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Welcome to Randy Dave rabbit Holes, where we take the
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history of the West off the rails. If you like
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your history unhinged, you are in the right place. I'm
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Shae and I'm Jody. Let's fall down the rabbit hole,
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all right, Shae, I am so excited that we opened
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up our Sorry, I can't I'm so glad. We can't
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stop laughing at you right now. We opened up our
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research to the whole West. Because today I've got a
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story for you. There is so much that's up our alley,
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gambling outlaws, a woman way ahead of her time, and
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of course some truly terrible men. Are we going to
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bring up the elephant in the room that's on your face? Yes,
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I came prepared. I'm in costume today. I have a
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mustache stuck up her nose. Well, it's from that pizza box.
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I don't know if you're you know, a frozen pizza
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red baron. So yeah, I know. I can't remember the
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brand of it. I probably should, but it comes with
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this and you could wear it, and it was ideal
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because today, as you'll hear, this mustache, it's not just
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for men. There's mustaches for ladies. Our character in this
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story strong enough for a man but desired for a woman. Yeah,
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that's right. Actually, she, as you'll hear, was not a
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fan of this and probably would not appreciate me coming
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in costume. But here we are. We are talking today
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about Eleanor Dumont, Dumont. Dumont. Was that French? It is?
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It is so French. I thought, so Dumont is what
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I read at first, And I have family in Montana
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the last name Dumont, Dumont, so I was like, Oh,
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I wonder could they be related. No, not at all,
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and it's Dumont. I bet my family is Native American
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that has the name Dumont. But I'm guessing that's not original.
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I thought you said that they're not. Actually they're not
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actually any Native American. No, these are by marriage. They're
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very oh okay, it doesn't take very long up their
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lineage to be one hundred percent. They're very okay. But
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they by marriage. My aunt is not. But I'm sure
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they acquired this name somewhere. Back to the story. Eleanor
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Dumont or better known as Madam Mustache. Yes, she actually
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that was actually her nickname, Madame Mustache. And no, she
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did not ask for it or did she appreciate it.
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She was, however, a high class gambler, businesswoman, and absolute
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boss at the card table. She made money, ran high
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end gambling parlors where miners basically handed over their gold,
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and did all of this alone, traveling from town to
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town across the lawless West as a single woman. Almost
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her entire life was this the eighteen hundreds. Absolutely is
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we are with the outlaws. She actually, this isn't in
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my story, so I'll go ahead and just throw it
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out there. She taught Calamity Jane how to shoot or
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not from the beginning, but gave her some lessons so
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to sharpen her aim. Now she was in that era
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with those people. Unfortunately, she got the nickname Madam Mustache.
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Where Calamity Jane, Annie Oakley, all those people got great names,
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She got a mustache. I just listened to an episode
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of my favorite PNW podcast, Wiji Brad's, about Calamity Jane.
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And apparently, back in that day, a calamity can also
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be a reference to venereal infections. Oh no, And so
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there was a lot of debate about where she got
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her name, and that might have been one of them.
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Because she was well known that if you bought her
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a drink or two, she might be happy to go
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to bed with you. Interesting, I can see why they
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hung out out. Yeah, there's moments in time where they're
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probably very much in the same space. Yeah, but if
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you ask Colambity Jane, she would probably tell the story
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that she taught Yeah, this Madam Mustache how to shoot,
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because that's what Columby j liked to do. She was
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a big fish story lady. Okay, back to my tail.
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So she had the nickname she had been amongst these humans,
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Wyat or Calamity Jane, Billy the kid that era, that's
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her era. So love it because this is history and
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no badass woman is allowed to just win. Nope, things
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take a turn. Well let's just say in the end
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it isn't as glamorous as the beginning. But get ready,
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because this one's got money, crime, whiskey, and murder. Yep, murder.
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I love it. We are going unhinged, basically all the
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things that make history fun. So let's start at the beginning.
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To start, we don't know a lot about Madam Mustache,
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but we do know she was born as Simone Jewels
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in eighteen twenty nine, but we don't know where already
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a great name, yes, Simone Jewels, Yes, well, she leaves
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that name behind, unfortunately, and becomes eleanor Dumont. But she
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reports that she was born in Paris, but people are
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like or New Orleans, so she it's up for discussion
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whether she was born in Paris or New Orleans. She
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leaves her home in Louisiana at the age of eighteen,
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so we at least know that there is history in
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New Orleans. We're just not sure if she's actually born there. Wait,
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I thought it was pronounced narlens nhalns naalns. Well. I
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wonder if she would have she liked to talk about
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her French background, would she have used no la something?
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She said that a lot. I bet she said that
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a lot. She's born in eighteen twenty nine and leaves
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Louisiana at the age of eighteen years old, all by herself,
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a single girl at this point, and heads out to
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Sam Francisco. She eighteen eighty nine, No, eighteen twenty nine
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when she's born, so eighteen forty nine or I'm sorry
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forty seven? She oh, wow, okay, so early leaves Louisiana.
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She makes her way straight to San Francisco, where the
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gold rush is happening, and she gets off that train
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and she walks straight to the local saloon where there
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they have card games, card tables, and she becomes a dealer.
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Not just does she get really good at gambling, she
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becomes a female, a woman dealer in the local saloon
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in San Francisco. Say what, she became quite well known.
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They allowed women to do that? No, no, nope, but
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she for somehow she finangled her way to the table
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and was very good at it. I don't know if
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there was a hole in the day, like nobody showed up.
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I didn't wear a low cut dress. Well she did,
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yeah something. She got the job, did very well at it,
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became very successful, but became very well known and became
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a target. So the saloon let her go. And when
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they let her go, they said, you you should probably
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also leave town, just so you know, because you're in danger.
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Was it because people were bristling at the idea of
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a woman doing this job or do they feel was
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it people who lost the game and lost money and
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were From what I can tell, it's mostly the people
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that lost the game and they wanted to blame her
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because she's a woman. Okay, so they didn't just lose fairly.
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There was a woman dealing the cart, sure, and women
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are underhanded and dishonest. Of course, I don't think the
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reputable folks of the town were complaining about her being
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a female dealer as far as I could tell. Yeah,
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well it's the it's the cowards that always need somebody
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to blame, right, And you know, when you lose a
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lot of money gambling and you can get addicted and
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then you've got nothing in your destitute, you're going to
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look at her like she stole your money. So they
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let her go, said you should probably leave town. We
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think you're in danger. So she boarded a train with
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all the money she had saved. She by this time
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it accumulated quite a bit of money, took all of
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her belongings and went to Nevada City, California, where gold
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mining was thriving, and instead of panning for gold, she
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figured out the real money was taking the miner's gold,
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and so mining the miners, mining the miners at the
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card table. So gambling halls were nasty, dark, full of sweaty,
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drunk people, lyce ridden men, is what I read. Oh, yes,
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they weren't just stinky, they had lice. They wanted to
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have sex with women there too, right. I think that's
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probably why they're like, Hey, a bath is five cents,
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Why don't you do a nice bath before I take
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you up to the crib. Right, It's so relaxing. It's
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for you, not me. Right, yeah, well also for me.
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So these these card tables were also Wait, hold on,
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it's still like the West is very much loves to
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trick you with place names. Nevada City, right, I know
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they're in California. I know, I keep going. Now, when
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did she get to Nevada City? I wonder if that
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was along the lines of the people that got to
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a place and thought they weren't a different place and
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so named it. Oh, I wonder much like Christopher Columbus, Yeah,
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or like Joseph Smith or whoever. I don't know if
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it was Joseph Smith who led the Mormons to Utah
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thinking it was California. Oh, I don't know it was
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Jeffah Smith or if it was Brigham Young or one
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of the other Mormon people, but uh, yeah, led led
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his flock to Salt Lake City and it was like,
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welcome to California. This is where Heavenly Father has sent us. Oh,
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I didn't realize. I didn't know they were headed to California.
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I thought they just went this looks nice. You know
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where I learned that fact? I was from a movie
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I watched this week called The Heretic with Hugh Grant. Oh, yeah,
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I was gonna watch that. Was it worth it? Uh?
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It was a little confusing at parts, very kind of
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cerebral scary movie, like there's not there's not jump scares,
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and that's kind of my more my game. Yeah, it's
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very Uh, it's it's interesting. I think you'll like it. Yeah,
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I will not recommend substance with me. No, everybody's been
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talking about how good that is. Is it? Oh? I
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thought it was awful. You know what, it's a terrible
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movie that I watched last night. Huh, Alien Versus Predator.
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Requim why you're saying what I fell asleep for? I
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did this too, But then I had to see the
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end and it was just to me, first of all,
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it was it didn't make sense, like this is a
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this is way off topic. This is a woman who
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gets to change bodies, back and forth between a young
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one and an old one. But she has to do
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it every week. But you're the same person. You just
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get two bodies. You just spoiler alert, Yeah I haven't
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seen it. Well, we could cut this too. But the
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thing is is like when she's the young one, she
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does all these things that make it hard for the
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old one. I hate saying old one. She's like forty
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five my age old one to me more, she's only
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slightly older than me anyway. Uh, and then she does
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things that pisses off the other one. I'm like, no, no, no,
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you're the same person in two bodies. Don't act like
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you don't know what's happening here. Okay, that would be.
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And then so like she comes back into this body
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and she looks around, she's like, you've left this mess,
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You've done these things. I'm mad. I'm like, no, you're
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literally the same person. You did this, And then I
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could never get past that. Okay. So and then it's
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filmed a little differently. There's probably a style to it.
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It's I don't appreciate it. I'm I find out Corney
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probably is a very artistic thing. Well, now you've set
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me up to go in expecting to be disappointed. So
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maybe maybe I like it. I may have improved the
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movie for you. There you go, heretics good. There's some
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things in it that don't make sense that really left
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me scratching in my head. And then the ending is
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very much left to interpretation. Oh okay, of those things
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I might have done, so that one, that bit kind
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of leaves you like, there's like, wait, how did that
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and how and what architect built this house? But Hugh
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Grant's character fantastic, he's so good. I like you good.
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You don't have to keep the mustache out. I was
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in the park and I'm just kidding it. It's really
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starting to annoy me. Is it starting to get soggy
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being up your nose? No? Not yet. I was surprised
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have a very runny nose. Okay, now where were we? Okay?
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So she went off to Nevada City. Oh okay, this
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is where I really start to enjoy her as a human.
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So we talked about how these are terrible places. They're dark,
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they're smelly, they're full of drunk, lice ridden men. Right,
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But for Lar, she had a different vision for her
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gambling establishment. She was like, absolutely not she opened her
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own parlor called then it Un, which is blackjack in
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French means twenty one. Okay, then it un anyway, then
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so twenty one and we'll go. But that was the
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name of her establishment. Very high class, right, and then
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she served champagne instead of whiskey. Oh fancy, and the
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toe in it. Yeah. I mean that's kind of lame
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for the time, but could have improved this drink with
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the toe if those are wondering. If people are wondering,
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why look back at our other episodes. Sorry, another sidebar,
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So somebody did I tell you? Somebody commented on one
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of the posts for last week's episode about the Sourtoe
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cocktail and said that she is a member. So I
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was like, oh my god, you have to email me,
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tell me everything. So well, we'll see. Oh my god,
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I want to hear many tails someone. Actually we may
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get to hear from an actual member of the Towertcker.
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I don't think you're supposed to suck on the toe.
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You're just supposed to let it touch your lips. Okay, okay,