Jan. 8, 2026

Viva La Overreaction

Viva La Overreaction
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This week we're showcasing our friends Trevin & Amanda - the hosts of Live, Laugh, Larceny.  

Two petty crimes. Zero chill. And reactions so bad, they’d make Coldplay blush.

This week, Amanda drops by before her second vacation in two weeks—and Trevin has his own vacation drama to share. His first time riding a bike as an adult turns into a near panic attack in a quaint ocean community, while Amanda faces a Beaver Lake, Arkansas dilemma when her husband’s massive truck can’t conquer the rocky terrain of a pebble beach.

In Killer Facts, Amanda digs up a bizarre audio mystery from 1997: “The Bloop.” This ultra-low-frequency, high-amplitude underwater sound had scientists speculating about a giant sea creature… but the real answer is far less thrilling—and way more depressing. Trevin, meanwhile, finds fashion trends in the most unexpected place: captive chimps. From grass-in-ear accessories to sticking a blade somewhere it definitely shouldn’t go, these primates are setting wild new style standards.

Amanda also retells a viral scandal you think you know—the Coldplay kiss-cam controversy at Gillette Stadium. Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s very public moment with Kristen Cabot sent shockwaves through social media, and Amanda serves up the drama with her own twist.

Trevin closes the episode with the poetic (and chaotic) saga of Florida woman Cynthia Sosa, a chicken in the road, road rage, and a can of bear mace. When Sosa crosses paths with Perla DeMiller, bad decisions are inevitable.

Both stories are tied together by unexpected reactions, petty crimes, and a flair for the dramatic. So underthink, overreact, and join us for two tales where making it worse is half the fun.

Today’s petty crime stories:

Caught with Your Pants Down
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Live Laugh Larseny discusses true petty crimes that may be

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disturbing to some.

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Or could be easy listening to all you psychopaths out there.

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All stories are based on actual events, but details may vary.

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Listener discretion is not advised.

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Live Laugh. Welcome to Live Laugh Larceny. Getting a moving violation,

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shaken that ass. This is Trevin.

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I had another delayed reaction just then, but that was

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cute and I'm Amanda hate Trevin. Hey there, you've been

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on vacation. I'm about to go on one. We're kind

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of catching up here in the middle to do this episode.

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But what is your dreadful dilemma? Does it have anything

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to do with that with shaking my ass? Yeah, shaking

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that ass, and.

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I guess in a way my ass is involved. Oh wow,

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you got that ass, Radar. I brought up the idea

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to you that I think we are going to probably

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do a special where we have summer dilemmas and you're

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about to take a second vacation. Mine was a pretty

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big one, so I will probably expand on this more.

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But we took a beach vacation to Fowley Beach in

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South Carolina. I love beach towns. I love any vacation

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where I can pretty much just leisure by the beach

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and then walk to food.

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That's the dream.

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Oh, it's my favorite anytime I don't have to drive.

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Our house was about one point seven miles from the

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main pier, which also had all the restaurants and the

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groceries and all that. That's a little further than what

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we've done in the past, but we had a private

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beach like our house was on the beach. So yeah,

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we went all out this year. But by going all out,

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Emily thought, why don't we go a little bit bigger

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than what we normally do and instead of just walking

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all the time, let's ride bikes. Oh okay, And I

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don't know if this subject of bikes has ever come

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up in this show, but I have an issue with bikes.

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Oh actually, I feel like I know this. I don't

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know if it was talked about on the show, though.

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Yeah, it might have been at a party we talked

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about I feel like I have told this. Yes, growing

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up in the country, I didn't really have a lot

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of streets to ride a bike on, and I wasn't

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gonna go pedal on gravel or try that hard, really,

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because I didn't like doing it that much. Yeah, my

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mom would kind of take me up to there was

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a black top road that touched our gravel road, and

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my mom would park on the corner and be like, oh,

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go back and forth on just like a stretch of

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this little highway here. And I didn't really like that

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because anytime a car came up, I just felt so

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uneasy because I was like, I'm.

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In your way.

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I don't want to get hurt by you, and I

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don't want to be in your way.

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So I never really rode a bike that much. I

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don't want to say that I don't know how, but

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I would say that I'm probably a tiny bit more

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than somebody who doesn't know how to ride a bike.

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Oh damn.

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When I was a kid, I was put on one

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and pushed down a hill at my grandparents' house, who

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lived by an old folks home, and all I knew

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were bicycles were you pedal backwards to break?

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Oh yeah, you told me this, and I.

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Ran it straight into a parked car. I've just had

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really weird issues with them. So I rode a bike

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for the first time, and let me tell you that

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I was going to have a panic attack instantly.

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Oh no, my.

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Like adhd brain, I lose focus on my body so easily.

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Yeah that I'm like, my life depends on being in

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my body and balanced, huh. And so I'm trying to

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bike and trying to look ahead. But anytime something kept

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which is my eye and I'm like, oh that's a

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cute little something, or look at that piece of art,

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I'm just like, oh no, I'm about to die. And

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so I have to look back because my body would

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just go doing its own thing if I wasn't completely

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focused on riding a bike. There was no bike lean

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or anything. So there were cars behind me, which the

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whole place is covered in signs it says relax, it's

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folly beach, don't speed, like the whole place is chill. Yeah,

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but don't matter to me because I was so uncomfortable.

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And when you're in a car and you're an asshole

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on the road, people look at you as like, oh

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I hate you, you volkswag, and like they think of

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you as a car. I'm not in a car though,

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I'm on a bike, so like they can actually hate

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me directly. I hate that guy specifically on the bike,

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so I could just feel everybody hating me for being

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slow on the road, and I was afraid I was

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gonna wreck. We were getting to our first bar and

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we were two blocks away from it, and I decided

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to walk and push the bike because I mentally was like,

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if my brain gets distracted by one thing, I'm just

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going to turn it to the side and wreck. And

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Emily's like, I think you can do it. I said,

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if you want me to hurt myself, I'll ride the bike.

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It was a bit of a rough first time, and

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then I got better as it went along.

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Okay, and no crashes, no injuries.

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No crashes, oh my ass?

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Oh yeah, where does your ass come into all those?

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We got to bring that puppy back in the bike.

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Seed just hurt my ass alive. So Emily's getting a

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bike from her sister and they had another bike that

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they were like, you want one for Trevin and I said, no,

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I will never ride a bike leisurely. That was fun

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because it was like using it as transportation, but there's

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no leisure riding a bike. That was absolutely awful.

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And yeah, I.

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Am so sorry you have had such bad experiences on bikes.

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I grew up in a town. It wasn't gravel roads

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like you grew up on though.

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It was like.

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Halfway paved, halfway gravelly, you know what I mean. But

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I used to ride bikes all all the time as

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a kid, and I haven't rowed one in a very

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long time. I might be scared now if I did.

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But I used to love it. I used to love

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doing it leisurely. I don't know about now. Maybe we're

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too old.

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It's frightening.

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Well, Trevin, I also have a dreadful dilimma. And it

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also happened on a trip of mine, and it also

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has to do with transportation, so that's really funny.

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Mine wasn't as.

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Big of his trip as the one I'm about to

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go on. But my family and I we went to

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Beaver Lake in Arkansas. It's our second summer doing it.

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We went last year, fell in love with the lake

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and we just wanted to go back, so I went

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with Jordan and my kids, my mom, my dad. We

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stayed in airbnb. It wasn't as cool of a spot

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because the year before we had like a private cove

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almost where it was really gradual pebbles and like the

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girls could ease into the water. This was more of

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like a drop off situation. Wasn't good. They kind of

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skewed the image. He couldn't really tell if it was

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a good swimming spot. But anyway, it's okay because Jordan's

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uncle and and they live pretty close by and they

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have a boat, so they were gonna bring it. We

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were gonna explore all over the place, right, So we're

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really excited. It's our first day there. About to get

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on the boat. Jordan was like, Okay, I'm gonna drive

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my truck down to Pebble Beach, which is this little

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swimming area, and he's like, and then maybe we can

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get on their boat there. I'm gonna go, like fill

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it out. Whatever. And so I didn't hear back from

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Jordan for quite a while, and I was like, what

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is going on? And he calls me and he's like,

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I'm fucking stuck.

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And I was like, what do you mean?

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And He's like, my truck is stuck on this beach

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in front of all these people. There's just no way,

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and I'm like, what the hell. So while that is

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going on, Jordan's uncle, who lives about an hour and

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so away, they are there at Beaver Lake, but they

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forgot their boat keys at home, so they had to

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go and get new keys. He was stuck in the beach,

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and I was just like, what the hell is going on?

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Why was he on the beach if the boat wasn't

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there yet.

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Don't ask me.

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So eventually we went down there and Jordan was all,

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you know, pissy and embarrassed and all the anger feelings

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that you can feel when you do something dumb. And

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his truck is literally a couple feet from the water.

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It like slid into the pebbles, and I was just like,

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what the hell. Long story short, we made the most

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of it. We ended up going swimming, We ended up

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going on the boat still, We ended up doing all

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this cool shit, but it took a tow person four hours.

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To get out there. It was really stuck. Huh.

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It was really stuck. And it was kind of embarrassing

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because after that we saw other trucks drive it and

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not get stuck.

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So that just puts on the wound a bit.

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He's got the wimpy truck.

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But it was rescued. All was well.

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It didn't get in the water and nothing like that.

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And I do have videos of Jordan and the truck

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getting towed and I'm on the boat filming him and

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I'm like and he's like flipping me.

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Up through the window.

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So anyway, it's funny. I have lots of pictures and

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content to show you all.

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Wow, you are the best support. But I can totally

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relate with Jordan in the situation because when you're struggling

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and a lot of people are around, I haven't felt

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that way, and quite sometime.

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It's horrible when that happens. I agree.

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So, Trevin, this week, or should I say, kermit my god,

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this week we are going to be doing killer facts.

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We traced the facts.

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They're coming from inside the house.

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So since you are a big sound effect guy, oh yeah,

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I wanted to share a sound.

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Fact with you.

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Oh boy, I'm intimidated.

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I hope it's easy listening, So, Trevin. In nineteen ninety seven,

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an extremely loud and low frequency sound was recorded in

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the Southern Pacific Ocean. So how old would you have been?

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Seven?

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Okay?

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So I was born in ninety one, so I would

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have been six.

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Yeah.

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The mysterious noise was picked up by NOAA, a program

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monitoring underwater sounds using hydrophones to those that hurt it.

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The sound was nicknamed the Bloop.

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Isn't there so cute and funny? The Bloop?

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It was detected approximately three thousand miles away, making it

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one of the loudest underwater sounds ever recorded. Early theories

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of what CAUs the clamor ranged from a massive undiscovered creature,

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a large scale volcanic eruption, or a secret military operation.

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But in two thousand and five, NOAA deployed additional hydrophones

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closer to Antarctica and began to hear the bloop sound again.

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This led them to link the sound to ice quakes,

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specifically when icebergs break away from glaciers do to climate change.

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Well, I know that's not true or a fact at all.

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That's a hoax all around.

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I feel like I've heard of this in some way,

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But I feel like the bloops I've heard of like

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this seismic sound. But yeah, I don't remember ever learning

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that it was from ice quakes, though.

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Yes, ice quakes. It took them a while, So what

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did I say? Nineteen ninety six to two thousand and

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five is when they finally found out what the cause

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of the bloop was. But I mean, it sounds cute

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in theory, but climate change isn't so cute.

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After all.

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It's wild to think that it's under water. But it's

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like super loud, you know, dude.

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it has to do a sound. Have you heard of

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hydrophones or any of the things I was saying, Does

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that ring a bell?

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Yeah? I want to say that maybe even at one point,

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because you can't hear the blue like there is the sound, right, Okay, yeah,

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I think i'd even heard it before, but I think

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when I had heard of it, I think I only

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knew of like people theorizing.

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Yes, which, oh should I play it for us?

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Yeah, you can play it for us, and I'll just rip.

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The real thing.

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Was that it Oh.

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Okay, that's not like a bluep Okay.

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picked up on it that many miles away is just

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pretty crazy.

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I mean, you can see how it got the name. Yes,

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you can the blue blue from far away underwater. That

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is an ice quake. Yeah, imagine a planet exploding and

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just all the life going away. It's like and this

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has a cute little sound, and everybody just gives it

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that we're talking about an ice quake.

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Yeah, there's a literal ice quake, cracking glaciers into the

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cold waters, and all we're hearing.

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Is loop audio and going through water that stuff. It's

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so cool.

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It is.

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Well for my killer fact. I have a different kind

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of naturrey thing. It's a mixture a couple of our

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favorite things.

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Okay, animal facts, love it and butts. Oh so whose

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but are we talking about today? So I found this

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article recently from CBC dot ca that was very entertaining.

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It's not just funny but also really interesting at the

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same time. And the article is titled chimps are sticking

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grass and sticks in their butts as a fashion trend.

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For real, for real? WHOA tell me everything?

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And I was just taken by that title. Same But

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then when I learned more about it, I thought, no,

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this is actually just really cool fact too.

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I didn't think this was something I could use, and

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then I was so happy to find that it's something

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I can. Wow, So here we go. Recently, researchers observed

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a strange new behavior among a group of chimpanzees at

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chim Funshi Wildlife Orphanage in Zambia chimpanzees inserting grass and

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sticks into their ears and anuses. The behavior was documented

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in a study published in the journal Behavior. According to

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Jake Brooker, a psychologist and Great Apes researcher at Durham University, quote,

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we were really shocked that this had happened again. We

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were even more shocked that they were doing their own

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spin on this by also inserting the grass and sticks

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in a different orifice. The individual believed to have started

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the anus insertion version of the trend is a male

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chimp named Juma. Within a week of Juma's first display

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of the behavior, most of the group mates were doing

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the same. This isn't the first time in behavior like

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this has spread among chimps at the orphanage. Back in

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twenty ten, a female chimp named Julie began sticking blades

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of grass into her ear. The trend quickly caught on

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with her group. Seven others adopted it. Even after Julie's

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death in twenty thirteen, at least two chimps in her group,

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including her son, were still doing it years later. So

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the researchers believe that the whole ear grass thing was

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just because they were watching humans the chimpanzees. The groups

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never interacted with each other, but they shared the same

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human caretakers. The caretakers reportedly use matchsticks or grass to

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clean their ears while working, which I'm like, you.

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Nastyay, what what what?

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And you're working with chimps and stuff. You're just like, oh,

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just take some grass out and start cleaning my ear.

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Yeah, you are the one that should be locked in

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the cage.

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Yo.

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Yeah. Nobody's coming out and saying it, but it's just like,

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did somebody feel a little awkward about it? Like the

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chimps are telling on you, you nasty bro quote. The chimps

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have potentially copied it from a human who was walking

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by the enclosure or one of the caregivers who was

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just going about their days. As Brooker puts it, like

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with all cultures, things change over time and they get

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refined and new quirks and new traditions popped up. As

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for the reason behind putting grass in the anus, researchers

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aren't sure, but Julie tric Robe, a primatologist at the

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University of Toronto, offered a possible explanation. Quote they spend

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a lot of time looking at each other's butts, so

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it's kind of not surprising that maybe they were innovating

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this way of sort of decorating their butts. Since the

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chimpanzees at Chimfushie are fed by humans and don't need

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to forage, Trichrobe suggests that they might have more leisure

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time to develop and engage in social or cultural behaviors

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that serve no direct survival purpose. Learning that animals have

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these same pointless little behaviors that become fads and become viral,

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I think it really shows how closely related we are

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to them, she said. For compared, Bricker pointed out to

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another animal trend, orcus placing salmon on their heads like hats.

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That behavior was seen in the nineteen seventies, it disappeared

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and then re emerged forty years later. He compared it

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to flared jeans as a fad. Then he ended it

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with this really weird line. He said, this isn't the

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strangest chimp behavior he's ever seen. This is the second.

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The first was post conflict fillatio between two male chimps,

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and then it also gave a link to the whole study.

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He wrote a whole big thesis about these angry dudes.

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Wow, wow, Wow. I think it's really cute that there

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is a possibility that they just have so much leisure

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time that they decided to come up with some fun

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trendyp fads for the pack. I don't know what you

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call a group of chimps, but anyway, I think it's cute.

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I think part of it is kind of weird because

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it's like, if they saw the caretaker cleaning their ear

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with grass, was he also wiping his ass with it?

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That's what I'm thinking, Like, one thing I'm seeing in

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this whole thing is just this thing that's unspoken that

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somebody's a weirdo who cleans their ears with grass, and

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possibly they're anus. They're just sitting here like well monkeys,

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like looking at each other's asses, So maybe they just

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evolved it. And it's like, I like, who you're going

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with it. But I'm also thinking Marty over here with

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the weird grass obsession at work, might also need some questioning.

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Again for sure, but I would like to think, in

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my own little naive way, I would like to believe

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that they are doing it for looks, and maybe the

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grass in the ear is kind of like an ear ring,

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and maybe the grass on the butt.

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Butt ring a butt ring a butt plug, I guess.

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But cute, yeah, very cute.

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Oh well, Trevin, we're not going to sell anyone any

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butt plugs, but we do have.

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These ads and we're back.

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Welcome.

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It is my week to tell my petty crime story first.

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And I'm hearing good things on the horizon from you

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this week.

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As regular listeners know, Trevian and I usually just tell

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each other the criminal or victim's name beforehand, so we

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don't write out the same petty crime. But I had

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to tell him who my people's names were. And it

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is a very viral story. But luckily Trevan hasn't heard

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too much about it.

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No, I was on the road driving to South Carolina

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at the time that it was viral, and I was

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on the beach and never looking at my phone. Got back,

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haven't caught up on anything, so I still don't know.

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So this is great.

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I felt very passionate about covering it, and I wanted

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to do it in my own creative way because I

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know there's been a lot of coverage, right, but nothing

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like we do right. And before I start to obviously,

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I don't know how we got here. Guys, I fluffed

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it up a bit like we do live laugh larceny style,

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So here we go. Getting caught with your pants down

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can be a really awkward experience.

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Hey, how's your.

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How you react to this vulnerable position can change the

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course of your entire existence. You could run away with

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your tail between your legs. Instead, you could face your

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fears head on and overcompensate.

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Let me introduce you to Big Bill in the Twins.

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Or you could swing your package round and round and

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hope to get a few lighthearted chuckles. Each of these

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responses lead to a different outcome and consequences. You could

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end up shun from your community, charged with indecent exposure,

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or become the most hilarious guy in your crew. The

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end result is all up to how you handle the encounter.

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Today's story is a crime against humanity that went extremely

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fucking viral, causing millions of viewers to ask themselves how

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they'd react to being caught in a petty scandal. It

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was a chilly winter evening in twenty twenty four as

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two colleagues entered an empty elevator inside of a luxurious

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New York skyscraper. The shiny elevator doors slowly shut, enclosing

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them both in the small lift. Yet these two weren't

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ordinary coworkers that stumbled over awkward small talk. The pair

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found themselves in an intimate and an appropriate work relationship.

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What you're thinking another case of nepotism destroying the workplace,

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But that is where you're wrong. The couple's relationship was

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much less incestuous and more illicit in nature. What it

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started as a professional connection led to a reoccurring erection.

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Fifty year old Andy Byron smiled in Henri Grin before

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turning toward his coworker slash lover.

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Asking a which floor my lady?

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Fifty two year old Kristin Cabot giggled before responding with

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sixty nine please. Andy pushed the provocative button and the

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elevator started to ascend. It wasn't the only thing rising,

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as things began to heat up between the devilish duo.

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Passionate eye gazing, heavy breathing, and intense kissing ensued until

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at last they arrived on the sixty ninth floor. Andy

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quickly adjusted his trousers and Kristin popped her nippleback into

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her dress just before the elevator doors opened to their

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holiday work event. The room was full of employees of Astronomer,

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the successful company focused around analytics, AI and absurdity. Instead

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of gasping at seeing the two lovers alone together in

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the elevator, the group didn't bat any at their entrance.

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Bottles were popping, drinks were flowing, and no one seemed

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to notice the coziness between them. To onlookers, they both

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appeared to be happily married to other people, both owned

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big homes, had children with their spouses, and seemed to

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be living the dream. After all, Andy was the CEO

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of the entire company and Kristin was hired as the

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head of hr who adultree. No one expected such an

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ironic entanglement, yet their secret love affair went on like

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this for months. In public media interviews, Andy professional praised Kristin, stating.

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She has exceptional leadership, deep expertise, and passion for fostering

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collaborative workplaces.

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But in private, he was more focused on the passion

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they collaborated on in the sheets, tell.

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Me I just got picked for a random drug test.

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Oh.

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After a while of hiding their affection, Kristin had started

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to feel like a dirty, little secret terry instead of

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someone Andy truly loved. To ease her worries, she called

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him up one evening when they were both alone.

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Oh, Andy, I just wish we could go out like

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normal couples.

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Do, Kristin sighed as she looked off into the distance longingly.

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You know I do, to Kristin.

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If we did go on a date, it would have

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to be somewhere no one.

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Would use the cheating colleagues pondered for a moment, plotting

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out a possible outing, when suddenly Kristin got an idea.

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Ooh, what if we saw a concert.

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It's always dark and no one is focusing on people

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out in the crowd. Let's see what shows are coming soon.

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The pair both googled upcoming concerts nearby and exchange criteria

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for which genres were off limits.

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My wife loves J pop, so that's out of the question.

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My husband enjoys any singer who wears a cowboy hat wreak.

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Not Taylor Swift.

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Everyone knows I'm a Swift.

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00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:24.400
Hmmm, there has to be something.

471
00:25:24.680 --> 00:25:27.480
Just Then both of them scrolled down to the same

472
00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:32.440
inconspicuous upcoming event, one that few would expect and even

473
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:37.279
fewer would attend. At the same time, Kristin and Andy both

474
00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:42.160
suggested what about quickly. The night of the concert was

475
00:25:42.200 --> 00:25:47.440
on July fifteenth, twenty twenty five, at Jellette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts.

476
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:51.799
Kristin and Andy excitedly approached the stadium hand in hand,

477
00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:57.039
with no familiar faces in sight. They found their seats

478
00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:02.480
just as the lights dimmed and light piano again. The

479
00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:05.720
concert was a blend of melodic and dreamy rock pop,

480
00:26:05.960 --> 00:26:09.200
accompanied by the airy vocals of the band's lead singer,

481
00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:10.039
Chris Martin.

482
00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:12.839
Oh Big shut c e O.

483
00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:20.720
In your midnight Globe, Saturday Night, and you cheating on

484
00:26:20.799 --> 00:26:21.279
you Why.

485
00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:24.759
The entire time, Andy and Kristen were wrapped up in

486
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:28.039
each other's arms, swaying back and forth like a young

487
00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:31.599
couple at their first prom.

488
00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:39.240
You blue your cover now, ucchi ucci, you cup with

489
00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:43.519
your pass down, Youuchichi.

490
00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:47.799
In the middle of the show, the singer announced that

491
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:51.039
the next song would be a special dedication to members.

492
00:26:50.680 --> 00:26:52.599
In the crowd. This goes out to you. All.

493
00:26:53.839 --> 00:26:57.160
Cameras would capture the audience on the JumboTron while Chris

494
00:26:57.160 --> 00:26:59.960
Martin sang an improvised line about the fans on sco.

495
00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:04.400
The crowd was buzzing with excitement, causing Andy to pull

496
00:27:04.519 --> 00:27:08.039
Kristin in a little closer. Their night out as an

497
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:12.599
undercover couple had gone on without any issue. They hadn't

498
00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:16.079
recognized anyone else out in the crowd, and more importantly,

499
00:27:16.599 --> 00:27:20.839
no one else had recognized them. The set continued on,

500
00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:23.599
with the first fan on the big screen being a

501
00:27:23.640 --> 00:27:27.440
handsome young man wearing a birthday boy sash across his chest.

502
00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:29.920
You're a handsome boy, and I love to see you

503
00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:31.200
on your birthday.

504
00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.799
The singer sang a personalized tune for the man before

505
00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:38.480
the screen faded away to the next lucky fans. Oh

506
00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:42.119
look at Chris, Martin said into the mic. As the

507
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.519
camera focused on a mature couple holding each other lovingly.

508
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:50.240
Andy and Kristin smiled and looked up at the JumboTron,

509
00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:55.160
only to be frozen in sheer horror. The loving couple

510
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:58.759
looking back at them and the entire stadium of concertgoers

511
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:04.720
was Kristin and Andy. The secret lovers reacted swiftly to

512
00:28:04.759 --> 00:28:07.839
the unwanted attention, without any time to think things through.

513
00:28:08.480 --> 00:28:12.240
Kristin immediately threw her hands over her face, desperately trying

514
00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:15.319
to shield her identity, while Andy dropped his hands from

515
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.799
Kristin's waist and lowered himself down to the floor and

516
00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:23.839
out of the camera's site. The jumbotrons stayed put as

517
00:28:23.880 --> 00:28:27.000
Cold Placed lead singer awkwardly continued to strom in his guitar.

518
00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:31.720
He leaned into the microphone and verily dryly commented.

519
00:28:31.759 --> 00:28:34.319
Either they're having an affair or they're just really shy.

520
00:28:35.319 --> 00:28:38.599
Kristin and Andy took off in different directions, getting lost

521
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.160
in the crowd, leaving the lead singer confused.

522
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:44.240
I'm not quite sure what to do. Can we walk

523
00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:47.359
with you? Oh shit, I hope we didn't do something bad.

524
00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:51.119
The camera eventually panned to another section of the audience

525
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:55.759
and focused on two women in banana costumes, where cold

526
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:59.720
plight giving Andy and Kristin the perfect distraction to flee.

527
00:29:01.000 --> 00:29:03.799
The pair hoped that the awkward encounter would remain a

528
00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:08.240
close call and their affair would remain concealed. Little did

529
00:29:08.279 --> 00:29:16.799
they know that their once secret rendezvous would make worldwide news.

530
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:22.119
On July fifteenth, twenty twenty five, during a Coldplay concert

531
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:26.440
at Jillette Stadium in Foxboro, Massachusetts, a young woman named

532
00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:30.799
Grace Springer videoed an awkward interaction on the concerts JumboTron.

533
00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:34.160
The clips showed what appeared to be a loving couple

534
00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:36.960
wrapped up in each other's arms and swing to music.

535
00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:40.279
That is until the couple realized that they were on

536
00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:44.119
the big screen. Panic ensued, causing the woman caught on

537
00:29:44.160 --> 00:29:46.440
camera to shield her face with her hands while the

538
00:29:46.480 --> 00:29:49.200
man behind her ducked down and out of sight. The

539
00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:51.759
video goes on to capture the lead singer of Coldplay,

540
00:29:51.880 --> 00:29:55.599
Chris Martin, saying either they're having an affair or they're

541
00:29:55.640 --> 00:29:58.160
just very shy. Oh shit, I hope we didn't do

542
00:29:58.200 --> 00:30:01.880
something bad. Grace Springer was quoted about the event, stating,

543
00:30:02.519 --> 00:30:05.240
in the moment when I filmed it, I didn't think

544
00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:08.279
much of it. It wasn't until after the concert where

545
00:30:08.279 --> 00:30:10.960
I was debriefing with my friends and I said, let's

546
00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:14.079
review the footage. Let's see if it really looks that bad.

547
00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:17.440
And it does. I had no idea who the couple was,

548
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:20.680
just thought I caught an interesting reaction to the Kisscammon

549
00:30:20.880 --> 00:30:24.839
decided to post it within hours of the concert ending.

550
00:30:25.079 --> 00:30:28.920
The footage was online within a day. Internet Sluice had

551
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:32.599
identified both parties as fifty year old Andy Byron and

552
00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:36.160
fifty two year old Kristin Cabot. Both of them worked

553
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:41.160
at Astronomer, a company focusing on AI and analytics. Andy

554
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.640
was the CEO of the company, while Kristin was the

555
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:47.319
head of HR. By July seventeenth, the video had blown

556
00:30:47.400 --> 00:30:50.720
up on TikTok with ten point four million likes, and

557
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:53.920
just a week later, Andy Byron and Kristen Cabot resigned

558
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:58.200
from their positions. Other actions prompted by the explosive scandal

559
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:02.200
include Andy's wife moving his last name from her LinkedIn profile,

560
00:31:02.599 --> 00:31:07.920
Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin's ex acting as Astronomer's temporary spokesperson,

561
00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:12.880
and rumors of potential lawsuits have been swirling online. At

562
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:16.839
the time of this recording, no official charges have been filed. However,

563
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:20.279
that doesn't mean no one was punished. Gray Springer, who

564
00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:24.000
posted the viral video, gave a final quote on the matter, stating,

565
00:31:24.400 --> 00:31:26.480
a part of me feels bad for turning these people's

566
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:30.920
lives upside down, but play stupid games when stupid prizes.

567
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:33.799
I hope their partners can heal from this and get

568
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:36.319
a second chance that the happiness they deserve with their

569
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.880
future still in front of them. I hope for them

570
00:31:39.160 --> 00:31:44.839
my video was a blessing in disguise. Getting caught with

571
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:48.559
your pants down or cheating on a Coldplay concert's JumboTron

572
00:31:49.079 --> 00:31:53.799
can be pretty awkward. Yet I think this story proves

573
00:31:54.039 --> 00:31:57.279
that it's all about how you handle the scandal. What

574
00:31:57.359 --> 00:31:59.640
if the cheaters had played it cool and smiled at

575
00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:03.839
the camera instead of acting guilty and foolish. My guess

576
00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.240
is that we would have never heard of the story,

577
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.480
not on the news or on our petty podcast. To

578
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:13.079
end the story, I will leave you all with some

579
00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:18.759
extremely fitting cold Play lyrics late night watching TV. Used

580
00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:21.720
to be you here beside me. Used to be your

581
00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:25.359
arms around me, your body on my body, when the

582
00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:29.680
world means nothing to me, another's arms, another's arms, when

583
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:34.880
the pain just rips right through me, another's arms, another's arms.

584
00:32:41.079 --> 00:32:43.720
Damn, you really found some depth there with that Coldplay.

585
00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:47.319
At the end, I was like another's arms.

586
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:50.240
That is literally what just a girl?

587
00:32:50.680 --> 00:32:54.039
I'm not familiar with that particular song, but me neither.

588
00:32:54.480 --> 00:32:57.240
There's a good fine for it, So a lot of

589
00:32:57.279 --> 00:32:59.359
people probably won't believe that I really don't know that

590
00:32:59.440 --> 00:33:02.400
much about the US, especially with us missing a week

591
00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:04.480
and everything, so it was probably gonna come out even later, right.

592
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:07.839
I really, for the longest time, the only thing I

593
00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:12.640
saw was like, Chris Martin exposes astronomer CEO cheating. And

594
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:15.160
I did see the video of him like oooh and

595
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:17.240
like trying to hide and then looking like fools and

596
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:20.119
her like just trying to hide behind a rando in

597
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:20.599
the crowd.

598
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.960
Yeah, I didn't even cover the gal laughing and the

599
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:26.400
side of it. I know a lot of people thought

600
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:29.599
that that was another employee or coworker of theirs, but

601
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.119
I found no proof of that.

602
00:33:31.359 --> 00:33:34.279
So Okay. I usually speak up or make jokes about

603
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:36.720
little viral things like that, but I usually like to

604
00:33:36.759 --> 00:33:38.400
know what I'm talking about before I do, so I

605
00:33:38.440 --> 00:33:42.519
never did. Yeah, up until just today, I thought because

606
00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:44.839
all I knew was the headlines in the video I saw.

607
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.039
I had heard she was hr for something. Yeah, I

608
00:33:49.160 --> 00:33:52.039
thought that this was a pointed thing by Chris Martin

609
00:33:52.119 --> 00:33:55.960
because he knew that this dude was cheating at his concert.

610
00:33:56.359 --> 00:34:01.799
And I thought that she was hr for play And

611
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:03.319
that was what I was saying this whole time. And

612
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:06.480
I'm like this is deep, but it's not that deep.

613
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:11.400
No, they just stumbled upon them in the crowd. But

614
00:34:11.480 --> 00:34:15.079
I'm serious, I really wanted to hit this mark home. Okay,

615
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:20.519
if they would have reacted normally, sure, maybe someone in

616
00:34:20.639 --> 00:34:24.039
the audience maybe could have recognized them. I don't know,

617
00:34:24.920 --> 00:34:27.599
but it never would have been posted online and never

618
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:32.559
would have gone fucking viral as fuck. It's like their reaction,

619
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:38.559
they're horrible, awkward, bizarre ass reaction is what made it

620
00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:41.400
go viral. So I just had to put that in there.

621
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.559
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing like when I

622
00:34:44.599 --> 00:34:46.360
first fot out at this. Emily and I talked about

623
00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:49.320
it a little bit on our drive. And to your point,

624
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:52.599
when you see those men who are like the chronic

625
00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:56.639
cheaters or you know, bad dudes like our president or something,

626
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:00.400
they can lie straight to your face and tell you

627
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:03.280
that's not what you saw, even though you caught them, right,

628
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:06.400
And I think that I don't want to say a

629
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:09.920
skilled cheater, because obviously he was great at cheating, but

630
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:12.480
a person who like does this kind of thing a

631
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:15.920
lot probably would just stand fir amanent and just be like,

632
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:19.079
don't react. And even if they did get caught, like

633
00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:20.599
the wife said, he looks like you'd be like, it

634
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:21.079
wouldn't me.

635
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:21.559
Wasn't me?

636
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:22.199
Exactly?

637
00:35:22.199 --> 00:35:24.639
I would denote my arms around her. Okay, if it

638
00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:28.280
was me, who cares, We're just at a concert. Yeah, exactly. No,

639
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:33.039
they handled it so bizarrely. Obviously, shouldn't have been doing

640
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:36.920
in the first place. Obviously too. I looked it up.

641
00:35:37.639 --> 00:35:41.800
He lives in Massachusetts and she lives. I can't remember

642
00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:44.800
where she lives. It's somewhere also in a different East

643
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:48.239
Coast state, but he lives in Massachusetts. They work in

644
00:35:48.280 --> 00:35:51.239
New York, and he took her to a concert in

645
00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:53.119
Massachusetts where he lives.

646
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:54.360
Yeah, that's a weird choice.

647
00:35:54.360 --> 00:35:58.360
So that was really risky already. But anyway, I had

648
00:35:58.360 --> 00:36:01.400
to tell it. I know this is one that I

649
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:03.480
haven't done in a while where it's a crime against

650
00:36:03.559 --> 00:36:09.079
humanity and no actual charges have been filed yet, but

651
00:36:09.480 --> 00:36:12.840
there has been damage done and there may be criminal

652
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:16.840
charges by the time this episode even airs, to be honest. Really, Yeah,

653
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:19.199
there's been a lot of fake news, like a lot

654
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:23.400
of fake statements that have been created and circulating online

655
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:27.760
and stuff. But there have been rumors saying that Andy

656
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:31.039
Byron wants to sue coldplay. Who knows if that's going

657
00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:31.559
to happen.

658
00:36:32.159 --> 00:36:35.119
I don't know, And that makes the whole Gwyneth Paltrow

659
00:36:35.159 --> 00:36:37.519
thing feel really kind of pointless now that I know

660
00:36:37.880 --> 00:36:39.880
Chris Martin really had nothing to do with that. Besides,

661
00:36:40.000 --> 00:36:42.239
just like, I mean, your fair game if you're in

662
00:36:42.280 --> 00:36:44.119
the crowd. It's not like he like, you know, my

663
00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:46.800
original thought was he directly pointed him out right.

664
00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:52.360
I don't know why they made Gwyneth Paltrow their temporary spokesperson,

665
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:56.000
but probably because they were just getting so much you know,

666
00:36:56.239 --> 00:36:58.719
viral hits to keep it going, Yeah, and they just

667
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.199
wanted a big star. And as she is kind of

668
00:37:01.239 --> 00:37:04.039
connected to the story because Chris Martin's her ex, but

669
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:07.760
I don't really know. I didn't look into that too deeply,

670
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:11.280
to be honest, because there's just so much I had

671
00:37:11.320 --> 00:37:13.800
to get in there. But yeah, very weird.

672
00:37:14.079 --> 00:37:16.400
When I first found out about this, it was around

673
00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:18.679
the time i'd finished the story about the guy who

674
00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:22.280
was tugging his chicken and the sauna, and I said,

675
00:37:22.320 --> 00:37:24.159
you know, when doing something, you need to have a

676
00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:26.119
good excuse, because if you're just left up to your

677
00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:28.920
own devices or your own imagination and a heated moment,

678
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:31.239
you're going to have a really stupid excuse or you're

679
00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:33.800
going to react poorly. That was kind of one thing

680
00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:36.679
I was thinking, like if I'm going to do something bad,

681
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:39.119
like yeah, this dude's probably been cheating for a while

682
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:42.079
and they you know, probably graduated to the let's be

683
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:44.880
in public together level kind of like you had said yes.

684
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:48.400
But like if I was cheating and getting to that point,

685
00:37:48.760 --> 00:37:52.079
it would be like, Okay, I'm going into a dangerous

686
00:37:52.320 --> 00:37:56.400
territory of getting caught. I should have an excuse ready.

687
00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:58.079
If I'm caught in a car, I should have an

688
00:37:58.119 --> 00:38:01.079
excuse ready if I'm caught my And I'm not saying

689
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:03.800
I'm like a genius. I just overthink and worry about everything.

690
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:06.639
He's not overthinking this one. This guy is not.

691
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.159
Yeah, if I was cheating and took a girl to

692
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.440
a concert, I would think what if I popped upon

693
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:15.280
the kiss cam? Like I guarantee you my brain would

694
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:15.840
have thought of that.

695
00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:20.239
Yeah, it's just a ballsy, dumb thing to do in general,

696
00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:23.719
and then to react like that is just even dumber.

697
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:26.920
It's just like we have to make fun of you guys.

698
00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:28.880
I'm sorry, Yeah, I.

699
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:30.920
Guess that kind of shows the lack of shame, lack

700
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:34.119
of respect. Yeah, I would feel really guilty if I

701
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:35.840
was doing something like that, so that's why I would

702
00:38:35.840 --> 00:38:38.360
think ahead. But maybe he just doesn't feel guilty about it.

703
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:41.400
Yeah, just acts like it when he's on camera.

704
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:44.920
I can't relate to people at that. But a great story.

705
00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.239
Your innuendos were off the chains. What a very sexually

706
00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:49.480
charged Oh.

707
00:38:49.320 --> 00:38:52.360
My god, I know this is really sexy you guys.

708
00:38:52.400 --> 00:38:55.840
I'm so sorry. I talked about nipples popping out, I

709
00:38:55.960 --> 00:38:59.719
talked about erections. I mean, it was kind of one

710
00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:01.880
of those really risque ones.

711
00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:03.719
But I had fun writing it.

712
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:06.880
It was really fun to make fun of them and

713
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:07.639
their love affair.

714
00:39:08.000 --> 00:39:09.519
I think this is gonna be a good one. I

715
00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:11.280
have a really good feeling about it. I hope that

716
00:39:11.360 --> 00:39:12.800
I find the time and I'm able to put a

717
00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:15.239
song in there, because I can hear it already, as

718
00:39:15.239 --> 00:39:15.559
you were.

719
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:21.280
Speaking a life, that's what like a lot of Coldplay

720
00:39:21.280 --> 00:39:23.519
sounds like. I mean, I like some of Coldplay, but

721
00:39:23.559 --> 00:39:24.639
it has that very like.

722
00:39:27.599 --> 00:39:30.000
He does a lot of like long notes. Yeah, we'll

723
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:30.639
see what I do.

724
00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:32.360
I'm excited.

725
00:39:40.679 --> 00:39:43.599
So, although I did know what your story was, going

726
00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:47.119
to be. I didn't plan anything to try to connect

727
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:48.880
with yours or anything. I wanted to try to keep

728
00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:52.960
it as authentic as authentic as I could. I have

729
00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.239
something in common that I've noticed in our writing styles

730
00:39:56.239 --> 00:39:59.000
this week, but you might have to look. I mean,

731
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:02.360
there's not like super straightaway connections, but I'm sure we

732
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:05.800
have some. Okay, this is a super new one that

733
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:11.280
came from the beginning ish of July, and it spoke

734
00:40:11.320 --> 00:40:13.199
to me. It spoke to me in a different way

735
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:15.880
than a story spoken to me in a while, and

736
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:21.440
it gave me a really good vehicle to be dumb.

737
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:23.079
Love it.

738
00:40:23.639 --> 00:40:27.000
I just want to be dumb with y'all, So here

739
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:35.159
we go. Predicting other people's reactions is basically a full

740
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:38.440
time job, just one of the mini background processes always

741
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:41.400
running in my brain. From a young age, I learned

742
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:44.519
that other people's emotions could dictate mine. The more people

743
00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:46.920
I met, the more I realized how little I actually

744
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:51.559
understood them, So out of self preservation, I took mental notes,

745
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:57.159
eye contact, tone of voice, favorite words, character flaws. Behind

746
00:40:57.159 --> 00:41:00.239
the scenes, I was always running simulations, calculating where a

747
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:03.599
conversation might go so I could brace for impact, because

748
00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:06.440
when someone's mood suddenly shifts, my reaction might lead me

749
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:11.559
exposed to hurt feelings or worse, vulnerability. Now, at thirty five,

750
00:41:11.920 --> 00:41:14.119
I can admit that wasn't a healthy way to live.

751
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:16.719
That was a young man's answer to a confusing world.

752
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:19.639
I've tried to unlearn the instinct, but the truth remains.

753
00:41:20.119 --> 00:41:23.320
The unexpected is inevitable, and when it hits not even

754
00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:27.360
you will make sense to yourself. Honestly, it's enough to

755
00:41:27.360 --> 00:41:29.880
make me never want to leave the house, because even

756
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:32.400
if my best friend randomly pissed their pants and started

757
00:41:32.400 --> 00:41:34.119
screaming at a restaurant, I.

758
00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:36.360
Am the reincarnation of King Todt.

759
00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:39.000
I'd be the one haunted by embarrassment just for how

760
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:43.840
I handled it. Please stop. Today's story is about one

761
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:47.840
of those moments where someone's unpredictable behavior meets someone else's

762
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:51.920
inexplicable decision, because the more random the event, the more

763
00:41:51.920 --> 00:42:01.039
explosive the response. Key West, Florida, the southernmost point of

764
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:04.719
the continental US, home of the Overseas Highway, past still

765
00:42:04.760 --> 00:42:08.400
conch style houses and beaches that slide softly into the sea.

766
00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:12.639
The second deepest thing around, right after the mind of Cynthia.

767
00:42:13.840 --> 00:42:16.920
Cynthia was thirty eight, and she felt and pondered everything,

768
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:19.760
from the hypothetical sound of a tree falling in an

769
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:22.519
empty forest to the looping nature of time and its

770
00:42:22.599 --> 00:42:27.280
endlessly repeated Mistakes's right fism. She believed in cause and effect,

771
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:30.360
in karmic ripples, and in the quiet truth that we

772
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:36.400
are all just stardust. Cynthia had thoughts big ones on humanity, morality,

773
00:42:36.639 --> 00:42:39.400
and respecting the rare privilege of belonging to the world.

774
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.920
She understood the consequences of human nature, she just never

775
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:46.679
understood why people kept choosing them anyway. She stood in

776
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:49.719
her kitchen staring at the faucet. Every few seconds, a

777
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:52.519
drop of water fell into the empty sink. Over time,

778
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.159
the drips had combined just enough to create a tiny

779
00:42:55.199 --> 00:42:58.440
stream flowing toward the drain. Cynthia thought about how much

780
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:00.800
movement she had created simply by doing a terrible job

781
00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:01.800
of turning the knob.

782
00:43:01.920 --> 00:43:06.280
A careless act, and yet so much beauty occurs.

783
00:43:06.199 --> 00:43:09.000
She whispered to herself, before reaching up and turning the

784
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:12.639
water off completely. The flow stopped. The pool of droplets

785
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.400
sat still, unable to move forward. It felt like a

786
00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:19.079
metaphor for Cynthia's uncircumstances. Her face had been cut off

787
00:43:19.239 --> 00:43:21.119
and so at her food supply on account of her

788
00:43:21.159 --> 00:43:24.039
not going grocery shopping for three weeks. With a rare

789
00:43:24.079 --> 00:43:26.800
break from the quiet tragedy of her own inaction, Cynthia

790
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:30.320
chose change. She grabbed her keys, took a breath, and

791
00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:33.960
embarked on a brave journey to the grocery store, starting

792
00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:37.000
her Toyota Corolla. Cynthia's attention was immediately pulled toward the

793
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:39.679
DJ's voice on the local radio station and in some

794
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:44.000
feel good news, Florida's black bear population continues to rise.

795
00:43:44.480 --> 00:43:47.199
Someone must have put some Marvin Gay on in those woods,

796
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.800
because these bears are really hummen. She shuddered instinctively, her

797
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:55.239
hand found the small canister of bear mace dangling from

798
00:43:55.239 --> 00:43:57.880
her keychain. Only then did she shift in the drive.

799
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.440
Cynthia cruised down the st on bleached streets of Key West,

800
00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:04.440
her eyes scanning not just for pedestrians, but for any

801
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:08.239
rogue signs of bear activity. It wasn't that she hated bears.

802
00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:12.320
She loved nature, believed in balance. She donated to be sanctuaries.

803
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:15.639
She let spiders liver it free in her bathroom, but bears,

804
00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:18.760
bears are where the piece ended. Her fear started early

805
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:22.320
Disney World, A hug too long, a costume that didn't blink.

806
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.360
Oh Winnie the poo had stared into her soul, and

807
00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:26.360
she'd never forgotten it.

808
00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:30.079
Say cheese ever since.

809
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.920
She'd lived in a quiet readiness for their inevitable rematch.

810
00:44:33.320 --> 00:44:35.880
But her speed and her emotional guard lowered as a

811
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:39.280
creature on the road ahead caught her eye. Cynthia flipped

812
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:41.360
on her hazard lights and gently brought the Corolla to

813
00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:44.719
a stop. The residential street was empty, the breeze smelled

814
00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:47.079
like sunscreen and salt. Then in the middle of it

815
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:52.519
all stood a small white chicken. It hesitated, stepping toward

816
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.360
the opposite lane, then back again, directly in front of

817
00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:59.880
Cynthia's car, unsure, vulnerable, so small against the indifference of

818
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:03.679
modern infrastructure. Cynthia saw herself in the bird, frozen by decision,

819
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:06.320
unsure of which direction led to growth and which led

820
00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:07.000
to doom.

821
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:11.719
I know that, look, she whispered, I've lived that metaphor.

822
00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:15.000
She felt instantly bonded to her new feathered friend, not

823
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:18.119
because its dilemma mirrored her own inner spirals, but because

824
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:20.679
at long last she had a front row seat to

825
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:23.320
the living answer of an age old riddle. Why did

826
00:45:23.400 --> 00:45:26.519
the chicken cross the road? Cynthia didn't know yet, but

827
00:45:26.599 --> 00:45:30.159
whatever the reason, she believed in it. Cynthia continued watching

828
00:45:30.159 --> 00:45:32.679
the chicken, each shift in its direction pulling her closer

829
00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:35.519
to the edge of her seat. Like life, it wasn't

830
00:45:35.559 --> 00:45:37.559
just about where the chicken was going, it was how

831
00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:41.119
it got there. Every subtle pivot, every neck twitch seemed

832
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:44.679
to whisper this matters, and Cynthia felt it in her bones.

833
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:47.639
The chicken wasn't just crossing the road, It was crossing

834
00:45:47.639 --> 00:45:50.039
into a new chapter of its life. But just as

835
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:52.920
the hen began locking eyes with possibility and Cynthia prepared

836
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:56.119
to weep for a bird's newfound purpose, and aggressive sound

837
00:45:56.320 --> 00:46:01.599
shattered the moment Cynthia and the chicken turned their heads

838
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:05.199
startled behind the park rolla sat a gray sedan, its

839
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:09.840
driver wildly gesturing through the window. Her gut clenched, The

840
00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:13.199
chicken froze, and then slowly it backed away toward the curb.

841
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:16.239
Cynthia's hands fidgeted on the steering wheel, the guilt of

842
00:46:16.239 --> 00:46:19.199
inconveniencing someone, a sin worse than theft in her book

843
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:22.760
poured over her. Her mind raised, should she get out

844
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:25.400
and help picked the chicken up, apologize to the car

845
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:29.440
behind her for valuing emotional symbolism over traffic flow. But

846
00:46:29.519 --> 00:46:33.039
before the spiral could complete, something shifted. A breeze cut

847
00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:36.280
through the air. The chicken paused, lifted its head, and

848
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:38.639
turned back toward the opposite side of the road. With

849
00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:41.239
its breast to the sky, the bird took two bold

850
00:46:41.239 --> 00:46:46.400
steps forward. Cynthia gasped. She felt seen another step and another.

851
00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:50.079
The moment was cinematic. Even the honking faded as Cynthia

852
00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:53.320
felt herself inching toward courage. The bird marched on a

853
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:56.800
fragile symbol of hope, steps away from something deeper, and

854
00:46:56.880 --> 00:47:01.800
then an American in a hurry ruined everything in a blink.

855
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:05.280
Cynthia's embodyment of meaning and growth had vanished beneath the

856
00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:08.800
blur of tires and feathers. She didn't move, She couldn't.

857
00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:11.639
Her brain refused to believe what her eyes had already accepted.

858
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:15.320
The gray Sadan disappeared up the road unbothered, and finally

859
00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:18.760
the pieces fell into place. Cynthia grappled with the question

860
00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:21.199
that would remain unanswered, the small death that could have

861
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:24.000
been avoided, and how her once powerful metaphor had now

862
00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:27.960
twisted into oblique declaration that nothing really matters. Her anger

863
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:32.039
and disappointment concentrated into a single tear, It fell, and

864
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:34.920
with it, Cynthia slammed her foot under the gas pedal.

865
00:47:35.599 --> 00:47:37.719
It didn't take long to find the gray Sadan idling

866
00:47:37.719 --> 00:47:40.039
at a near by red light. She pulled up fast,

867
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:42.079
slighting her Corolla directly in front of the other car,

868
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.199
boxing it in. Then, with the grace of a woman

869
00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:49.159
both grieving and unhinged, Cynthia removed her keys, opened her door,

870
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:50.760
and stepped into the street.

871
00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.440
I'm gonna teach you a liston.

872
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:58.880
Cynthia screamed, barling towards the sedan's driver's side. What the fuck,

873
00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:01.960
the driver yelled, catching the door just as Cynthia began

874
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.639
to wrench it open. The driver scrambled to lock it

875
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.199
while Cynthia yanked the interior handle through the open window.

876
00:48:07.840 --> 00:48:09.639
The two women wrestled in a tug of war with

877
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:12.800
modern engineering. As a second person screamed from the passenger seat,

878
00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:17.840
Cynthia was losing ground. Her unfamiliarity with the door mechanics

879
00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:20.920
left her at a disadvantage. As the latch clicked and

880
00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:23.519
the window began to rise, she found herself at another

881
00:48:23.559 --> 00:48:26.880
cross road. Would her story in here cut short an

882
00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:30.079
impatient stranger the same way her chickens had, or would

883
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:31.599
she become the change that she wished to see in

884
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:33.599
the world and actually make it to the other side.

885
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:36.199
Cynthia pulled her hands back from the glass and let

886
00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.760
them fall to her sides. Then, with quiet resolve, she

887
00:48:39.840 --> 00:48:42.480
raised her keychain and sprayed bear mace directly through the

888
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:46.440
shrieking gap. The window sealed just after trapping. The screams

889
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:51.159
inside shit, and as the car rocked in a haze

890
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:55.079
of peppery justice, Cynthia turned like an action hero walking

891
00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:58.400
away from an explosion. She strolled back to her crolla keychain,

892
00:48:58.480 --> 00:49:03.000
swinging from mace to ignition. In the end, Cynthia didn't

893
00:49:03.039 --> 00:49:07.840
run simulations. She just acted, not wisely, but freely. Without

894
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:11.119
a backward glance, she drove off, leaving behind the chaos

895
00:49:11.320 --> 00:49:22.400
and accelerating straight into her destiny. On July ninth, twenty

896
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:25.760
twenty five, thirty eight year old Florida woman Cynthia Sosa

897
00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:28.639
was arrested in Key West for attacking a fellow driver

898
00:49:28.719 --> 00:49:30.559
who ran over a chicken she had stopped to let

899
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.159
cross the road. According to police, Sosa had patiently stopped

900
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:36.960
her car to allow the bird's safe passage, with another driver,

901
00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:40.199
Perla de Miller, pulled up behind her, honking in frustration.

902
00:49:41.039 --> 00:49:43.400
De Miller, en route to pick up her child from daycare,

903
00:49:43.639 --> 00:49:46.880
eventually swerved around Sosa's vehicle and in doing so ran

904
00:49:46.960 --> 00:49:49.360
over the chicken. Unwilling to let the poultry hit and

905
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:52.559
run go unanswered, Sosa followed de Miller's car, pulled in

906
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:55.000
front of it, and forced it to stop. She then

907
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:57.880
attempted to open de Miller's car door, and during the confrontation,

908
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:00.960
unleashed a cann of bear maceread both de Miller and

909
00:50:01.000 --> 00:50:04.679
her passenger directly in the face. Cynthia wanted to teach

910
00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:07.559
her a lesson, the police report read, so she pulled

911
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:09.519
out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle,

912
00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:12.440
sprang Perla directly in the face while she was seated inside.

913
00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:16.000
The two victims, temporarily blinded, were unable to see which

914
00:50:16.000 --> 00:50:18.920
direction Sosa drove often, but in a bold turn of events,

915
00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:22.199
Sosa voluntarily went to the Keys Police Department to explain

916
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.440
her actions, telling officers she was quote angry that de

917
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:28.679
Miller had killed a chicken. Sosa was arrested and charged

918
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:30.960
with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of

919
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:34.000
burglary with assualt or battery. She scheduled for arraignment on

920
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:36.599
July twenty fourth. At the time of writing the story,

921
00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:41.760
no official punishments had been determined. Well, that was quite

922
00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:44.280
a journey we all just took. Some might say we

923
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:47.599
transcended and glimpsed a deeper truth. Others might say they

924
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:49.880
just heard a story about a woman macing two strangers.

925
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:52.880
No matter where you fall on the pseudo intellectual spectrum,

926
00:50:53.079 --> 00:50:56.280
one thinks for certain you heard a story. As for

927
00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:59.559
Cynthia Sosa, she's a curious and oddly relatable anti hero.

928
00:51:00.199 --> 00:51:02.480
On one hand, I think a lot of animals deserve

929
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:04.719
more sympathy than people, and I can get caught up

930
00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:07.119
in the poetry of a moment. But would I assault

931
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:09.159
a fellow human over the careless killing of a chicken.

932
00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:11.840
I'd like to think I wouldn't, But as I said

933
00:51:11.840 --> 00:51:15.000
at the beginning, a senseless act can summon a senseless

934
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:17.320
version of yourself, So I can't say for sure that

935
00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:19.239
I wouldn't and I'd never want to live a life

936
00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:22.320
that avoids those kind of moments entirely, because that's where

937
00:51:22.320 --> 00:51:26.679
life thrives, in the absurd, the unexpected, the bizarre intersections

938
00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:29.320
of impulse and feeling. So help the chicken in your

939
00:51:29.360 --> 00:51:32.559
mind cross the road, whether that road leads to better life,

940
00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:36.119
a calling, or just something weirdly beautiful. And if anyone

941
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:39.280
gets in your way, maybe don't carry beerry Mace, but

942
00:51:39.360 --> 00:51:40.960
do carry conviction.

943
00:51:48.280 --> 00:51:49.079
Wow.

944
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:53.719
Now we all know kind of why the chicken crossed

945
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:55.639
the road, but maybe it didn't quite make it.

946
00:51:55.960 --> 00:51:58.920
I'm not quite sure what its motive was, but Spoilerlert,

947
00:51:58.960 --> 00:51:59.480
it didn't.

948
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.360
Make it, so sad.

949
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:05.360
I love how you built that up, though, like each

950
00:52:05.519 --> 00:52:10.480
step the chicken took was like this dramatic moment forward

951
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:13.000
and then oh, there it went.

952
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:18.800
I can really relate to finding deepness and dumb shit. Yeah,

953
00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:22.000
but also, I mean I did that to build up

954
00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.000
her character and make more of a story. But I

955
00:52:24.079 --> 00:52:28.239
also can relate to the fact that I hate impatient people.

956
00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:28.519
On the road.

957
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:31.599
Yeah, don't give a shit about other people. Yes, it

958
00:52:31.639 --> 00:52:34.360
was an empty road. There's a picture of it online

959
00:52:34.559 --> 00:52:37.679
from Google Maps. It's just a residential street. Just drive

960
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:41.159
slowly around. Yeah, see what this person is looking at? Yeah,

961
00:52:41.199 --> 00:52:42.039
not that hard.

962
00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:43.760
Yeah exactly.

963
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:47.360
Don't get me wrong. Have there been times where I

964
00:52:47.360 --> 00:52:51.840
want to spray someone on the road with bear mace? Yes, yes,

965
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:57.599
one hundred percent. However, this is where it leads sometimes.

966
00:52:57.639 --> 00:53:00.679
You know, I get it, I get protect the chicken.

967
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:04.440
I get being pissed off and letting your emotions run wild.

968
00:53:04.599 --> 00:53:09.480
But damn yeah, to follow through like it wasn't just

969
00:53:09.719 --> 00:53:13.199
a road rage incident, like they separated and then she

970
00:53:13.599 --> 00:53:15.440
caught back up to her to finish it back off,

971
00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:18.199
so that it feels kind of premeditated a little bit.

972
00:53:18.840 --> 00:53:23.079
I wonder why she decided to turn herself in.

973
00:53:23.519 --> 00:53:26.239
I wonder that too. It's funny. One of the original

974
00:53:26.360 --> 00:53:28.400
articles I read, they said they found her somewhere, but

975
00:53:28.480 --> 00:53:31.480
then later ones after they gave the victim's name, they

976
00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:34.280
admitted that she turned herself in. So I don't really

977
00:53:34.320 --> 00:53:36.079
know what the deal is with that. There hasn't been

978
00:53:36.119 --> 00:53:38.199
a whole lot of stuff on her at all, and

979
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:40.519
there really is anything on the victim, but it's after

980
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:42.960
July twenty fourth that we're recording this, and there's nothing

981
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:44.960
in the news. I'll see if I can find some

982
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:48.440
like Florida research, because remember the Florida fact, we learned

983
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:51.320
that everything's out there. Say, there is a chance that

984
00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:54.239
maybe she just went in there and asked for more time,

985
00:53:54.280 --> 00:53:56.199
and then there's maybe a new date, So that's probably

986
00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:56.800
another reason.

987
00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:01.440
Okay, yeah, I mean I could relate a ton to

988
00:54:02.440 --> 00:54:05.199
the main goal. But I get also why you can't

989
00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:07.519
just spray people with mace all the time.

990
00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:09.840
Right, it's the wrong thing to do. That person didn't

991
00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:13.880
deserve it. However, I really hope that that person thinks

992
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:16.079
about the time they were maced next time they want

993
00:54:16.079 --> 00:54:18.079
a honk and be a dick hole on the road.

994
00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:22.079
No, straight up like chill, the people who don't get

995
00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:24.119
over when there's like people on the side of the road,

996
00:54:24.119 --> 00:54:28.480
the people that speed around others. Like, no, they do

997
00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:31.599
deserve to get maceed. But maybe not really.

998
00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:35.159
Yeah, like naturally by the universe, not from people. I'm

999
00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:37.840
not saying it's okay for a person to do it, yes,

1000
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:41.840
but if a tree did it somehow, or you know,

1001
00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:45.559
the wind just brushed a mace of their direction or

1002
00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:48.480
something that would be okay. Yeah, there's a guy I

1003
00:54:48.519 --> 00:54:50.320
saw on my way to work the other day. I

1004
00:54:50.360 --> 00:54:52.199
thought I was going to get hit head on. I

1005
00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:55.840
was leaving the city and the other road next to

1006
00:54:55.880 --> 00:54:58.440
it with you know, the other lane going two lanes,

1007
00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:02.079
it was stopped and some person just drove in the

1008
00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.079
medium in a big ass truck, just the big grass

1009
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.679
media and just drove in it and was kind of

1010
00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:08.760
driving straight at me. And I'm like, I'm going to

1011
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:10.800
get hit head on because somebody just didn't want to

1012
00:55:10.800 --> 00:55:14.800
sit in traffic. Yeah, and that's a person that deserves

1013
00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:18.719
if something like that happened natural amazing. Yeah.

1014
00:55:18.760 --> 00:55:22.039
So, Trevin, as I told you while you were telling

1015
00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:25.880
your story, our connection is that it's all about how

1016
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:28.880
you react to crazy situations.

1017
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:32.719
Yeah, unexpected situations, terrible reactions.

1018
00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:37.480
Terrible the worst reactions people, which I mean fits our

1019
00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:40.559
show perfectly. So I love that for us.

1020
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:42.679
And like I said, I didn't pick my story to

1021
00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:44.880
match with yours. I only picked it because I would

1022
00:55:44.920 --> 00:55:46.800
just love the idea of somebody teaching something like that

1023
00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:49.440
a lesson. It was later that I focused on the

1024
00:55:49.440 --> 00:55:52.039
reaction and all that. Yeah, I did also want to say,

1025
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:53.440
in the way that we wrote, I felt like you

1026
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:57.519
were very poetic with your innuendos and stuff like yes, affection,

1027
00:55:57.719 --> 00:56:00.440
erection and stuff like that. And there was a couple

1028
00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:02.400
of things you said where I think I said poetic

1029
00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:05.880
to something you said, Yes, I was overly poetic with

1030
00:56:05.920 --> 00:56:07.679
this just because I had to stretch so much of

1031
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:11.119
her mind. So yeah, very poetic this week too.

1032
00:56:11.039 --> 00:56:14.559
We were, and bringing in the Cold Play lyrics is

1033
00:56:14.639 --> 00:56:17.880
kind of a poetic thing too. I feel the poetry

1034
00:56:18.079 --> 00:56:21.239
in this room today, Trevin, and I hope that others

1035
00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:21.920
will as well.

1036
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:23.599
It's been a deep little day.

1037
00:56:24.480 --> 00:56:24.760
Well.

1038
00:56:24.880 --> 00:56:28.079
I hope everyone is just having the best week ever.

1039
00:56:28.400 --> 00:56:31.840
And just remember, no matter the crime, big or small,

1040
00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:33.760
in the end, we're all doomed.

1041
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:47.760
Doomed a piece of doomed to peed it what doomed

1042
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:49.199
to put a piece of grass in our ass?

1043
00:56:51.559 --> 00:56:52.360
That was worth it.

1044
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.840
Thank you for sticking that through. If you want to

1045
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1057
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1058
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1059
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Yeeha