Podiversary Astrology: Three Years of Haunts & Homicides

0:00 They live the high life wanting to have fun, but knowing what they want and doing what is necessary to get it. They want to and they do succeed socially. Oh, this is a work hard play harder placement. I think it just says work hard play hard, but I added play harder because I want to play harder. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, Caitlyn. Hi, Cassie. Hi, creepy people. Hello. If you're new to our creepy corner of the world, this is PNW Haunts and Homicides, where we chat about true crime, paranormal, and some spooky, weird, and sometimes witchy shit in the Pacific Northwest.

1:01 Yeah, it is. And we also do a tarot reading in every episode for a little bit of deeper insight into our topic. That's that witchy shit. I'm in just a little more. We're going to do some extra witchy shit today because do you know what this month is? Well, you don't know. I don't. You forgot? I don't know if I'm guessing the right thing. I'm breaking up with you. It's a whole fucking month. It's our anniversary. We'll do it. I need that. It's our pod anniversary. Our podiversary. Podiversary. Three years. We'll just one set of three. Three years. I held up two.

1:43 It's just the one. So I was in charge of the anniversary episode. I chose to do our birth chart. Well, our podcast birth chart. Ooh. Yeah. Oh, there was one thing I actually wanted to mention before we start real quick. Okay. Did you see this post? Yes. Yes, I did. You guys can't see it. But we'll probably share it if we haven't already. So Mel took that picture, right? I'm pretty sure she said. Yeah. Is it the Aurora borealis thing?

2:24 The lights? Well, the Northern lights? Well, it's not really that. It was from the eclipse or whatever? But it was like the sky lights. They're all the same kind of thing. I don't know. Pretty lights. I didn't investigate. Or I don't know. We know science. I don't. I really don't. I really don't. I'm just at the post. Anyway, you all know about the pretty lights that were in the sky and some people got to see them. Well, Mel took a beautiful picture of the Point Wilson Lighthouse, which we've done an episode on pretty recently. We sure had. And gorgeous picture of the pretty lights in the sky behind the lighthouse. And it made their like newspaper.

3:06 He's really cute. Gold. Yeah, we'll have to try to remember to share that. Yeah. And story or something. Um, yeah. So anniversary shenanigans. Caitlyn, I sent you a very top secret email. And I told you not to open it until I specifically said it was time. And it's time. Oh, it's time. It's time. It's going down. This is not a drill. Okay. Um, blah, blah, blah. There's a, I've been really trying to be good about keeping the email cleaned out. And I'm not doing that well. Oh, but okay, I found it. Okay.

3:46 Okay. All right. Do you want me to just start at the top? Yeah, just read the top part of this is, this is the birth chart information. Okay. PNW Hansen-Homicide's podcast, birth chart. 522-21. 3am. Oregon City. Yes. Oregon. And I did Oregon City, obviously, because that's where we were. And we started. I remember. What is about how long it took me to figure out like, wait, what is the say 3am? Because that's when we posted them. Yeah, that's when all of our episodes draw. Yeah. 3am PSG. Just in case you didn't know, I did know that.

4:29 And anyways, I forgot. I forgot things. Okay. Sometimes we're late, but usually we're not mostly on Apple. We're late. I'm not sure on Apple. Recently we've had a lot going on. We've been a little bit late, but it still comes out the same day. So it's like shut up. Yes, shut up. But anyway, so that was you. That was like the birth of our podcast. And that's the numbers I chose to plug in a little birthday chart. And then the one I sent you, Caitlin, is from co-star. It wouldn't let me do the app again, because I already had one. And so it wouldn't let me do it again. But I went on their website and I was able to do one. Yay! Okay.

5:10 So if you want to read them one by one, and then I also did, it's not very long, so I also did cafe astrology. Oh. Two, so I'll go and like read what's on here after you read them. I guess. Okay, so I get to read all of them. Yeah. And then I'll read the ones from here. Okay. So our son is in Gemini. Okay. I don't know how to feel about that. Well, there's two of us. That's true. I thought that was like, I saw that and I was like, that's like perfect. Like what else could you have picked? That's, I mean, yeah. And we're like, okay. There's two of us. I think it's perfect. Okay.

5:50 The son determines your ego, identity, and role in life. It's the core of who you are. And it is a sign you're most likely to already know. Your son is in Gemini, meaning you are fundamentally dynamic, quick, witted, eclectic, and curious. Okay. I'm very true of us. Yes. I like that for us. Fascinated by everything, your childlike energy is often scattered in a million directions. I don't know what you mean by that. What? Come on. Okay. Yes. I think it's something that we've said, okay, this is going to be our little need.

6:35 It just distinguishes us. It's something that we have to be aware of. Right. We're going to be aware of what we're going to be aware of. Yeah, I think that's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. That's what we're going to be aware of. It distinguishes us and it's something that we're comfortable with. Yeah, I definitely think like gossipy and flaky. Like flaky, I can kind of see. It is like the bad side of like the Gemini's. Yeah. If you indulge in your, in your crazy like scatterbrains side.

7:16 Yeah. I think we're pretty good. We keep each other in check. We do. Yeah. Okay. Are you going to read me the Gemini? I immediately forgot what the plan was. Okay. Well, you know, things happen. This one's longer too and I didn't like go through it. I got it. So I'm not going to read like every single thing. I need to hear it all. Gemini. I'm so excited. Again, this one I'm reading is from Cafe Astrology. It says with the sun in Gemini, your urge for self expression is strong. I would say so. Yeah. And these natives often, these natives are often just as interested in collecting information as they are in sharing it.

8:00 Oh wow. Okay. Curious to a fault. Gemini's have a finger in every pie. Oh my gosh. So what though that last line, I feel like that's like the difference though. Like gossipy is something that might be associated with Gemini. But I think in this application, it's just us being so excited to share information. And we kind of, I mean, we kind of do like gossip about people because we're like so excited for them. We talk about things that other people are doing. But I mean, I don't know. Does gossip have like a negative? I feel like gossip has a negative connotation.

8:42 So the way that like Cafe Astrology is sort of like interpreting. Yeah. I feel like it's more positive. I think so too. And every sign has their bad side, every person has their bad side. So often quite adept at fitting in with others, Gemini's easily adopt the moods of those around them. Oh boy. They are friends with people from all walks of life. How many fucking friends have we made? Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. And they are not easily intimidated. What? I mean, intimidated, but we do it anyways. Yeah. We're going to say one of us is like, and it's not the person you think, but one of us is definitely not easily intimidated.

9:26 And again, I cannot stress this enough. It's not person you think. Is it you? No. I'm so intimidated. No. You're definitely like, you have more like bulldog energy. I just pretend like I'm not. I guess. But inside I'm terrified. Every single day. It's like Gemini, the dual size. Other Gemini's are flexible and changeable people. We've had to be very flexible and adaptable in all of those things. Their ability to adapt quickly to new situations generally gains them plenty of friends and social contacts. We have so many friends. Usually quite clever and witty. Gemini's enjoy intellectual conversations and they are easily bored if not sufficiently mentally stimulated.

10:11 Yes. Simulate my brain. Yeah. I mean, that's why we have a podcast, I think, because we're both bored. Yeah, I think so. Gemini's like to flit about. Flit about. Moving quickly and keeping busy every step of the way. Have you guys seen us out of festival? Yeah, true. It's a flit about. Yeah. Oh my god. Like what? Like a fairy? Like a fairy. Do you are a fairy? No. No. Well, I won't even be able to explain it today. So I'm just going to, I'm going to brush past that.

10:52 Well, I'm not going to forget. Don't forget, you have celebratory wine over here. Oh, I know. Usually quite affable. Gemini's enjoy the light side of life. This tendency to take things lightly makes them quite pleasing to be around. It is true that it can be manning to people seeking support on the deeper issues in life. However, Gemini's are both interesting and interested. They're always ready to help. Their wit can be dazzling and their changeability, sometimes dizzying. Gemini's will seldom bore you. Yeah. And I see we do, we do deeper issues, but we also are like on the light side too.

11:35 Yeah, we're very Gemini where we're like both things. Yeah, two things can be true. Yeah. Oh, here, short description. They're opportunists. They can express themselves easily and tend to learn quickly. Oh, they're welcoming and gentle. They like travel and intellectual work. Uh-huh. We do travel quite a bit. And we do intellectual work. Okay, this is weakness, but it kind of makes sense. They may waste energy by taking on too many things. I feel personally attacked and I just remembered I have a thing. Yeah, I have to go.

12:15 We're done with this. We got to go. Overwhelmingly positive, but there's one bad thing. Yeah. Oh, boy. All right, we can move on to the next. All right. So our ascendant or rising sign is Pisces. Oh, very emotional. Yeah. I was going to say, I think the only sign more emotional than Kansa. Yep, definitely. Your ascendant is the mask you present to people. It can be seen in your personal style and how you come off to people when you first meet. Some say it becomes less relevant as you get older.

12:57 It changes every two hours. We're only three. So yeah. So like, we're probably still rolled emotional. Our ascendant is in Pisces, meaning you come across as kind, dreamy, imaginative and sensitive. I think so. We cry a lot. Yeah, we do. Most of your actions seem subtle and non-aggressive and you may sometimes come off as indecisive. Well, there are two of us. So, you know, and in every situation, two or more things can be true. Yes. Okay. Kaffee astrology says, Gemini with a Pisces ascendant, they're adaptable, agile, imaginative and entertaining.

13:42 Oh. All of those things. Yes. Don't mind if I do. They're on the moody side. Not really sure where they're getting their information. They have imaginative responses to life, but also a bit too ready to evade, lie or make excuses. I don't think that's true. I like the imaginative responses to life, though. Yeah, I do like that. Very pleasant and easy to get along with, even if they can be confusing at times. Okay, that's not our fault. It's hard to explain things. Okay, I'm getting sick of explaining to people that like, I don't know, like, I text really fast.

14:25 Yeah. Also mouth words are hard. Mouth words are really hard. The first interest, make it hard to focus. I listen. Okay, if you want to attack me on the front of focus, you're just going to have to come up with something else. Which it is. It is hard to focus on everything that we're doing, but we still do it. We do a good job at it, just because it's hard doesn't mean we failed. Oh, no. No, I just meant because I'm like, I'm just joking about like my ADHD. I'm like, well, like you're going to have to come up with something better than that. Because if all of us have ADHD, our podcast definitely does. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When two people who love each other very much decide they want to make a podcast.

15:15 The moon. It's in labor. Just. It's kind of like another like two-sided thing too. It is. The scale. Yeah. When rules, your emotions, moods and feelings. This is likely the sign you most think of as yourself. Well, since it reflects your personality when you're alone or deeply comfortable. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Your moon is in Libra, meaning your emotional self is balanced harmonious and sees both sides of every situation. Because there's two of us. Yeah. I mean, but also it says indecisive. And I'm starting to feel personally.

15:55 I think indecisive because you can see all of the five. All the five. Yeah, leaving in. It's fine. It's fine. So it can all. It looks like it's saying it can come across as indecisive relationship oriented and also desperate to please. I mean, we're kind of, yeah, I don't know whenever. We are relationship oriented with our Patreon. It's true. And the chasero. We're desperate to please our Patreon. And Taylan or editor. Yeah. Maybe you'll editor. Right. It says you can be a little self obsessed, but tend to hide your feelings and needs.

16:39 It's in your seventh house, meaning you find security and safety through close relationships and long term partnerships. Right. Oh my god. So to take a page out of another friend duo's podcast, MoCab, we're long term friends. Yes. We are. We have to be. There's no other option. That's a, that's a let's go to court joke about something that's about their friendship and their podcast. It's really, it was really cute. So cute. It's so cute. Anyone's cute. Adorbs. Is that the end of that? Yeah. So tell me more. So you guys have nothing to worry about. We're going to be long term partners.

17:21 So we'll never have a word of co-host unless one of us dies. I know. Oh god. But after last night, I'm really going to say things like that. I'm not going to die. Oh my god. I'm not going to die. Guys, we had a very creepy experience. We told them like, why not? Yeah, we should. Okay, let's do it. Okay. Well, you start because I mean, I feel like I over-explain it. No. You tell that you tell that role, good. I told it. I did tell it role, good. Okay. Well, all right. I'll try. Okay. So last night, I was pulling the blinds on like my sliding last door, out to our patio, and then I came into the pod lab and I was pulling the blinds on the window here next to our desk.

18:06 And I was just basically saying like, it's nice to have like the natural light and stuff, but also like when it starts to get dark, I like to like close the blinds and everything, even though like we're in this spot where I live. I don't know. I don't know. Just look at it. Yeah. Um, that you really wanted like kind of have to know like where we're at and like no specifically where like our windows and like the patio is located to be able to like get to it. Yeah. So you'd have to be someone who was like actively seeking me out, probably seeking revenge of some sort to like come and try to like break in through a window or peep in or whatever.

18:54 And then I came and sat down and Cassie and I were watching Bridgerton as you know, two ladies will do. And all of us and there was a knock at the door. And I was like, oh my god. I didn't expect them to knock. It's happening. Oh my god. You guys are someone here. And then my dogs didn't hear it, which is like they're getting old now, which is so lovely because sometimes they don't hear things. And I'm like, oh great. Now they're not going to bark and freak out. And we were just like frozen and I was just going to ignore it. We were just going to like be quiet until they went away. Yeah, basically that's always my mo because I was like, I'm not expecting anything else from Instacar.

19:35 I don't have anything coming from. No, there's nothing. Okay. I don't take unexpected or unannounced drop eyes. No, no, no. No. And so we're like, okay, let's just like wait for them to leave. We'll just, we immediately we're like talking. I'm like, I'm sure you can hear us like full volume practically because these walls are thin and yeah, anyways, we immediately just went like, silent. And we sat there and we're just waiting for this person to go away, basically. Yeah. Like if you wait long enough, they should go away, right?

20:16 They will just figure out that we're just like not coming to the door or like, oh, that was enough. We're not here. Well, they didn't. They knocked again. And that time the dogs heard it because we were like sitting there silently away to fucking bumps on a log. And I was like, what the fuck do we do? And we just like sat there freaking out like the most millennial meme ever because we really go the fuck goes and like knocks on someone door, knock someone's door. Like I can't, I'm going nonverbal. And I was like, should we like get like that's in pepper spray and like go see if we need to go like unlock a gun or something?

21:02 We got some protection and then I also had my noon light. We put you thumb on it. So I had that going. Yeah. So then the only other annoying thing about knocking on fucking people's doors is clearly your dog was barking. Yeah. So like you can't just open the door to someone if your dog is going crazy. Yeah. So you have to like go put it away. Yeah. And then come to the door. It's really hoping they would just go away. Yeah. I then, but I had a feeling the person hadn't left. And if I'd been home by myself, I would have just been like fucking keep knocking bitch. But Cassie was here and I was like, all right. Well, I think it's, it wasn't even like pitch black out or anything.

21:42 I was like, it's shaking. Well, but it was weird. Just the timing of it was so creepy. I mean, if it was a bear, we probably would have answered it. Yeah, exactly. If he had been like, oh, I'm a bear. Hey girls, it's yogi. Would you like to have a picnic anyway? Any who's all. So I just turned out that it was one of my neighbors bringing me some mail that was misdelivered to their mailbox. And Cassie, what did you say? What was it that you had to say that also Christopher said the exact same fucking thing when we told him this to bring? Why don't you just leave it? Just fucking door. Knock and run. I've done it so many times.

22:23 I'm like, I don't even know. I don't even know. Just put it on my, yeah, my welcome mat. Yeah. Just not a welcome mat, by the way. Definitely do not knock twice. That's ridiculous. It's like, oh my gosh. But it's actually, it's a very nice person that lives it near us. And I was like, oh shoot. Now I feel kind of bad, mostly because I would have like, I was prepared to defend my life against you for no reason other than that it was just like creepy timing. Yeah. It's fine. We overreact and you know what? We'll probably live. So. Well, okay, better than to under react. Am I right? I think so.

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24:29 Subscribe to Rani Dayrabbe Oles on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts, and let the rain take you on a wild ride. See you down the rabbit hole! Check them out creepy people. You can find their info in our show notes. Okay. Anyway. What were we doing? We're doing a thing. Oh yeah. So we're on to the, you're supposed to read the moon. Yeah. Okay. From cafe astrology, people with the moon in Libra are friendly, warm, tasteful, tactful, and balanced. Friendly and warm. Because after that story, does that not, oh my gosh. We're friendly and warm if we can see you.

25:12 Yeah. Okay. There's something really wrong with my people. Oh my gosh. Probably the weirdest thing I've ever said. But I do mean the people that looks out my front door, people. Okay. Your mind's out of the gutter. Jesus disgusting. Dark people. So dark. They seem to always want someone to tag along with them wherever they go, even if it's to the corner store. Oh boy. They find strength and reinforcement through others. Which yes, we want all of you to come with us to the corner store, the creepy corner store. The corner store might be a little overwhelmed, but like, you know. People with his moon position are quite charming. They can be very attractive to the people around and are often given to flirtatiousness.

25:58 Whoa. Our podcast is flirtatious. What? And we did not raise her that way. Any who's rarely directly aggressive. They win your heart with their gentle, refined ways. Oh. So refined. Much like this. Fancy hot dog wine. Yes. Yes. You will get to see the hot dog wine bottle. Yeah. Okay. It's not made of hot dogs. Just to clarify. Because that is not really refined. It kind of looks like it could be hot dog water. Ew. Oh god. Hot dog flavored water in the chocolate starfish. Isn't that like a limp biscuit album? A little bit. A little bit.

26:38 A little bit. Oh. Yeah. Just one of those. Oh my god. Ever butters sucks. Yeah. Middle school Cassie. Oh my god. No, maybe not even middle school. It was like fifth and sixth grade. I don't even think it went middle school far. It was then. It ended pretty fast. I, you know what? I'm not even going to go there. I'm not even going to talk about how long I had a crush on Fred Berch for. Anywho. Shall we? Let me move on. Looks like a thumb hot dog water. He looks like he tastes like hot dog water.

27:20 Oh god. Oh he probably does. Yep. Okay. We're going to move on because that taste isn't my mouth. All right. Oh. Moon and Leigh were people strongly need companionship. That's why we're not a single host podcast. Yeah. Do we just become best friends? Yes. We'll start a podcast in the girl. Exactly. Or an ad trailer. Even better. Without someone to share their lives with, they feel utterly incomplete. Well, I mean, you can have a podcast with no one listening. I mean, that's true. That would be sad. Really sad. Especially given the amount of time and like financial resources that we've poured into this.

28:03 Thank you for listening. It would be so sad if everybody was like, yeah, we're just like that. Yeah. Oh, please keep listening. Our lives will be utterly incomplete. Utterly. Utterly. Utters. Yeah, I like it with like the D. They are sympathetic and concerned for others, enjoying socializing and revel in a good debate. Oh, that's so true. Yeah. Mental. Bental. Bental. Bental. The sentence too is just like, oh no. Mental. report with others is critical to them. Yes, but we all know that I can't talk and it's fine.

28:46 Lunar Librens. I love the way they just start off everything with a different way to describe a Libre Moon. Yeah. Lunar Librens strives for balance and moderation. And once they discover that sweet spot, they're smooth, delightful, and extraordinarily kind and considerate. Short description. They are sociable and popular. Good judgment. They're intelligent and reasonable, liking social pleasures, agreeable and fair. They value feedback. Nice, constructive feedback. Thank you. Potential issues may give too much weight to the views of others and public opinion. Well, I mean, we're podcasts out in the public, so we kind of care what you think we kind of don't. Okay, there's so much Gemini. I know. Okay, so Mercury is in Gemini.

29:46 Mercury determines how you communicate, talk, think, and process information. It also indicates how you learn. It is the mind's planet. Planet of the mind. Yeah. Your Mercury is in Gemini, meaning your intellect is dynamic, quick-witted and eclectic. Okay, so we're getting a lot of dynamic, quick-witted and eclectic. I feel like that's a common theme. I feel like it makes sense for us. Yeah, I think so. You're deeply curious about everything. Okay, another repeating thing. Yeah. And your energy is often scattered in a million directions. Okay, first of all, I resemble that.

30:27 Just like a Gemini thing, I guess. Is it, is it, or is it just a B thing? I don't know. The way you speak is articulate and witty, but you're likely to talk behind people's backs. We would never. We would never. Maybe off camera. Maybe off camera. It's in your third house, meaning you are curious about and inclined to analyze how you communicate, whether you really understand something and all the things you don't know, which are so many. We research so much. That makes total sense. Yeah.

31:09 Turn to Mercury and Gemini's for lots of facts and figures as well as broad knowledge. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Like we do broad knowledge and like fun facts. And like get nitty-gritty into some things. Yeah. They're learning as a little superficial. They generally have too many interests. Oh, we've gone over this. Okay. We just have so many interests. Obviously, we do say that a lot. Like, we want to research every single tangent and a thing, but we just say can't, you know. Yeah. There's just not enough hours in the day. There's really not. As it turns out, these people, they have sprable. These people learn best in a stimulating environment. They get bored easily and they're fast learners. Yeah. All right. Impressionable to a fault. Mercury and Gemini people pick up more from their environment than most as we quote the entire stepbrothers movie.

32:06 And talk about our personalities are just like quoting other things. Yeah. Sometimes if you'll like that, but they can process information at lightning speed, which we're pretty good at processing information. Processing. The rustlesness of Gemini is especially obvious when Mercury is placed in the sign. There is nervous energy here that is unmistakable. I think it's just like, because we want to get out there and like do so much. Okay. Yeah. I was going to say again, I'm feeling attacked because I resemble that. Nothing is attacked. You shouldn't feel attacked. No, no, no, no. Deep studies adaptable. They're attracted to arts and letters. They know how to share ideas.

32:50 May move around a lot professionally. Interesting. Can easily keep many irons in the fire at the same time. A true multitasker. Well, we do have four hands between four paws between the two of us. Yeah. There is an especially curious and inquisitive position for Mercury. You are generally very interested in reading, teaching, speaking, exchanging ideas, keeping current with the daily news. Oh, and gossiping again. But like, you know, we do like, we gossip about Taylor's life. We do that. We do. That we do. That we do. That's our gossiping. Yeah. I mean, is it gossip if people are talking about it like on major news media? Right. I don't know.

33:36 You can be very talkative when you have the chance. It's like in front of a microphone. This is like it's so funny how accurate. You can be a list maker and often get quite involved in your community. Yeah. Yeah. They look on the bright side of life. They are gay, agreeable, optimistic and sociable. Half gay. They enjoy speaking and writing. And they do both with charm and artistry. Their intellectual pleasures are very much influenced by their feelings. They are amorous and sensual. They like beauty. The arts, traveling, frequent changes of scenery.

34:23 They aim always for diplomacy. Very charming. We're just so charming. So charming. All right. And then oh, my freaking gourd. It is Venus in Gemini. Again. The Gemini. Venus determines how and what you love. It indicates how you express affection and the qualities you're attracted to. Your Venus is in Gemini, meaning your romantic side is dynamic, curious and easily bored. Just like the rest of us. Do you know what's funny? My Venus is, I think, in Gemini. Oh, interesting, Minds Leo. Oh, interesting.

35:08 You love Whittybanner, but you have trouble deepening your relationships. You tend to be a bit timid and discreet with your crushes because you don't know how to be forthright. It's in your third house, meaning that for you, love is often expressed in the things you know and are familiar with. I mean, the podcast can't really have a love relationship. So like friendship. Yeah. Friendship. Yeah. Love, love, friend. We love our friends. I don't know if we're like timid and discreet with any of our friends that we like that. We kind of just like go after people and be like, you're our friend. Yeah, you're our friend. You're our friend. Hi, be my friend. Oh, this is good about Venus and Gemini. More about Whitty Conversation, displaying how much they know demonstrating their diverse interests, which is where all the fun facts and tangents come into play.

36:09 Pleasing Venus and Gemini involve supporting their need for fun and variety, showing interest in their brain power and knowledge, and giving them space for friends and activities outside of the relationship. Oh, interesting. What you have other friends? No. No. I think it's saying like, we mean you need our space from the podcast like last night when we decided not to work and just hang out. Yeah, we just like, we're just going to be people. Like we deserve to hang out and not work. And so I mean, we watch Bridgerton for like four hours. Yeah. It was worth it. Okay.

36:49 May like everything that is beautiful as well as decorum, outstanding intelligence, they may work in trade, linked to beauty fashion, numerous but select friends. And then down here it says, you are verbally expressive, diplomatic and aim to be tactful. Which I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I would say that's, I mean, that's at least aim. Yeah. Easily when others over with your words, whether it's because of a likable facility with language, a beautiful voice or a diplomatic use of words. Interesting. Are we winning you over with our words? I mean, I think it's pretty critical for podcasting. You readily give out compliments. We do.

37:34 Yeah, we do. We love to do that. They have a good grasp of reality and duty. They are thrifty, reserved and usually not given to showing off. Well, I mean, forever. Maybe a little. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, showing off doesn't have to necessarily be like super dramatic or I don't know. I feel like sometimes it's okay to want to show off a little bit. Yeah. You know, we're cool. I mean, if you work hard for something, especially, you know. Yeah. They like truth and justice. Wow. Yeah. There's a certain luck in meeting others at the right time. There's a skill in harmonizing and a much desire to cooperate rather than compete, which so true. Yeah. I would say that's very true. Yeah. Okay. Jupiter is in Pisces. One of the two social planets, Jupiter rules idealism, optimism and expansion. It's also very philosophical. We are so philosophical. Didn't I just say the other day were full of philosophical sizing. Yeah.

38:45 Fluffles. Fluffles. I don't know what I said. I can't even say it the wrong way, the right way. Yeah. You know, you know what I mean? You know, so philosophical. Your Jupiter is in Pisces, meaning you grow and find understanding through empathy, dreaminess and compassion. Oh, I think so. Yeah. It's in your 12th house, meaning you find success through privacy, secrets and introspection. Oh, this news to me. Like, revealing people's privacy. No, secrets. Like our privacy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. I mean, we do share a lot, but we do keep a lot private from you guys. On my end, on Cafe Astrology, Jupiter is in Pisces, obviously, because of the same chart. Yeah. They attract the most good fortune when they are charitable, tender, devoted, compassionate, giving and looking out for the underdog. Oh, I know. I love that. Me too.

39:57 They value compassion and charity and are motivated by a universal vision, peaceful, personal philosophy, more philosophy. Faith and the goodness of life brings rewards. Oh, so yeah, more philosophers, more philosophers. Okay. They're kindly often doing charity work. We're very charitable. If you, if we made more money, we would donate a lot more money. Just they're protected from life's rigors, rigors. Yeah, rigors to which they are not immune, but they know how to cope. Okay. I mean, do we, if you say so, maybe the podcast does.

40:39 They like working in peace and alone, but like alone together. You know, yeah, even though they are humanitarian. Oh, they live the high life wanting to have fun, but knowing what they want, and doing what is necessary to get it, they want to and they do succeed socially. Oh, this is a work hard play harder placement. I think it just says work hard play hard, but I added play harder, because I want to play harder. Yeah. Yeah. Your rein is. Your rein is. We have a stubborn Uranus on our hands. Oh, boy. Uranus. Taurus. Uranus stays in each sign for seven years, meaning it rules a generation more than a person. It rules innovation, rebellion, and progress.

41:33 Your Uranus is in Taurus, meaning other generations are shocked by your generations' decadence, orientation towards security and stubbornness. Interesting. It's in your second house, meaning that for you, this manifests in rebelling against dated expectations about money and material possessions. Money is fake. Yes. All currency is a construct. I think that's kind of funny, too, because like all of the podcasts born in this generation are going to be like, yeah, this. It's true, though. Where it says, I mean, it's a whole generation, not so much like a personal characteristic. Yeah.

42:15 On cafe astrology, it says Uranus in Taurus, stubborn, obstinate, strong, wild, not easily intimidated. One of those things again. Yeah. Very strong energy when faced with obstacles, but may spend more time resisting than innovating. Oh, I mean, that sounds more like me. They made me tired. I mean, but I have a lot of help to get me through that. To cope with that. They have a lot of flair, always ready for a change. Although with some changes in routine and dedication, they do brilliant work. So we just need a better routine, which I think, yeah, we're like working on it. Yeah. They may do best with an out of the ordinary job. You don't say yes. I do say I got literally just that eventually. In which case, all goes well. Okay. Other ways, they might often change jobs or have financial ups and downs, which, you know, it says it's going to work out with an unconventional job. So I think we're going to be fine. Yeah. Maybe we're on to something.

43:29 You're going to be all right, kid. Yeah. Neptune impices. We're literally just Pisces and Gemini all the way through. It's very interesting. Yeah. Neptune stays in each sign for around 14 years, meaning it rolls a generation more than a person. It rolls dreams, imagination, and the unconscious. Your Neptune is impices, meaning your entire generation finds inspiration through empathy, dreaminess, and compassion. It's so similar. It is. Yeah. Okay. It's in your 12th house, meaning that for you, this manifests in your ideal, verging on unrealistic and impractical, which I think is debatable.

44:15 But like we're changing it into being the standard. Like we're changing the standard of the expectations. Yeah. We've got like 14 years. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think we got us and all the pods are changing it. Going change the game, baby. Our Pluto is in Capricorn. Pluto stays in each sign for up to 30 years, meaning it probably rolls more than one generation. This just says the same thing where it applies to a whole generation more so than a person. But I'm like 30 years is like you're verging on like two whole separate generations here. Let's be honest. A lot of them. Yeah.

44:57 It rolls power, intensity, obsession, and control. Oh. Which is interesting because Capricorn. Well, well, well, well. Your Pluto is in Capricorn, meaning your generation, psyche, is comparatively responsible, conservative, practical, rational, and power hungry. Are we sure that we didn't get this confused with like, I don't know, like a boomer podcast? I think we're power hungry. I don't know the word power hungry, but I don't we'll see. I want to have the power so that I can delegate all of the power to other people. I like that. Okay. It's in your 10th house, meaning you personally are transforming outdated definitions of success and responsibility. Okay. All right. I like that. I've got a lot. Yeah. Me too. I like it. I like transforming outdated things. Yeah. Yeah.

45:54 There are so many. So many. On Cafe Astrology, it says Pluto and Capricorn bring success. May fear loss of control, job status, respect, and these are driving factors. Perhaps obsessions. They may lead a double life, which is like interesting because like we are leading double lives. Of course. We suffer people. And then like our podcast itself is like true crime and paranormal. That's true. That's true. Yeah. Oh, and that's it's interesting because even with all of the Gemini in our chart, it's like that applies there too. Yeah. I thought that was cool. They have willpower and ambition and almost always prefer to have their own way. I mean, I'm doing both just jinx.

46:47 Oh my god. Good thing we like almost always agree on almost everything. Yeah. Basically. Oh my god. And then there's one last one I found up in the moon, but I didn't read it earlier. Because it's like saying the moon in the seventh house, which I don't really know what that means. But this is what it means. It's like one little sentence. Give it to me. Partnership is important for them. For better or for worse. They work well in business relationships, especially partnerships. Especially long term. What did you say long term friendships? So yeah, her long term friend. Yeah. I thought that was cute. It's so cute. And it is partnership is important. It's legally a partnership. Yeah. It's literally. Yeah. Like for business purposes, it's legally a partnership. It's finding. Yeah. There's no getting out of it. There's no no scoffey. No. I mean, well, listen, partnerships can be dissolved, but like I don't believe in that.

47:46 So yeah, I mean, clearly our chart says we don't. So yeah. Okay. So split the deck. How we want inlay on each side. And then we're both going to pick a card. Okay. So we got the sun card, which we've gotten on like one of our business readings. That was like our strength. Yeah. And then we got the aid of storage, which like doesn't look good on the surface, but we'll see. We'll see what happens. Yeah. I guess we'll see. Well, okay. I can't wait. I have to read yours first. And then we're opening presents too. That's their our presents.

48:31 These were also both in reverse. Okay. Keywords are in trapment, self-unduing, fear, helplessness, bondage, denial and deception. Cassie, why did you pick this? I don't know. It was calling to me. There's some there's a reason. We'll see. Okay. I know that there's something in here. We'll figure it out. Oh, I think I figured it out. Like we always do. Yeah. In many decks, the aid of sword shows a person bound and blindfolded, ringed by a prison of swords. Because swords represent thoughts and beliefs.

49:12 This card says, you've created your own prison with your ideas and only you can free yourself. Okay. So there's two extra excerpts. I'm going to read this first one that comes before the interpretation. Many of our fears are tissue paper thin and a single courageous stop could carry us through them. Ah, see? Yeah. Okay. To break through the barrier you've built, you must change the way you see and do things. Sometimes this means rejecting social norms or going against the status quo. You also need to get focused and get moving. Perhaps you have your head in the cloud. The reverse eight warns you to get your affairs in order or the situation. Good worsen. Ah, what affairs are we getting in order? Yeah. I do have to do my taxes. Yeah, you do have to do your taxes. In a reading about money, this card says you may not be dealing forthrightly with a financial problem. If you've been putting off paying your taxes, does it literally say that?

50:20 It literally does. For example, or settling a legal matter, take care of it promptly to avoid more trouble. That's so funny. Because like, I'm not going to owe anything for taxes, but that's funny. But it's funny because it's like the type of thing that you just put it off and it knew that. It picked that up from you. If the reading is about your job, your reverse eight tells you to stop playing the victim. You may feel persecuted, trapped, or limited in your work. But you must take responsibility for where you're at and do something about it. I mean, okay. Do it. These personal polls are they from the podcast? Well, I mean, you know, if we're talking about it in a career application, I feel like it was personal. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

51:10 Okay. In a reading about love, you may feel tied to a person, perhaps because you're afraid to be a low, that was literally in the fucking birth chart. It was like having needing like, partnership. Oh. Because one of them did say, like, scared to be alone. You had to be with someone, like, has to take someone to the bathroom, you know, stuff like that. Or unwilling to support yourself. This card can mean you're not facing up to what's really going on. If you've been listening to someone else's advice, the time has come to listen to your inner guidance. So stop taking Caitlin's advice. Gotcha. What? Obviously, that is not the message. But I guess sometimes people interpret things differently. Okay. And then this is another super short extra excerpts. Okay. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. I love that because I was going to say going back to the beginning of the card, like, kind of just reminds me of how we started. Like, me not being scared of doing shit and just fucking doing it. Both of the extra excerpts remind me very much of kind of the origin story and the time that, you know, we were sort of inhabiting. Yeah. When we were meeting at the mic minimons.

52:33 Okay. Should I read the sun? Yeah. Did these have? Do you remember? Did these have regular interpretations or special ways? I think they kind of have a mixture of both. We are reading from the modern witch tarot deck. It was with modern witches. Yeah. We're going back to like our beginnings. Yeah. I don't think we use this for like the very first episodes, but like pretty soon. Oh, my God. This is so crazy. All right. So I drew the sun in reverse. Yes, you do. Keywords are happiness, success, pleasure, self-expression, clarity, and vitality.

53:19 The sun card features a blazing sun. Sometimes with a face, sun beams radiating out from it. Beneath the sun in the brighter weight smith deck, a smiling nude child rides a white horse. Which I have to presume is me because we know Cassie. Rod no ho. No, you're the nude child ready. The lord's ponies. Oh my gosh. Okay. Some decks show two children with their arms around each other. Yeah, two. It's me. Other decks picture a young couple holding hands. The sun rules the zodiac sign Leo. Yeah. Which astrologers link with children, pleasure, and creativity.

54:09 The sun card represents life itself. For the sun gives life to everything on earth. One of the most joyful cards in the tarot, it signifies vitality, confidence, achievement, attainment, and success in all endeavors. No. Extra excellent. I love this one. It's like one of my favorites that we've ever read. I know. Each day comes bearing its gifts untied the ribbons. Which is so fitting because we have to then we do have gifts. Okay. And I'm going to read the reverse. It says the sun is never a negative card. But when it appears reversed, it can indicate delays or that you'll have to make some adjustments you hadn't planned on.

54:58 Like the number of times that we've had to try to figure out how to set a bowl of the cameras. Yeah. Anyways. Yeah. Let's not focus on that. Your happiness may be more subdued or you may feel less self-confident than if the card were upright. Perhaps you don't believe you deserve the attention, respect, or success offered to you. No, we deserve it. Yeah. Or the accolades you receive aren't as glowing as you'd expected. A four star review instead of a five. Oh. Only five stars, please. Yeah. Go review us. Any popcorn? Or what's it? In a reading about money, overconfidence may lead you to overextend yourself financially. Well, perhaps you feel you deserve the best. Even if your bottom line doesn't warrant it. Or you realize you must bring your lifestyle down a notch by a Toyota instead of a lexis. Listen, basically both from the same factory.

56:03 If the reading is about your job, the sun reverse suggests you are burning out and need to take a break. Well, I'm not gonna argue with that. Perhaps you're overdue for a vacation. We're working on it. Work hard play hard. Yep. Sometimes it means you've created an inflated image. Risen to a level that isn't comfortable for you or gotten attention you don't deserve. It can also say you feel cut off from your source of inspiration or you're questioning your abilities. Uh, maybe questioning ability. Yeah. But we're doing it. In a reading about love, the reverse sun can represent the drama queen. Or warn that egos are interfering with your happiness. Sometimes it means getting too much of a good thing or indulging in pleasure at the expense of other things. Superficial factors, looks, money, fame may overshadow more meaningful aspects of a relationship. I mean, what's more important than looks and fame and money? I'm not really sure. I feel like we're on the same page. Yeah. I think we're going to be fine. Yeah. I don't think we're too famous to like, you know, we can chill. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Are you a fucking

57:34 present? Yeah. What? Guests. Present. Okay, but actually really quick. I just remembered these. And if I don't tell you about them now, I'll forget. Okay. So have you ever had Jones, Kosoda? Yes. Okay. So I really like the Jones, Kosoda, um, Fufu Berry. It's like my favorite. That's a flavor. Mm-hmm. It's delicious. I probably answered prematurely. Yeah. I don't know if I've ever actually had it. Have you ever been to Tisumicha? I've seen it. I've seen it. Okay. It's delicious. We should have some. I don't like soda. They're really good though. I don't know. We can try it. That's why it makes a filter water. You can drink like a sip of one. You can try the Fufu Berry. Maybe we can water it down with a lacroque. Anyways, um, the underside of the bottle caps has almost like a fortune cookie.

58:31 Oh nice. And when I went to put together our money bowls, I went to grab some of my money from from the, and also from Mexico that I have from trips I've taken and um, we're recording more than one episode today. So we've set up multiple altars. Um, see we work hard. Yeah. But I um, I noticed that I had both of these bottle cap fortunes in my, um, it says, um, save travel repeat. Oh, it's a little like money holder dealio. So these are ones I've saved for. I don't even know how long I don't know how long I've had these, but four, oh minute. Um, the first one says that long sought opportunity will soon arise. Yeah. And the second one says, your mind being creative and original will make you famous.

59:33 Oh, love those. I know. It's that's fun. Yeah. I'm like perfect for this. I kind of like the first one the best because it's, you know, I mean, it just speaks to anticipation, but there's two of them. Yeah, they're cute. So little Jonesies should we place them out on the altar? Um, sure. We got a show off our liquid deaths. Oh, yeah. Liquid Dr. Mine's an armless Palmer. And mine is Reston Peach. Cute. They're really good. We also have this too. It's our hot dog wine. It's a picket. And so it's generally it is like the hot dog of, um, it's technically not wine. It's like a wine like beverage.

1:00:23 I was reading about it when I was picking up some things for us for recording and like, um, snacks and, and, you know, whatever. It's very low ABV. Um, it's basically like kind of all of the leftover stuff kind of like a hot dog. Yum. Yeah. And this is actually super delicious. So, uh, it is actually pretty good. I am quite pleased with my choice. And this is a brand that we've actually had before. Um, the one, the bottle that we had before, it was sparkly wine. And I had the skull on it. Do you remember that one? We've had so many wines. I don't know. So many sparkly wines.

1:01:04 So it's true. You do, you're one of yours first, because there's two. We have to show off my beautiful wrapping. Not even a wrapped box. It's just in a box. It's like a hard, open box. But be careful, because it's like kind of delicate. Okay, I'm trying. Yeah, you were trying to open it wrong. Okay. Yeah. Um, it's like, I didn't think it was that hard. Sorry. Oh, that is for you. I did forget I got you something. It came free with something. It's so cute. My little prince. You need sticky notes to stay organized and focused, you know. I love those. Those are so cute. Aren't they cute? They're the cutest. Okay. Oh my god.

1:01:52 Isn't it funny? It's green. Like you were talking about green earlier and you're like, I wore a green. She is gorgeous. And it's like the other crystal candle I got you was green. And those have been like the only color options. That's so funny. Oh, shit is biochip. Yes. Do you want me to place her on the altar? I do. Let me just drop it. Okay. Okay. Me again. I don't buy turn. Um, yeah. I was trying to say my turn and it turned into me again. Which was like I didn't even open anything yet. Whatever. Yeah. Okay. Show the people the bag. It's just a little something.

1:02:38 I like big somethings. Okay. So do one layer at a time. Oh, was that not? No, no, I'm just saying there's another layer underneath that. Okay. So just do one layer. So take out the first thing and then don't dig through the a sock. Okay. There's lots of socks. Okay. Well, you said only take out the first thing. No, I mean like the first layer. I don't know. It's hard to explain. Okay. So in a mouth. Show them. They're like, it's like space themed. Yeah. Okay. So we are not attending UFO Fest this year. No. And we were actually asked if we were going to go and do it again this year and it's just too crazy because I have the audacity to get married. So yeah, it's too busy. Yeah.

1:03:29 Yeah. So I just wanted you to have something spacey. Thank you. Something, you know, unidentifiable. And also it's become the most appropriate gift recently because you've come over and been like, I need socks. Oh, and I'm like, true. I think you need to know. Sometimes I last night I was worried that even with a pair of socks on, you might need your gift socks. I was worried that like, you might need to double up your socks. So it seems appropriate that randomly I bought you socks. If I get cold. Oh, yeah. Oh, is it time? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's also a cute and accompanying beverage in the fridge. Oh, it's like there's nothing else in there. If you so chew. It's a little. Yeah. It's just a little one. I like it. Yeah. I charged it on the cell and I played already. And also I had to thumb through obviously and see what suits were and everything. It is so cute. So cute. I have one. I don't know if it's the same one or not. But it's like bigger. Oh, it's like normal size. So that's cute because it's like just a little. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I was like, oh, shit. All of us on the universe is like sending us very like leafy green signals. Oh, it knows. It knows. It knows. And it was something much way of full. My other deck is kind of a communal deck in our weed space too. So it like stays there

1:05:03 in the weed space. And I have like a traveling pot deck. There you go. That one can just live on your desk here. Yeah. That's true. That's for sure. I love it. Okay. Open your next one. Okay. You open it. Throw the box on the through it on the ground. It's even huge. It's a bit hard one. And I got these from the farmer's market. They have beautiful. I think I have a card for who made them. But I'll have to find it. Yeah. We're going to need to know because we're probably going to have to be stocked. Yeah. And there was like only green ones available. So again, it's not funny.

1:05:51 I love it. They're so cute. These ones are so like big and intricate. Yeah. Altistone. I'm like, I just want to look at you. I just want to pitch. Don't break it. I love it. They eat it and walk it. It's so funny that I noticed that one. We keep like burning it just like a little at a time. I knew a lot of time. Yeah. Oh, like well, now we got new big ones. So undoubtedly will be the same story with these guys too. But oh, they smell good. Oh, they're like organic. I think they're beeswax. I think she's what they're like, a local beeswax. I was going to say it smells like birds bees a little bit.

1:06:33 Okay. So my sniffing rink broke. Happy podiversary. "pot"iversary. "pot"iversary. Um, they're amazing. I don't have to drink them right now. But should I go grab our accompanying beverage? Oh, yeah, do it. Yeah. Your your tarot deck has like kind of an accompanying go do it. I'll show off some stuff for the camera. Okay, do it. So we got CBD. South of Adams. Yeah. Lemon. Oh, sorry. Lavender mint lemonade is mine. Yeah. I like lavender.

1:07:14 And mine is passion fruit and blueberry. Because I like a complex and fruity beverage. She does. Fluffy, but what was that one called? Fluffy. Fluffy, but fluffy. Fluffy, butt fluffy. Have a creepy day. See you next Tuesday. See you next year. See you next podiversary. Because obviously we're still going to be here because we're like stubborn and hardworking and cool and creative and care what you think. Yeah. Yeah.

1:08:04 This one says for Pisces in ascendant. Or I'm going to say the astro astro. Oh, sorry. Cafe astrology says Gemma fucking cafe astrology says that Cassie can't talk. Well, they knew. Yeah, it would be it's badly worded. It's worded fine. I just can't read. I'm going to read that again. Okay.