
- Yeah, I think that would,

859
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,620
I don't even really like babies that much.

860
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:21,300
And I just feel like that would probably be my last day

861
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:24,300
nursing, probably.

862
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,420
- Oh. - If you saw an angel of death.

863
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,220
- Oh, for a baby?

864
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:31,220
Like, okay, explain that one to me.

865
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:33,500
Mr. Dick Lope.

866
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:34,340
- Yeah.

867
00:31:34,340 --> 00:31:36,420
- I don't, it's awful.

868
00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:38,740
- I don't, I'm not interested in that.

869
00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:40,860
Thank you, goodbye forever.

870
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:43,740
- But they also even hear sounds of babies crying

871
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,940
in the maternity ward or the nursery.

872
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,940
(snores)

873
00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,700
But I feel like how do you tell the difference

874
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:51,460
between a ghost baby and just like a real baby?

875
00:31:51,460 --> 00:31:52,300
- 'Cause real baby?

876
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,260
- All of the babies are sleeping

877
00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,860
and then they hear a ghost baby crying.

878
00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:59,140
But do they have, I don't know if they have cameras on them?

879
00:31:59,140 --> 00:32:00,700
How do they know one doesn't just like,

880
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,540
(snores)

881
00:32:01,540 --> 00:32:02,660
and then fall back asleep?

882
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:03,660
'Cause they do that.

883
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:06,500
- I mean, it's possible, but like, think about this.

884
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,860
- Okay, so they're looking at all the babies.

885
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,580
- Yes, picture this.

886
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:12,060
You're in the room.

887
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,900
- Okay, this room doesn't exist anymore

888
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,820
because it's not safe in hospitals to have a room

889
00:32:16,820 --> 00:32:18,900
where all the babies, you can just look at them

890
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:19,740
through a window.

891
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:20,980
- Oh, it's not safe.

892
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:21,620
- Oh, 'cause it's like,

893
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:22,460
- No, it's good.

894
00:32:22,460 --> 00:32:23,300
- No, it's good.

895
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:24,140
- Oh, it's fucking steal them.

896
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:24,980
- Yeah, okay.

897
00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:25,820
- That makes sense.

898
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:30,460
- Picture you're in what used to be like the baby viewing room.

899
00:32:30,460 --> 00:32:32,860
They walled it up, okay?

900
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:35,860
But all of the babies are still in the same room

901
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,460
and all of the babies are sleeping.

902
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:38,700
You're looking at them and you're like,

903
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,980
"Oh, you're so cute.

904
00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:41,700
You're gonna be really fucking annoying

905
00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,420
"so the next 18 years, you're parents."

906
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,260
Oh, so cute.

907
00:32:45,260 --> 00:32:46,580
Right now though.

908
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:49,020
And all of a sudden you hear crying.

909
00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:53,340
And you're like, "That one's really annoying."

910
00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:57,380
But you're like, "None of these guys."

911
00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:58,220
- Yeah.

912
00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,020
- Nope, nope, nope.

913
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,340
- But if it's another baby, just in with its mom.

914
00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:04,300
- I don't know.

915
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,900
- I assume that if these nurses are reporting it

916
00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:09,620
and saying it's weird that something weird is going on

917
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,820
'cause I feel like they know the difference.

918
00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:15,180
- Well, and generally I feel like so many people,

919
00:33:15,180 --> 00:33:18,060
specifically like if you're working in a hospital,

920
00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:20,020
like after a while, a lot of people,

921
00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:23,020
I think come to see things or hear things

922
00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:27,140
or like they have an awareness that there can be odd energy.

923
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:30,940
But a lot of those people, like they're very much more

924
00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,900
of like a scientific mind.

925
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:33,740
- Yeah.

926
00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:35,260
- They're not looking for spooky.

927
00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:38,340
So they're gonna try to explain that any other way.

928
00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,180
- Yeah.

929
00:33:39,180 --> 00:33:40,260
- Just stereotypically.

930
00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,300
There is also that thing though, like new,

931
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,860
like not new moms, just I think moms in general

932
00:33:44,860 --> 00:33:46,980
or like me when I was a nanny.

933
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:49,380
Like if you were in the bathroom or something you might hear

934
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:51,020
like the baby crying and you run out there

935
00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:52,580
and be like, "Oh my God, why is the baby crying?"

936
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,460
But it's like not actually crying.

937
00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:57,660
It's just like hearing it.

938
00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,940
- That happens to me.

939
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,580
I feel like sometimes with the dogs.

940
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,420
- Yeah.

941
00:34:01,420 --> 00:34:02,260
- Yeah.

942
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:03,580
I feel like it's just like a,

943
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:07,340
that must be like some sort of a phenomenon, right?

944
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:08,180
- Yeah.

945
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,380
So I don't know if it's that kind of thing

946
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:13,580
or if it's actually just like residual,

947
00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:15,180
I hope it's residual baby crying.

948
00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:18,740
I hope it's not like an actual baby spirit.

949
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,580
- Oh.

950
00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:22,380
- I feel like they're not connected enough to the earth

951
00:34:22,380 --> 00:34:23,860
to like be trapped here.

952
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:25,820
I feel like when it's a baby,

953
00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:29,420
it's still like kind of half in the other world, you know?

954
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:30,260
- Yeah.

955
00:34:30,260 --> 00:34:32,140
- So I feel like it's not super attached

956
00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,020
to where if it passed away it would stay.

957
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:34,860
- Yeah.

958
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:36,460
Like no, no, no, your brand new here.

959
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:38,020
Just move on to better things.

960
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:38,860
- Yeah.

961
00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,700
- Oh.

962
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,940
- Next time little one.

963
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:43,060
(baby crying)

964
00:34:43,060 --> 00:34:46,100
- That just reminded me of the Thanksgiving friends episode

965
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:51,100
because Phoebe was telling stories of like her past life.

966
00:34:51,900 --> 00:34:52,740
- Oh.

967
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,460
(laughing)

968
00:34:54,460 --> 00:34:56,460
And it's one of the things giving ones.

969
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,180
And basically she's like telling somebody,

970
00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:01,140
"Oh, you think that was a bad Thanksgiving?"

971
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:06,140
And it cuts to her where she's like a nurse giving

972
00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:08,780
like aid to people on the battlefield.

973
00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:11,780
And then all of a sudden there's like a mortar explosion

974
00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:14,060
and she's like losing an arm.

975
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:16,380
And it happens twice in the episode.

976
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:20,540
And it was just funny because then everybody goes,

977
00:35:20,540 --> 00:35:23,500
"No, Phoebe in this life."

978
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:25,180
But Joe goes, "Oh, that's so sad."

979
00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:27,860
Like I don't remember any of my past life.

980
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:28,700
So I'm so jealous.

981
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,820
And she's like, "That's because you're brand new."

982
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:32,940
- Oh, and Joey.

983
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:38,060
- Okay, we can move on to one of my other favorite locations

984
00:35:38,060 --> 00:35:38,900
for Ghosts.

985
00:35:38,900 --> 00:35:39,900
- Do you say Ferret?

986
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:40,740
- Favorite.

987
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:41,580
- Okay.

988
00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:42,420
- May Fevera.

989
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,260
- May Fevera.

990
00:35:43,260 --> 00:35:44,100
(laughing)

991
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:44,940
- May Fevera.

992
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,500
(laughing)

993
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:49,540
- One of my favorite locations for Ghosties.

994
00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:51,660
- Furchill Cemetery.

995
00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:54,420
- Yeah, it seems like you'd find something there, I guess.

996
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,380
Here you might catch a glimpse

997
00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:59,940
into the early 1900s with a fashion show

998
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,620
from a lady in white,

999
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:04,060
complete with a fancy hat,

1000
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:06,860
or a little boy and girl

1001
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:09,220
in clothing from that same era.

1002
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:10,380
Okay.

1003
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,700
People have also seen shadows or black figures

1004
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:16,420
that seem to float around the cemetery.

1005
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:17,380
- No.

1006
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,700
- But they usually say these shadows,

1007
00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:21,540
they don't have a bad vibe,

1008
00:36:21,540 --> 00:36:24,100
even though shadow people in general

1009
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:27,180
have kind of an evil vibe, these don't.

1010
00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:29,260
And they did say it was kind of small

1011
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:31,500
and seemed playful.

1012
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,340
- Oh.

1013
00:36:32,340 --> 00:36:33,980
- So it wasn't like a cat or something,

1014
00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:35,460
like a little black.

1015
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:36,900
- Oh, maybe.

1016
00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:37,740
- Yeah.

1017
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:38,620
- I was thinking though,

1018
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:42,060
like there's a lot of things that we associate.

1019
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,140
Like if you're talking about crystals,

1020
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:48,620
a lot of the darker like a black or a dark gray crystal,

1021
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,100
like it has a very protective energy.

1022
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:51,940
- Yeah.

1023
00:36:51,940 --> 00:36:55,620
- So I'm just like, you, that's you.

1024
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,780
- It could go either way,

1025
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,900
'cause you know, we've heard about shadow people before

1026
00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:01,180
that weren't great stories.

1027
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,020
- Yeah.

1028
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:02,860
- Yeah.

1029
00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:03,860
But these ones seem okay.

1030
00:37:03,860 --> 00:37:06,820
So we can go to the cemetery too and we visit

1031
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:07,940
after the oysters.

1032
00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:10,020
- After you're all lubed up on oysters,

1033
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,500
we can go to the cemetery.

1034
00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,500
- Yeah.

1035
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,620
- You guys, she is playing me like a fiddle.

1036
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:19,660
- Paranormal investigators have caught EVPs

1037
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:24,100
in the cemetery and even the photo of an apparition.

1038
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:24,940
- Hmm.

1039
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:28,700
- And I'm about to send you this photographic evidence

1040
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,460
that they caught.

1041
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,060
Air drop being,

1042
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,740
Air drop sponsors.

1043
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:36,020
(laughing)

1044
00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:38,700
- We do it all the time.

1045
00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:40,140
- We do it so often.

1046
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:41,700
(laughing)

1047
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,380
- Oh, but oh, I don't like that already.

1048
00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:45,620
I can tell.

1049
00:37:45,620 --> 00:37:47,620
No, no thank you.

1050
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,820
- Do you think this is real?

1051
00:37:49,820 --> 00:37:52,020
- I mean, that's so hard to tell.

1052
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,820
That could be like a puff of smoke.

1053
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,380
This is a very grainy photo.

1054
00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:58,380
- Someone's in their vaping.

1055
00:37:58,380 --> 00:38:00,620
- Yeah, they're in their vaping phase.

1056
00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:02,500
- But we're just gonna go off the assumption

1057
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,500
that this is real.

1058
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,820
- Oh, honestly, it could be a cloud of bugs.

1059
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:06,660
- Yeah.

1060
00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,020
- This is somewhere in Alaska.

1061
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,700
Do they have bugs there?

1062
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:11,060
- There's a two-cold.

1063
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:11,900
- Oh, bitch.

1064
00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:14,020
This time of year, everything's green.

1065
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:16,260
So yeah, they got some booze.

1066
00:38:16,260 --> 00:38:18,540
- I don't know, I thought maybe it was too cold for bugs.

1067
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,580
- Yeah, I mean, when it's cold.

1068
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:21,860
And then, you know. - That's true.

1069
00:38:21,860 --> 00:38:26,300
- They have a nice long period where it's,

1070
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,260
I mean, it's still, I would say,

1071
00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,420
even during their summer,

1072
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,340
it's like kind of a temperate climate.

1073
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:34,460
It's not like hot, not hot, hot,

1074
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:36,340
in the way that people think of like new Mexico.

1075
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:38,700
- Yeah, probably feels great.

1076
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,780
I know it's probably incredible.

1077
00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:42,500
Are we moving to Alaska?

1078
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,940
- I think we might be.

1079
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:45,780
- I'm down.

1080
00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:48,580
I'm down to live there and see how it feels.

1081
00:38:48,580 --> 00:38:50,980
- Just do like a quick little vibe check.

1082
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:51,960
- Yeah.

1083
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,500
- Next up, we have a haunted hotel.

1084
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,460
- Ooh.

1085
00:38:55,460 --> 00:39:00,060
- The Westmark Fairbanks Hotel's room, 277,

1086
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:04,060
is apparently haunted by a large man.

1087
00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,060
- No, thank you.

1088
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,620
- I would prefer the bear.

1089
00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:09,660
- I feel like I've made my feelings clear.

1090
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:10,980
- Unless you're a feeder bird.

1091
00:39:10,980 --> 00:39:12,540
- Okay, and just kidding.

1092
00:39:12,540 --> 00:39:14,060
- Bear has big teeth.

1093
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,660
I've been given to understand.

1094
00:39:15,660 --> 00:39:17,820
- You said I'm not allowed to date any bears

1095
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:19,740
because it's busy, I mean.

1096
00:39:19,740 --> 00:39:21,020
- Oh, I didn't say date.

1097
00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:24,460
I'm just saying like if you have to pick, you know.

1098
00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:27,940
- Who'd be alone in room 277 with?

1099
00:39:27,940 --> 00:39:28,780
- Yeah.

1100
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:30,300
- 'Cause you probably definitely don't want to be alone

1101
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:34,180
with this large man because he will push down

1102
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:38,140
on your bed at night and even poke your shoulders.

1103
00:39:38,140 --> 00:39:39,660
- No.

1104
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:42,100
- And this is weird and creepy.

1105
00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:45,460
He leaves evidence behind.

1106
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,940
Little finger marks in the carpet.

1107
00:39:47,940 --> 00:39:50,820
- Oh, okay, that's not what I thought you were gonna say.

1108
00:39:50,820 --> 00:39:53,420
- When you were talking about a creepy large man.

1109
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:55,420
- Leaving evidence behind.

1110
00:39:55,420 --> 00:39:57,980
- And was like like evidence evidence?

1111
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,300
Like coming, coming.

1112
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:01,420
- Oh man.

1113
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:02,260
- Okay.

1114
00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,540
- No, it just takes me back to, do you remember the scene

1115
00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,220
in Super Bad where he's like, oh yeah, no,

1116
00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,620
we're never gonna catch him.

1117
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:11,340
Yeah, no, I mean, I just, when I became a cop,

1118
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,500
I thought there was just like,

1119
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,100
"Giz all over everything."

1120
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,740
He's like, probably if he'd like jacked off

1121
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:20,340
and he'd left jizz behind, then we would catch him.

1122
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:22,780
Every criminal, just,

1123
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:25,340
I can jacking off everywhere they go.

1124
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,380
- No, please don't.

1125
00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:27,220
- No.

1126
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,060
- Please, nobody do that.

1127
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:28,900
- No, thank you.

1128
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,300
- That's a private time, private time.

1129
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,140
- Yeah.

1130
00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:33,580
- It's fine and private.

1131
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:35,940
However many times you wanna, 10 times a day,

1132
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:38,540
I don't really care, private time.

1133
00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:42,900
- I mean that sometimes that might require medical attention,

1134
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:47,020
I feel, but I mean, again, not here to.

1135
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:47,860
- Not judgeable.

1136
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:48,700
- Very young.

1137
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:49,540
- If you're in your private time.

1138
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:50,380
- Yeah.

1139
00:40:50,380 --> 00:40:51,700
- Okay.

1140
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,380
- I was just picturing though.

1141
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:56,340
So he's, I guess like leaving, like a dog,

1142
00:40:56,340 --> 00:41:00,020
like leaving like scratches in the carpet.

1143
00:41:00,020 --> 00:41:00,860
- Oh, I know.

1144
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:03,620
- But I picture him just like painstakingly trying

1145
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:04,380
to like draw patterns.

1146
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:05,860
- a Dick.

1147
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:07,300
(laughing)

1148
00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,460
- You know how many foods are.

1149
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:11,420
- shaped like Dicks? the best kinds.

1150
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:15,220
- This is a very dick heavy episode, I'm so sorry.

1151
00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:17,220
- I feel like it's really just super bad heavy.

1152
00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:19,100
I'm just, I mean, wow.

1153
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,860
I should probably have a more current reference, but.

1154
00:41:21,860 --> 00:41:22,860
- Yeah.

1155
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:26,500
- I, listen, if they get better in more current movies.

1156
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,420
- If they stick in my head, they stick in my head.

1157
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:31,780
I, I can't control how old I was when they stuck in my head.

1158
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:32,620
- Okay.

1159
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,460
- Yeah.

1160
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,940
- Well, speaking of Dicks, next we're swinging by

1161
00:41:37,940 --> 00:41:40,300
the Reflections Nightclub.

1162
00:41:40,300 --> 00:41:43,780
Do you love me or do you love me?

1163
00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,300
- We're swinging by.

1164
00:41:45,300 --> 00:41:46,900
(laughing)

1165
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,860
- So the Reflections Nightclub,

1166
00:41:49,860 --> 00:41:51,500
so obviously it's a strip club.

1167
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,740
- Oh, is that what it is?

1168
00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,580
- It is.

1169
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:55,900
- That's what it is.

1170
00:41:55,900 --> 00:41:56,740
- Okay.

1171
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:59,220
- Nightclub, I think, usually does that imply?

1172
00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:02,660
- I feel like Nightclub implies that it might be like

1173
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:07,100
sort of a bar, dancing, like a nightclub.

1174
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:07,940
I feel like.

1175
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,780
- Okay, I don't know.

1176
00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,700
I thought that was called the Clurb.

1177
00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,540
- The Clurb.

1178
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:12,660
- Am I wrong?

1179
00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:14,900
- Well, I mean, there's all kinds of different clubs,

1180
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,140
but like a nightclub.

1181
00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:17,420
- I guess I didn't know.

1182
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:18,700
- But this is a strip club.

1183
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:19,860
- Okay.

1184
00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:20,700
Here's the thing.

1185
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:22,460
That's what it is and that's what it's called.

1186
00:42:22,460 --> 00:42:23,900
- It is, yes.

1187
00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,620
- And the performers there have seen another man.

1188
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:29,100
- A tall man on the stage.

1189
00:42:29,100 --> 00:42:32,140
- You don't say a man in this establishment?

1190
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:34,580
- And this is a strip club.

1191
00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:35,580
(laughing)

1192
00:42:35,580 --> 00:42:40,580
- Do you see a tall man on stage wearing red pants

1193
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:42,420
in a white shirt?

1194
00:42:42,420 --> 00:42:44,460
And I'm like, wait a minute, Santa?

1195
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,100
- Sexy Santa?

1196
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,980
To be a firefighter?

1197
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:49,420
- Could be.

1198
00:42:49,420 --> 00:42:52,220
But when they approach this man who's on stage,

1199
00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:55,220
no doubt to tell him to like get the fuck off the stage.

1200
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,460
- He's saying I find what are you doing here?

1201
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:58,260
This is not a male strip club.

1202
00:42:58,260 --> 00:42:59,100
- Yeah.

1203
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:02,100
- We don't want your sexy rock hard butt.

1204
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:05,380
- and swinging dong-a-long.

1205
00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:06,780
(laughing)

1206
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,380
On our stage.

1207
00:43:08,380 --> 00:43:09,900
- dong-a-long.

1208
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:11,980
- In the tight red pants.

1209
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,340
- I don't know if they're tight.

1210
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:16,220
But he just, oh, I made this joke later.

1211
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:17,660
He ghosts them.

1212
00:43:17,660 --> 00:43:21,420
He just vanishes, disappears off the stage,

1213
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,260
right in front of their eyes.

1214
00:43:23,260 --> 00:43:24,220
- Okay.

1215
00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:26,340
- He also lurks around in the shadows,

1216
00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:29,820
watching them close down the club for the morning.

1217
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,420
'Cause I assume they close in the morning.

1218
00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,580
- Oh, that's so creepy.

1219
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:37,860
- But I'm like, I don't know, maybe he's just watching over them.

1220
00:43:37,860 --> 00:43:40,580
- He's like, well, I don't know what's the vibe.

1221
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:43,220
Is the vibe like, I'm watching you like,

1222
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:44,740
oh, scrub that.

1223
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:47,300
- Or like a stripper angel, like just protecting.

1224
00:43:47,300 --> 00:43:48,140
- Yeah.

1225
00:43:48,140 --> 00:43:50,700
- Like he's like a previous like, bouncer or something.

1226
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:51,540
- Yeah.

1227
00:43:51,540 --> 00:43:52,380
- Who's like, just still looking out.

1228
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:56,820
'Cause he's like, yo, I know these men be trash.

1229
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,180
- What's with these red pants?

1230
00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,300
Like red pants are not.

1231
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,620
- Red pants.

1232
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,460
- Yeah.

1233
00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:03,580
- Something I see a lot of people wearing.

1234
00:44:03,580 --> 00:44:05,940
- No, but you know what, actually.

1235
00:44:05,940 --> 00:44:09,820
Okay. - Are they sweat pants?

1236
00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,060
- Oh, they might be.

1237
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,140
They might be.

1238
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:15,940
No, I just, I just listened to a story

1239
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:20,460
about a guy in Florida who wore all red.

1240
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,460
- Okay.

1241
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,620
- He was a fireman.

1242
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:29,900
Pain in his whole house red, had red carpet.

1243
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,180
So he liked the color red.

1244
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:33,380
- He really liked red, okay.

1245
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:38,820
He had like a really shmancy sports car and stuff.

1246
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:42,460
And it was like, hey bro, how are you affording this?

1247
00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:46,380
I'm like, you know, a public servant salary.

1248
00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:47,860
Well, he was in Florida.

1249
00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:50,820
- Oh, he was a Florida man.

1250
00:44:50,820 --> 00:44:52,140
- He was a Florida man.

1251
00:44:52,140 --> 00:44:53,540
- Oh, yeah.

1252
00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:56,100
- So he was of course a cocaine man.

1253
00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:58,340
- Oh, wow.

1254
00:44:58,340 --> 00:45:00,420
- Okay, and a fireman.

1255
00:45:00,420 --> 00:45:03,460
- Yeah. - Very, very interesting combo.

1256
00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:06,260
He has disappeared.

1257
00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:11,860
The FBI was on to him for like nine years.

1258
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:13,180
He disappeared.

1259
00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:16,180
It's not been seen or heard from ever since.

1260
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:18,140
- Did he go to Alaska?

1261
00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,260
Could be.

1262
00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:22,900
- Who else is wearing red pants?

1263
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:24,340
- That's so weird.

1264
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,940
I was saying, I don't know.

1265
00:45:25,940 --> 00:45:27,300
I don't know.

1266
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:30,900
I was kind of also picturing like a red track suit

1267
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:32,420
that you just took your jacket off, you know,

1268
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,180
and then you have a white shirt underneath.

1269
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:36,300
- What is it when you stop talking about my track suit?

1270
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,300
- Track suit.

1271
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,620
- It's just the lure.

1272
00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:41,260
- Now you gotta get a red one.

1273
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,740
Who is a coral one?

1274
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:43,900
Was it like Eminem?

1275
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,460
Who like wears a red track suit?

1276
00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:46,860
Okay. - Yeah, a lot of rappers.

1277
00:45:46,860 --> 00:45:47,740
- No, he's not dead.

1278
00:45:47,740 --> 00:45:48,580
Okay. - Yeah.

1279
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:49,740
- I was like, is it?

1280
00:45:49,740 --> 00:45:54,300
- Yeah, I could see him being a strip club in his afterlife.

1281
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:56,500
- Yeah, I mean, that would make sense.

1282
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:59,940
- Maybe it is him because all time is happening all at once

1283
00:45:59,940 --> 00:46:01,260
and I answered my own question

1284
00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:03,460
in the beginning of this episode.

1285
00:46:03,460 --> 00:46:06,820
Okay, I had to give you that really fun one before I end

1286
00:46:06,820 --> 00:46:08,180
on something that.

1287
00:46:08,180 --> 00:46:09,780
- Damn it.

1288
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:13,220
- I think you and probably a lot of other people

1289
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:15,260
are gonna hate me for.

1290
00:46:15,260 --> 00:46:17,660
- Great. - I'm really excited about it.

1291
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:18,500
- Okay.

1292
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,860
- I've been like looking for an excuse

1293
00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:22,020
to talk about these things

1294
00:46:22,020 --> 00:46:25,900
and I cannot even believe that I stumbled upon this.

1295
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:26,980
- Okay.

1296
00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:30,020
- One summer day in Fairbanks, Alaska,

1297
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:33,180
multiple people got a very unusual

1298
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:36,020
and terrifying surprise.

1299
00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:41,020
Live lampreys were falling from the sky.

1300
00:46:41,020 --> 00:46:44,580
Landing in normal every day,

1301
00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:47,300
non-threatening places like the frift store

1302
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:49,500
or your front yard.

1303
00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,100
People were really freaked out

1304
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,860
because these things aren't normally seen

1305
00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:57,540
unless you're like Cassie and you go to your local zoo

1306
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,740
and stare at them all the time.

1307
00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:01,620
- I don't know if I like it.

1308
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,020
- I just hate it.

1309
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:04,740
- Yeah, I just, oh God,

1310
00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:07,620
and I shouldn't show you guys my roots right now.

1311
00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:08,780
It's not cute.

1312
00:47:08,780 --> 00:47:09,620
- So don't Google.

1313
00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:11,380
Do you know what a lamprey looks like?

1314
00:47:11,380 --> 00:47:12,620
- I'm not sure.

1315
00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,020
- Okay, don't Google it.

1316
00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:14,860
- Why?

1317
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:15,700
What do they look like?

1318
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:16,940
- Let me explain it to you.

1319
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:18,340
- Now I need to know.

1320
00:47:18,340 --> 00:47:19,700
- Let me explain it to you first.

1321
00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:20,700
- Oh, I had to.

1322
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:21,940
- And then you can,

1323
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:23,500
and then I'll send you pictures.

1324
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:25,340
(laughs)

1325
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:27,060
- Maybe I don't want pictures.

1326
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,580
Okay, describe it first.

1327
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:29,500
- Okay, I'm doing it.

1328
00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,100
You're gonna see pictures.

1329
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,780
Let me just go off real quick.

1330
00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,980
So I remember the last time I was at the zoo,

1331
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:38,100
I was really, really happy because they have like

1332
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:40,340
a tank of lampreys usually there.

1333
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:43,140
But the last time I had gone, they weren't there.

1334
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,740
I was really upset.

1335
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,140
But then they got them back.

1336
00:47:46,140 --> 00:47:48,100
They had like a tank full of them.

1337
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:48,940
- Okay.

1338
00:47:48,940 --> 00:47:49,780
- So it was so excited.

1339
00:47:49,780 --> 00:47:51,580
And they had those big like,

1340
00:47:51,580 --> 00:47:52,740
like posterboard things,

1341
00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:54,260
you know where you stick your face in the hole

1342
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,700
and you take a picture.

1343
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:56,860
So I did that.

1344
00:47:56,860 --> 00:47:58,780
(laughs)

1345
00:47:58,780 --> 00:47:59,620
- Okay.

1346
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,140
- So I have a lot of fun pictures.

1347
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:02,380
(laughs)

1348
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,980
So in case you didn't know what these things look like.

1349
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:05,820
- What?

1350
00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:07,500
- What beauties they are.

1351
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:09,980
They are fish.

1352
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:10,820
- I think.

1353
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:13,300
- But they look similar to snakes or eels.

1354
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,620
They look really similar to eels.

1355
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:16,100
- I have already out.

1356
00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,860
- They can be up to about 15 inches long.

1357
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:20,340
- No, that's too long.

1358
00:48:20,340 --> 00:48:24,700
- They have no scales or fins or jaws.

1359
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:27,980
Their mouths are circular suction cups.

1360
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:32,980
Full of multiple rows of sharp little teethies.

1361
00:48:32,980 --> 00:48:34,980
- What the fuck?

1362
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,020
This is like, why?

1363
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:38,500
Why did we make this?

1364
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,340
- They're like really old fish.

1365
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:43,420
- Yeah, that's a fucking dinosaur.

1366
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:46,540
- Basically like a nightmare a sore.

1367
00:48:46,540 --> 00:48:49,820
They are a beautiful nightmare you guys.

1368
00:48:49,820 --> 00:48:51,300
- No.

1369
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:53,060
They are parasitic.

1370
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:58,060
So they use that horrifying mouth to latch on to larger fish.

1371
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,100
- And basically.

1372
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:03,260
- Basically suck their blood.

1373
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,940
So they're also known as vampire fish.

1374
00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:08,740
- I know it.

1375
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,420
And I brought up Twilight earlier.

1376
00:49:10,420 --> 00:49:11,700
I didn't even put that together.

1377
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:12,540
- You crazy.

1378
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:14,060
(laughs)

1379
00:49:14,060 --> 00:49:15,580
- Everything's connected.

1380
00:49:15,580 --> 00:49:18,340
- Okay, I think I do know what these are.

1381
00:49:18,340 --> 00:49:22,420
I probably suck you a picture because I was so excited.

1382
00:49:22,420 --> 00:49:23,980
I think I posted it on her.

1383
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:26,660
- I really don't want it.

1384
00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:29,340
- I think I posted them on our story before too.

1385
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:30,660
- Okay.

1386
00:49:30,660 --> 00:49:35,660
- So fun fact, their tongue is also full of sharp teeth.

1387
00:49:35,660 --> 00:49:37,140
What the fuck?

1388
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,540
So they use that to like make deeper wounds.

1389
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:41,580
- No.

1390
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:44,860
- That they eat from and they can even burrow their tongues

1391
00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:47,540
into like the stomach of another animal

1392
00:49:47,540 --> 00:49:49,500
and eat what they eat.

1393
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:52,100
Oh my God, that's so disgusting.

1394
00:49:52,100 --> 00:49:53,620
Oh my God.

1395
00:49:53,620 --> 00:49:55,580
- That's so fucking foul.

1396
00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:57,340
(laughs)

1397
00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:58,180
- I'm sorry.

1398
00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:00,340
- Oh, that sounds like a great weight loss plan.

1399
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:01,340
- That's what I was saying.

1400
00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:03,740
I was like, can I just attach a little lamprey to my tummy

1401
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,580
and it can just be brubble.

1402
00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:07,340
You know, my food for me?

1403
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:09,180
- Yeah.

1404
00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,420
- I can name it.

1405
00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:12,020
- Get all that turkey George.

1406
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,940
(laughs)

1407
00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,460
- Okay, we might have stumbled onto something here.

1408
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:19,060
Is this a billion dollar idea?

1409
00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:20,100
- It might be.

1410
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,220
Let's go grow some lampreys.

1411
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:24,420
- We'll have a lamprey hatchery.

1412
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:26,260
- No, no.

1413
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:29,460
- Lampries do spawn in the China River.

1414
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:33,300
So they think that seagulls were catching them

1415
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,260
and then just dropping them around town

1416
00:50:35,260 --> 00:50:36,260
because they're so slippery.

1417
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:37,100
- Yeah, 'cause they're like,

1418
00:50:37,100 --> 00:50:39,260
"What is this hideous fucking monster?"

1419
00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:40,100
- Yeah.

1420
00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:40,940
- I wonder if it did try to bite them,

1421
00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:43,660
but they're also really slippery and like slithery

1422
00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,500
and squirmy.

1423
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,100
- Yeah, I feel like that's for the best.

1424
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:47,660
- Drop that bitch.

1425
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:49,140
- Drop it into your lawn though.

1426
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:50,900
Can you imagine?

1427
00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:51,740
- No.

1428
00:50:51,740 --> 00:50:54,460
- Finding one of these things just like on the street.

1429
00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:55,620
- No.

1430
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,060
- No, no I cannot.

1431
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,220
- Oh my God.

1432
00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,140
- I don't, I don't want to imagine.

1433
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,980
I will not imagine.

1434
00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:02,820
I shan't.

1435
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,900
- She will.

1436
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,060
- I simply can't.

1437
00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:07,020
- Okay, I'm gonna send you these pictures.

1438
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:08,340
They're really cute. - Cute too.

1439
00:51:08,340 --> 00:51:09,180
- Yes.

1440
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:10,020
- Okay.

1441
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:14,380
I can tell already it's a lot worse than what I thought.

1442
00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:18,740
- Okay, I wasn't picturing this exactly.

1443
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:20,900
Oh my God, they're so disgusting.

1444
00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:23,340
- They're so cool.

1445
00:51:23,340 --> 00:51:25,820
- They do look like a vampire.

1446
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:28,620
Okay, this last one, that's awesome.

1447
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:29,540
(laughs)

1448
00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:32,940
Me and the cardboard cutout of the,

1449
00:51:32,940 --> 00:51:35,420
yeah, so you stick your face in the middle

1450
00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:39,140
of the mouth of the lamprey.

1451
00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:39,980
- I got it.

1452
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:42,100
- What is wrong with these?

1453
00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,300
- When I tell you, I fucking screamed

1454
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,580
when I saw Fairbanks,

1455
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:49,660
and it said vampire fish falling from the sky,

1456
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,980
and I was like, "The fuck is that?"

1457
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,780
And I saw it with the lamprey, and I was like,

1458
00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:54,740
"No way."

1459
00:51:54,740 --> 00:51:56,660
These are one of my favorite things,

1460
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,140
and I have to find a way to talk about them on the podcast,

1461
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:00,420
and I finally did.

1462
00:52:00,420 --> 00:52:03,620
- That's so lucky.

1463
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:08,300
- So are you ready to move to Fairbanks Alaska with me?

1464
00:52:08,300 --> 00:52:12,620
- How often do they have those things falling from the sky?

1465
00:52:12,620 --> 00:52:16,100
- So it's only been reported on ones that I saw,

1466
00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:18,260
and there was only four of them around town.

1467
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:23,260
So it's not like there was a whole reign of lamprey.

1468
00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:25,940
- That still seems like probably four too many.

1469
00:52:25,940 --> 00:52:31,340
If I'm being honest, that's too many.

1470
00:52:31,340 --> 00:52:33,860
- The only way to know is just to move there and find out.

1471
00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:36,620
- Okay.

1472
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:39,140
- I five moves there and never saw a lamprey on my lawn.

1473
00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,660
I would be pissed though.

1474
00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:44,140
I feel like there's a really good chance

1475
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:49,140
that you would not have falling lamprey.

1476
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:55,020
Just falling from the sky and landing on your lawn.

1477
00:52:55,020 --> 00:52:56,060
- God damn goals.

1478
00:52:56,060 --> 00:52:58,580
- Eat your food, goals.

1479
00:52:58,580 --> 00:53:01,140
- Eat your food, Tina.

1480
00:53:01,140 --> 00:53:01,980
- Goal.

1481
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:03,820
- Tots.

1482
00:53:03,820 --> 00:53:07,140
- What is that? Tina you fat lard?

1483
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:08,180
- Yes.

1484
00:53:08,180 --> 00:53:09,460
That's not nice.

1485
00:53:09,460 --> 00:53:10,300
- But it's an animal.

1486
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:11,140
- Tina.

1487
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,420
- Oh my, okay.

1488
00:53:13,420 --> 00:53:15,860
- Well, should we do some tarot?

1489
00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,140
- Yeah, probably.

1490
00:53:17,140 --> 00:53:19,340
- Are you ready to leave the topic?

1491
00:53:19,340 --> 00:53:20,460
- Yeah, uh-huh.

1492
00:53:20,460 --> 00:53:21,540
- We'll see if it's forever.

1493
00:53:21,540 --> 00:53:24,220
If I find another lamprey story, I'm telling it.

1494
00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:30,780
- I just like how many lamprey stories could there be?

1495
00:53:30,780 --> 00:53:32,260
- I'll find more you guys.

1496
00:53:32,260 --> 00:53:33,580
- You guys tell me.

1497
00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:37,020
- Let's start a lamprey fan club.

1498
00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:38,860
Who's joining it with me?

1499
00:53:38,860 --> 00:53:41,460
- That's a separate podcast.

1500
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:44,540
- All the lamprey's all the time.

1501
00:53:44,540 --> 00:53:45,620
- Oh my God.

1502
00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:46,460
No.

1503
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:50,460
- I come home with a tank of them.

1504
00:53:50,460 --> 00:53:51,460
- Yeah.

1505
00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:52,860
- I talk like I live with you.

1506
00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:54,420
- I come home with a tank of them.

1507
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:55,260
- Yeah.

1508
00:53:55,260 --> 00:53:56,940
- You're like, I'm just gonna put these in the pot lab.

1509
00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:58,180
- I live in the pot lab now.

1510
00:53:58,180 --> 00:53:59,300
I'll be your mind.

1511
00:53:59,300 --> 00:54:00,500
- He thinks, man.

1512
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,780
Feed him every hour.

1513
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:02,620
He'll be by.

1514
00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:04,820
- You've to touch him here.

1515
00:54:04,820 --> 00:54:05,660
It's time.

1516
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:08,820
- All right, let's do some tarot.

1517
00:54:08,820 --> 00:54:09,660
- Let's do it.

1518
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:17,300
Cassie is spreading out the deck.

1519
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:19,540
- She's spreading that deck.

1520
00:54:19,540 --> 00:54:21,020
- Ooh.

1521
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:21,860
What is it?

1522
00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:25,580
Ooh, you just made that comment about,

1523
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:27,420
can you get me Christmas lights?

1524
00:54:27,420 --> 00:54:31,380
- We drew the sun card.

1525
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,300
- Really?

1526
00:54:32,300 --> 00:54:33,140
- Yes.

1527
00:54:33,140 --> 00:54:36,180
And it is on the card, I'm using my nightmare

1528
00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,740
before Christmas deck.

1529
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:40,740
So it's the one where Jack is in Christmas town

1530
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,300
and he's holding the lights in his eyeball sockets

1531
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:46,060
and he's just mesmerized by Christmas.

1532
00:54:46,060 --> 00:54:46,900
- Wow.

1533
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:50,740
Okay, so this is oddly appropriate for

1534
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:54,300
sort of a Christmasy themed episode.

1535
00:54:54,300 --> 00:54:55,140
- Yeah.

1536
00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:59,420
- All right, so our key words are happiness, success,

1537
00:54:59,420 --> 00:55:03,780
pleasure, self-expression, clarity and vitality.

1538
00:55:03,780 --> 00:55:06,060
Just currently everything that I'm lacking.

1539
00:55:06,060 --> 00:55:08,020
(laughing)

1540
00:55:08,020 --> 00:55:12,500
The sun card features a blazing sun, sometimes with a face,

1541
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:16,660
sun beams rating out from it, radiating, radiating.

1542
00:55:16,660 --> 00:55:17,500
- Radiating?

1543
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:20,660
- Radiating, radiating, out from it.

1544
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:23,300
Beneath the sun in the writer wait Smith deck,

1545
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:27,300
a smiling nude child rides a white horse.

1546
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:31,220
Some deck show two children with their arms around each other.

1547
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,060
- No.

1548
00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:35,140
- Other decks picture a couple holding hands.

1549
00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:36,180
- Romantic.

1550
00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:37,220
- So Christmasy.

1551
00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:38,180
- Yeah.

1552
00:55:38,180 --> 00:55:40,540
- The sun rules the zodiac sign Leo,

1553
00:55:40,540 --> 00:55:42,620
which astrologers link with children,

1554
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:45,020
pleasure and creativity.

1555
00:55:45,020 --> 00:55:47,340
I can only vouch for some of those.

1556
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,700
(laughing)

1557
00:55:48,700 --> 00:55:49,820
Creativity for sure.

1558
00:55:49,820 --> 00:55:50,660
- Yeah.

1559
00:55:50,660 --> 00:55:51,500
(laughing)

1560
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,260
- The sun card represents life itself.

1561
00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:57,420
For the sun gives life to everything on earth.

1562
00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,660
One of the most joyful cards in the tarot,

1563
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:03,220
it signifies vitality, confidence, achievement,

1564
00:56:03,220 --> 00:56:06,580
attainment and success in all endeavors.

1565
00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,100
We do have an extra excerpt,

1566
00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,340
and this is the part that I just glam sat

1567
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,500
and said, "Oh, Christmasy."

1568
00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,020
- Ooh!

1569
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,860
- Each day comes bearing its gifts,

1570
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:17,540
untie the ribbons.

1571
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,820
- Oh, like Santa Claus gives you gifts.

1572
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:20,980
- Just like Santa.

1573
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:25,380
The sun brightens any negative cards in a reading,

1574
00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:28,340
no matter where it appears in the spread.

1575
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:29,940
Just like me.

1576
00:56:29,940 --> 00:56:32,700
- Does it brighten the vampire fish?

1577
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:37,700
- Situation or the ghost haunting me.

1578
00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:38,500
- I don't know.

1579
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,340
- I think so.

1580
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,980
There was a bright side to that.

1581
00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:41,820
- I get it.

1582
00:56:41,820 --> 00:56:43,020
- I got to talk about it on my podcast.

1583
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:44,180
- Yeah.

1584
00:56:44,180 --> 00:56:45,020
(laughing)

1585
00:56:45,020 --> 00:56:45,860
- Yay.

1586
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:47,740
(laughing)

1587
00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:50,180
- Its influence is always beneficial.

1588
00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:53,820
A new day is dawning and you're glad to be alive.

1589
00:56:53,820 --> 00:56:57,620
I feel like this is a direct attack on me right now.

1590
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:58,460
(laughing)

1591
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:01,060
- I mean the lamprey's died, so.

1592
00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:03,700
- I know and I feel like I'm kind of slowly dying

1593
00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:05,940
a little bit right now, so here we go.

1594
00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:07,660
- I thought that would make you feel better.

1595
00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:10,500
- You lived, they died.

1596
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:14,500
- Yeah, I mean that does feel like some sort of justice.

1597
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,340
- I guess.

1598
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,180
- I don't know.

1599
00:57:16,180 --> 00:57:18,460
- Yeah, well that's all we can do.

1600
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:21,380
Whatever your question, the answer is positive.

1601
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:24,140
For creative people, the sun can indicate a time

1602
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:27,940
of increased inspiration and productivity.

1603
00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:32,940
- I feel like I'm being directly trolled at this moment.

1604
00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:35,300
But how productive is Santa?

1605
00:57:35,300 --> 00:57:37,580
- He's so productive.

1606
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:42,580
Like the efficiency is, I mean it's flawless, it's floralists.

1607
00:57:42,580 --> 00:57:46,620
Whatever you undertake at this time is likely to prosper.

1608
00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:48,740
For the sun is shining on you.

1609
00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:50,780
This is a good time to start new projects

1610
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:52,780
and expand your horizons.

1611
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:55,020
It's your day in the sun.

1612
00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:56,180
Aw.

1613
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:58,900
In a reading about money, you may receive rewards

1614
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,260
for your work or talent.

1615
00:58:01,260 --> 00:58:04,420
Investments and business ventures pay off.

1616
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:05,980
Opportunities abound.

1617
00:58:05,980 --> 00:58:09,020
For creative people, this card suggests you'll benefit

1618
00:58:09,020 --> 00:58:11,660
financially from your artistic endeavors.

1619
00:58:11,660 --> 00:58:14,420
Maybe it knows we just got some new subscribers

1620
00:58:14,420 --> 00:58:16,420
and an upgrade on Patreon.

1621
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,540
- This isn't about us, okay.

1622
00:58:18,540 --> 00:58:20,860
- I mean it's like a little about us.

1623
00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,460
If the reading is about your job,

1624
00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:25,740
the sun marks a period of prosperity, enthusiasm,

1625
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:29,700
honors, public recognition and attainment.

1626
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,580
So I have no idea who that's about.

1627
00:58:31,580 --> 00:58:33,820
But it's gotta be clearly from the story.

1628
00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:37,340
- Yeah, it's about, his name is Khan.

1629
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:41,860
I'm trying Miller, Con Miller who built the Santa Claus house.

1630
00:58:41,860 --> 00:58:42,700
- Yes.

1631
00:58:42,700 --> 00:58:45,780
- So his trade business was like booming

1632
00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:48,980
and then he made his own trade house

1633
00:58:48,980 --> 00:58:50,940
which ended up being Santa Claus house.

1634
00:58:50,940 --> 00:58:52,500
- We love that for him.

1635
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:56,100
I feel like he just kept rolling like a snowball.

1636
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:58,980
You know, just kept rolling in the dough.

1637
00:58:58,980 --> 00:59:00,260
- I love the metaphor.

1638
00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:03,500
And now he gets paid to write Santa letters.

1639
00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,980
- The dream, seriously.

1640
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:08,100
- You feel confident in your abilities

1641
00:59:08,100 --> 00:59:11,660
and attract opportunities to show the world what you can do.

1642
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:14,780
Step into the spotlight, it's your time to shine.

1643
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:16,260
- And like he didn't even try.

1644
00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:17,380
It just like-- - It's true, yeah.

1645
00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:19,300
- Kind of all just like happened.

1646
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:22,940
- Yeah, by him just doing what he loved and being himself.

1647
00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:24,620
- Oh, yeah.

1648
00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:26,260
So sweet. - It is sweet.

1649
00:59:26,260 --> 00:59:28,580
- It does remind me of us.

1650
00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:29,500
(laughing)

1651
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:30,820
- Well, that, well, that.

1652
00:59:30,820 --> 00:59:36,020
- Okay, I feel like this is maybe also about Con.

1653
00:59:36,020 --> 00:59:38,380
In a reading about love, the sun represents

1654
00:59:38,380 --> 00:59:40,500
a happy pleasurable relationship

1655
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,300
in which you feel content and comfortable.

1656
00:59:44,300 --> 00:59:46,220
You and your partner inspire each other

1657
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:47,980
and enjoy being together.

1658
00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:49,820
If you're looking for love, this card

1659
00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:52,660
can herald a bright and beautiful romance.

1660
00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:53,780
Con and Nellie.

1661
00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:56,340
- Yeah. - And then Nellie was the post mistress!

1662
00:59:56,340 --> 00:59:58,420
and the marriage-- - Post mistress.

1663
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,780
- Oh, and she did the marriages too.

1664
01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:03,060
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's right.

1665
01:00:03,060 --> 01:00:04,500
- My gosh.

1666
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,140
- Oh, this is interesting.

1667
01:00:06,140 --> 01:00:08,740
Okay, and there's another extra excerpt.

1668
01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:10,340
The Sun King.

1669
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,980
Pagan mythology describes the apparent passage

1670
01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:15,100
of the sun through the heavens each year

1671
01:00:15,100 --> 01:00:18,500
as the journey of the sun king.

1672
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,980
Who drives his bright chariot across the sky.

1673
01:00:20,980 --> 01:00:22,900
Literally, you guys say-- - Santa.

1674
01:00:22,900 --> 01:00:24,620
Santa is the sun king.

1675
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:25,980
- Just say.

1676
01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:28,300
- Revolutionary. - Yes.

1677
01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:30,180
In pre-Christian Europe and Britain,

1678
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:33,820
the winter solstice celebrated the sun king's birth.

1679
01:00:33,820 --> 01:00:36,460
This beloved deity brought light into the world

1680
01:00:36,460 --> 01:00:38,100
during the darkest time of all.

1681
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,420
Like winter time?

1682
01:00:39,420 --> 01:00:40,820
- Yeah. - Winter solstice

1683
01:00:40,820 --> 01:00:43,460
is like celebrating the return of the sun.

1684
01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:47,620
- Wow. - This is like so connected and crazy.

1685
01:00:47,620 --> 01:00:50,180
- I know, you don't really expect the sun card

1686
01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:54,500
to really tie to Christmas so much, but there it is.

1687
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,340
- There you have it.

1688
01:00:55,340 --> 01:00:58,780
- Since the Christian's stole Christmas from the Pagans

1689
01:00:58,780 --> 01:01:00,460
and then they mentioned the Pagans

1690
01:01:00,460 --> 01:01:02,060
and the winter solstice. - It's a whole dance day.

1691
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:04,460
- And wow, that was cool.

1692
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:05,740
- And I like it.

1693
01:01:05,740 --> 01:01:06,900
- I really liked that.

1694
01:01:06,900 --> 01:01:07,820
- It's fun.

1695
01:01:07,820 --> 01:01:08,940
- I was also thinking too.

1696
01:01:08,940 --> 01:01:10,100
I did mention it.

1697
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:15,100
The photo on the card was Jack Skellington in Christmas land.

1698
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,820
So that was pretty cool.

1699
01:01:17,820 --> 01:01:21,700
Because he was like in the Christmas land, in the card.

1700
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:23,580
We talked about the North Pole.

1701
01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:26,060
It's basically where Jack Skellington went.

1702
01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:28,060
I mean, it's like, ���Christmas land."

1703
01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:29,060
(laughing)

1704
01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,340
Oh, I love that.

1705
01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:31,780
That was perfect.

1706
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:33,180
I wanted to see if there was something

1707
01:01:33,180 --> 01:01:35,500
in the little interpretation book.

1708
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:38,340
When cloudy skies pass, the sun comes out.

1709
01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:41,340
Shining warmth and happiness on everyone's lives.

1710
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:43,100
The excitement, renewed energy,

1711
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:46,700
enjoy Jack experience when he discovers Christmas town.

1712
01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:50,340
Perfectly embody the energy of the sun, tarot card.

1713
01:01:50,340 --> 01:01:51,780
(laughing)

1714
01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:54,340
Upright, which is how we drew it in the app, right?

1715
01:01:54,340 --> 01:01:56,220
If you've been sad or troubled lately,

1716
01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:58,140
the sun is a sign you're about to feel

1717
01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:00,780
a very positive shift in your life.

1718
01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:04,460
Use this rejuvenating energy to reconnect

1719
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:08,060
with good friends, enjoy yourself, and enjoy yourself.

1720
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:09,980
It's the little words I always say.

1721
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:11,020
Yeah, yeah.

1722
01:02:11,020 --> 01:02:13,580
There's so much enthusiasm in this card.

1723
01:02:13,580 --> 01:02:15,340
It signifies a powerful time

1724
01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:17,940
for inspired brands storming.

1725
01:02:17,940 --> 01:02:20,180
(laughing)

1726
01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:21,340
Yeah, I think we could say this

1727
01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:23,140
is a little bit about us too.

1728
01:02:23,140 --> 01:02:24,900
Okay, well, it's fucking better be.

1729
01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:25,740
(laughing)

1730
01:02:25,740 --> 01:02:27,260
I know, I've been feeling it.

1731
01:02:27,260 --> 01:02:28,140
You've been feeling it.

1732
01:02:28,140 --> 01:02:30,740
A lot of people haven't been feeling it.

1733
01:02:30,740 --> 01:02:32,140
And I was thinking the other day,

1734
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:35,460
I just want something to reinvigorate,

1735
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,820
re-inspire, reignite, something in me.

1736
01:02:39,820 --> 01:02:42,420
Yeah, I feel like it's coming.

1737
01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:43,540
The card's out, so.

1738
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:45,460
Yeah, let's hope so.

1739
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:48,460
(laughing)

1740
01:02:48,460 --> 01:02:49,580
Help us.

1741
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:50,900
I've got hostage eyes,

1742
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:53,340
'cause I feel like a hostage on this plane.

1743
01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:55,140
You're gonna make them think I'm holding you hostage.

1744
01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:57,700
Not you, I just feel like a hostage on this plane.

1745
01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:59,860
'Cause it's clearly not the,

1746
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:02,540
it's not my higher form of existence right now.

1747
01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:05,900
Whatever that looks like, let's get to woo-woo.

1748
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,100
I feel like everyone gets it.

1749
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:09,820
They're getting what you're throwing down.

1750
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:11,260
I hope so.

1751
01:03:11,260 --> 01:03:16,260
Well, we hope that this card applies to all of your lives

1752
01:03:16,260 --> 01:03:17,620
as well for the needs.

1753
01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:20,940
Yeah, this holiday season, I hope everyone's doing good.

1754
01:03:20,940 --> 01:03:24,260
And even though things are shitty, the world is shitty.

1755
01:03:24,260 --> 01:03:25,740
Yeah, it's so terrible.

1756
01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:27,780
We're always here to entertain you.

1757
01:03:27,780 --> 01:03:28,620
Hey.

1758
01:03:28,620 --> 01:03:29,620
(laughing)

1759
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:31,220
I mean, we remind you of the bad stuff too,

1760
01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:33,300
but we're all so funny, so.

1761
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:34,460
Yeah.

1762
01:03:34,460 --> 01:03:35,740
Well, I think I talked enough.

1763
01:03:35,740 --> 01:03:36,580
Yeah, yeah.

1764
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,860
I hope I didn't scare anyone off with the lampries.

1765
01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,580
I'm so sorry.

1766
01:03:40,580 --> 01:03:41,780
Yeah.

1767
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,900
I wanna hear who loves them.

1768
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,380
Definitely not me.

1769
01:03:44,380 --> 01:03:46,060
Who loves them like me.

1770
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:48,340
I know I can't wait to find another scary animal

1771
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:49,900
to talk about.

1772
01:03:49,900 --> 01:03:52,700
I feel like, I don't know, that's like the scariest thing

1773
01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:54,500
where anyone can think of.

1774
01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:58,740
They're really freaky, but yeah, definitely open

1775
01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:02,260
to getting some comments and suggestions

1776
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:04,100
about other freaky animals.

1777
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,780
Yeah, ooh yeah.

1778
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:07,060
It is really interesting.

1779
01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:10,820
At least I feel like that's not something

1780
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:14,540
that we hear about washing up on the Oregon coast.

1781
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:15,380
So I feel like--

1782
01:04:15,380 --> 01:04:17,140
Drawing out of the sky, casually.

1783
01:04:17,140 --> 01:04:18,340
I just feel comfortable.

1784
01:04:18,340 --> 01:04:20,540
There's a little bit of separation.

1785
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:22,820
I don't need to be involved with that.

1786
01:04:22,820 --> 01:04:24,100
I find them very interesting.

1787
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:25,780
I just, I don't wanna--

1788
01:04:25,780 --> 01:04:26,820
We don't need to hang out.

1789
01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:27,820
Can we go to the zoo?

1790
01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:30,340
And you can look at them behind the glass.

1791
01:04:30,340 --> 01:04:31,620
Didn't you show me that one picture?

1792
01:04:31,620 --> 01:04:34,020
I mean, you saw the picture, but that doesn't do

1793
01:04:34,020 --> 01:04:37,460
the in person justice.

1794
01:04:37,460 --> 01:04:38,620
Yeah.

1795
01:04:38,620 --> 01:04:39,460
You wanna see--

1796
01:04:39,460 --> 01:04:40,140
I think it'd be fun.

1797
01:04:40,140 --> 01:04:41,740
I've been to the zoo in a long time.

1798
01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:42,580
I love the zoo.

1799
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:45,220
I'll totally go whenever, wherever, whenever.

1800
01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:47,220
Speaking of Christmas--

1801
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:47,820
Zoolites.

1802
01:04:47,820 --> 01:04:50,380
Yes, Chris really wants to go this year.

1803
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:51,540
Should we go to Zoolites?

1804
01:04:51,540 --> 01:04:52,300
We should go.

1805
01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:54,580
I don't know if you can go into the lampry part, but--

1806
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:55,780
Yeah, I don't know.

1807
01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:57,780
I don't know how any of that works.

1808
01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:59,180
We'll ask my mom, because she knows.

1809
01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,580
She's probably yelling at me right now.

1810
01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:03,100
Right now, like, I know.

1811
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:04,980
My mom knows everything about the zoo.

1812
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,540
It's part of why I love the zoo.

1813
01:05:06,540 --> 01:05:07,060
'Cause my mom--

1814
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:07,900
I love it.

1815
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:08,420
We always go.

1816
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:09,500
Yeah.

1817
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,660
Have a creepy ass day.

1818
01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:12,620
We'll see you next Tuesday.

1819
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:14,620
See you next Tuesday.

1820
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:16,020
You know, unless--

1821
01:05:16,020 --> 01:05:16,860
Probably.

1822
01:05:16,860 --> 01:05:18,700
A bunch of vampire fish fall on your head

1823
01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:20,620
for absolutely no reason.

1824
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:23,340
And then I'm never leaving my house again,

1825
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:24,860
which I guess we recorded my house.

1826
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:27,740
So I'll see you next Tuesday.

1827
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:28,740
Yeah.

1828
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:29,580
We'll be here.

1829
01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:30,580
We'll be here.

1830
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:33,580
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1831
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:35,420
Have a--

1832
01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:36,260
Holly

1833
01:05:36,260 --> 01:05:37,060
Jolly

1834
01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:37,580
Christmas

1835
01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:38,820
It���s the best time of the year

1836
01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:40,340
[LAUGHTER]

1837
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:42,060
I don't know why that came to mind as I was drinking.

1838
01:05:42,060 --> 01:05:44,060
I think because Holly Jolly just makes me

1839
01:05:44,060 --> 01:05:44,860
want to drink.

1840
01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:46,660
Could you get Holly Jolly when you drink?

1841
01:05:46,660 --> 01:05:47,580
Yeah.

1842
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:48,580
You're like, where's my egg?

1843
01:05:48,580 --> 01:05:49,580
No.

1844
01:05:49,580 --> 01:05:51,020
Yeah, in the trash.

1845
01:05:51,020 --> 01:05:52,460
It's in the trash.

1846
01:05:52,460 --> 01:05:54,140
Yeah.

1847
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:54,780
I bought it.

1848
01:05:54,780 --> 01:05:57,140
And then I remembered, oh, right.

1849
01:05:57,140 --> 01:05:58,140
Trash.

1850
01:05:58,140 --> 01:05:59,140
Trash.

1851
01:05:59,140 --> 01:06:00,140
Trash.

1852
01:06:00,140 --> 01:06:01,540
I say this all the time, but who wants

1853
01:06:01,540 --> 01:06:04,060
to drink something called nog?

1854
01:06:04,060 --> 01:06:07,500
I mean, it kind of tastes like creamy toothpaste.

1855
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,500
No.

1856
01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:09,660
[LAUGHTER]

1857
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:10,820
Wow.

1858
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:11,820
No.

1859
01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:12,300
It's just--

1860
01:06:12,300 --> 01:06:13,300
I don't know.

1861
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:16,060
It sounds like something you would like--

1862
01:06:16,060 --> 01:06:17,220
Oh.

1863
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:18,700
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1864
01:06:18,700 --> 01:06:20,420
It's that post nasal drip.

1865
01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:20,940
Yeah. Pnwhauntsandhomicides.com

1866
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:21,420
Yeah.

1867
01:06:21,420 --> 01:06:22,180
Nog.