July 16, 2026

Pacific Northwest Reddit Stories: Hiking Horrors

Pacific Northwest Reddit Stories: Hiking Horrors

In this episode, we dive into chilling Reddit true stories from across the Pacific Northwest, featuring creepy encounters, unexplained mysteries, and possible paranormal activity in Oregon and Washington. First, a couple hiking Hobbit Beach on the Oregon Coast discovers a disturbing forest altar made of candles, feathers, eggs, and animal bones before crossing paths with two suspicious strangers. Then, we explore a terrifying encounter on the Pacific Crest Trail near White Pass, Washington, where a solo female thru-hiker is stalked by a man obsessed with missing hikers and bodies disappearing in the surrounding bogs. Next, we examine a sighting of mysterious glowing green orbs witnessed by people in western Washington during the late 1990s, an unexplained phenomenon that some believe could be UFOs or something even stranger. Finally, we end with one of the oddest stories yet, as two friends hiking outside Eugene, Oregon, repeatedly encounter nearly identical cyclists wearing black hoodies, knee-high socks, and nothing but thongs deep in the forest. Whether these are true crime close calls, paranormal encounters, or simply bizarre moments in the wilderness, these Reddit stories prove that the forests of the Pacific Northwest still hold plenty of mysteries.

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He popped out of the trail. A white man a oh.

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My god, much would have preferred a bear.

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He sounds real white too. A white man with fluffy,

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short white hair, eighties style mustache, Oh god, probably five

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eleven or so and very short cargo shorts ew and

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a huge square JanSport backpack, Oh my god, which was

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making jangling noises, and immediately asked me if I was

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hiking alone. Yeah, that's the appropriate reaction. Hi, Caitlin, Hi Cassie,

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Hi creepy people. Hello, this is PNW Haunson Homicides, where

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we shot about true crime, the paranormal and all things

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spooky in the Pacific Northwest or the p and w

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IF and then we also do a terror reading at

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the end of every episode for a little deeper insight

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into our squeaky toy I mean topic topic.

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As always, Charlotte is with us.

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If you hadn't heard, yeah.

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She's having a great time.

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So today is my episode. And Caitlin might be slightly

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confused because I am not on my laptop. I am

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on my phone, which means I did not write this episode.

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I'm so confused.

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So since you tortured me for my birthday, I decided

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that I wanted a lazy episode and I went to

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read it and I hold some stories from Reddit.

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I mean, you earned it.

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I did earn it. Thank you.

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Yeah, your ear dedication episode turned out so much darker

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than I intended.

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Was the worst.

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Yeah, I was like, I regret this, but I have

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unfortunately plunged too deep and spent too much time and

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we just have to venture forth.

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And guys, I had to fucking edit it, so I

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had to listen to it again. I was like, why story?

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I know.

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Sometimes I really am the worst.

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Seriously, So anyway, I did end up finding I found

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like P ANDW specific things from Reddit. Though I love it.

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Some of them are pretty recent.

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We love a recent story.

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I'll start with that one, the one like the first

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one I found. So I did this last night. So

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this is two days ago. I was posted wow, and

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I found all of these in the what is it

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called a subreddit? The subred is that what that's called?

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It's called backwoods creepy. Oh, I've totally found stories there.

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I have been over time trying to gather some things too. Yeah,

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you haven't gathered this one because it was from two

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days ago and they were all like kind of outdoorsy.

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I mean it's called Backwoods, so they're all kind of

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like outdoorsy. It reminds me of like camping, summertime, being outdoors. Okay,

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this is from user it lurks in the Forest. That's

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their user name. So I'm like, did they just create

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a user name?

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Holy shit?

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And then like just come on here to post this

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one story because or do you post kind of thing

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all the time. I don't know.

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I don't know.

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But it's called witch Altar in Oregon. Me and my

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now wife are doing a road trip down the Organ Coast. Okay,

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we decided to stop and do this hiking trail called

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Hobbit Beach and I have looked at this beach forever

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and I'm like, I need to go there, need to

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do this, and I still have yet to do it.

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Well, now you know, it's.

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Apparently like kind of hidden and are you even google it? Right?

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I'm going to google it. Yeah, it's like magical apparently,

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I mean, who doesn't Who doesn't love a magical beach?

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like not super well known. But I'm like, is it

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not though, or is it one of those things where

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it used to not be well known, but now everyone

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knows about it, and so they go there. I'm not

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the same question. I have to go and find out.

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I mean it does have signage, it looks like it does,

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but you have to already be there to see it.

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the trail is pretty, but it does smell a lot

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like stale urine. And there were little tunnels in quotes

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into the woods that look well traveled, and there is

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a lot of trash that is so upsetting. So it

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makes me think it is more well known and it's

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in the woods down in the tunnels. I for some

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and at the end I find a little altar. It

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had eggs, candles, feathers, small animal bones placed in crisscrosses,

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all built in a very unsettling fashion. Okay, I mean,

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is it unsettling just because you think it's like nefarious,

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like you're not used to think, because I'm like that

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all sounds really cool to me. Little bones, little feathers.

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I love that. It really could go either way for me.

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the ground. Did I read that part? Did I skip

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over that sentence?

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You might have say it again.

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to check it out. At the end of the little altar,

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it says it looked like a giant bird nest that

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is built on the ground. It had eggs, candles, feathers,

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small animal bones placed in crisscrosses, all built in a

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very unsettling fashion bird's nest. I don't know all that

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sounds great to me. It sounds like something I would do,

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just saying.

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I mean, yeah, it does sound cool.

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they think it's like evil whatever. Yeah, we do tarot here,

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we are into it. So it goes on to say,

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I quickly backtrack back to my wife and tell her

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not to go that way. We ran into two dudes

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later down the trail that didn't seem to have any

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gear or be hiking. They said, well, it's like a

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little trail to the beach. I don't know if you'd

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necessarily have need gear for that. I'm not sure.

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They said hi and asked us what we were doing hiking. Obviously, okay, dickhead,

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They're like, what are you doing in our home? These

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are our tunnels in our archers altars. We hiked past

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them and looked back and they were just standing there

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watching us. Nothing else happened, but it was a very

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unsettling hike overall. I still wonder what the altar was

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doing out there.

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Huh.

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I'm gonna scroll through these comments really quick and see

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if do you have any I feel like we kind

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of commented, but do you have anything else to say

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about it? No?

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Honestly, I am really curious about the comments.

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This one says sound like witchy nature people doing witchy

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nature stuff.

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Yeah, honestly, I feel like that's the right reaction.

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They probably aren't the ones leaving trash around, though, which

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I kind of maybe agree with.

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I'm inclined to agree as well. I did come across.

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I am not positive, but I think this is kind

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of a more local publication, and I've used them as

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a source for a lot of other things. It does

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seem like this little like kind of it's almost like

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a blog post about it. The pathway is pretty similar

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to numerous coast trails. It's that name Hobbit Trail that

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really lured me for a late December hike with my

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one year old Hobbit sized daughter. In tow there's a picture.

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We were hoping to see something that resembled Middle Earth

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and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I'm not alone.

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The Internet is filled with articles about the Hobbit Trail,

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including ones with breathless headlines such as hike the magical

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Hobbit Trail to a secluded Oregon beach. That fanfare has

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led to large summer crowds, despite the trail beginning at

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a small and nondescript trailhead along US Highway one oh one.

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It's a really busy trail and I'm not entirely sure

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why just because of the name for really park Ranger

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though that they quoted for the article. It's a really

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busy trail and I'm not entirely sure why During the

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summer there are cars lining the highway, even though you

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can drive a half mile to a much easier access

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point and get to the same beach. Oh my gosh,

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good to know though.

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Yeah, so the secret's out because actually this article is

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from twenty eighteen, so the secret has done ben out.

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Yeah, so it seems to me like maybe the urine

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smell in the trash isn't people just like living there,

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but just so much people like, yeah, I gotta take

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a pee on this, let's go to this trail, and like,

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you know, I don't know, I'm on the side of

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the road before too.

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Yeah, I mean, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

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This one comment says I live in Oregon and spend

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a lot of time at the coast. Nothing about the

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story surprises me. A lot of witchy people. Yeah, that's

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just Oregon. Yeah, a pagan altar on the Oregon beach.

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That's just coastal Oregon. Love it.

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I do love that.

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There's a lot of really cool witchy shops on the

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coast too. Okay, let's see what we want to do next.

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This one sounds so familiar to me. I wonder if

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I read it before but just didn't read it on

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the podcast. Oh, it's very long. It's about the Pacific

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Crest Trail. It's her muser and MS and basium oo,

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I don't know MS, and it's called Pacific Crest Trail, Washington.

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Odd encounter ooh, it's kind of creepy, Like I didn't

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read these all the way through, but like I couldn't.

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Skimmed kim dum. Yeah what subreddit, it's.

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The same one they're all from. The all from backwoods

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was creepy like it. This was from two hundred and

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seventy eight days ago.

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Okay, so still pretty recent.

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Yeah. Still, I tried to pick one that we're like

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less than a year posting this here in the event

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someone may have a similar story in Washington. I was

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through hiking the Pacific Crest Trail PCT if you're nasty

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southbound at the time, I flipped from northbound to southbound

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part way through the Sierra Nevada as twenty twenty three

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was California's history snow year on record. Oh crazy, and

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when I was there it was still snowing. WHOA When

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I had a creepy encounter with a self described day

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hiker mail on the trail, ooh, they rhymed, never meet

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a man, Never meet a man, especially alone in the

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fucking woods. I was hiking towards the Cracker Barrel, which

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is not the restaurant it says aka White Pass in Washington.

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Which check out.

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Okay, wait, if you're a cracker, barrel might also be

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called the White Pass anyway, just kidding. I love that

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the area before White Pass is quite boggy, and it

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was a sunny, warm day in July. Wait what it

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was snowing in July? I'm so confused. Okay, Oh maybe

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because they were like up in the mountain. Okay, the

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area before White Pass is quite boggy, and it was

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a sunny, warm day in July twenty While I was hiking,

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I bumped into a day hiker at one of the

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trail junctions with the PCT and a side trail. He

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popped out of the trail a white man with Oh

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my god, I much would have preferred a bear. He

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sounds real white too. A white man with fluffy, short

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white hair, eighties style mustache, oh god, probably five eleven

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or so, and very short cargo shorts eh and a

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huge square JanSport backpack of the sort.

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Oh my god. Do you think he was just like

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a time traveler?

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I know, because like they're saying twenty but if it's

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an old man in twenty twenty three, like they kind

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of stop progressing in their style, right, So a Janzport

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back Oh. Man, so they're saying the JanSport backpack, which

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was making jangling noises, and immediately asked me if I

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was a PCT hiker. I said yes, and then he

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quickly asked me if I was hiking alone. Yeah, that's

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the appropriate reaction. Yeah. I was about thirty at the time.

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I am five to one, and I had not showered

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in seven days due to the remote stretches in Washington

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prior to this. Asking a female if she was hiking

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alone is not cool. No, it's really not don't do that.

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Yeah, why why would you ask that?

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For various reasons.

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That's why it's not cool, because who needs to know?

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Right? Hello? Hello? And I technically was hiking with another hiker.

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He was just a few miles ahead of me. I said, no,

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that someone was just up ahead, which was true. When

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he asked me these questions. The were in quick succession

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of each other, and he seemed incredibly excited. Oh I

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don't like that. Are you liking glad?

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Yeah?

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I want to see my Painis he just pull those

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little shorty shirts a little bit? Sorry? Nope, sorry for

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that visual Something about the encounter the vibes in general

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was off, and I had that blood going cold, stomach

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dropping feeling. I proceed to walk faster down the PCT.

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The man followed me, making some comments about a female

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all alone out here, and because I was well over

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a thousand miles into walking that year, I was in

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a good shape and begin to haul some serious but

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assuming he would not be able to keep up, the

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man started lightly jogging behind me to keep up. Ew okay,

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getting so close to my seven days unwashed hair in

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the back of my head that he could practically have

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grabbed or sniffed the hair fuzzies. That's so corros was

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His backpack was exceedingly large for a day hiker and

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not a hiking backpack, which is fine, just did not

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fit with how oversized it was and was jangling. They

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talked about the jangling, like what was in there?

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I know, wrenches, right, That's kind of where my head went.

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There was metal things banging around inside his backpack.

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Oh my god, actually wrenches.

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No, and loudly too, might iad? I literally picturing a

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back of frenches as he's becoming out of breath to

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keep up with me, and after making comments about my

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seemingly solo hiking. He immediately says to me, this is

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the part of the trail where all those hikers went missing.

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EWA who says that to somebody? Whose woman say that

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out on a trail alone, that's not okay?

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That is I feel like another dude would be put

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off by that. Seriously, another dude would be like, all

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of a sudden like put you know, puff and his

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chest up, Like what are you talking about, dude, Like,

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why are you saying that when we're out here alone

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on this trail.

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I hate that because like, what if she actually was alone?

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Well, I mean she technically is, Yeah.

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Like what if I'm sure this person was thinking like, oh,

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you're not actually with somebody, Like you're just saying that,

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because that'd be a weird dude in the woods asking

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if you're alone. I even ask I at that, and

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then I freaked out. And then starts talking about the

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bogs and how bodies could just disappear, and about a

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pct through hiker who disappeared in that ex zached area

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in twenty eighteen. However, he also mentioned something about a

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missing woman in the area too. To this day, I

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can't find any info on who this might be, or

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how far from White Pass he is referring to. I'm

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sure so many people go missing out there, right.

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The most well known hiker missing near White Pass is

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Christopher Sherpa Fowler, a thirty four year old Pacific Crest

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Trail through hiker who vanished in October twenty sixteen. He

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was last confirmed seen on October twelve, twenty sixteen, at

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the Cracker Barrel store in White Pass, before walking into

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a severe snow store.

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Oh gosh, this is twenty eighteen, though, so I don't know.

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Maybe I know, maybe he's got some dates is mixed up.

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The way he was describing missing people, missing bodies and

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bogs or whatever made my stomach do backflips. I own

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had trekking polls at the time. Now I could now

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I carry bear spray because of encounters like this, which

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is smart in a case of bears.

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Yeah, also bears, And I gripped.

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Them in my hands and ready myself to whack him

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in the face if need be.

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Honestly, he was smart. Yeah.

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I don't know how to explain it, but I it

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was not normal. He was excitedly discussing these missing people

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and also telling me he one knew the sheriff on

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the case and two volunteered to help look for the

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missing PCT hiker in twenty eighteen, and knew where they looked,

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which apparently was all in the bog area. He talked

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a lot about his time volunteering to search for missing people.

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I realized, however, I did not want to preemptively tell

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him to fuck off, because making him angry felt wrong instinctually.

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Yeah, not always a good strategy.

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I wanted him behind me, not ahead of me, where

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he could ambush. I don't know. I don't like him

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behind me either. None of it's good. Just not to

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be around with it, it's good. So I kept him

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behind me and asked him for details of his supposed

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volunteer work with the local sheriff and looking for whoever

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the missing people were. Plus the missing PCT hiker. So

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there's just missing people in general who weren't even hiking. Oh,

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I don't know. Yeah.

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Missing berry picker.

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Oh, just picking berries?

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Yeah. Went missing in August of twenty eighteen the backcountry

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area near Packwood, Washington, which sits directly at the western

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base of White Pass, and it says details an eighty

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two year old woman became separated from her companions while

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mushroom and berry picking. I hate that. There's a couple

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of other disappearances. I mean, most of them are like

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the high profile one is the twenty sixteen one that

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I already told you about. And then there's a couple

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in twenty eighteen in the surrounding area. But nothing that's

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like super explicitly linked with White Pass. It's like nearby ish.

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I wonder if they meant that, if they are talking

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about like the twenty sixteen person they.

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Might have been, or they might be talking about Samantha Sayers.

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She went missing in August of twenty eighteen.

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Damn dude.

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The location where she went missing, Vesper Peak, is located

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further north in the Cascades in Snahomish County. But could

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be that she was an experienced tiger though it's us.

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Wow, I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

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I don't like it.

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Yep.

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How I know he was bad news was when we

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came upon the guy I was hiking with. I thank

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you God. I know everyone breathe. My hiking companion was

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getting water by a pond, saw me hiking at four

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point zero or more miles per hour, which is, oh

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my god, that's fast. Yeah.

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He's like, that's not hiking anymore. You're just like actively running.

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And this creepy dude literally breathing down my neck out

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of breath. My hiking companion's eyes got huge, and I

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was gesturing to him with my eyes that something was wrong.

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I turned around finally and scared the creep behind me

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and said with great satisfaction that I was not hiking alone,

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and here was my male hiking partner. I told you so,

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Oh my god. The creepy man's eyes got wide, and

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he said, oh, right, well, nice to meet you, and

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said nothing to my hiking partner other than that, and

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he took off fucking running down the trail, not hiking,

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not jogging, but running. We hiked very fast after him,

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and he totally disappeared. No trace of him, no footprints

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in the mud as we approached the trailhead, nothing, no

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other side trails he could have taken. My hiking friend

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and I stopped to eat, and I was shaking, and

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I told him about the man and his talk of

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bodies and the strange backpack, and we both agreed something

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was off, especially as the man took off running for

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his life away from my male hiking partner. Had I

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actually been hiking alone, I have no idea what would

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have happened. We were close to White Pass, but still

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a couple of hours away. I reported the encounter to

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the ranger via phone, who then reported it to the

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Cracker Barrel along with the older white man's description.

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Cracker Barrel is playing an outsized role in this story. Crazy.

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What is this Cracker Barrel?

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It's with a k Okay, so this is technically located

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in It's not just Washington. It is Cracker Barrel with

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a K. It's a Cracker Barrel store and services. That's

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where he left from.

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It was not a Cracker Barrel restaurant. It's like a

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gas station and convenience store that like they offer laundry

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services and food. Is it like a town because it

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at the top it says Cracker Barrel aka White Pass

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a resupply point for the pct Okay, all her showers

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and stuff I see. So it's like when you get

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to like the White Pass, it's not like a town.

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It's just like a little icee. Got it. We're following.

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So they reported it to the Cracker barrel, which I

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assume has like it's like a hub or whatever. I

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would think for truck cars and for hikers. So if

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you want the information out, like that's where you would

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put it. Perhaps he was just a strange guy. Well,

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he was for sure overly interested in the missing hiker

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case and local missing people. I mean, I guess we

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are too.

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It's possible, but like I wouldn't go out and talk

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about shit.

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Like that and like follow someone and like run next.

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That is creepy, like running behind somebody to keep up

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with them. Oh yeah, no, don't do that, and way

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interested in my hiking alone, seemingly, but the whole thing

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felt so so so wrong at least say my instincts.

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I now Carrie Spray when I later did the Continental

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Divide Trail, for example, because of situations like this. Curious

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if anyone, if anyone, has had weird encounters in this

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area of Washington. The first comment says, you need a gun.

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I mean, not always a fan of that, but like.

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Maybe yeah, yikes, I know that one like felt real

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like true crime. It was. It was creepy, it like

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in the paranormal way, like very very true crimey. Definitely, Oh,

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the story raised all the red flags. A lot of

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people in the comments are talking about volunteers who like

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to search for people they've murdered, and I hate that.

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It's true. They stuck, they try to stay close to

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the investigation. So if that's a.

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Thing, like what.

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Well, I mean number one, I think you can look

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at it from the perspective of like they want to

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be tipped off to developments in the investigation, and that's

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a as good a way to do that as any arguably,

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And then also like it gives them like kind of

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a sick thrill from like from what I've always heard,

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it's gross.

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Ew I found another one another comment that says that's

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creepy as fuck. I had a coworker who had something

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really similar happen back in twenty twenty two while hiking

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in Washington. The guy they ran into sounded almost the same,

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older white hair, weirdly fixated on whether they were hiking alone,

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but instead of a mustache, he just had a goateee.

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The whole encounter gave them the chills in the same way.

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That sounds like the same fucking guy. Yeah, okay, watch

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out for older white dudes with like short cargolis and backpack.

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To be honest, should.

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We do another one?

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Yeah?

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This is from deleted user.

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Oh those are always kind of like they posted. It's

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like a throwaway, which sometimes come across as.

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Like a little suspect. But this is like very detailed though.

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Oh so I think maybe maybe they just didn't want

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a retta anymore. I don't know, have you seen the

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green orbs? I am posting this everywhere I feel it

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might get some attention. Okay, well maybe we're onto something.

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But we're gonna go through with this anyway because I've

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already picked it. This is a true story about something

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I experienced as a child. My name is Ahvi. When

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I was six years old, I lived in a small

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town in western Washington State. The city is very close

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to a forest area and the population is mostly backwoods

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country type in the year nineteen ninety eight. I think

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I was living That's what makes me think, like the

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details like that, like nineteen ninety eight, I think because

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I was a kid, like that makes me think it's

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like kind of real, you know. Yeah, I was living

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in town. At night came where something strange and unique happened.

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My child mind couldn't fully grasp what was happening, but

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neither could the adults who witnessed this, my parents and grandparents,

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my uncle, a police officer, okay, and all of our neighbors.

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That's a lot of people. Actually, yeah, that witness a

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lot of people, Okay, witnessed a large number of floating,

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slash flying green balls of light. They were around softball size,

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maybe a little bigger. My mother has reminisced about the

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night and told me about how they chased my grandmother's

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dog up the street and would pace the local traffic

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so like they were going the same speed as the traffic.

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Oh. Interesting.

476
00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:52.759
A family friend admitted to seeing them in the nearby

477
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:56.480
highway at night. My family has a very religious background,

478
00:29:56.799 --> 00:29:59.799
so their thoughts were that this was sinister and e

479
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:07.880
but my but my memories are different. I vividly remember

480
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:12.440
the green balls connecting in lines of five or so

481
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:16.160
and spinning around like a baton. The sounds like it

482
00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:17.839
just sounds like drones.

483
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:20.319
Oh kind of.

484
00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:23.759
I think that's what drones do, Like they connect and

485
00:30:23.799 --> 00:30:26.279
then they spin in like a line. I don't know,

486
00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:30.839
but this is nineteen eighty eight, so I don't think

487
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:32.039
they had the drones.

488
00:30:32.160 --> 00:30:37.119
Oh yeah, I don't know they like just average people.

489
00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:41.920
Yeah, could. And this is also very like of UFOs.

490
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:44.880
This is like something that's pretty common with those stories too,

491
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:49.039
so true. They spun around like a baton and then

492
00:30:49.319 --> 00:30:53.279
unlinking to fly free again. They would hover just above

493
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:56.359
the street, up around the street lights, and just everywhere

494
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:59.640
in between. My mother kept ushering my brother and I

495
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:02.519
in sign out of fear, but I was not afraid.

496
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:06.119
This may have been because I was young and unconditioned,

497
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:09.640
but they had lights that didn't seem dangerous to me.

498
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:13.000
There must have been at least a hundred of them.

499
00:31:13.440 --> 00:31:16.960
That's a lot of green, little floating orbs.

500
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:20.279
That's I would say, arguably too many.

501
00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:27.440
It's kind of a lot. I have theories about them,

502
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:30.480
but I've never been able to find any other encounters,

503
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.319
so this is my newest attempt. I've even put up

504
00:31:34.359 --> 00:31:38.759
local flyers with my email to try to get anonymous stories.

505
00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:42.119
People in that area just don't like to talk about

506
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:48.400
the stuff, which I calling. You could go either way. Yeah,

507
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:52.119
to the credit of my religious family, they did seem

508
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:55.240
to cause the lights to leave. I remember the last

509
00:31:55.240 --> 00:31:58.160
time I saw them was as my grandmother was praying

510
00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:01.359
and telling them to leave. They suddenly stopped, and all

511
00:32:01.400 --> 00:32:08.440
at once, they shot up into the sky and disappeared forever. Okay, okay,

512
00:32:09.079 --> 00:32:11.960
I have wanted to see them again ever since. I'm

513
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:16.440
twenty seven now, and I'm still left wondering what they were.

514
00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:23.240
My main theory is extraterrestrial. Mine too. My mother supports

515
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:27.000
us because she remembers seeing a large craft with spinning

516
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:30.400
lights on it in the sky. I have actually dreamt

517
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:34.440
of this as an adult. Anyway, Please, if you or

518
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:37.559
anyone you know has seen these lights or anything like this,

519
00:32:38.279 --> 00:32:41.319
I would find a lot of peace in just knowing

520
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:45.319
that my little hometown is not alone. So I want

521
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:47.799
to see in the comments if anyone else.

522
00:32:47.799 --> 00:32:48.599
What they say.

523
00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:52.599
Yeah, someone else posts that they were walking home and

524
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.200
saw green orb of some kind floating two to three

525
00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:59.400
feet in the air. Okay, and it moved to the

526
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.240
pond and ooh, it went into the water and disappeared.

527
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:05.720
Okay. See that sounds less like a drone to me.

528
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:10.119
Yeah, like a lot of UFOs I feel go into

529
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:13.680
the water and disappear. It's like they can do. They

530
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:17.000
they're like air boats, like they can fly and go

531
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:18.400
in the water like submarine.

532
00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:19.319
Amphibious.

533
00:33:19.599 --> 00:33:24.279
Yeah oo, have you evers any green floating lights?

534
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.720
No? I mean I'll be watching for them. Now.

535
00:33:29.359 --> 00:33:34.359
Does anyone listening seeing green floating lights? Let's now send

536
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.640
us your own story at PNW Haunts and as ees

537
00:33:36.680 --> 00:33:41.799
at gmail dot com and we'll read them.

538
00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:45.240
Yeah.

539
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.880
I feel like there's a lot of comments saying, like

540
00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:51.599
people see green floating lights. I have some pictures I

541
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:56.759
caught of one dm me from deleted user not cooln

542
00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:03.440
man Neon. I think it's really interesting that, like the

543
00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:06.039
mom was praying or the grandma was praying for them

544
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:09.880
to go away, and they just went away forever. Like

545
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:12.519
what is that? Do they hear you? Because I don't

546
00:34:12.559 --> 00:34:14.119
think they're like demons.

547
00:34:14.679 --> 00:34:15.320
I don't know.

548
00:34:15.760 --> 00:34:18.320
Maybe the aliens heard and they're like, oh shit, Like

549
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:20.239
we don't want We're so nice, we don't want to

550
00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:21.239
scare these people.

551
00:34:22.920 --> 00:34:24.079
Do you think they're nice?

552
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:29.079
They didn't do anything bad. They were just flying around

553
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:33.239
true a dog, trying to see what was up with

554
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:35.079
the dog. Maybe they just wanted to pet it.

555
00:34:35.679 --> 00:34:37.639
I mean I can relate to that. Let me pet

556
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:43.000
that down that that's me all day every day.

557
00:34:43.840 --> 00:34:46.199
There's actually a lot of comments on here about other

558
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:51.840
people who have seen green lights interesting, very weird, Like

559
00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:55.360
they keep going and there's there keeps being more commons

560
00:34:55.440 --> 00:34:56.280
you guys.

561
00:34:56.719 --> 00:34:58.119
That's really interesting.

562
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:01.599
I just feel like whenever they're there's a lot.

563
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:06.400
Of people kind of hearing the same thing. That to me,

564
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:10.400
I'm like, okay, okay, there might be something to that.

565
00:35:11.480 --> 00:35:13.719
I wasn't really expecting to see like a lot of

566
00:35:13.719 --> 00:35:16.119
comments on here because it was like a deleted poster.

567
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.679
But yeah, yeah, I mean you wouldn't. I feel like

568
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:22.960
a lot of times you just would. I wouldn't expect

569
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:23.440
that either.

570
00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:26.599
WHOA is this normal for Reddit?

571
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:27.679
No?

572
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:34.960
Why is there redacted I've not ever seen that. Actually, dude,

573
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:38.920
men and black are on this shit. There's redacted stuff

574
00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:40.119
in the comments of this.

575
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:45.039
That doesn't make anyone to me, that doesn't make anything.

576
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:51.800
Oh when you click on it uncovers Oh okay, so.

577
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.760
That's a little unique Reddit trick. I guess that they're

578
00:35:55.800 --> 00:35:57.000
aware of that. We were not.

579
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:02.480
Let's go to the next one, which is this is

580
00:36:02.519 --> 00:36:10.480
also a deleted user deleted users called creepy in a

581
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:14.760
kind of funny way. Okay, about seven years ago, my

582
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.920
friend and I were walking down the railroad tracks outside

583
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:24.239
of Eugene, Oregon, ou jene Ugane. We were pretty far

584
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:28.719
because eventually we were surrounded by nothing but forest, not

585
00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.079
a car, road or house. Insight, I almost had a horse.

586
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:36.840
We kept walking when we noticed a figure in the

587
00:36:36.920 --> 00:36:40.239
distance moving in our direction. It was a man in

588
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:43.599
his early twenties on a bicycle, riding down an old,

589
00:36:43.840 --> 00:36:48.000
rarely used, overgrown dirt road. As he got closer, I

590
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:52.000
began feeling uneasy, so we stepped off the tracks and

591
00:36:52.039 --> 00:36:56.719
tried to make ourselves less visible without blatantly hiding. That's

592
00:36:56.800 --> 00:37:01.599
really hard to do. Actually, that's fairy. I'm just minding

593
00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:10.760
my own business, ducking down behind this bush.

594
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:10.239
Just casually hiding.

595
00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:14.119
He got to write about where we were, maybe fifteen

596
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:17.079
feet away from us, and he stopped. He was wearing

597
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:22.000
a black hoodie, knee high socks, and a thong. Yes,

598
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:26.719
a thong, Okay, no pants. We're not talking about thongs

599
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:34.000
as in like a silly way of saying flip flip flops. Nope,

600
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:36.719
we're talking cisco here. That the bombo.

601
00:37:38.679 --> 00:37:44.559
Oh boy, oh boy, that is a lot.

602
00:37:44.880 --> 00:37:47.199
No pants? Did I say no pants? Did I mention

603
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.719
no pants? He looked at the ground and looked ahead,

604
00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:55.119
never once looking in our direction. Then he began maybe

605
00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:56.960
because he's wearing a thong, and he's like, fuck, I

606
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:59.000
ran into people. I'm wearing a thong. When I do,

607
00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:05.639
if I look at them, I'm looking creepy. It's like

608
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:09.239
the opposite of this hiker guy on the Pacific crystiald Yes,

609
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:11.719
this guy doesn't want to be seen. He has like

610
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:17.800
absolutely the opposite vibe. Then he began building up his

611
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.480
momentum again and took off down the road. We were

612
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.280
pretty weirded out by this and figured it would be

613
00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:28.400
best to continue our course as we didn't want to

614
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:34.880
follow the trajectory of the thing cyclist. Does he mean

615
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:36.360
the thong cyclist?

616
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:39.480
I mean I feel like I could go either way.

617
00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:44.679
I feel like he meant the thong cyclist. Okay. We

618
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:47.840
walked for another twenty minutes when we saw another figure

619
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:50.920
in the distance. It was another man on a bike

620
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:55.679
with a black hoodie, knee high sucks and the thong.

621
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:00.440
Wait, are you telling me there's more than one? Am

622
00:39:00.440 --> 00:39:04.199
I there's two? Okay.

623
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.960
This guy was blonde, though, which is worse. The other

624
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:10.719
had dark hair. He was riding across the road, but

625
00:39:10.840 --> 00:39:14.159
stopped in the center and stared at us. At this point,

626
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:17.000
we decided the best move would be to go back

627
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:19.519
to my buddy's house because we didn't want to run

628
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:21.639
into any more of these individuals.

629
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:26.000
Okay, I mean, I guess I get it. I guess

630
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:26.639
I get it.

631
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.840
So there. It is definitely not the weirdest or creepiest

632
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:36.159
thing I've ever experienced, but I'd certainly categorize it as

633
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:39.320
one of them, one of the weirdest.

634
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:42.599
That's up there, I would say, I mean, for me,

635
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:51.719
I feel like that that's up there. Yeah, okay, Thong cyclists,

636
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:55.079
that is really something special.

637
00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:59.159
Do you want to know what bald Chihuahua has to say? Oh?

638
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:00.440
You know, oh I do.

639
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:05.280
This is typical of Eugene. This is a typical Eugene

640
00:40:05.360 --> 00:40:13.719
forest experience. That's too much. That's too much. Gotta be

641
00:40:13.760 --> 00:40:15.159
a fraternity hazing.

642
00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:21.679
Oh and in Eugene like that that might make sense.

643
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:22.920
That's just yeah.

644
00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:26.360
Yeah, was it naked bike right day? Just they weren't

645
00:40:26.360 --> 00:40:27.000
in Portland?

646
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:31.519
Oh shit, Yeah, Eugene's like, hey, we're with you in spirit,

647
00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:34.519
and then they're like, we're the only two out here.

648
00:40:35.199 --> 00:40:39.599
Oh awkward, that is awkward.

649
00:40:39.880 --> 00:40:43.519
I don't know. Maybe they just got like off their

650
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:46.559
shift they didn't feel like putting their pants on because

651
00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:50.800
it's hot. Who wants a red bike and pants? Yeah?

652
00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:54.519
I mean there's no reason to endure pantage.

653
00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:58.239
They can get stuck in your chain, you yep?

654
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:02.119
I mean so many any potential problems really if you

655
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:04.000
think about it.

656
00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:06.719
I'm curious though, Like you run into two people dressed

657
00:41:06.760 --> 00:41:11.400
like that? That is that is pretty interesting. Like I

658
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:14.400
really don't know. I really don't know. I really don't know.

659
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:20.280
I would prod maybe it's uh, it's a little troubling.

660
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:24.880
Should we I don't know. Should we see the tarot

661
00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:29.719
provide us some guidance, won't you? You want to shuffle

662
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:36.440
a little and then I can. Yeah, well it makes

663
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:38.719
me want to do weird stuff in public and end

664
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:41.960
up like a creepy Reddit story, but not like so

665
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:45.000
creepy that someone thinks I'm going to murder them. Yeah,

666
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:47.559
not that creepy. That's not cool.

667
00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:52.519
Yeah, that's not that's not creepy in a good way.

668
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.679
That it rut. Wow, we're pulling a card for these

669
00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:03.119
Reddit stories. There was an outdoorsy theme, so I feel

670
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:06.440
like our PNW duck is going to be good. I

671
00:42:06.480 --> 00:42:08.039
don't know. I was looking at this one when I

672
00:42:08.039 --> 00:42:13.679
pulled them out. I don't think I've ever seen this one. Okay, okay, okay.

673
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:18.119
We got three pentacles and it's got it got beige

674
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:23.199
on it. They're not honeybees. They're all look it up interesting,

675
00:42:23.800 --> 00:42:29.360
they're different kind of stinging insect wasp wasp. It's three

676
00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:32.840
of pentacles, three of pentacles. And I have a very

677
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:38.000
funny story about a giant black wasp that was in

678
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:40.920
the house the other day. In this house I'm house

679
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:44.000
sitting and I literally was like, what do I do?

680
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.880
It scared me because I didn't know if it I

681
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.840
feel like looking it up. It might have been a

682
00:42:48.920 --> 00:42:52.360
mud dauber, which a mud dabber. They're just like a

683
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:53.239
big wasp.

684
00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:54.280
Uh.

685
00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:57.840
How have I never heard of that? They build their

686
00:42:57.880 --> 00:42:59.840
nests out of mud, and they're apparently like not.

687
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:02.199
Oh they look so freaky.

688
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:02.880
Is it black?

689
00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:07.199
Yeah? They look like they also have yellow. Some of them,

690
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.280
I don't know, must be more than kind.

691
00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:11.519
It might have been different. It was super black like

692
00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:14.880
it was. It was like this big, like three inches long.

693
00:43:15.760 --> 00:43:18.000
It was flying around the house and so I put

694
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:21.320
the dogs like outside in the sideyard to try to

695
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:23.559
get this thing. I was trying to get it out

696
00:43:23.599 --> 00:43:25.360
the door and like be nice to it, but it

697
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:27.760
was not having it. And so I found a broom

698
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:31.039
and I was chasing this bitch around. Oh shit with

699
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:34.000
the froom. I could not get it, and I thought.

700
00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:35.599
I was like, I don't what to do. So I

701
00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:38.840
opened the window and I finally got in like the

702
00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:40.519
window screen, and I shut it and I was like,

703
00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:42.119
I'm done with you.

704
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:48.039
That's honestly smart. So Wikipedia says mud dabbers are not

705
00:43:48.199 --> 00:43:52.800
normally aggressive, but can become belligerent when threatened.

706
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:56.280
It was so belligerent. Yeah, it was lligerent as fuck.

707
00:43:57.079 --> 00:43:59.440
I was trying to get it out side, but it wouldn't.

708
00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:02.079
It would and I was like, I'm not hanging out

709
00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:04.400
in this house with you flying around.

710
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:09.719
Apparently stings are uncommon, so like they're not an aggressive breed,

711
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:14.599
but like if you if you trouble them, they shall

712
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:19.000
become belligerent, like it was Saint Patrick, and I.

713
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.280
Was like, this is gonna fly. It's gonna get stuck

714
00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:23.519
in my hair. It's gonna get stuck in the dog's

715
00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:26.519
hair because the dogs are hairy and sting, and.

716
00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:29.920
I don't harry, They're really scary.

717
00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:33.760
I didn't want any part of it. All right. These

718
00:44:33.800 --> 00:44:36.559
are paper wasps, by the way, My.

719
00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:38.880
God, there's why are there so many types?

720
00:44:39.079 --> 00:44:41.599
I don't know, and they're in the card. I think

721
00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:44.400
they're building their nest. Like I thought this was a flower,

722
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:45.480
but I think they're building.

723
00:44:46.000 --> 00:44:49.440
Oh no, that's yeah, it for sure is like a honeycomb. Yeah,

724
00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:53.800
this looks like like it looks like a bee honeycomb.

725
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:55.400
That's so creepy.

726
00:44:56.199 --> 00:45:03.039
Oh. A collaboration working hard towards the sh shared goal, craftsmanship, apprenticeship,

727
00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:06.920
and learning. And I'm gonna read this just because I

728
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:09.400
don't think we've gotten this card before.

729
00:45:09.880 --> 00:45:12.360
I feel like we have, but not frequently.

730
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:16.199
Maybe we have that I don't know. The wasp picked

731
00:45:16.199 --> 00:45:19.840
her way carefully upside down along the edge of the construction.

732
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:26.320
She worked her mandibles and now she worked her mandibles

733
00:45:26.360 --> 00:45:30.599
to mix water and wood, making a lightweight building material.

734
00:45:31.519 --> 00:45:34.519
Then she applied the pulp on the outside of the construction,

735
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:39.559
making new walls. Neighboring cells pressed on the drying paper

736
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:45.280
from the outside, while a newly deposited egg applied pressure

737
00:45:45.480 --> 00:45:52.920
from within opposing forces, making a hexagonal shape. More wasp

738
00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:58.119
spread protective chemicals and continued the expansion, making a colony

739
00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:02.760
larger than themselves. Sell by cell, the wasps expanded the

740
00:46:02.840 --> 00:46:08.079
nest in a spiral outward. Each new concavity added not

741
00:46:08.199 --> 00:46:13.119
only to the design, but to the population as well.

742
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:17.119
Larvae were covered and safeguarded by the structure until they

743
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:21.119
were ready to begin working on it themselves. Craft workers

744
00:46:21.159 --> 00:46:26.679
made by their ancestors. Craft. Oh interesting, I don't know

745
00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:31.440
what that has to do with anything in these Redis stories.

746
00:46:31.920 --> 00:46:38.480
I don't know. I mean they're crafting narratives. So there's that. Okay,

747
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:43.039
and we drew this upright, yes, okay, the Three of Pentacles.

748
00:46:43.159 --> 00:46:50.639
Our keywords are creativity, self expression, skill, satisfaction and rewards.

749
00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:54.960
Ooh okay, wait, but the creativity and self expression reminds

750
00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:57.119
me of the thong sickliss.

751
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:02.079
Oh boy, the car of the crafts person. The Three

752
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:06.880
of Pentacles often depicts a skilled artisan at work, which

753
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:10.360
actually kind of reminds me of that. I mean, that's

754
00:47:10.400 --> 00:47:13.679
why they picked the paper wasp. I think, yeah, for

755
00:47:13.840 --> 00:47:14.840
the PNW deck.

756
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:18.239
What if that? What if that's talking about that? The

757
00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:21.480
creepy old man hiker and the shorty cargo shorts. He's

758
00:47:21.519 --> 00:47:24.800
a skilled worker. What did it say? A skilled was

759
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:29.079
like artisan? Yeah, in his craft, and his craft is

760
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:30.480
killing people on the trail.

761
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:35.920
No, in some decks, he's building a cathedral, reminiscent of

762
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:41.679
the carpenters and masons who constructed Europe's great cathedrals and

763
00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:44.679
who evolved into the freemasons.

764
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:51.559
Hmm, maybe they were the ones hazing in the thongs.

765
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:56.679
Maybe the free Mason's haze. I don't know that that.

766
00:47:57.079 --> 00:47:59.639
I mean, they wouldn't tell us that they do, right.

767
00:48:00.960 --> 00:48:09.400
Excellent point three signify self expression, creative development, and reaping rewards.

768
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:14.199
So this positive card shows a time of satisfaction. The

769
00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:19.320
upbraid three represents expressing your creativity in a practical way

770
00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:23.480
and enjoying your work. You've developed your skills. Now you

771
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:28.079
gain rewards and recognition from applying your talents constructively. Okay,

772
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:30.559
I hate to say it, but that is reminding me

773
00:48:30.760 --> 00:48:32.960
of the creepy old man jogger.

774
00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:36.920
Yeah, well my first story. I don't remember.

775
00:48:38.159 --> 00:48:39.760
You're asking me.

776
00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:44.480
Also, it reminds me of like the flying around the

777
00:48:44.519 --> 00:48:45.079
Green Orbs.

778
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:45.880
Oh, the Habit Trail.

779
00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.119
Oh it was the happy Trail. Yeah yeah, yeah, but

780
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:51.920
it reminds me of like the floating. The green orbs

781
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.280
that are all like floating around could be like kind

782
00:48:54.320 --> 00:48:59.039
of insect, like you know, yeah, hey, no, you're all

783
00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:01.360
wrapped up in my or your little Sharlotte.

784
00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:09.360
She definitely will chew on courts. They are frequently sacrificed

785
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:14.960
to the God other people to derive pleasure from what

786
00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:18.559
you do. This card can also encourage you to market

787
00:49:18.840 --> 00:49:23.199
a product, idea, or talent. In a reading about money,

788
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.079
this card indicates profiting from your work. You could think

789
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:31.760
of it as the payback card when your efforts bear fruit.

790
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:35.880
It may also show a financial endeavor coming to fruition

791
00:49:36.239 --> 00:49:38.320
or at least beginning to prosper.

792
00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:41.400
Hmm, I don't know about that.

793
00:49:42.519 --> 00:49:44.960
If the reading is about your job, you're using your

794
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:50.119
abilities fully and achieving success. What you create now should

795
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:55.000
have lasting results you can be proud of and enjoy.

796
00:49:56.280 --> 00:50:00.519
The upright three may signify the satisfactory completion of a

797
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:08.559
project or job. In a reading about love, loerve you've

798
00:50:08.559 --> 00:50:11.599
worked through challenges and invested a lot of effort in

799
00:50:11.639 --> 00:50:15.079
a relationship. Now things are on the upswing and you

800
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:22.239
can enjoy your relationship. Contentment and security are yours. Maybe

801
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:26.719
that's just maybe that's just me being worried about the bees.

802
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:29.920
I don't know. I was trying to relate it to

803
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:33.079
any of these stories, but I'm not sure. Maybe it

804
00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:36.639
just like the bees and the wilderness and the outdoors

805
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.199
is like the big connection here.

806
00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:43.039
I mean, Reddit is kind of like a beehive. Yeah,

807
00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.880
that is true, if nothing else, And like all.

808
00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.199
The comments inside the comments, inside the comments, you know,

809
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:57.519
or like yeah, yeah, the concavities, the concavity, everyone's buzzing around,

810
00:50:58.039 --> 00:51:04.079
buzzing around Reddit. Well, god, I had fun reading Reddit stories.

811
00:51:04.679 --> 00:51:07.320
I too, enjoyed this immensely.

812
00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:11.320
Nobody go to the Hobbit Trail. Nobody hike the Pacific

813
00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:11.960
Crest Trail.

814
00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:18.199
Nobody stay inside, drink lots of water, go to bed early.

815
00:51:18.519 --> 00:51:23.119
Run If you see a thong bicyclist.

816
00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:27.079
I don't think you have to worry about that. I will, indeed.

817
00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:34.639
Run, I might run towards it, am I right? No, okay,

818
00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:38.840
pick one thong bicyclist or creepy old man in short

819
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:39.679
cargo shorts.

820
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:43.840
I don't know. At least guy in the cargo shorts.

821
00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:47.199
Was it enabled by faster transport?

822
00:51:47.320 --> 00:51:49.960
That's true, she could outrun him even though he was

823
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.000
breathing down her seven year old.

824
00:51:55.880 --> 00:51:58.480
Yeah, I'm just saying, don't put a man on a bike.

825
00:51:58.760 --> 00:52:00.920
Yeah that's true, all right.

826
00:52:01.000 --> 00:52:04.159
Like ride bikes as a man, but like don't like

827
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:09.719
I seen Yeah, no, no, it's perfectly acceptable to ride

828
00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:13.280
a bike. I just, I just if someone has to

829
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:17.280
be approaching me, particularly when I'm in an isolated or

830
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:21.280
uncomfortable situation, I would like the advantage of, you know,

831
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:25.599
being able to rely on, uh, getting away. I just

832
00:52:25.719 --> 00:52:27.639
I just want to get away, get.

833
00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:32.840
Away, carry, bear, spray all the things. Okay, should we

834
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.639
do the thing? Say goodbye. Let let people have their summers,

835
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:40.360
you know, you know, go summer.

836
00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:49.000
Go summer. Have a creepy day, you say, Or on

837
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:52.719
the PCT, on the PCT and your though.

838
00:52:54.079 --> 00:53:00.360
That you know people do that naked sometimes.

839
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:02.480
You mean the naked bike ride.

840
00:53:03.079 --> 00:53:06.920
I mean the PCT. What No, I know someone who

841
00:53:06.960 --> 00:53:09.199
did the PCT and they had like a naked day.

842
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:12.760
Oh, and like that's cool if you're in a.

843
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:17.239
Group, Like, maybe just don't be a naked man walking around.

844
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:21.519
I feel like solo nakedness outside of your home maybe

845
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:23.159
slightly less cool.

846
00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:27.480
Maybe maybe don't maybe don't cover your pain, all right,