Episode 100: Creep It 100!

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And remind me, what are the numbers that make up 100?

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They're one and zero!

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I told you I was gonna make you cry!

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You're so stupid!

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I literally text her, I was like, "I'm gonna make you cry and shit your pants at the same time!"

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You'll never make me shit anything ever, 'cause I don't poop!

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[Music]

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Hi, predator! I'm Ian Caitlyn.

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Hi, Cassie.

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[Laughter]

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Hi, creepy people.

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Hello!

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This is PNW Haunts and Homicides, and I'm sorry you missed the inside joke at the beginning, so...

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[Laughter]

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Apparently, if you have the mic situated just right, and I've just taken a nice juicy

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gulp of rosé, I can make predator sounds.

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It's literally terrifying, like I peed myself a tiny bit.

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[Laughter]

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Your chair might be slightly damp when I get up, and I'm so sorry.

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I could not do that again.

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[Laughter]

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For like a million dollars.

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Okay, good.

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To save my life.

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We don't want it to happen again, so...

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Okay.

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Well, before we start today, I have some very exciting news.

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Like the most exciting news ever.

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Ever?

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Do you remember?

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Yeah!

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Forever, ever!

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So do you all remember the necklace that I lost from episode 62?

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Your fluorite?

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Yes, my rainbow fluorite.

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Well...

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I found it!

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[Laughter]

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I found it! Can you even believe it?

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'Cause I can't.

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[Laughter]

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I'm seeing it, and I still don't believe it.

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I did a whole ass episode about losing something, and I found it!

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[Laughter]

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So I had a ring and AirPods in my pocket in my car, and I went to pull them out of my pocket.

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And the ring fell down the crack of my seat as everything falls down the crack of your seat.

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Like we all know.

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So I give my flashlight out, and I go around the back of the seat, like,

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shine my flashlight down there, and I see the shiny rock.

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And I was like, "Oh, weird! So I grabbed the rock."

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And it's...

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It's when I got from a suicide prevention walk.

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It says hope on it.

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It was like, "Oh, weird! How'd that get there? I don't know how that got there, to be honest with you."

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All right.

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It probably fell out of something somewhere at some point.

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But it fell in the crack of the seat.

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Maybe.

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Established.

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[Laughter]

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So then still looking for my ring, I shine the flashlight down there, and I see a shiny black

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string.

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And I was like, "No."

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A...

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A G string?

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Not a G string.

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Okay.

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Just a regular string.

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Just... just string.

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Just shiny black string.

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All right. Well, I think we all know where Caitlyn is at.

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There's my panties. I have a hand on them.

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Everything's okay.

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[Laughter]

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So I see this familiar shiny black string.

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And I was like, "No fucking way.

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Is that my lost rainbow, fluorite necklace?"

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Like, I would know that necklace string anywhere because I was wearing it almost every day for a long time.

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So I pull it out.

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Sure shit.

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It's my fluorite necklace.

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I have shine the flashlight in that spot.

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I don't know how many times.

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I tore apart my card looking for this thing.

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And like, my car's a mess.

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Don't get me wrong.

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But I mean, it's really not.

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It was right there, like, right at the back of the seat.

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Like, I wouldn't have missed it.

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You know?

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I didn't even get my ring.

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I totally forgot about the ring because I was so excited to find my necklace.

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Because it was like, right there.

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You know, I would have found it if it was there when I was looking for it.

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So, weird.

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Pretty weird to me.

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That is weird.

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I did think that when you sent me the picture, I was like,

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it was there the whole time.

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Like, did you not check your car?

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Yeah, because I like immediately turn my video on once I spot the shine.

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What the shit was shining by the she-shadowed and the she-short?

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In the she-short.

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Once I saw it, I'd turned on my video because I was like,

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I think this is what it is, but I'm going to take the reveal video of me pulling it out.

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So, it was right there.

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I mean, I'm not going to post the video because my car is disgusting.

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But I just remember literally thinking,

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what?

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Like, what is she doing?

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I seriously thought like, well, of course you didn't find it until now.

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It was right there in your car.

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You didn't check your car?

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I did.

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Oh, I did.

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That is so bizarre.

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It looks like you would have immediately found it if you checked your car.

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As someone who has seen this famed video footage.

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I mean, does the prudor film?

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So, in that episode, we talked about how when you lose a crystal,

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it means that you don't need its particular properties right now.

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And I just had purchased another crystal that I thought maybe it was telling me I needed that one more.

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So, looking back, right?

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Yeah.

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I 100% needed that particular crystal.

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And if you want to know what it's for, you can go back and listen.

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It was episode 62, the lost crystal and the witch's castle.

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Oh, god, I love that one.

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That's the one.

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Right?

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I know what.

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That was a good one.

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Even though it was kind of sad for me to talk about my lost crystal.

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It's okay now because you guys know I found it.

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Oh, yay!

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Who doesn't love a happy ending?

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We sure do.

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So now I think I went through what I needed to go through,

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what that other crystal was for.

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And I haven't really been carrying it around anymore.

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So, I think it was perfect timing to find my other crystal again.

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Yay!

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I know.

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It's like the universe was like, okay, you went through that shit.

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Now it's time to focus, get back to work on your creative endeavors.

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Yay!

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One, two, three, go.

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So I went.

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Do it and now we're at episode 100.

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Can you believe it?

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I know.

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Okay.

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It's crazy.

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I would pinch myself, but it would hurt.

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You guys, we're back.

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And don't worry, we did get more wine.

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Well, of course.

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So Caitlin let me write the 100th episode.

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Can't believe she trusted me.

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We like two days before I was like, I got it.

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Not two days before the episode, just to clarify.

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Two days before we decided we needed to record the episode, which is still well in advance.

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It's for me.

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I mean, it is for me to be honest.

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It wasn't the day before.

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Exactly.

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We have made monumental strides.

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You know what it is.

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It's the crystal.

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You're goddamn right it is.

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It is the crystal.

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It gave me the creative power.

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To write this episode.

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So let's get into it.

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Yay.

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So first of all, we have this lovely quote in the background.

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Would you like to read it for us Caitlin?

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Our Patreon members will get to see it later.

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Oh man.

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It's beautiful.

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It's so beautiful.

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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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Lane Gratsky.

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Michael Scott.

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Yeah.

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So you know any chance to throw an office quote joke in there.

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Oh yeah.

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So I thought that was relevant for today because it has the number 100 in it.

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So I was like, yeah, it does.

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It's happening.

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Also, we took a shot, man.

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Yeah.

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We took a shot.

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We did something big.

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We didn't miss it.

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It's true.

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We're still doing it.

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I know.

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100 episodes later.

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[laughs]

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It's so funny because when I read it, I was thinking back to our first

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pot of nursery when you were telling me and I didn't even really

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realize until you told me that you were like,

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I was really scared but I had just decided that I was going to do things.

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I was going to say yes.

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Like don't be scared.

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You dumb bitch.

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It's just life.

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Like you're scared.

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Life.

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None of us are making it out alive anyway.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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And that's what it makes me think of.

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It feels fitting.

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It does.

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So we all know the number 100 is special.

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It's a nice, round, full, perfect number.

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She foe body.

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Yeah, she got them curves.

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Got those two zeroes.

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So like literally, we use 100 to describe something that is whole or finished.

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Percent means per 100 in Latin, which I'm sure most of you probably knew, but I didn't know.

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So in case you're like me, I threw the little fact in there.

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Did you know that?

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I know.

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Really?

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No, I am not fluent in Latin.

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I mean, but like percent per 100.

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Like I feel like.

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Okay, I thought it was like something everyone knew, but I was like, you know what,

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I'm going to put it in there anyway.

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I don't know.

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I mean, feel free to write in and let us know that 100% of the co-hosts of this show are dumb asses.

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Please let us know.

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We love it.

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Yeah, I don't think so though.

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I don't think that's like a common.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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It's also a perfectly square number.

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Her square root being 10.

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We're taking it back to math class.

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Yeah, how far back?

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Like.

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No further than, you know, two days ago for me.

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We use the 100 emoji to agree or give approval as motivation or congratulations

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or to emphasize authenticity, such as the hip term, keep it 100.

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Keep it one.

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100.

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100.

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One percent.

267
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Yeah.

268
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Be know it around here. I think we should say creep it 100. Am I right?

269
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I like it.

270
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I'm going to pretend like I made that up and that wasn't already a thing because I'm sure

271
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like no one else has thought of that.

272
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You know what?

273
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Does it matter?

274
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No.

275
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I came from.

276
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I thought of it.

277
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Who popularized it?

278
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I'm going to use it though.

279
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I don't care.

280
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Creepy 100.

281
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Creepy 100.

282
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We might name this episode that.

283
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I like it.

284
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Yeah.

285
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And I would argue most importantly, there are 100 sweat glands per one inch of human skin.

286
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Oh boy.

287
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:30,400
Yeah, I feel like that explains a lot.

288
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I had to creep it real, you know?

289
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I had to throw one creepy back tonight.

290
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But how many do I have in my armpit?

291
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Because I feel like I have trithle.

292
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Maybe.

293
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Maybe you're special.

294
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That is facial.

295
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:56,080
But these are not the only things special about everyone's new favorite number 100.

296
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Let's break it down.

297
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Now I really feel like this is a classroom.

298
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I'm sorry everyone, I promise this is fun.

299
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I believe her.

300
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You did trust me with this.

301
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The number one is associated with new beginnings.

302
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Manifestation, achievement and success.

303
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:22,400
While the number zero is associated with new beginnings and endless possibilities.

304
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,520
Croshing it.

305
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,960
Yeah, so they're very similar.

306
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Also obviously because of its shape, zero represents infinity.

307
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No endings, no beginnings.

308
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Okay.

309
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Which is a reminder that you are always connected to something greater than yourself.

310
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Which I'm not trying to get all religious or anything, but I feel like the majority of people

311
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can agree that there's something bigger out there than just you.

312
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,560
Correct.

313
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Yeah.

314
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Everything is bigger than me.

315
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Right.

316
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Whether that's some type of God or higher power or whether that's just the fact that we're a tiny pinprick

317
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in the universe, probably less than a pinprick in the universe.

318
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I mean, really.

319
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Yeah.

320
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There's bigger shit out there.

321
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Yeah.

322
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,480
So put these numbers together and you get something pretty badass.

323
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The number 100 represents fresh starts, infinite potential, accomplishment of goals.

324
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:27,440
It's arguably the most positive and optimistic number.

325
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I dare you to name one that beats 100.

326
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:31,440
Go.

327
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,040
Wrong.

328
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,160
Because there's not one.

329
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,200
Oh, I was going to say.

330
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,960
I

331
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I

332
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Okay.

333
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,400
You literally can't think of one can you?

334
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:47,680
No, I mean, I can think of two, but for me, neither of these is very applicable.

335
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:51,280
When you have to guess it's 69 and 420.

336
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:51,600
Okay.

337
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,560
It's like obvious.

338
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:58,240
That's what everybody is going to be screaming.

339
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:58,480
Yeah.

340
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,480
I'm like, I mean, neither of those is.

341
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,760
But those are not full and round.

342
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,520
They're not perfectly square.

343
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:06,000
They're not.

344
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,040
Yeah.

345
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:13,680
You know, it can be an extremely lucky number for those working hard at their business ventures.

346
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:20,560
It urges you to trust your intuition and trust that everything you're working so hard on will come to completion.

347
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,040
Which completion.

348
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:29,840
If you listened all the way through to our Valentine's Day episode, that meaning will sound a little different today.

349
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Sorry, not sorry.

350
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:41,120
It also symbolizes enlightenment, self-realization, and creating positive change in your life.

351
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:45,040
It's a sign that amazing things are on the horizon.

352
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,920
Are you quite sure?

353
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:48,800
I think so.

354
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,920
Yay.

355
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,120
I feel like it is anyway.

356
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,920
I don't know about you.

357
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,680
I don't know.

358
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:58,640
I get excited about things and that I'm like, oh, I don't know.

359
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:03,520
I haven't seen like second thoughts on our podcast.

360
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:07,840
No, I'm just always like, it's always impending doom.

361
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,840
I've always done something wrong.

362
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,880
It's broken and/or about to be destroyed.

363
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:18,240
We've just realized today that Caitlin needs past life regression therapy.

364
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,640
Yeah.

365
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,960
But on a set of so coming soon.

366
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:29,360
Yeah, I think I have a ghost attached to me that like survive the potato famine or something

367
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:32,560
or didn't survive the potato famine.

368
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh, you're weak.

369
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:35,040
She's a figure now.

370
00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:35,840
Whatever it is.

371
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,080
Yeah.

372
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,480
That bitch got issues.

373
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,280
I'm fine.

374
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:46,240
So I know with this being the 100th episode of the podcast, we're not specifically starting

375
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:48,560
anything new or completing anything.

376
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:49,760
We're not going anywhere.

377
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,120
Creepy people don't worry.

378
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:56,720
Unless Caitlin is really having second thoughts, which then I will panic and quit.

379
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,440
No, okay.

380
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,840
Are you kidding me?

381
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,680
What would I do with all of that free time?

382
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:06,160
Start another podcast.

383
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,200
Distinguishing you.

384
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,600
Self-care.

385
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:09,920
Yeah.

386
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,960
What's that?

387
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:11,680
Meditate.

388
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,280
Oh God.

389
00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:21,920
But it still feels to me anyway like we're transitioning or moving into a new phase,

390
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,280
kind of like leveling up.

391
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,760
I feel like 100 is like, you know, it's like a level right?

392
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,080
Yeah.

393
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,320
The wheat from the chaff.

394
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,200
Maybe.

395
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:37,760
The girls from the ladies, the boys from the men.

396
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,880
Yes.

397
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,920
We are now men.

398
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,640
It is official.

399
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:46,240
This beautiful quote from scar- scar-

400
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,920
Sarah.

401
00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,880
Sarah scoop.

402
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,760
Not scar-a soup.

403
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,400
Scar-a soup.

404
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,360
So I'm do you scare us.

405
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,480
You can't.

406
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,600
I think you could.

407
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,640
Unscarable.

408
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,440
Unshakeable.

409
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:01,920
That's it.

410
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,040
Unbreakable.

411
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:10,080
This beautiful quote from Sarah scoop.com sums it up nicely.

412
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,880
The essence of the number 100 is about new beginnings.

413
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,920
Taking action and manifesting your dreams.

414
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:22,240
This number is a reminder that you have the power to create your reality.

415
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,120
Obviously.

416
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:29,040
Which isn't true because I don't have the power to speak correctly.

417
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,080
So how can I create a reality?

418
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,840
Oh boy.

419
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840
It's fine.

420
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,120
You do.

421
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,040
You do.

422
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:39,760
Sometimes.

423
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,920
Third times a charm.

424
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,880
No, I mean you do have the power to create your own reality.

425
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,200
Even if I can't speak, okay?

426
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:49,680
Yeah.

427
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,000
Okay.

428
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280
Thank you.

429
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:56,160
No, I'm serious.

430
00:18:56,800 --> 00:19:00,160
Because what we've done up to this point is

431
00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:05,360
I mean we created a whole ass reality like.

432
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:06,720
Yeah, we did.

433
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,480
Thanks, creepy people for coming into our reality with us.

434
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,360
We're not alone.

435
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:16,480
Yeah, it's a pretty bizarre alternate reality sometimes.

436
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:17,840
But here we are.

437
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:26,000
I mean, I think the thing that we discount about creating your own reality though is

438
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:33,200
it's not about you always being the one that directly molds it.

439
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:38,960
Because you and I decided to do this.

440
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,240
And I think in the beginning you were like,

441
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,560
- Oh, shodoh shodoh, shodoh shodoh shodoh shodoh shodoh shed.

442
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,120
I was like, yes!

443
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:49,400
- What did I do, what I can myself and do?

444
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,680
- Exactly.

445
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,260
And there have been a lot of times

446
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:56,020
where we're like, oh, okay.

447
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,480
We're both oh-shitting.

448
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,080
- Yeah.

449
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,840
- And somehow we kinda made it to this point

450
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:07,840
and sometimes it was you helping me get through

451
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,320
the time leading up to our first life.

452
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:17,160
And sometimes it was, you know, me carrying a couple

453
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:22,120
of episodes in a row and like, but we did it.

454
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:22,960
- Yeah.

455
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,800
- Like we made that.

456
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,600
- We did do it.

457
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,600
I don't know how.

458
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,800
I like literally sometimes I'm laying there in bed

459
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,320
and I'm like, how did this happen?

460
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,320
(laughs)

461
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,680
I don't even remember learning how to edit.

462
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:40,320
Like, it's just now it's the thing I do every day.

463
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,680
(laughs)

464
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,520
- Weird.

465
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,520
(laughs)

466
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,240
But anyway, there's more.

467
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,760
But wait, there's more.

468
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:47,600
- But wait.

469
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,880
- So now I wanna relate it back to some tarot

470
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,760
because obviously.

471
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,880
- It's like our thing, right?

472
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,240
Caitlin, what's the card that follows you around?

473
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,080
- The magician?

474
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:01,920
- Right.

475
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,440
Do you know the number on that card?

476
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,280
- Fuck.

477
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,040
- I know I normally do.

478
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,120
Now that you asked me,

479
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,000
no, I'm gonna make you figure it out.

480
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,840
- Not at all.

481
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,080
Okay.

482
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,520
BRB, you guys.

483
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,920
- I'm gonna sip some wine while she figures it out.

484
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,760
- Okay.

485
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:24,040
Oh, it's number one.

486
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:24,880
- Correct.

487
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,880
- Oh my god.

488
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,640
- Now Caitlin, can you tell me my card?

489
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,720
- Oh my god.

490
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,560
- What's my card?

491
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,080
- It's the fool.

492
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,600
- And can you tell me the number on that card?

493
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,680
- It's your own.

494
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,680
(laughs)

495
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,320
- And remind me, what are the numbers that make up 100?

496
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,040
- They're one and zero.

497
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:46,840
- I told you I was gonna make you cry.

498
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,240
- You're so stupid.

499
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,400
- I literally text her,

500
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,760
"I was like, I'm gonna make you cry

501
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:52,800
and shit your pants at the same time."

502
00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:53,920
(laughs)

503
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,720
- You'll never make me shit anything ever

504
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,640
'cause I don't poop.

505
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,280
- The magician represents manifestation,

506
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,880
resourcefulness, power, inspired action.

507
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:07,800
The number one, representing new beginnings

508
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,280
and opportunities.

509
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:13,040
So very, very similar to the number itself meaning

510
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,960
and the number in the card meaning.

511
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,000
And the fool represents beginnings,

512
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,800
innocence, spontaneity, free spirit.

513
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:26,400
The number zero representing unlimited potential.

514
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,760
Although we clearly think that this is something special,

515
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,480
one could argue that it's simply just a good old

516
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,800
kawink eating.

517
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,760
But, let me just blow your mind one more time.

518
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:39,200
- Do it.

519
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,000
- Caitlin, question.

520
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,840
- What?

521
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840
- Do you know the Roman numeral for 100?

522
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,800
- My God, why do you do this?

523
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,040
- If you don't know, I'll tell you.

524
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:50,880
- I don't.

525
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,640
It's a C. Stop it.

526
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,040
- It's a C.

527
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:58,200
- It's just a C?

528
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,480
- It's a C. The Roman numeral.

529
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,920
- Stop it.

530
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,000
- Also, fun facts.

531
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,200
We always talk about how we met in high school

532
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,480
and our school was called Sentry.

533
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Which is 100 years FYI.

534
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:18,440
Oh, in case you didn't know both of our names start with C.

535
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,800
That's why it's kind of cool.

536
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:24,880
- And our production company, the three C's.

537
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,040
- The three C's.

538
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,240
- Isn't that cool?

539
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,560
- I told you.

540
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,240
- My God.

541
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,680
- I started writing this and I was like,

542
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,080
"What a fucking way!"

543
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:42,760
I also found some good crystals associated with the number 100

544
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,000
just to bring us down a little bit.

545
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,520
'Cause you know, we're all freaking out

546
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,520
about the numbers and the C thing.

547
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,760
It's fine.

548
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,240
So we're gonna talk about some crystals.

549
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,960
Because we must always include the pretty rocks.

550
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:57,720
Yeah.

551
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,440
We have them actually set out on our altar today.

552
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,280
We have some citrine, clear quartz and selenite.

553
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,960
Multiple's all over the altar.

554
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:10,200
Because I was like, "We have to break out all of our crystals."

555
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,520
- It's true.

556
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,000
- Citrine is known as the success stone.

557
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,160
It helps manifest and attract abundance,

558
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,800
which we need.

559
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:20,640
- Yeah.

560
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:26,120
Citrine keeps trying to tell me otherwise.

561
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,440
- You're not using it right.

562
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,280
- I, I, I, I, I knew you have so much citrine.

563
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:32,320
It'll come, it'll come.

564
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,960
Patience.

565
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,240
Clear quartz is known as the master crystal.

566
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,240
It helps amplify energy.

567
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:40,280
And selenite is great for cleansing

568
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,080
and clearing out negative energy.

569
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:48,080
So I actually found a six card business tarot spread.

570
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,400
- Oh my God.

571
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,240
- Yeah.

572
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,720
From tarot guru.

573
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:55,040
But I thought we could do in this episode today.

574
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,240
That would be super fun for Patreon to see as well.

575
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,640
- Oh my God.

576
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,520
You're channeling your inner MBA.

577
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,360
Am I?

578
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,180
- Yeah.

579
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,680
- Business tarot spread.

580
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,160
I love that.

581
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,720
I thought, I thought you might.

582
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:14,360
So it has the first card being outlook,

583
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,680
second card strength.

584
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:19,720
I can't say strengths, strength, strength.

585
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,800
Third card weakness for guidance,

586
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,760
five support system and six outcome.

587
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,160
And then there is an option to do a seventh card

588
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,680
for clarification if we need.

589
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,880
Oh my God. You know that I love the number seven, right?

590
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,040
- So we can probably pull a seventh card.

591
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,960
Yeah.

592
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,920
If we need clarifying on any of the other cards.

593
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,760
So okay.

594
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,880
Should we do it?

595
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,080
Should we do the tarot?

596
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,760
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617
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618
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:49,960
- Listen, we have to talk because

619
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:54,960
who's come to our attention that this quote was,

620
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,200
should we say hold on, should we say what started this conversation?

621
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,480
- I don't remember.

622
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,960
- It was me saying, you know,

623
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,440
I really don't know who Wayne Gretzky is.

624
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,760
I just know it's a Michael Scott joke.

625
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,880
- Oh, this joke.

626
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,000
- That is correct.

627
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,560
- I've watched the episode.

628
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,800
I think I would know

629
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,320
'cause I think they probably talk about him.

630
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,160
- I am.

631
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:19,720
- But it's been a while.

632
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,240
- So here's the thing.

633
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,520
If you didn't know,

634
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Wayne Gretzky is a hockey player.

635
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:32,360
But this quote has been attributed to not just Wayne Gretzky,

636
00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,280
but also Michael Jordan,

637
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,200
who does the basketball.

638
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,800
That's the orange one.

639
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:39,840
- Yeah, it's bigger.

640
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,680
It bounces.

641
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:41,640
- The hockey puck.

642
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,480
- Puck.

643
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,480
- Yeah, puck.

644
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,320
- Yeah.

645
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:50,400
- And it's also been attributed to Sam, excuse me,

646
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,240
Sam.

647
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,560
- Son of Sam.

648
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,720
- David Berkowitz.

649
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,720
- I don't think it's true.

650
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,360
I think the internet is pranking you,

651
00:27:58,360 --> 00:27:59,360
punking you.

652
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:04,080
I feel as though it's a strong possibility.

653
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,520
- But wow.

654
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,080
Here we are.

655
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,320
We're gonna draw our cards now.

656
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,400
- Yep.

657
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,280
- So we're doing a tarot business spread

658
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:17,120
and our first card is gonna be Outlook.

659
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,600
And that is our business Outlook.

660
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,800
If you don't know what that means, stay tuned.

661
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,280
- And I'm gonna make Caitlin draw this first card

662
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,080
because my brain told me to.

663
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,640
- Okay.

664
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,800
- And then we're gonna go every other from there.

665
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,960
- Grains.

666
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,720
- That's what my brain told me to do.

667
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,560
- Okay.

668
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,760
I don't, I'm paralyzed by fear.

669
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,800
I don't know if I should.

670
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,160
- Wait, hold on.

671
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,800
We can't let fear enter this.

672
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:50,560
We've learned today we talked to Kateesh Haberfield.

673
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,480
Did I freaking say her name right?

674
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,320
- You just did.

675
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,160
- Whoa.

676
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,320
- You touched it.

677
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,800
- We need to take shots more often.

678
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:02,120
Outlook is positive.

679
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,960
- Yes.

680
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,880
We don't need negativity.

681
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,920
Negativity is bad.

682
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,680
So we need to take a breath in a moment

683
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,880
and cleanse ourselves from the negative fear

684
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,400
that you're feeling.

685
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,880
- The fact that you just nailed that name,

686
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,160
I feel pretty good.

687
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,000
- Okay.

688
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,840
- Okay.

689
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,080
- All right.

690
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,160
- That was cleansing for us.

691
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,600
- The night of wands.

692
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,080
- And I'm feeling like our number two card

693
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,240
is somewhere in the deck.

694
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,200
And it is our strengths.

695
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,400
We got the sun card.

696
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,200
- Oh, I love that for us.

697
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:37,640
- Next is three weakness.

698
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,440
- We don't have any weaknesses.

699
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,120
- Hey, what are you doing?

700
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,960
Are you cheating?

701
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,800
- What?

702
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,840
- We're saving the interpretations for last.

703
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,840
- Who?

704
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,000
- Who said what?

705
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,480
Get out of the interpretation book

706
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:50,800
and draw your number three card.

707
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:51,640
- Okay.

708
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,040
Three is our weaknesses.

709
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,680
- Okay.

710
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,840
It's a three.

711
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,920
- Interesting.

712
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,200
- Three of wands.

713
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:04,560
Everything is coming up one for me.

714
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:08,360
- Next is four guidance.

715
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,920
Guidance, I said that word.

716
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,120
- Four guidance.

717
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,200
- Guidance.

718
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200
- Guidance.

719
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,040
- It's the shot.

720
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,160
- It was like a Christopher walkin type of a,

721
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,480
I tried to do an impression of Christopher walkin'

722
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,760
the other day and I like failed miserably.

723
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,320
It was so sad.

724
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,000
It was so sad, you guys.

725
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I was upset.

726
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,120
Oh, okay.

727
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,720
Interesting.

728
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:37,720
- Which is the everything is fine card in reverse.

729
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,400
And cool.

730
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:41,400
It's fine.

731
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,800
- It's fine.

732
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,280
- We'll see what it means.

733
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:45,760
I don't have any fear.

734
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,360
- I have no fear.

735
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,280
- What's, what am I trying to say?

736
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,320
- Five support system.

737
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,760
- We'll afford to.

738
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,480
- In reverse.

739
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,560
- For number five.

740
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:02,480
- And then our last one is six and that's the outcome.

741
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,320
- Okay.

742
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:07,720
- The outcome of our whole business, tarot spread.

743
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,760
- So like no pressure.

744
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,600
- Yeah, no pressure.

745
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:13,840
- The page of cups.

746
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,560
Are you ready to get to the interpretations?

747
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,760
I'm kind of like nervous now.

748
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,600
Like I will.

749
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,440
- Yeah.

750
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,280
- Nervous like excited.

751
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,120
- Yeah.

752
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:21,960
- Okay.

753
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,960
Okay.

754
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,640
So the first card is our business outlook,

755
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:29,400
which we got the night of Wands upright.

756
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,280
The first card looks at your company's outlook in general.

757
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,160
This tarot card represents how things look in general.

758
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,360
So everything's in general.

759
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,040
If it wasn't clear.

760
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,240
- A major arcana here would be an incredibly good sign

761
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,320
for the future, but be aware that the tarot spreads

762
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:51,120
real power is found in the combination.

763
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,280
So look beyond this card.

764
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,800
We begin with this to get a broad idea of the business

765
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,720
and we'll start digging into the specifics

766
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,160
with the subsequent cards.

767
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:08,160
- Which is interesting because the subsequent card

768
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,840
is the major arcana.

769
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,280
- Oh, okay.

770
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,680
And the first time that we ever did a reading

771
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,960
for our business, you'll recall,

772
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:21,400
it was a major arcana card.

773
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,880
The magician.

774
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,720
- Yep.

775
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,560
- The Caitlin Pold.

776
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,520
- So the night of Wands in the upright position,

777
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:37,520
our keywords are adventure, travel, excitement,

778
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,800
movement and restlessness.

779
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,360
- Oh, wow.

780
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360
- So it's me.

781
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,760
- Just kidding.

782
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,000
- We have traveled.

783
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,840
- We have.

784
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,040
- And we are going to.

785
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:52,880
- Yeah.

786
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:59,000
- In the tarot, nights are traditionally shown on horseback,

787
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,920
armored like the nights of old.

788
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,680
Some decks call them princes or naves.

789
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,480
The mother piece deck calls them sons.

790
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:12,440
Nights are messengers and travelers.

791
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,520
- We're messengers.

792
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,760
(laughing)

793
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:23,720
- The night of Wands is an energetic young person,

794
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,040
autocorrect?

795
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,280
Sometimes seated on a rearing horse.

796
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,120
- Ooh.

797
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,360
- And he appears to be ready to ride off

798
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,520
into the wild blue yonder.

799
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,680
- Let's go.

800
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,680
- We did, we went.

801
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,120
- Yeah, we're still going.

802
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:47,520
- Or perhaps to a jousting match.

803
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:52,280
- Well, I mean, they're still time.

804
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:58,360
- In a reading, the night may signify an actual person.

805
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:02,560
If so, he's a lively, fun loving adventurer,

806
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,320
a dare double, perhaps an athlete.

807
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
- Wings grisky?

808
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
- It's not me.

809
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:15,000
- Let's pick it up some Wings gritsky vibes.

810
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,400
- There's an extra excerpt.

811
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:22,320
A horse of a different color.

812
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,960
The night of Wands reminds us of the days

813
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,800
when nights jostled with wooden rods practicing for battle.

814
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,520
Different decks portray the night's horse

815
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,280
in different colors.

816
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:40,080
Reddish gold in the Rider Weight Smith deck.

817
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,360
Black in the thought tarot

818
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,960
and the color holds symbolic meaning.

819
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:51,600
Often the animal charges,

820
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:55,240
prances or rears up on its back legs

821
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,440
to depict the gooster.

822
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,280
Represented by this card.

823
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,000
- Ooh.

824
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,920
- When the night of Wands appears upright,

825
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,320
he brings good news.

826
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,160
- Yay!

827
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:14,640
- Sometimes he represents a trip or relocation.

828
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,480
- Ooh.

829
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:22,880
- Some sort of movement or activity is a foot of a happy kind.

830
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:27,560
If the night represents a real person,

831
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:30,240
he's a good-natured and likable chap.

832
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:36,000
- Generous of spirit, idealistic, a loyal friend.

833
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,840
- Aww.

834
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:43,640
- Well, I mean our business is built on our friendship.

835
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,440
- Stop crying!

836
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,000
- Okay, don't think out.

837
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,840
- Okay.

838
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,920
- In reading about money,

839
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,160
he suggests a fortunate opportunity

840
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,760
is on the horizon

841
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,640
and/or a financial change is coming.

842
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,120
- Oh, snap.

843
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,120
- You may receive money unexpectedly.

844
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,160
- I, can I tell you something that I learned

845
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,720
from another witchy pod?

846
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,560
- Yes.

847
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,680
- Is to like always say every day,

848
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,880
be like I'm open to receiving unexpected abundance.

849
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,800
So like every day, if I remember,

850
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,040
I try to just like say that out loud.

851
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:28,240
- Well, I think it's been happening

852
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:32,880
because I am about to be flush

853
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,240
with Amazon gift cards

854
00:36:36,240 --> 00:36:38,480
for all of the surveys that I've been taking.

855
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,720
- Oh my God, I was like, did you scam somebody?

856
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,680
(laughs)

857
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,080
- I need to be paid in Amazon gift cards.

858
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:52,440
- Or the card may advise you to take a financial risk.

859
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,440
- We always take a financial risk.

860
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:56,800
I don't think we're scared.

861
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,720
- We don't know how not to.

862
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,600
- You can't take it with you.

863
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,440
So.

864
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,160
- In a reading about work,

865
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,960
the upright night may represent a promotion

866
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:12,520
or a transfer to another local or company.

867
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,400
- Wow, why does it keep saying we're moving?

868
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,560
- I don't know, Chris literally just said something

869
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,560
about we'll get you a studio.

870
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,400
(laughs)

871
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,800
- He can also point to a business trip

872
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,760
in the near future.

873
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,800
- Oh, yeah, well that's proof right there.

874
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,480
Like that's happening already.

875
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,560
So our card, too, is business strengths.

876
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,640
- Strength.

877
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,040
- Strength.

878
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,440
- Strengths.

879
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,440
- Strengths.

880
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,680
(laughs)

881
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,720
- It's fine.

882
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:50,240
I accept my flaws and I love myself anyway.

883
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:54,840
Okay, the second card from your tarot deck focuses

884
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,880
on the strengths and edges of your business.

885
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,120
What sets you ahead of the competition,

886
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,280
what will customers want to see more of?

887
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,840
And we don't like the word customer.

888
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,920
- Well, it doesn't really fit for our business model.

889
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,760
- We prefer creepy people.

890
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:12,600
- Yeah.

891
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,200
- Okay, so what the creepy people want more of?

892
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,080
This tarot card will give you inspiration and insight

893
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,600
into what will make your business successful.

894
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,360
Leaning into your strengths will be a powerful way

895
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,000
to get ahead and might be the difference

896
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,080
between success and failure.

897
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,600
So this card is very important.

898
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,440
- Okay.

899
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,840
- It's the sun card.

900
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:34,680
- Upright.

901
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,400
- And I know that this is a pretty good card.

902
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:40,480
- Well, and you know, I meant, the sun sign.

903
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,840
- Oh yeah, that's true.

904
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,040
This is card number 19.

905
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,680
- That was just trying to read that.

906
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,520
- Yeah.

907
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,240
- Which falls on page 199.

908
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:53,240
- Oh, I know how you feel about.

909
00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:55,320
- I like the number nine.

910
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,320
- Yeah.

911
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,040
- There's a lot of sunflowers on here,

912
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,200
which I really, really like,

913
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,160
and I have a tattoo of a sunbar.

914
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:07,640
Also, the sun is like significant for me in personal ways.

915
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,480
- There's another horse.

916
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,680
- Keywords are happiness.

917
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,520
(laughing)

918
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,080
- Oh my God, I just did it again.

919
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,640
Oh my God. - She was the predator.

920
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,200
- I was trying really hard.

921
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,400
I didn't think it was, okay.

922
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,680
I'm gonna go again.

923
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,760
- I know I'm in disgusting SWAT monster.

924
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,880
- Well, we accept your flaws and we love you.

925
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,480
(laughing)

926
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:33,480
- Keywords are happiness, success, pleasure,

927
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,960
self-expression, clarity, and vitality.

928
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:44,200
The sun card features a blazing sun.

929
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:49,200
Sometimes with the face, sun beams radiating out of it.

930
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,000
Beneath the sun, in the Rider Waitsmith deck,

931
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,840
a smiling nude child rides a white horse,

932
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,720
which is #mychildhoodgoles.

933
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,840
(laughing)

934
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,920
- Naked on a horse, naked on a horse.

935
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:14,480
Some decks show two children with their arms around each other.

936
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,880
Other decks picture a young couple holding hands.

937
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,240
(soft music)

938
00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:26,040
The sun rules the zodiac sign Leo,

939
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:31,520
which astrologers link with children, pleasure,

940
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,280
and creativity.

941
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,880
And I only take issue with one of the three.

942
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:36,880
- No.

943
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,240
(laughing)

944
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,120
- The sun card represents life itself.

945
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,960
For the sun gives life to everything on earth.

946
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,720
One of the most joyful cards in the tarot,

947
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:54,720
it signifies vitality, confidence, achievement, attainment,

948
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:58,520
and success in all endeavors.

949
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:04,880
- And there's an extra excerpt and...

950
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,320
- She's crying.

951
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,640
- I'm not, I'm stone faced.

952
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,160
- No tears. - Well, the children reading,

953
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,000
yeah, you stupid bitch.

954
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,680
I don't tear the eyes.

955
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,280
- Each day comes bearing its gifts.

956
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,320
Untie the ribbons.

957
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:26,400
- Aww.

958
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,200
- Jesus Christ.

959
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,240
(laughing)

960
00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,760
- It just keeps coming better.

961
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:36,680
- No, when I read this, you're gonna flip the fuck out.

962
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:42,400
The sun brightens any negative cards in a reading,

963
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,720
no matter where it appears in the spread.

964
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:46,760
- Holy shit.

965
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:48,960
- That they're strength.

966
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:53,160
- Its influence is always beneficial.

967
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:58,160
A new day is dawning and you're glad to be alive.

968
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,520
- Oh, this is so gross.

969
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:06,520
It's like just sunshine and rainbows and babies and candy.

970
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,640
You know how I...

971
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,160
I found my necklace.

972
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,800
I had the suicide prevention,

973
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,400
I hope stone with it.

974
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,800
And I talked about it today and then...

975
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:23,920
There's no coincidence as people.

976
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,640
- Okay, oh my god, it's getting it so much grosser.

977
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:28,640
- Okay.

978
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:33,040
- Whatever your question, the answer is positive.

979
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,840
For creative people, the sun can indicate a time of

980
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,640
increased inspiration and productivity.

981
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,720
- I feel it already.

982
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,040
It's the necklace.

983
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,520
I mean, you're not wrong.

984
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,400
How did I find this?

985
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Like at the perfect time, we're creating our own reality.

986
00:42:55,400 --> 00:43:00,920
- I'm creating a reality where I no longer cry.

987
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:06,200
Whatever you undertake at this time is likely to prosper.

988
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,360
For the sun is shining on you.

989
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:11,800
This is a good time to start new projects

990
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,000
and expand your horizons.

991
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,320
It's your day and the sun.

992
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,160
- Oh.

993
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,440
- In a reading about money,

994
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,400
you may receive rewards for your work or talent.

995
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,840
Investments and business ventures pay off.

996
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,640
Opportunities abound.

997
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:39,640
- For creative people, this card suggests you'll benefit

998
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,640
financially from your artistic endeavors.

999
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,400
- Thank god.

1000
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,560
Am I right?

1001
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,640
- Oh god, 'cause we can do fuck all else.

1002
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,920
I mean, that's not entirely true, but you don't have to say.

1003
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,000
If the reading is about your job,

1004
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,760
the sun marks a period of prosperity, enthusiasm,

1005
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:08,280
honors, public recognition, and attainment.

1006
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:10,480
You feel confident in your abilities

1007
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,200
and attract opportunities to show the world

1008
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,520
that what you can do.

1009
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,480
Step into the spotlight.

1010
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,720
It's your time to shine.

1011
00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,080
And there's an extra excerpt,

1012
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:24,520
but I'm so fucking sick of crying already.

1013
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:29,520
- We have spoiler alert, four more, four to five more cards.

1014
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,920
- I'm not sick.

1015
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,080
The Sun King, pagan mythology,

1016
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:38,000
describes the apparent passage of the sun

1017
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,760
through the heavens each year as the journey of the sun king,

1018
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:46,040
who drives his bright chariot across the sky.

1019
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:50,200
In pre-Christian Europe and Britain,

1020
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:54,000
the winter solstice celebrated the sun king's birth.

1021
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:59,040
This beloved deity brought light into the world

1022
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,760
during the darkest time of all.

1023
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:03,000
- Well, let's go to weaknesses.

1024
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
So maybe we can stop crying for that.

1025
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000
- Yeah.

1026
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,800
So card three is business weaknesses.

1027
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,920
Your third card in the business tarot

1028
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,400
looks at the weakness of your business.

1029
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
The pit falls at lay before you

1030
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,000
from lack of resources or focus

1031
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,520
to increased competition or market changes.

1032
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,800
The tarot doesn't just give us the answer we want to hear,

1033
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,880
nor does it give us the reading of doom and gloom,

1034
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,000
which I say that all the time.

1035
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,920
It gives us both tips and hope on how to unlock our future.

1036
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,120
Understanding the obstacles in your business

1037
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,520
will allow you to prepare and overcome them.

1038
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,600
Plan ahead for them before they even arise.

1039
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,600
- She's already fucking crying.

1040
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:53,160
- Did we do a good job on the tarot?

1041
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,720
- It's the three of ones in reverse.

1042
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:01,800
Okay, key words are creativity and skill,

1043
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:07,760
self-expression, growth, competence, and manifestation.

1044
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,000
- Okay.

1045
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,480
- Now is the time to show the world what you can do.

1046
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,040
You've worked hard to develop your tones

1047
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,000
and have confidence in your abilities.

1048
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,480
You feel passionately about what you do

1049
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,080
and believe you can inspire others.

1050
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,280
- Express yourself.

1051
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,760
- I already know where this is going.

1052
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,440
- If you asked about a relationship,

1053
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,440
the three indicates a commitment, an engagement, or a marriage.

1054
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,720
- Are we getting married?

1055
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:44,240
- Oh wait, that's the upright interpretation.

1056
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,080
That's hilarious.

1057
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,400
- I don't think this is right.

1058
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,400
- Right above the reverse interpretation, the extra excerpt.

1059
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,960
You and a partner express passionate feelings

1060
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,400
for each other and celebrate your love.

1061
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,720
So I mean, whatever, it's the true fits.

1062
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:02,000
- Basically what we're doing right now.

1063
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,800
- Hidden alliances work to move you

1064
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,640
into your authentic vocation

1065
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:11,000
as soon as you begin to commit to it.

1066
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,560
- What are these hidden alliances?

1067
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:20,840
Things that are unseen that are making the pieces fall

1068
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,080
into place where they should.

1069
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,240
And all the pieces fall.

1070
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:28,640
- Right into place.

1071
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,000
- We love Taylor Swift.

1072
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,280
- Oh my God, I love that song so much.

1073
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:35,520
- You still have work to do before you go public

1074
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,840
with your ideas while too late.

1075
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,120
(laughing)

1076
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:44,040
Perhaps you could benefit from honing your skills.

1077
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:48,160
Some areas of an undertaking still need clarification

1078
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:52,800
or you may need to win the support and blessing of others

1079
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,960
in order to advance.

1080
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,040
- That makes sense.

1081
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,840
- In a question about money,

1082
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,760
this card can mean the financial support you need

1083
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:03,560
isn't there at this time.

1084
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,640
- That is our weakness.

1085
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,200
(laughing)

1086
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:07,200
- That's not wrong.

1087
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:11,880
- You might have to work extra hard for a while

1088
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,000
to make ends meet, be burdened in spending.

1089
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,160
(laughing)

1090
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,840
- But the other ones that are investments

1091
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,360
will pay off, so you know.

1092
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,120
They shall, mine always do.

1093
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,920
Everything always goes right for me.

1094
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:32,400
In a reading about work, the reverse three suggests

1095
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:37,160
you're not ready yet to market your project or ideas.

1096
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,960
You feel passionately about what you're doing,

1097
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:44,200
but you still have to convince other people to get on board.

1098
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,400
- That's what we've been doing for a hundred episodes.

1099
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,640
(laughing)

1100
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,880
- For artistic people, this card advises,

1101
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,200
don't give up your day job yet.

1102
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,880
- We got it, not yet.

1103
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,840
- Some of us are--

1104
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,000
- I wasn't going to, I'm a very practical person.

1105
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Jesus, so practical.

1106
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,360
- Some of us are even trying to get another job,

1107
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,160
more education for more jobs.

1108
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,760
All the jobs, it's fine.

1109
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,120
- Listen, I can work a hundred hours a day, okay?

1110
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,760
- I'm trying to tell me I can't.

1111
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:21,440
- Ridiculous.

1112
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,720
- Some people have another job, another job, another job,

1113
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:28,480
another job, and try to play the ukulele.

1114
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,480
(laughing)

1115
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:32,160
- Well, that's ridiculous, also.

1116
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:37,000
- Okay, our fourth card is our guidance for moving forward.

1117
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,720
Just, you know, like I said, moving on.

1118
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:43,240
- If you choose to use a signifier card to represent you,

1119
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:46,480
then your fourth card will give you advice

1120
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,920
on what it takes to make the business a success.

1121
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:53,480
If you don't represent yourself in the business terror reading,

1122
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,920
then it's advice on what the business as a whole should do.

1123
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,840
Do we counter ourselves as one person or a whole?

1124
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,240
- Why don't you let me read you

1125
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,440
of the interpretation and the card,

1126
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:13,440
and then if you, I think I'll let you decide.

1127
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,760
- There's another paragraph here.

1128
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:16,840
- Okay, go ahead.

1129
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:21,640
- This guidance card should incorporate the previous two cards,

1130
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:26,120
work with your strengths and be conscious of your weaknesses.

1131
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,600
This terror card may give you the courage to take risks

1132
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,920
and warn you when it's time to play it safe.

1133
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,840
- The Ten of Swords in Reverse.

1134
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:42,360
In many decks, the Ten of Swords depicts a man lying on the ground

1135
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,040
with ten swords stuck in his back.

1136
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,680
- This isn't shown good for our guidance.

1137
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:57,520
- Ten's represent the end of a cycle.

1138
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:58,440
- Holy shit.

1139
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,680
- I'm gonna read it again.

1140
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:04,680
- But we got a 10 and it's 100 and it's the end of the,

1141
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,680
okay. - One.

1142
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,120
- Okay, go. - Okay, go.

1143
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:12,520
- Ten's represent the end of a cycle

1144
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,040
and the start of a new one.

1145
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:16,640
- Wow.

1146
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:22,560
- Therefore, this card symbolizes an end

1147
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,120
to the suffering and sadness you've endured.

1148
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,920
- Oh, just in time.

1149
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:33,280
- For you probably couldn't stand much more.

1150
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:39,560
- Reverse the Ten of Swords suggests

1151
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,200
you're unwilling to take the steps that will move you

1152
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,600
to a better place.

1153
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,640
Perhaps you're deceiving yourself

1154
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:50,000
or you're stalling due to fear.

1155
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,760
- Killing you need to meditate.

1156
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:53,600
(laughs)

1157
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,440
- Just kidding.

1158
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:58,640
- But delaying only makes things worse.

1159
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:04,520
Stop making excuses and choose a course of action.

1160
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,360
Bitch.

1161
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:11,120
- It's interesting that it's guidance on moving forward

1162
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,360
and it's like stop fucking around and make a decision.

1163
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:20,760
- In a reading about love, you may still be smarting

1164
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:25,440
from a deception, disappointment, or betrayal.

1165
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:29,200
But at least you can see more clearly now.

1166
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,720
If a relationship has ended, you may experience

1167
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,240
a new sense of freedom.

1168
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,360
- Hell yeah.

1169
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,120
(laughs)

1170
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,680
- In a reading about money, the Reverse Ten

1171
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,080
can represent a time of recovery after hardship or loss.

1172
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:53,440
A new cycle is beginning and better times

1173
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,960
may wait around the corner, but you must take the first step.

1174
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:01,400
- Dude, doesn't it say, okay, first of all,

1175
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:05,320
this card is 10, it's a 1 and a 0, it's me and Kayla

1176
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,800
and it's episode 100.

1177
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:12,800
The 100 is the square, the 10 is the square root of the hundred.

1178
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:17,720
- Yeah, okay, so what I wrote is this is a sign

1179
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,960
that amazing things are on the horizon,

1180
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,080
but I remember in the article I was reading,

1181
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,400
it specifically said, good times are on the way.

1182
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,240
Like, didn't you just read that?

1183
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:32,480
- Yeah, if the reading is about your job,

1184
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:37,720
you still feel insecure about your future.

1185
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:41,160
But in order to get to a more satisfactory place,

1186
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,800
you'll have to take a risk.

1187
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:46,560
Stop letting the past prevent you

1188
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,040
from embracing new possibilities.

1189
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:53,240
- Hell no, the past is the past.

1190
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:56,320
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

1191
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,720
Take your risk, that's literally what it says.

1192
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:03,680
- Yeah, I mean, how is all of this tying together?

1193
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,560
She had no idea, we didn't know the cards we were gonna pick.

1194
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:09,200
- Oh God. - So weird.

1195
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,960
- So what is five?

1196
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,600
- What is the fifth card?

1197
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,920
It is the Wheel of Fortune in reverse.

1198
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:18,760
- Let me read the thing.

1199
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,560
- Which is also the tenth card.

1200
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:23,920
In the major arcane.

1201
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,720
Just FYI.

1202
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:30,680
- Okay, holy fucking shit.

1203
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:34,920
- Okay, card five is our support system.

1204
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,080
The fifth card from your tarot deck focuses on those

1205
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:41,520
in your life who can help you and your business survive.

1206
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,560
It could be a business partner.

1207
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,600
- Me too, Karlin.

1208
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:52,080
- A spouse, a friend, or even a loyal customer.

1209
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:56,600
Even a loyal, creepy person, spreading the word for you.

1210
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,000
Yeah.

1211
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,480
This isn't to say you need anyone but yourself.

1212
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,680
But just to like luck, practice, and mindset,

1213
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:07,600
every little edge you can give yourself

1214
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,280
might go a long way.

1215
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,760
And there might be somebody there

1216
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:14,120
who can help propel you forward if you let them.

1217
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:18,000
This tarot card acknowledges that doing everything yourself

1218
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,440
isn't always the best strategy.

1219
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,480
Lean on those who are there for you,

1220
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:26,000
both emotionally and practically with your business.

1221
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:30,400
Wheel of Fortune, which is the tenth

1222
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,480
of the major arcana cards.

1223
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,320
- Interesting.

1224
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:37,200
Not surprising at this point.

1225
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:43,040
- Keywords are change, destiny,

1226
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,440
unexpected turn of events, and good luck.

1227
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:52,160
Some decks depict the wheel of fortune with eight spokes,

1228
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,240
a reference to the eight pagan sabats or holidays

1229
00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:00,640
that mark the sun's annual passage across the sky

1230
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,440
and the ever-turning cycles of life.

1231
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,640
- Huh, the sun.

1232
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:10,880
Other decks show human or mythological figures

1233
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:14,240
attached to the wheel, indicating we're all tied

1234
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:19,240
to the wheel of time and subject to life's ups and downs.

1235
00:56:19,240 --> 00:56:23,960
The writer Weiss Muthdack includes winged versions

1236
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:28,960
of astrological symbols, which represent the four elements

1237
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,480
in the card's corners, suggesting the influence

1238
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,200
of divine forces.

1239
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:39,960
Consciously or unconsciously, you've put something in motion

1240
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,000
and you now have little or no control over the outcome.

1241
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,480
- Oh shit.

1242
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,040
- A new phase in your life is beginning.

1243
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,560
An important decision must be made

1244
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,880
or an upcoming circumstance will change your life.

1245
00:56:54,880 --> 00:57:01,000
Destiny is at work and you have to accept whatever happens.

1246
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,640
All you can do is attune yourself to the forces operating now.

1247
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:09,280
- Interesting how I also talked about like a change

1248
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:10,720
and like a transition.

1249
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:15,920
The wheel of fortune is linked to the three other fates,

1250
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:20,920
collectively called the Marae in Greek mythology.

1251
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:25,440
One spins the thread of life, the second weaves it

1252
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,560
and the third cuts it.

1253
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:28,960
- The three C's.

1254
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,320
- Oh my God.

1255
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:37,360
Thus the wheel of fortune is a reminder

1256
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,880
of the mysterious cycles of life, death and rebirth

1257
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:46,680
and of the invisible forces that measure them out to each of us.

1258
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:50,720
The wheel of fortune is often linked with karma,

1259
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:55,160
which we can describe in what's known as the Wicken Read.

1260
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:59,400
- By the Wicken Law you must.

1261
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,000
- Ye. - Ye. - Ye. - Ye.

1262
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,720
- By the Wicken Law you must.

1263
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:08,560
In perfect love and perfect trust.

1264
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,680
Eight words, the Wicken Read fulfill.

1265
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:17,360
And your harm none, do what you will.

1266
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:20,680
What yees and fourth comes back to thee.

1267
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,920
So ever mind the rule of three.

1268
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,040
Follow this with mind and heart and marry you meet

1269
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:29,880
and marry your part.

1270
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,720
- Well.

1271
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:36,560
- Reverse the wheel of fortune can indicate losses

1272
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:39,200
or that a situation will turn out badly.

1273
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:46,160
More often it suggests you're trying to avoid your destiny,

1274
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,440
refusing to make the necessary changes

1275
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,400
or take the required actions.

1276
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,040
Fear of the unknown is blocking you

1277
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:58,760
and this is causing stagnation and frustration.

1278
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:05,720
It's time to take the wheel and do what you know

1279
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,760
you need to do.

1280
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,520
- Jesus take the wheel.

1281
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:14,920
- In a reading about money, the reversed wheel

1282
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:18,480
can indicate ups and downs in your finances

1283
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,080
and investment may be unstable

1284
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,400
or fear may cause you to miss an opportunity.

1285
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:30,160
Perhaps the time simply isn't right for big gains.

1286
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,360
Be patient but remain alert.

1287
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,520
- That's interesting.

1288
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:39,400
For reasons I'm not gonna say on the podcast.

1289
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:44,640
- Yeah, this is so funny because it makes so much more sense

1290
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:45,880
in that placement.

1291
00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:47,320
- Mm-hmm. - It does.

1292
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,320
If the reading is about your job,

1293
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,280
you may experience delays or disappointments

1294
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,760
because you lack commitment.

1295
00:59:54,760 --> 01:00:01,400
A job change may not be advantageous now.

1296
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:05,440
Either you're not prepared to make this move

1297
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:09,000
or the position you're considering isn't stable.

1298
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,840
- Our support system, I feel like it's talking about money.

1299
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,640
- Yep. - Like I feel like our family,

1300
01:00:15,640 --> 01:00:19,280
our friend support system is fine.

1301
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:24,120
- Yeah. - But like that's the concern.

1302
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,320
- So I just wanna say quickly that we,

1303
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:33,320
we couldn't reveal everything that we saw

1304
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,920
in this card out loud on the pot.

1305
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,800
But yeah, it makes sense for us.

1306
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:43,640
So I just wanna say that 'cause we can't talk about

1307
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,960
every detail of our personal lives.

1308
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,880
- Just trust us.

1309
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,520
- Just trust us, it's fine.

1310
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:55,280
Okay, card six, final outcome.

1311
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:57,280
Page of cups.

1312
01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,920
The final card from this tarot spread focuses

1313
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,720
on the potential outcome of your business

1314
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,120
in the next three months.

1315
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,280
Three.

1316
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:12,440
Your final card looks at the long term outcome of your business.

1317
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:15,400
It gives you insight into the foreseeable future

1318
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,280
and might be the most important in the spread.

1319
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:24,160
The page of cups are keywords are naivete.

1320
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:29,680
Oh, openness, sensitivity, immaturity

1321
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,120
and lack of boundaries, which, hello.

1322
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,680
(laughing)

1323
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:36,000
- It's me.

1324
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,520
Hi.

1325
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,960
I'm the problem is me.

1326
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:43,360
Also me, myself and I, all of us.

1327
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:49,200
In some tarot decks, the page appears as a child,

1328
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:54,040
which suddenly I am taking a serious issue

1329
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:56,680
with Leo's being associated with children.

1330
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,680
(laughing)

1331
01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:59,320
- You're the child, don't you see?

1332
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,280
(laughing)

1333
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:01,360
- I go by myself.

1334
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:04,880
- You're literally this, you told me today

1335
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,680
you buy child-sized boots.

1336
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,600
Listen, children's shoes are cheaper, okay?

1337
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,360
It's just economics.

1338
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,640
Anyway.

1339
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:22,600
Consequently, page cards represent innocence

1340
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:26,720
or the initial stages of a situation.

1341
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,200
Did it or did it not say the next three months?

1342
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:31,040
- Yeah, it did.

1343
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,800
- Boo yeah.

1344
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,080
- And we talked about 100 being, you know,

1345
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,720
the start of, it could be the start of a cycle.

1346
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,080
- Bitch we did.

1347
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,960
- Oh man.

1348
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,400
Sometimes the page of cups is shown contemplating a fish.

1349
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,000
This one sure is, which is weird.

1350
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:50,960
It's a fish.

1351
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:52,840
What is there to contemplate?

1352
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,000
A symbol of the water element.

1353
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,240
- Oh that's me.

1354
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,080
- Hi.

1355
01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,920
- Hi Crap.

1356
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,240
- Hi.

1357
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,080
- Anyway.

1358
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:03,080
- Oh Crap, this is me.

1359
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,840
When the page of cups shows up, it suggests intuition

1360
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:12,840
and innate artistic slash creative abilities.

1361
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:14,160
- That's us.

1362
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,160
- But you haven't developed these yet.

1363
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,400
- Fuck you.

1364
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,160
- Go fuck yourselves.

1365
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,960
Not totally, we're never done learning.

1366
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:22,800
It's fine, I get it.

1367
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:26,040
- It also indicates emotional immaturity.

1368
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,520
Yeah, we got fart jokes for days.

1369
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:29,920
What of it?

1370
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,400
- The people like it.

1371
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:32,240
They love it.

1372
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,400
Wait, do you guys like it?

1373
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:35,240
- Do you guys like it as well?

1374
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:36,240
- You guys like it, right?

1375
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:37,080
- Let us know.

1376
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,360
- We're also really insecure.

1377
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:43,520
If this card represents an actual person,

1378
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,400
here she is probably young.

1379
01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,960
Oh my God, basically, you beat us.

1380
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:52,120
Inexperienced in love, false, but whatever.

1381
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:57,640
And perhaps overly trusting naive or idealistic

1382
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,520
in the extreme.

1383
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,720
Okay, listen, I'm feeling very attacked.

1384
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,560
- Okay.

1385
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,000
(laughing)

1386
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
- It's so cute.

1387
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:10,880
Oh, God dammit, and it doesn't get better.

1388
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,440
There's no bad cards.

1389
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,120
- This bitch.

1390
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:19,000
- When the page of cops appears,

1391
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:21,720
it can indicate self-esteem issues.

1392
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,600
- What?

1393
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:28,800
- It's ridiculous.

1394
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,320
Perhaps you look to others to define you

1395
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,640
or place too much trust in people.

1396
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,200
- What?

1397
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:42,200
- It also suggests a keen intuition

1398
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,800
and latent artistic ability.

1399
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,240
- Well, that's true.

1400
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:48,240
- Which is it?

1401
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:53,560
- We have keen intuition, or are we too trusting?

1402
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,360
You gotta pick one.

1403
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,080
- Well, two things can be true,

1404
01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,840
but in this case, only one of them is.

1405
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:03,120
- Oh, I fucking hate feelings.

1406
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,560
Have I mentioned that?

1407
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,400
- Yes.

1408
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:07,840
- Okay.

1409
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:12,080
- Sometimes, this card shows you facing an emotional issue

1410
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,360
about which you feel uncertain or unprepared,

1411
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,120
which is all of them because feelings are gross.

1412
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:24,200
It can also represent the early stages of a relationship.

1413
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:27,080
If the page stands for a real person,

1414
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:30,600
he or she may be a younger sibling

1415
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,440
or a child or a friend,

1416
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:37,240
particularly an imaginative, sensitive, or idealistic one.

1417
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:38,480
- Interesting.

1418
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,520
- In a reading about money, the page indicates,

1419
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,800
naïve té, in money matters.

1420
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,840
Perhaps you've got your head in the clouds

1421
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,360
or don't know how to manage your finances.

1422
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:53,360
- I mean, contrary to what every other card says.

1423
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,160
- Yeah.

1424
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:57,760
- Sometimes, this card recommends seeking guidance

1425
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:58,960
from an expert,

1426
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,160
but it can also show your two trusting of others.

1427
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:06,120
So do I ask for a second opinion or not?

1428
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:09,160
- Definitely.

1429
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:13,360
Okay, so there's a card seven, clarity if you need it.

1430
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:17,560
This is clearly the one we need clarity on,

1431
01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:19,200
'cause of work and views.

1432
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,160
- If the reading is about your job,

1433
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,840
this card may represent the beginning of a new job

1434
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,840
or create a venture,

1435
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:31,520
or it can mean you're studying to improve your skills

1436
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:32,960
and marketability.

1437
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,080
- Oh, are we, are we studying up?

1438
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,120
- Do you think there's ever a time

1439
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,080
where I'm not studying something?

1440
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,320
- Hello, marketability baby.

1441
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,480
Boom, boom.

1442
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:51,880
Sometimes, it urges you to stand up for yourself

1443
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:55,520
instead of trusting others in your workplace.

1444
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,240
- Trust no one.

1445
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,600
- Is it saying not to trust each other

1446
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:02,640
'cause we're in each other's workplace?

1447
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,760
- I feel like it's throwing us some stuff

1448
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:09,560
where we need it in like,

1449
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,440
I feel like this is more--

1450
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,280
- Like other places in our life,

1451
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,680
other than the business.

1452
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:15,520
- I think so.

1453
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:21,840
- Okay, so I think we definitely need clarity

1454
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,720
on this final outcome thing.

1455
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,360
- I mean, I feel good about it,

1456
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,440
but I also really like the number seven,

1457
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,600
so we're gonna do it.

1458
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:33,160
- Yeah, you can pull an optional final card

1459
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:35,320
for clarity on something specific

1460
01:07:35,320 --> 01:07:37,760
that has come up during your spread.

1461
01:07:37,760 --> 01:07:40,360
Just be clear about what you want to clarify

1462
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:42,560
before pulling the card.

1463
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,920
Just be clear about what you wanna clarify

1464
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,160
and keep it focused on the business

1465
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:48,680
and nothing too personal.

1466
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,320
I think that's very,

1467
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,600
you literally just said it was telling us

1468
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,200
maybe stuff for our personal life

1469
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:59,240
and it just said, make sure in this last card,

1470
01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:01,520
you think about business and not the personal.

1471
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:03,040
Interesting.

1472
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:06,640
If your clarifying cards get too broad or off topic,

1473
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,920
then you should do a separate terror reading afterwards.

1474
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,840
Well, I think we're gonna probably nail it

1475
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:14,600
on this clarified card, so--

1476
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:15,440
- Nailed it.

1477
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,280
- Yeah.

1478
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:21,640
The Empress, and aside from number seven,

1479
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:24,200
number three is like kind of my shit.

1480
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,080
- Is it number three, really?

1481
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:28,440
That's been like a theme sort of too.

1482
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:34,400
And our lives as well as this reading in particular.

1483
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:40,800
- Keywords are creativity, feminine power,

1484
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:45,640
mature women, fertility and pleasure.

1485
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,640
- Why is everything about fertility and children?

1486
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,960
Who's getting pregnant?

1487
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,960
- Fertility can mean,

1488
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:56,280
it can be almost interchangeable with abundance.

1489
01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,440
- If you think about it. - Okay.

1490
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,840
- Yeah, you're right.

1491
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:02,520
- The Empress symbolizes feminine power

1492
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,000
in the material world.

1493
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,440
- Hell yeah.

1494
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:07,960
In contrast to the high priestess,

1495
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:11,960
who represents feminine spiritual power.

1496
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:15,600
A card of beauty and creativity,

1497
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:19,760
the Empress is depicted as the universal mother

1498
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:23,560
who governs procreation, nurturing,

1499
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:27,920
the security and comforts of home and domestic harmony.

1500
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:33,240
She's usually shown as a mature female figure,

1501
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,080
sometimes seated on a throne,

1502
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:39,600
sometimes in nature surrounded by flowers

1503
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:43,640
and vegetation indicating fruitfulness.

1504
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:47,520
The Empress is linked to Venus,

1505
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,520
the goddess of love, beauty and pleasure.

1506
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:54,920
And some decks include the astrological glyph

1507
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,760
for the planet on this card.

1508
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:00,240
There's an extra excerpt.

1509
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:05,280
The Lady is the Goddess,

1510
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:09,600
the feminine energy behind manifest nature.

1511
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,040
- Oh.

1512
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,560
- The bestower of fertility and creativity

1513
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:18,800
who brings all seeds to fruition.

1514
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:20,000
- I like that.

1515
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:25,160
- The Empress represents strong feminine energy

1516
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,760
and may describe a mother figure

1517
01:10:28,760 --> 01:10:32,800
or a mature artistic creative person,

1518
01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:36,320
whether she rules the home or a business,

1519
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:39,800
she represents female authority.

1520
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,760
- You know what's interesting is the page of cups

1521
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,520
that something about a child and like,

1522
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,520
naivety and childlike,

1523
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:50,840
and then our clarifier card is like strong independent,

1524
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:52,400
badass woman.

1525
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,240
- It's like JK big dick energy.

1526
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,960
- So like the next three months

1527
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,640
is gonna be like kind of like we're figuring things out.

1528
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:01,680
And then after that,

1529
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:05,480
we're gonna be badass, mature creative woman

1530
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,360
running a business.

1531
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:10,960
- I'm just pretending it's three months from now.

1532
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:14,400
Like as far back as three years ago.

1533
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,400
- It's what?

1534
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,320
- It's a three that we got.

1535
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:20,160
- It is.

1536
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,560
- I feel like it's saying after three months.

1537
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,000
- I don't wanna read that one.

1538
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:27,840
- Okay.

1539
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,040
- It's only three months, Kyl and B patient.

1540
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:30,880
Okay.

1541
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,760
- That's just-- - It is tell us to be patient.

1542
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:34,240
- That's kind of weird.

1543
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,400
A couple personal experiences recently have been

1544
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:40,320
screaming at me to be fucking patient,

1545
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,240
which I'm not good at.

1546
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:46,200
So I had sent something in the mail to somebody,

1547
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,520
and it never got there.

1548
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,880
And it'd been like two months.

1549
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:52,800
And I was like, "Fuck it, I'm gonna send it through Amazon."

1550
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:56,680
The day before it arrived from Amazon,

1551
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,280
they got the thing I sent in the mail.

1552
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,280
And this is happens like three different times.

1553
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,160
Like not that specific thing,

1554
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,960
but like things telling me like bitch, be patient.

1555
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,280
- Sit down.

1556
01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,720
- So interesting that we're getting them as a couple.

1557
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,560
- Be humble.

1558
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:14,400
- Again.

1559
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:19,200
- A card of fertility, she signifies abundance

1560
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:24,640
of all kinds and shows your capacity

1561
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,880
for nurturing, caring, and supporting others

1562
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:30,320
as well as yourself.

1563
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:34,120
- I just got the weirdest mental image,

1564
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:35,560
and I have to say it.

1565
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,480
- Why?

1566
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:39,640
- So I just pictured Kyl and with a baby,

1567
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:41,120
but it's like not a human baby,

1568
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:43,200
it's like a podcast baby.

1569
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,120
And then she shoots money out of her scooter.

1570
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,800
Like the Uno attack.

1571
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:57,840
- Hey, that is the literal mental image that I got.

1572
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,480
It was very strong.

1573
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:05,480
- I am so pleased that my birth canal is,

1574
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:12,640
as impressive in your dreams.

1575
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:17,760
As I imagine it is in others.

1576
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:24,480
In a man's reading, the Empress may encourage him

1577
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:27,560
to recognize the feminine component,

1578
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:30,080
component in himself.

1579
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:35,080
So I guess this was meant for all three of the sees.

1580
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:38,880
- We do get him to bring out his feminine side.

1581
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,160
- There's an extra excerpt.

1582
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:48,200
When the Empress appears, ask yourself these questions.

1583
01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:51,080
How do you show love and caring?

1584
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:55,280
Where do you express your creativity?

1585
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,880
What nurtures you?

1586
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:02,200
Is there a situation in your life

1587
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,560
where support or caretaking is needed?

1588
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,880
In a reading about money,

1589
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:16,400
the Empress indicates good fortune and success.

1590
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:20,480
You possess abundant resources

1591
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:23,640
and know how to use them productively.

1592
01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:26,520
- That's what I'm talking about, page of cups.

1593
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:32,600
She can also recommend joining resources

1594
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:37,600
with a partner or group to increase financial gains.

1595
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,360
If the reading is about work,

1596
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,240
you're involved in a creative project

1597
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,880
and giving it your all.

1598
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,120
And success is likely.

1599
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:49,120
Hell yeah.

1600
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,440
That's perfect.

1601
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:55,280
She may show that you've got things under control

1602
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,720
or advise you to take charge

1603
01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:01,240
and work congenially toward a common goal.

1604
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:05,960
The message to you is find harmony,

1605
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,600
unite disparate factors

1606
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,840
and reconcile differences for the good of all.

1607
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:17,520
And there's one more extra excerpt.

1608
01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:18,680
One more.

1609
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:22,880
I, with a deeper instinct,

1610
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,960
choose a man who compels my strength,

1611
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:30,640
who makes enormous demands on me,

1612
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:34,720
who does not doubt my courage or my toughness,

1613
01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:38,720
who does not believe me naive or innocent,

1614
01:15:38,720 --> 01:15:42,480
who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

1615
01:15:42,480 --> 01:15:46,920
- I love that.

1616
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:51,440
You know what's really funny is,

1617
01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:57,520
I always thought the Empress looked like a really pretty card,

1618
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,920
a really powerful card.

1619
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:06,520
And I really liked that it was third in the major arcana,

1620
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,920
but I never get it.

1621
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,560
You've got it now.

1622
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,360
Wow.

1623
01:16:16,360 --> 01:16:19,760
So I mean, I feel like we don't really need

1624
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:22,360
a lot of clarification on the lot of those cards

1625
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:25,440
'cause we talked a lot and yeah.

1626
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:30,280
So I don't know if anyone has anything else to say about it,

1627
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:33,040
something maybe we didn't see let us know,

1628
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:36,160
but we're gonna end our hundredth episode.

1629
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,920
Oh my God, it's like ending.

1630
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,080
Like we're moving on, we're graduating.

1631
01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:42,120
It feels like we're graduating.

1632
01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:42,960
- Yeah.

1633
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,640
- Okay.

1634
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,760
Happy Creepy Last Day.

1635
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:51,800
See you next Tuesday.

1636
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:55,320
Unless you didn't take that shot and listen to us

1637
01:16:55,320 --> 01:17:00,320
'cause you're fucking missing 100% of all of the shots

1638
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:01,560
that we took.

1639
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:07,000
We're taking a shot with Chris

1640
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,160
because he is a big part of this podcast.

1641
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,120
Yes, he is, don't let him fool you.

1642
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:14,000
He's a lot of help.

1643
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,360
And you know, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

1644
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,840
- Sure.

1645
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,960
- Cheers, happy one, good job.

1646
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,120
- Peace everybody.

1647
01:17:22,120 --> 01:17:23,560
- I'm glad mine's Robert.

1648
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:24,400
- Okay.

1649
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:29,000
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's pretty good.

1650
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,000
Is that peach?

1651
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:30,840
- That's peach.

1652
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:35,160
- Oh boy, better chase that with some wine.

1653
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,960
- That was actually really good.

1654
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:37,800
- All right.

1655
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:42,880
- We have fun here, so much fun.

1656
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:44,280
- Congratulations, yes.

1657
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,120
- Thanks.

1658
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,880
- What's up, so it's amazing.

1659
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:47,720
- Thank you.

1660
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:48,960
- From Iceland.

1661
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,080
- So for all of you that are listening,

1662
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:54,200
if you have any true crime or paranormal stories

1663
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:55,960
that you want us to share,

1664
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,280
maybe with a whole Pacific Northwest.

1665
01:17:58,280 --> 01:18:01,320
- Yes, we would love to read them on the pod.

1666
01:18:01,320 --> 01:18:04,360
- Yes, we will read them out loud.

1667
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,880
- Not just in our heads.

1668
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:07,720
- Yes.

1669
01:18:07,720 --> 01:18:11,280
- They don't have to be from the Pacific Northwest,

1670
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,040
if you would like to share.

1671
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:18,040
Email us at pnwhauntsandhomicides@gmail.com.

1672
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:22,320
It's all spelled out, no special characters.

1673
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,080
Super duper easy peasy.

1674
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:28,400
- Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

1675
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:32,280
Same thing as the email @pnwhauntsandhomicides.

1676
01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:35,160
All spelled out, no special characters.

1677
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,160
Please also rate and review us on whatever platform

1678
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,560
you're listening to and check out our stories

1679
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:44,480
on social media because our meme game is hot.

1680
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:46,520
- Agreed.

1681
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:48,600
- And if you agree, like Caitlyn,

1682
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:52,440
you can also find us on Patreon and support the show. pnwhauntsandhomicides.com

1683
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:53,280
- Bitchin.

1684
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:55,360
(laughs)

1685
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,940
(upbeat music)

1686
01:18:57,940 --> 01:19:00,520
(upbeat music)

1687
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:29,520
(upbeat music)

1688
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:37,520
(laughs)

1689
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:40,520
- You sounded like the predator, whatever.

1690
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:41,520
- Yeah, it was a predator.

1691
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,520
- It was a lion, gurgling in the back of my throat.

1692
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,520
(laughs)

1693
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:49,360
- It was terrifying.

1694
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:50,200
- Sorry.